Allahman Comes Alive!
September 29, 2007
Adventures of Allahman
Allahman comes Alive!
were singing the National Anthem of Islamic Republic...
Olaq Qoli: Hama ba ham!
Umma': Allah Allah Allah, La Elaha
Ella Allah, Allah
suddenly something had appeared in the skies of Tehran!
Halaal Meat: It's
Baboone: It's a plane!
Hezbo: It's a bat!
Pasdar: It's a rocket!
Qoli: It's a Martian UFO!
Ahmadinejad: It's a new specie!
Ebtekar: It's Imam Zaman!
Umma': The absent Imam has reappeared!
Dancers: Ya Mahdi, Ya Mahdi
Imam: No No, it is the one and
At first, it was a Spider looking Allah logo
on the Islamic Republic's flag!
it became an inanimated Allah object!
Alive, It's Alive!
Allahman is here! Praise be upon Allah!
Alive! It's Alive
is here! Praise be upon Allah!
Umma' were amazed!
were getting erections!
bombers were exploding like fireworks!
Chadori Sisters of Zeynab were doing the Islamic Lambada!
Imam was developing a cardiac!
a new SuperHero from IRI!
AllahMan, a strong fighter to destroy Iran!
It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a bat...it's a new specie...it's
a new super hero...No, wait a second, it's the one and only: "AllahMan"!
The One who establishes the government of Allah on Earth and sends
little Hezbo suicide bombers to fight the Great Satan!
was a hot summer night in Tehran, bunch of evil youth were demonstrating
and rioting for the establishment of democracy in Iran............
Basijis were outnumbered, Anti Riot police banged on the students'
heads......yet they ran out of batons and chomaq! Only one man
could save the night........one man could protect the government
of Allah against the Evil Westoxicated Fufuls and Arazel (Student
Movement) in the streets of Tehran! The greatest vigilante Islamic
Super Hero from Qom.............The AllahMan! Like a Vulture from
the depth of the night, AllahMan came to the rescue and to serve
and protect The Night.
fights for Enslavement, Injustice, and Prisonment......... IRI
count on AllahMan to protect us from the Great Satan, World Zionism,
Westoxication and to safe keep us living in 7th century AD!
shall protect the KIR (Khomeini's Islamic Republic) and help to
establish the government of Allah on earth! Allahman is an Islamic
Superhero so he shall dry your Persian
Allah bless Allahman!
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