Uber-Cows of Shiite
Ahreeman X
October 13, 2007

IPC Comics presents
Uber-Cows of Shiite
Episode I:
Got Quran?

First we must sing the Islamic Republic's National Anthem.
Allah Allah Allah, La Elaha Ella Allah, Allah, Allah …
Now we discuss Islam.
Death to Great Satan and Global Zionism.
Death to America and Israel.
Long live Hezbollah, Death to Persian culture!
Islam is in danger; we are ready to sacrifice for Islam!
Islam is in danger; we must protect the testicle of Islam!
We are ready to be slaughtered for Allah!
Party only Hezbollah, Leader only Ruhollah!
Party only party of Allah!
Got Suicide Bombers?
Got Martyrs?
Got Halaal Meat?
Got Quran?

3 hours later ……

Khomeini Ey Imam, Khomeini Ey Imam, we will continue your way!
Why are cow's intelligence so low compare to other animals like human?
Because Allah had created cows in his own image! Ya Ali, Ya Mahdi, Ya Hoo!
Why are cow's Udders so low compare to other animals such as human?
Because Allah had created cows in his own image! Ya Ali, Ya Mahdi, Ya Hoo!
Why are human's shambool so small in comparison to Bull's?
Because Allah had created cows in his own image! Ya Ali, Ya Mahdi, Ya Hoo!
Ya Ali, Moula Ali, Seyed Ali, Imam Ali, Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei!
Allah O Akbar, Khomeini Rahbar
Allah O Akabr, Khamenei Rahbar!

At first he was a subject of a Hezbollah propaganda poster!

Then he became the poster boy for Quran consumption!

Then he became an International Icon for global Islamists.
A good Muslim Cow!

And now he is Alive!
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome: Uber-Cows of Shiite!

Halaal Meat: Hello Muslim Brothers and Sisters, I am Halaal Meat.
I'm a Moooo, Moo, Mooslim, Muslim Cow!
I'm a Hezbollah Martyr of Allah!
I'm an Uber-Cow of Shiite!
Got Quran?

Halaal Habibi: Hello Muslim Brothers and Sisters, I am Halaal Habibi.
I'm a Moooo, Moo, Mooslim, Muslim Cow!
I'm Halaal Meat's sidekick, siqeh, and Halaal girlfriend!
I'm a Sister of Zeynab!
Got Martyrs?

Muslim Cattle Group Choir: Got Quran?
Halaal Meat and Friends
L - R: Halaal Meat, Brother Gusaleh, and Gav Zaqu

Halaal Meat is a Bull who looks like a Cow!
Halaal Habibi is a cow who looks like a bull!
Why everything is upside down and bizarre in Islam?
Don't question Allah! Because Allah is most wise and merciful!

Kharollah: Infidel, why are you laughing at me?
Am I funny Ha Ha, a subject of your amusement?
I know I don't belong in this comic strip, but I'm only a good Muslim trying to find my way to the Islamic Heaven! Stop laughing infidel!