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Prophet Muhammad & Aisha his Child Bride
Part 2: Best of Muhammad & Aisha Cartoons

 

Prophet Muhammad and Aisha his Child Bride Cartoons (Best Of)
Muhammad and Aisha Cartoons: Part 2

Compiled by IPC
Cartoons by Various Artists
September 15, 2020


Mature Women had no chance with the Prophet!
“Girls over 12 were jealous when Muhammad married Aisha at age 6!” (Islamic Scholars)
“Aisha reported:
Allah's Messenger married me when I was 6 years old,
and I was admitted to his house at the age of 9.”
(Hadith Sahih Muslim: Book 8 # 3309)

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According to Quran, Allah ordered, though shall not commit adultery except with concubines and slaves (captives which your right hand possesses) captured in war!
Aisha and Teddy Bear: We’re not speaking to you!
Muhammad:  This is not what it seems like! This is not adultery; she is only a captive which my right hand possesses!


Goat Digested Chapters of Quran Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Aisha reported:
“Chapters of Quran Ayat al Rajm and Ayat al Raz’at were written on something and I kept them under a cart to properly document them in later time. In a meanwhile prophet passed away and we were busy with the tragedy. Suddenly a goat came and ate those chapters!”
(Hadith Al Tabari # 1523)
Ahreeman Joon: Karma really exists! Haven’t I told you that Quran is all Bull Shiite?!


Indonesian Comic on Life of Muhammad and Aisha
Muhammad: That’s more like it.
Aisha: What’s up now?


Ride the Horsey or Camel Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
“Prophet was fond of children and often played the horsey with them!” (Islamic Oalama Scholars)
Muhammad: Hup Hup Horsey, Hup Horsey …
Aisha: That’s not a horsey, it’s a Dromedary Camel, I can feel his hump!
Teddy bear is amazed!


Dried Semen on Prophet’s Garment Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
“Aisha reported:
Allah's Messenger married me when I was 6 years old,
and I was admitted to his house at the age of 9.”
(Hadith Sahih Muslim: Book 8 # 3309)
“Aisha reported:
“I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet
and even then, I used to notice one or more spots on them.”
(Hadith Sahih al-Bukhari: Book 1 # 233)
“Aisha reported:
Whenever I found dried semen on the garment of Messenger of Allah
(May Peace Be Upon Him) I scraped it off with my nails.”
(Hadith Sahih al-Bukhari: Book 2 # 572)
“Aisha had a warm mouth!” (Islamic Olama Scholars)


Muhammad is shopping for brides cartoon
Muhammad had 21 wives and unlimited number of concubines


Muhammad and Aisha Documentary Movie Poster


Aisha Believes that Allah is Muhammad’s Pimp Cartoon!


Muhammad and Sheep Bestiality Menage a Trois with Aisha Cartoon!
Aisha’s Teddy Bear is opinionated!


Infidels, it is called Islamic Marriage, Not Pedophilia!
Muhammad is Muslim’s Perfect Role Model!


Infidels, it is called Islamic Marriage, Not Pedophilia!
Muhammad PBUHB (Peace Be Upon His Bone) practiced it then and Muslims are practicing it now!
Liberals only wish that they didn’t have to do it in hiding and they could openly do it like Muslims!


Muhammad’s Rabid Jew Phobia Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Aisha: Down Muhammad, Down …. Cannot take you anywhere!


Provoked Doggy Jumps Muhammad’s Butt Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Muhammad: Get this stupid dog off my butt, can’t you see I’m reading Namaz prayer?!
Khadijah: You have such round butt! You must have provoked him; you should wear hijab!
Hazrat Imam Ahreeman the Naked reported:
“When you see a Muslim bent over to read Namaz Prayer, it is recommended and halaal to jump his or her bone from the behind and do the nasty! Allah will reward you in afterlife!”
(Islamic Ahreemanic Hadith: Ayat 666, Surah 69)


Muhammad and Aisha on Camel Back Cartoon


Muhammad and Aisha Charlie Hebdo Book Cover Cartoon


Muhammad and Aisha Charlie Hebdo Beast Them Cartoon


Creation of Hijab Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Young Arab Generals were very fond of Aisha and had secret affairs with her. Aisha was becoming very popular amongst the young Arab men; therefore, Muhammad went in and out of the famous cave and Allah told him to create the Hijab for women! This way, Aisha would be covered from head to toe and would not turn on the young Arab boys! So, in a way the Aisha’s infidelity had caused all Muslim women to become eggplants covered from the head to toe!


Granddaughter or New Wife Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Hakim: Is that your granddaughter?
Muhammad: No, she’s my new wife!


Muhammad’s Hair Style Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon


Muhammad’s Passion for the Black Rock Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Aisha was jealous of the Black Rock!
Until this day, Muslims go around the Ka’bah like sheep and kiss this rock!
But of course, that is not idolatry!
Muslims are same as cattle; they follow the herd which follows the shepherd Muhammad!


Muhammad’s Gabriel and Aisha’s Casper the Friendly Ghost Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon


Faithful Followers of the Cult of Muhammad and Aisha Tradition
Muslim Child Bride Marriage


Faithful Followers of the Cult of Muhammad and Aisha Tradition in Lebanon
Muslim Child Bride Marriage


Faithful Followers of the Cult of Muhammad and Aisha Marriage Tradition in Lebanon
Muslim Child Bride Marriage


Faithful Followers of the Cult of Muhammad and Aisha Marriage Tradition in Lebanon
Welcome to the Islamic world. Welcome to Islam Religion of Peace!
Muslim Child Bride Marriage


Muhammad and Aisha Dreams Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon


Disappointed Muslim Girls Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon


Disappointed Prophet’s wives Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Muhammad’s Minaret was not that tall after all!
Ali must have had some eye problems!


Monthly Period Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Well, this hadith proves that the whole Islamic concept that women are filthy during the rag and men should take distance with a 9-foot pole is yet another hypocrisy and Bull Shiite recited by Muhammad! Do not do as I do but do as I say! Obviously reading Quran on a bloody suzie was halaal for Muhammad! In the same manner, Muslims could only marry 4 wives but Muhammad could marry 21 wives and unlimited number of concubines!


The Official Trailer of Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
The Trailer for the Upcoming Musical Show!
Aisha's Life in a Nutshell. And now the show:


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 1: What’s Love Got to do with It?
Act 1: Muhammad the Dirty Old Pervert


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 2: The Girl is Mine!
Act 2: Abu Bakr Pleads for his daughter but Muhammad is too horny!


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 3: I Will Survive!
Act 3: Soon you’ll be a woman (with little teddy bear dancing on the side)!


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 4: We are Growing!
Act 4: And years go by while Aisha gets raped over and over …


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 5: Every Little Thing She does is Magic!
Act 5: It’s a Miracle: Aisha becomes very popular!


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 6: Love don’t Live Here Anymore!
Act 6: Muhammad Betrays Aisha with New Wives!


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 7: Eat It, Eat It, Just Eat It!
Act 7: Honeymoon Over – Aisha Poisons the Prophet!


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 8: I’ll be Missing You!
Act 8: The Old Bastard Finally Croaks! Revenge is Sweet!


Aisha the Musical Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Song 9: I’m the Mother of the Believers!
Act 9: Aisha becomes a Military General, leads armies and becomes Mother of the Believers! Unlike the past incognito affairs, now Aisha openly bangs every young officer in sight! Aisha becomes a legend amongst the good Muslims!


No Jew or Christian for You, Said Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Muhammad: Don’t you ever let me catch you playing with the filthy Jew and Christian girls. It is for your own hygiene because they are Najes (filthy) creatures!


Muhammad Loved Food Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Aisha reported:
Muhammad loved perfume, women and food, the first two he owned but the third one he couldn’t because he (the old bastard) was too old and sick to eat! Everything he ate, it came up!
Ahreeman Joon: If you study closely, you will notice that the complete Quran and Islam is about Belly and Under Belly! The complete religion is based on food and sex! Quran teaches Muslims what to eat and what not; who to bang and who not! It is a book written for monkeys to follow and not for thinking humans to ponder! That’s what Muslims are, monkey see, monkey do! Even then, the majority of Muslims have not read the Quran but blindly follow the piece of Rag Papers!


Allah Grants Viagra to Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon


Muhammad the cradle robber Bomber in the Skies Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon


Muhammad with the Keys to the Islamic Paradise Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
“In Islamic Paradise, you will get endless rivers of milk and honey, variety of food and 72 virgins!”


Muslim Child Brides Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Good Muslim Followers of the Prophet Continue the Tradition of Muslim Child Bride Marriage.
Little Girls need to go to school but some end up in weddings!


Muhammad was Fond of Babies Cartoon


Quran Blessed Muhammad and Aisha Cartoon
Muslim Child Brides, it is an Islamic Tradition!
The Tradition Continues Until Today!


Scimitars of Allah Muhammad and Aisha Color Pencil Cartoon
Swine Snacks, Islamic Pedophile Porn and Quran, they have the same value!
With his right hand, Prophet is playing with his Habibati and with his left hand, he is molesting Aisha with Teddy Bear in hand!


Muhammad and Aisha Portrait

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