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Postby Emam Kooni » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:22 am

Ghods_IRI wrote:Ahreeman, A Threat To Humanity

Islam controls the Airways and the Internet

In the name of Hazrate Seyed Ali Khamenei, Maghame Moazame Rahbari, Velayate Faghihe Shi'ayane Jahan, Moula Ali, I begin this picture.


Does any one recognize the Islamic leader on the left?
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Postby IPC » Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:12 am

:Mullah: Emam:

=D> Awesome graphic! LOL

You changed the Emam (Farsi) to the correct version! Why did you do that? 2 possibilities:
1) You did it for Q, deep inside you love Q! LOL :lover:
2. You are REALLY becoming literate in FARSI and English! LOL :woohoo:

OK, now that you are becoming literate in languages, we must find a new excuse to bitch at you! :badgrin:

Here is one,

Start posting in proper rooms. Graphics go in "Anime/Graphic" room, they don't go in Iran room!

I am thinking maybe you are doing these things to piss the moderator (Lib) off!
or
You do these things for 2 possible reasons:
1) To piss IPC Op members off:
You post misspelled words to piss Q and Ahreeman off.
You post in wrong rooms to piss Lib off.
2) You are in reality 2 people:
some of your writings are very mature and looks like it posted by an older person.
some of your writings are very juvenile and looks like it posted by a teenager.

Are you 2 people or are you a schizophrenic split personality with 2 characters? LOL
then you fit right in IPC! LOL
Do you know who you remind me of? You remind me of "BEE", IPC Op. old animator! LOL
Are you playing us and you are really BEE? Are you back and playing us?
If you are really Bee and playing us, prepare yourself for Ahreemanic Wrath cause he will catch you and then .................... you! LOL
Ahreeman and Bee were friends so Ahreeman will not ............. you cause you called his stuff K**i, but he will .............. you cause you played us! LOL
If your BEE, you better drop the act before you get .............. by Ahreeman! Come forward please?
We know you live where Bee lives! See, we are smart, its a matter of time before you get caught in the act! Give it up! Ahreeman is watching you and nothing gets by him! :-$

ps: Notice I use the word Farsi instead of Parsi? Do you know why? Lib likes that word (FARSI). I do it for Lib! LOL
ps2: Stop giving yourself general stars, those are fake and not earned by IPC Immortal Guards Corp. You are still a private kid!

Good work Emam, keep it up.

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Postby Emam Kooni » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:54 am

Hi IPC

It is not easy to fool the the 'i' of the ipc:
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Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:30 pm

Allow me to solve the mystery for all! :sarcas:

Dear Father @ Under! Here we go again!
Must I come here to solve all problems?! :roll:

Folks:
Allow me to simplify & input the situation into Logic via Modern Mathematical formulas:

Modern Mathematics

Logic
____________
Legend:
Emam => Emam Kooni ID = Sue + her Mother
Bee => BusyBee ID = Original IPC Animator
Problem:
Is Emam = Bee?

Analysis:


Similarities
_________________
Bee = Monarchist
Emam = Monarchist

Bee = Pro Reza Pahlavi
Emam = Pro Reza Pahlavi

Bee = Lives in --- (same) State [blanked for privacy]
Emam = Lives in --- (same) State [blanked for privacy]

Bee = can't spell worth Shiite in Persian or English
Emam = can't spell worth Shiite in Persian or English

Bee = Animator/Graphic Artist
Emam = Animator/Graphic Artist

Bee = Some writing similarities
Emam = Some writing similarities
_____________________


Differences
_______________
Bee = Scientist
Emam = Fat chance of being a scientist!

Bee = Highly Educated
Emam = Yup Right!

Bee = Very polite/Highly Well Mannered
Emam = Do I really have to say it?!
_________________________


Conclusion
______________
If:
{Bee} Intersection {Emam} = Empty
Then:
Bee # Emam
So:
Solution:
No, Emam is not Bee.


Explanation:

* Not in a million years, Bee is Emam.

* But still, keep the sweet darling around, she humors us. If she doesn't drink too much Duq, & keeps on drinking her milk, one day she grows up to become an acceptable artist. Yet still, my writings shall always remain "Kos O She'r" to her, simply for, you cannot put a "9 Dimension Quantum Mechanics Theory" of Professor Stephen Hawking, in front of a Jr. College Freshman, & expect her to read it & understand it! She will choke on it (Boksovat Mikoneh vo Jush Miyareh)! Therefore, to her intellect level, my writings do naturally look & sound such as "Kos O She'r"! You can't blame her!

This is how must my philosophy writings, look to her:
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And this is how she may look & feel after reading my writings:
Image

Or maybe like this:
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It is such as trying to explain "The Symptom Of The Universe" to a Baby Sparrow's brain!

Oh Sweet Child in State O mind! Oh Sweet Child O Mine! :badgrin:

Therefore, go easy on the sweet darling. She amuses me! Let her play around IPC on her 4 limbs ..........
:Pacifier: :tongue:
Give her a few years of reading IPC & she Evolves! IPC works wonders on human brains & Ahreeman does Miracles!

Well alrighty then, now that the mystery is solved, you can all stop pressuring your brains to solve it!
I feel like taking the weight off your shoulders, glad to be of help!

Well Thank you, Thank you very much, Thank you........ (Elvis Style with a lip twitch)!

Ahreeman Bless
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Postby Emam Kooni » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:29 pm

Hi good fellow X,

Let me be graphics first and tech later, since U like it quantitative:

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2-
Without giving away the facts, in all honesty, U were not even close! U may be all high-pretend to others, but I can detect your low self esteem. I offer U a comprehensive personality and profile dossier, marks of an utter mediocrity, but I am reminded that we are on the same boat. But, allow me to prove your technical and intellectual shortcoming:

I am using an IP-spoofer which renders the IP number detected by IPC, a proxy. And, should IPC check my IP-logs, (I am guessing) 2-5-different numbers are registered. This yields the undisputable conclusion that U could have not, possible and positively, correlated my location with that of alleged BEE’s, based on such parameters. Furthermore, I can walk in IPC and prevent the IPC-server from detecting an IP number, all together. However, I suspect that the security setup, unless I circumvent such setup, which I will not do, will not verify my registered password and will prevent me from posting, this is absent of a true or proxy IP address.


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Tell me I am wrong X:
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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:16 am

Ahreeman Don't Play That!

Dear Mother Sue, mother of Sue, which combinely with Sue, you are The Emam Kooni ID:

:crybaby: Sweet Child O Mine,

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"Hi good fellow X, "


Don't say things which you do not mean it! Your feelings towards me are a combination of:
Envy + Hate + Despise + Admiration + Attraction, so say what you feel!

"Let me be graphics first and tech later, since U like it quantitative:"


As I have mentioned, you have a prospect of becoming a good Animator/Graphic Artist. The first step would be to practice on your funny bone. You need to learn, what is funny & what is not! The best way to do that is to observe me in action. Don't compete with me, but learn from me! It will be more beneficial for you!

"Without giving away the facts,"


Facts are already given away by Ahreeman!

" in all honesty, U were not even close!"


Please do not insult my intelligence to save face!

"U may be all high-pretend to others"


I do not need to prove my greatness to All, thus the best reason to prove my greatness lies in the fact that you are here to bash me & that was the first thing which you had done, as soon as you have entered IPC! Furthermore, every week & every month someone new walks in to IPC solely to bash me! Why is that?

a) Greatness of Ahreeman. He who without him, Iranian politics will never be the same. He who without him, Iranian politics will be boring & many would walk away from it!

b) Ahreeman's logical mind, sharp tong, bluntness & sharp cutting reasoning sword, causes Ahreeman to have many enemies including but not limited to:
* Hizbollah Bozo Thugs
* Cheeseball Mosadeqists, Hard-Core Jebheis
* Doofess fans of "IRI safe Reza Pahlavi" such as Baby Monarchists & their Opium Addict Parents
* Jack Booted Iranian Thugs of Monarcho_Right in Los Angeles & London
* Iranian Cheesy Media Lords of Eye_Rainian Radios, TVs, Ragazines & Rag Papers
* Confused Muslim in Exile
* Eye-Rainian In-Tell-Egg-Chew-Alls
* Militant Gays & Lesbians
* Anarchists & Environmentalist Whacked Jobs
* Bleeding Heart Liberal Left
* Has Been Iranian Political Gurus
and the list goes on & on.................

c) Ahreeman is the greatest thing which has happened to Iranian politics & Iran, since the creation of Kabob Kubideh!

d) On weekly bases or Monthly bases, some bozo from some political affiliation in some corner of the world, screams challenge & wants to take on Ahreeman! Challenges come in E-mails, IMs, Forum or in University! Why do all these people want to take on Ahreeman? If I accept all these cheesy challenges, I will spend a life time exposing these cheeseballs for the rest of my life! I have better things to do with my life!

" U may be all high-pretend to others, but I can detect your low self esteem."


Lesson one:
Never come to IPC primarily for the sole intention to bash me. Every month or these days, every week, someone enters IPC to bash The Great Ahreeman. When one is Ahreeman, then many are out there to bash him, or take cheap shots @ him, this is only natural. But the fact is that, There is only one Ahreeman & there will always be one Ahreeman & nothing can change that. My whole East-side living room wall is decorated with the heads of those who tried before you. The West-side living room wall is reserved for those who will try after you. Are you truly stupid enough, wanting to join the heads on my walls?

" I offer U a comprehensive personality and profile dossier, marks of an utter mediocrity,"


Lesson two:
If I would go head to head & accept the challenge of every piss ant kid or bitter bald man or vengenceful woman who enters IPC & draws her/his gun for me, than I have to simply sit behind computer & spend long hours every day of the week to blow these contenders away! This is all fine & dandy & I am sure IPC readers will be entertained & cheer for me. I blew away many in the past & I will blow away many more in the future, but the downside is that, the time I am spending to argue, mock & destroy any bozo who has a animosity towards me, I could use this time to accomplish something! For instance, the more time I spend playing with little toys such as yourself, I could use getting the new IPC website, sooner published! So the whole world could gain from the site!

So I can goof around, every week or every month, arguing with some bozo who enters IPC for hours & hours, but then I have to hear constant nagging & bitching & pressure from IPC Operation members such as Damn Liberator, CR or Atusa: "When will the new site come out? Why is it taking so long? Why are you wasting time arguing with cheeseballs while you can do web design? Why don't you concentrate on web design? Why, why why why...........???????"

" but I am reminded that we are on the same boat."


You, a dual identity sweet child, hiding behind a cheesy ID, a fan of Feminine Reza Pahlavi, the gutless wanna be Shash-and-Shash of Miran, who neither has the balls to claim & capture his crown, nor has the guts to retire himself from politics & declare the disgraceful end to the Pahlavi Dynasty! A Mr. Mom who has been vegetating for 27 years & guilty as charged for not taking a smallest step to free Iran, when we asked him to do so in the 80s! You & your Gay Gutless Reza Pahlavi & 1000s like you Monarcho_Opiumists, combinely & all together can stand on top of each others shoulders, yet the one on the top, which would be Aryo Pirouznia, can still not reach Ahreeman's right testicle (Imam Hassan)! Ahreeman is a Giant.

Ahreeman is a God, Ancient Persian God of Evil. All of you combine, are a colony of ants! Go figure!

" But, allow me to prove your technical and intellectual shortcoming:"


Here we go, another cheeseball Monarchist wants to prove his knowledge to a God (Ahreeman)! Go ahead Booboo jan, shoot! :crybaby:

"I am using an IP-spoofer"


Then would you spoof your Nanaz Tala & save me the agony of listening to yet another Monarchist Moosh Mamoosh?!
:nuke:

" which renders the IP number detected by IPC, a proxy. And, should IPC check my IP-logs, (I am guessing) 2-5-different numbers are registered."


That's right. Finally you have given a correct factor! :thumbsup:

" This yields the undisputable conclusion that U could have not, possible and positively, correlated my location with that of alleged BEE's, based on such parameters."


Wrong! Using Proxy Sites & IP Spoofers will produce a number of different IPs & announcing to the world that you are using a system which produces for instant 5 different IPs (a different one, each time you log in to Internet), so the world cannot truly tell which is your true IP; however, a knowledgeable IT can take a look @ all of these produced IPs, input them in a IP locator & compare them to global IP location codes & easily figure where is your exact location! Surprised?

IP Spoofers are to shout various IPs to confuse elementary Baby Voyeur Hackers or Internet Stalkers (Haxors). IP Spoofers are by no means fooling any veteran ITs. They just provide him with a problem to solve. All it takes is a list of spoofed IPs provided by your spoofer toy, a global chart of IP locations & a IP locator gadget. That's all me sweet darling! But you would not know that, simply because:

I am Aheeman, & you are not! :devprised:

You see, this is not about Monarchist vs Republican. This is not even about Wanna be IT vs Tech Specialist! Bee was a Pro RP Monarchist & a Scientist, yet he was an IPC Op. member & a friend of mine. This is practically about same old, same old story of a young punk entering IPC, solely to bash Ahreeman! This is probably "Punk number 100" who had entered IPC during the last 6 years, solely to bash Ahreeman! So tell it like it is:

Envy + Hate + Despise + Admiration + Attraction, so say how you feel! Don't be shy!?

Don't hate me because I am beautiful & intelligent! :devbrowed:

Afterall,

I am Ahreeman and you are not! :devgrin:

" Furthermore, I can walk in IPC and prevent the IPC-server from detecting an IP number,"


Bull Shiite Ala Carte! Paaaaleeeese, you are speaking to Ahreeman! Stop the Rhetorics!

" all together. However, I suspect that the security setup, unless I circumvent such setup, which I will not do, will not verify my registered password and will prevent me from posting,"


Why on Earth would we stop you from posting? You are my new toy! I love to see children play around IPC! I love children, especially those who come along with their Mothers!

And why would you sabotage IPC? Why would you lower yourself to a Hizbollahi Hacker's level? Do you truly hate me that much to sabotage IPC, the only alternative hope to educate the masses to destroy IRI, just to get back @ me?!

" this is absent of a true or proxy IP address."


Or absence of a thinking mind! :roll:

Then you showed me an IP & asked me:

"Tell me I'm wrong X?"


:crybaby: Dear Child in State O Mind:

Unlike you, who are trying to hide your identity, your IP, your location, your privates, your underwear, your .........., & unlike you, who has to drag 2 people, one for animations & one for semi intelligent writings in one ID,.........

I am Ahreeman. I have one ID, I am one person, you can see my face, you can see my location & you & everyone else knows who I am. Everyone may not know the details of my true identity & family's identity (private matters for security reasons) but aside that, I am hiding nothing from anyone!

Except from our computers & our systems in IPC Office, which are only excluded from Statistics Sites, to capture accurate statistics; my various IPs on my computers @ work, @ my office, @ home, etc. are all visible & open to public to view & enjoy! Everyone who can read & write, with a half ass elementary technical knowledge, can go to the 3 statistics sites' squares, which I put @ the bottom left corner of Club's homepage, click on any of them & look @ my information. Anyone can do that. It is no secret. That is how you figured my information, because I allow you to see it. It is no secret!

But you know what? I do not even know if your provided info about me is correct or not, & I am not going to check if it is correct or not, simply because I use different computers which each computer provides different IPs (Dial Up/Spoofers); therefore, I have many Computers with many IPs. Ahreeman has many faces!

You could be correct, one of my IPs could be the one you posted, but then again, this is no secret. I make this info available to public. I allow you & All to access this info! So what do you want now? Do you want a medallion or an award for the info which I provided for you?!

Give it up! Will you?

You are wasting my precious time with your elementary rhetorics.

The time I have put to write this love letter to you, I could have put this effort to pick up a new sweet teenage girl @ the mall & feed her to Haj Kuchike! Now, Haji Kuchike is looking @ me Left Left (dirty look) & cussing me out!
:boilingmad: :devprised:

Or

The time I have put to write this love letter to you, I could have put this effort to web design, program & gather info for the new IPC Site. Now, Liberator & CR are giving me the dirty look, looking @ me Left Left & cussing me out, saying: "Stop Bull Shiiting with children & wanna be ITs in IPC & get back to web work!"
:vikingette: :vik: :devprised:

But I am setting enough value for you to write this! I also want the rest of the future Baby ITs, Ahreeman Haters, Wanna Be Contenders, & other Iranian Cheeseballs, to also be aware that:

Ahreeman don't play that! :devcool:

To All Future "Wanna Be Activist Diaper Doper Babies" :newbee: :

All the time & efforts you put to bash Ahreeman is the proof for the Greatness of Ahreeman! Or else, you would have not be in IPC, trashing Ahreeman, instead of doing constructive work for Iran & Iranians! What do you achieve by attempting to bash Ahreeman? Just because your Role Models, Political Gurus & Cult Leaders are weak, cheesy, gutless, brain drained, gay & laughable; you don't have to come to IPC & revenge their "natural weakness" by attempting to bring down a GOD (Ahreeman)! Face the reality:

You can never bring down Ahreeman, thus he is a Giant!

How can you bring down Ahreeman, when hundreds of you standing on top of each other's shoulders & the one on the top cannot even reach his right testicle (Imam Hassan), set aside his schlong (Haji Kuchike)?!
:egg: :discobanana: :egg:

You cannot even wrestle Haji Kuchike to the ground, then how can you bring down Ahreeman?! :Pacifier: :devnoid:

But what can I say, I am here to glow a 1/1000th of the Ahreemanic Wisdom to All! I forgive you & try to teach you a thing or two. You are amusing playful species, so Ahreeman forgives you, because:

Ahreeman is Merciful! :devgrin:

And please, always remember that:

I am Ahreeman and you are not! :devbrowed:


:boilingmad: :boilingmad: :boilingmad: :devnoid:
OK OK, OK folks, don't give me the 3rd degree, I promise & Swear (on book of Ahreeman), that I will not respond to any more cheesy contenders who want to bring Ahreeman down! Eventhough it is joyful to play with these cheeseballs, yet the "Time" is too precious to play around!

Amen!

Sign,

The Giant, whom you are trying to jump & grab his Habibati,
to pull him down, yet you are too weak & short to reach it!


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Postby Emam Kooni » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:18 am

U do not mesure X's posts qualitatively, but quantitatively and that is by 'ft'.


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Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:51 pm

:shakyd: Kuchulu:

I knew there was a reason to keep you playing around in This House O Evil!

Now that was funny! I likes I likes! :thumbsup:

You see, Ahreeman got a Big Sense of Humor! That is the difference between Ahreeman & your cheesy Monarcho_Necro Stuck Up Old Farts! Ahreeman is Hip!
:devcool:

You see, just a short while in IPC & you had already learned some humor from me! My talent rubbed off on you! Stick around & learn more from the master. I told you guys, she can Evolve, didn't I?!
:crybaby:
Honey Pie, as your Bozorgtars were also speechless towards Ahreemanic Logic, so are you. But better to be speechless & animated (you), rather than speechless & silent, which is sign of agreement (RP)! So I have to give you credit there.

Go ahead, surprise me, make another one of me, I leave you to be creative on the story. Show me a funny one. I truly believe you have a prospect of growing to become a fine animator/graphic artist. I have faith in you! Show me what you got baby?
:complimenti:

Now c'mon over, sit on Poppa Ahreeman's lap & give him a kissy poo! C'mon here, Poppa will give you a Lolly Pop!
:shakyd: :tongue:

Moosh Bokhoret :lickyouup:

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Postby Emam Kooni » Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:37 pm

Ahreman-X is supperImage.


Since, only cool have sense of hummer, or is it humor. Too bad, however, that he is an infidel, none devoted Moslem. Let’s hope that he will find the riches path to Islamic salvation.


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