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every country it takes a different shape and form and it is called a different
name such as Burqa, Hejab, Veil or Chador; however, the women who wear
these Islamic Coverings "by choice" are some of the most clueless,
ignorant, fanatical, illiterate and backward females of the globe. Lately,
it is also a fad and fashion to make an Islamic statement; therefore,
many piss ant Muslimettes also started to wear these garments to make
a political and fundamental statement! As Iraj Mirza, the great Persian
poet stated to these women: You may cover your face tightly, thus I do
my chore from beneath! Iraj Mirza used to bang these Chadori women by
the dozen! Chadori religious women are often the first who lose their
virginity and keep on working it! In Islam, you can Bang O Salavat all
you want, but as long as you cover your face tight! What a religion, it
is all about belly and under belly! Mohammed the prophet PBUHB (Peace
Be Upon His Bone) himself was the Boner of the masses! In fact the prophet
had invented the Hejab and primarily had put it on Ayisha's (his 6 year
old child bride) head, because at the time of the invention of the hejab,
Mohammed was an old man and Ayisha was a young voluptuous woman with needs
which only hefty Arab Generals could satisfy! So eventually Mohamed got
fed up with Big Boned Arab Generals banging her child bride; therefore,
he invented the hejab! Afterwards Mohammed made hejab mandatory for all
his wives (21 of them) and all Muslim women. Hejab was invented, so women
would be covered from head to toe and men would not get improper erections
by eyeing the women! You see, in Islam, horny Muslim men cannot control
themselves, so they have to cover their women from head to toe! This is
Islam's solution for the question of morality! Up to this date, Muslim
women in the globe have to pay for sins of Ayisha! Put a chador on their
head, send them to kitchen and keep them stupid, bare foot and pregnant!
That is the Islamic way! Now let us celebrate hejab and its Persian version
(Chador), thus without it, we would have nothing left for the imagination!
Actually there is an erotic element to Chador, don't you agree? I think
I am already getting turned on! Thanks to various artists! |