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Cowollah the Transgender Muslim Cow Adventures!

Cowollah the Transgender Muslim Cow Animated Adventures!
Uber Cows of Shiite Gender Bending Transgender Episode!
Uber Cows of Shiite Series

Ahreeman X and Lawrence of Persia
Lawrence of Persia (LOP)
shiite_head@yahoo.com
April 6, 2021

IPC Comics Presents:

Adventures of Cowollah the Muslim Cow of Allah!

Featuring Cowollah Halaal Meat the Muslim Cow!

Also His Sidekick Girlfriend Cowollah Halaal Habibi!

And here’s your host Milkshake the Muslim Cow!

Extra, Extra, Read All About It in the Latest News:

“Cowollah is a Secret Special Force Unit, Deep Inside the IRGC (Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps)!”
(Media)

“Cowollah consists of Faithful, Devoted & Trained Cows & Human Cattle of Allah!”
(Media)

“Iran is the number one destination for cheap sex operations.”
(Media)

“Cowollah Shocking Revelations News!
Uber Cows of Shiite are coming out of the closet!
Halaal Meat is not a Bull but a Cow.
Halaal Habibi is not a Cow but a Bull.”

(Media)

Hello kids, I’m Milkshake, your story teller. Deep inside the IRGC, there is a great secret task force of Special Forces Units, dedicated to the cause of IRI. They fight for Imam and Islam. They are spreading the will of Allah, worldwide. These units are the “Cowollah” the Cows and the Human Cattle of Allah who only respond to and obey the will of Imam, the Supreme Spiritual Leader of IRI. Through the years, these units have been under the direct command of the first and the second IRI Shiite Imams: Imam Ruhollah Khomeini and Imam Ali Khamenei, the great contemporary Shiite Saints of IRI. They are the infallible Mullah Founding Fathers of IRI.

Hello kids, I’m Cowollah Halaal Meat. I am the Cow of Allah. Cowollah are the good Muslim Cattle and Human Cattle of Allah with absolute obedient to the Imam. I’m glad to announce that we are finally out of the “Islamic Closet”! We are transgender Cows of Allah! I am really a Cow posing As a Bull and Halaal Habibi is really a Bull posing as a Cow!

In these gender bending liberal times in USA and IRI, we have decided to come out of the closet! Liberals and Muslims have a lot in common! We are good Mooslims, Mooooo, Moo!

Halaal Meat is correct. I am not only making milkshake but I am also an Islamic Scholar! According to Imam Khomeini, Transgender Activities are totally Halaal. It is perfectly Halaal and Allowed to do sex operations and transform as a Transgender! But it is Haraam and condemned to Remain Gay!
Down with Homos!
Long Live Trannies!

We are now reporting live from the Mosque. There is a special event going on. Grand Ayatollah, Hazrat-e Seyed Ali Khamenei and Hojatol Eslam Hassan Rouhani are attending … the Head of Namaz al Jama’ is Brother Jack Ass, the Donkey of Allah, Brother Kharollah!

Takbir … Supreme Spiritual Leader, the 2nd Holy Imam Saint of Shiite Muslims, Hazrat-e Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei and the IRI president, Hojatol Eslam Hassan Rouhani are entering the Mosque … recite a loud Salavat …

Allah O Masala Ala Muhammad, Va Aleh Muhammad …

Moooslim, Mooooooooo, Musulman, Mooooo, Moo!

OK Gusaleh, that’s enough enthusiasm, calm down, withhold your excitement! Imam has entered the Mosque!

Thank you Umma’ Al Islam, Ummat-e Hamishe Hazer, you are always alert and present in the political and religious scene! Allah bless you all …

On behalf of the office of the presidency of IRI, I also thank you all …

Now we sing an old favorite IRI song, Hama Ba Ham, Dam Begirid … Gusaleha, be loud and be proud …. Sing with Sineh Zani Chest Banging, Ashura Style! Show Feelings and Emotions ….

Hezbollahis on the right recite …

Allah, Allah, Allah … La Elaha Ella Allah,
Allah, Allah, Allah … La Elaha Ella Allah …

Allah O Akbar, Allah O Akbar
Khomeini Rahbar, Khomeini Rahbar

Basijis on the left recite …

Be Pa Khizid Mosalmanan, Be Pa Khizid Mosalmanan

Allah O Akbar, Allah O Akbar
Khomeini Rahbar, Khomeini Rahbar

Be Pa Khizid Mosalmanan, Be Pa Khizid Mosalmanan
Agar Jalad-e Bi Iman, Bekhahad Khun-e Ma Rizad
Man-o Yaran Be Pa Khizim-o Bonyadash Bar Andazim

Allah O Akbar, Allah O Akbar
Khomeini Rahbar, Khomeini Rahbar

Lalay LaLa Lalay LaLa LaLa LaLa, La Loo, Looloo Loo
Moooooooooo Musulmanan, Musulman, Muslim, Mooooooo Moo!

Oy, Ohoy Gusaleh, that’s enough, everybody enough singing, quiet down, shut the mouths ...

Moo!

Withhold your enthusiasm and sit down, allow Imam to speak …

Ya Umma’ please sit down, relax and listen to the today’s sermon … it is very fruitful …

In the name of Allah the merciful, Muhammad his Prophet and Ali his Imam, we begin …
Bismillah Al Rahman Al Rahim,
La Elaha Ella Allah,
Muhammad Al Rasul Allah
Ali Al Vali Allah

Our story goes ……


I am Cowollah Halaal Meat the Muslim Cow of Allah. I am a Faithful Soldier of Imam. I’m also a Transgender Muslim Cow! Have you ever seen a Bull without horns? I’m really a Cow posing as a Bull! Allah bless Trannies! Imam Khomeini was fond of Trannies and he started Sex Operations in Iran. All these Gender Bending episodes started with Imam Khomeini!


I am Cowollah Halaal Habibi the Muslim Cow of Allah. I am a Faithful Sister of Zeynab. I’m Halaal Meat’s Side Kick and Siqeh Temporary Wife! I’m also a Transgender Muslim Cow! Have you ever seen a Cow with horns? I’m really a Bull posing as a Cow! Allah bless Trannies! Imam Khomeini was fond of Trannies and he started Sex Change Operations in Iran. All these Gender Bending episodes started with Imam Khomeini! Allah bless his perverted soul!


Khomeini's Spirit: I am Spirit of Imam Khomeini and I approve this message! Withhold your passion and enthusiasm through this Net spoof! Don’t let me Finger you!
Bull Boy: I think Imam just fingered me!


Cowollah the Transgender Muslim Cow of Allah IRI Iranian Political Poster


Cowollah the Transgender Muslim Cow of Allah IRI Promo Iranian Political Propaganda Poster
Cowollah: Muhammad Don’t deny my Muslim-hood and Humanity! Imam Khomeini did not discriminate against Transgenders, why do you deny my humanity? Cows are Muslims too!


Basij Brother Cowollah IRI Iranian Propaganda Poster
Basij Brother Cowollah: Infidel, don’t discriminate against Human Cattle!


Soqra (right): Who are these couple of old faggots?
Kobra (left): Read your “Religious Studies Book”, they’re not old faggots; they are Neo Shiite Imams and IRI Saints! Imam Seyed Ruhollah Khomeini and Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei, Mullah Founding Fathers of IRI!


Banjo Cow: These Human Cattle are the “Ya Hussein Brigade” of the Hezbollah!


Banjo Cow: These Human Cattle are the Nazi Saluting Militia of the Hezbollah!


Banjo Cow: These Human Cattle are the Nazi Saluting Hezbollah with their Mullah Leader!


Cowollah Halaal Meat: Got Quran?!


Uber Cows of Shiite: Got Quran?
Halaal Nokhodi: Cowollah Halaal Meat is my Hero!


Left: Good Hejab Cow
Right: Bad Hejab Cow


Islam and Beef
Left - Mullah Kharzeh: This cow is very round, healthy and has Beefy thighs! I don’t know if I should bang him and then Slaughter him Zebh Al Islami to eat him; or Slaughter Zebh Al Islami him and then bang him!
Right – Namaz Al Jama’ Islamic Group Prayer Cows: If we knew that pervert Mullah Kharzeh was here, we would have never bent over to read Namaz Prayer!


Left – Good Muslim Sheep, Goat, Cow and Camel: We never bend over for prayer in front of Mullah Kharzeh!
Right – Muslim Boy at the Mosque: I’m afraid to bend over to recite Namaz; look at all of these child molesters here!


Arab Shepherd: It’s Hump Day! Ahlen Va Sahlen, Ya Habibi Marhaba!
Muslim Camel: Oh Shiite, I knew I shouldn’t have bent over to read Namaz!
Muslim Cow: Holy Cow!


Abdul Paki: It’s Hump Day!!!
Hysterical Camel: Oh Shiite!
Cowollah to Camel: Better you than me!


Q: How do Muslims practice Safe Sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick!
Muslim Kick Camel: That’s why I always practice my kicking skills!
Chubby Cow: Oh Shiite! I’m too chubby to kick!


Behind Every Screaming Goat,
Is a Muslim with his pants down!
Screaming Goat: Heeeeeelp!
Kissy Cow: Take it like a Strong Boy! Gimme a kiss!


Left Cow: If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy, C’mon baby let me know?
Right Cow: You are asking for it boy! Muslims are coming soon!


At the Stable
Haj Ismael: What a beauty, C’mon baby, let me take you to the back of the stable …
Brown Cow: Oh Allah, this pervert is back! Mooooo! Moo!


Slick Willy Clinton: When I was the president, every day was the Hump Day at the White House!


Left
Chadori Little Girl: Heeeeeelp! Mullah Muhammad gonna do the “Muhammad and Aisha” to me! I’m only 6-year-old!
Mullah Muhammad: So was Aisha! Silence child! Take it like a woman!
Right
Musulman: Hajji, what’s that bulge under your robe?
Haji Solayman: Not to worry brother, C’mon here, I’ll show you what’s under the robe of the Mullah!


Pedophilia in Tehran!
Mullah: Akbar jan, it’s too hot, you should wear short shorts like Asqar, so your legs are free … see his smooth legs are so free and cool?
Akbar: Then how come you’re wearing that heavy long robe?
Mullah: Because I’m not wearing any underwear!

And now for something totally different, watch the Big Bone Hassan’s Adventures …. That’s me!


Big Bone Hassan: Don’t bend over for Namaz Prayer in front of me!
Chadori Pussy Cat: I pray on my prayer rug, facing you and I’ll never bend over with my back to you! Meow!


Big Bone Hassan: Intense erotic struggles goes on at the backrooms of the mosque! Don’t let me catch you alone in there!


Big Bone Hassan: Islamic teachings can change a boy to a man! Little boy, C’mon here, I’m a big Teacher!


Indian Muslim Shepherd: It’s Ramadan, I’m fasting and I’m weak, Can’t help myself, so you cows should wear hejab and not bend over for Namaz in front of me!
Cowollah: Say what?!


Khatami: Allah Bless the Cow! Healthy Cow! Masha Allah be Gav!


Milkshake: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
Lala La La, Lala La La Laaaaaaa …


Kharollah: And now we bend over and submit to Allah for Namaz Al Jama’

Ashhado Ana Muhammad Al Rasul Allah

Male Section

La Elaha Ella Allah

Female Section

La Elaha Ella Allah

And who are you?

I’m Chadori Dancer Sister of Zeynab!

I’m Dool-ollah, Dick of Allah, the Dancing Banana!

I’m Dr. Baboon!

And we are dancing the night away at the backrooms of the Mosque, in the Hot Nights of Tehran! Allah works in Mysterious Ways!


From Holy Shrine of Imam Khomeini
Imam Khomeini Spirit: Maloun, Haraami, Mufsed Al Fel Arz, Kafir, Infidel Ahreeman, you shall pay with your blood for this insult to the Holy Religion of Islam! Because of you, the “Testicle of Islam” is in danger! Beyzeh Eslam dar Khatar Ast!

I, the Spirit of Imam Khomeini shall release a Fatwa for the Muslims to shed your Evil Ahreemanic Blood for a $ Billion Dollar! I put a Billion Dollar Bounty on your head, Maloun!

Muslims will catch me and shed my blood in a Cold Day in Hell, and when the Hell Freezes Over! Now I shall jump in my Hot Spa, in the Depth of the Warm Fires of the Hell! So warm and cosey!

And now a word from our sponsor “La Vache Qui Rit” AKA “Panir Kiri” (Dicky Cheese in Persian) AKA “Happy Cow” French Cheese:


And That’s All Folks!
Shoo Away, Shoo, Go Home and Empty the Mosque Theatre for the Second Session Sermon!
May Allah Bless You Good Muslims & Curse You Infidels!
Cowollah Over and Out!

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