IPC Comics presents
Adventures of Allahman
Episode II
Allahman Degenerates the Persian!
Introducing: The Amazing Transformer Man!

Hassan Jihadi: Allah bless Allahman!

Allahman Degenerates the Persian!
The Amazing Transformer Man: Darius transforms to Mullah!
Allahman slaughters Darius (Royal Blue Garment), jumps in joy (1979), and transforms him to the Mullah (Black Islamic Robe). The Amazing Transformer Man is born!

Moving on Down

Royal Immortal Guard: From the days of glory to the days of disgrace. From Darius the Great to Islamic Republic. From the magnificent ruins of Persepolis, to the dark holes of the Arab infested city of Qom. From the time that Darius proudly proclaimed his achievements from the seat of his vast Achaemenian Empire, to the barbaric destruction of our nation in 1979. Due to this shame, disgrace and dishonor, Darius the Great is turning in his tomb. Notice how we have changed from wearing the royal blue, the color of royalties, to wearing the black, color of death.

Cheers
Bee

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L. Infectious The Great
R. Darius The Great
Darius stares at this misery, with unbelieving eyes!

Be Suye Soqut

Royal Immortal Guard: Az ruzhaye derakhshan ta ruzhaye sharm-agin. Az Dariush ta Jomhuriye Eslami. Az kharabeha-ye por obohat-e Persepolis ta nahan-e tarik-e surakh-e bimargune-ye Arab be nam-e "Shahr-e Qom". Az doran-e talai-ye keshvardari-ye Dariush va Emperaturi-ye por shokuh-e Hakhamaneshi ta nabudi-ye vahshiyane-ye keshvar-e bastani-ye Ariya-yi dar 1979. Dariush dar aramgah bar khod milarzad. Dariush az in khejalat, nang va bi sherafati larze be tan darad. Negah kon chegune ma "Jame-ye Abi-ye Darbari-ye Parsi" ra be "Jame-ye Siyah-e Eslami-ye Marg" forukhtim!

Dorud,
Bee

Live and learn!

Hassan Jihadi: Praise be upon the Allahman, the protector of the Robed Spiders!

Islamic Republic of Iran's Allah Spider Flag

Praise be upon the Allahman!