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You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Atusa Qajar » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:45 am

You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)
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You could be Persian, if …
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1st Edition: January 6, 2006
2nd Edition: September 11, 2016

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Those amazing Persians, I just love them Persians … say? Have you ever wondered if you have some Persian in you or maybe you are ethnically a full-blown Persian? You never know! Well there is a way to find out! You know, it is very much possible that:

You could be Persian,

If you have just arrived from Iran a few months ago, already speak Persian with an American accent, speak broken English like a pigeon, changed your name from Abdul to Al and forgot all your Persian traditions except eating Chelo Kabob Kubideh!

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Re: You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Shahrzad BB » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:56 am

I was waiting for this to come out for a long long long time :D

So funny :rofl:

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Re: You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Asghar Ghasab » Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:35 am

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Re: You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Bita K » Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:46 am

You could be Persian,

If you have imported a virgin child bride teenage wife, half your age from Iran because you believe the Persian girls in America are loose wenches; however, to your surprise, your child bride imported wife have used you and your money to get her college degree, get a job and then kicked you out of the house, divorced you, took half of everything and found a young boyfriend her age, all in that order!

Chew on that one if you can!


Ahreeman you nailed it on the spot!

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Re: You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Qambujiye » Mon Sep 12, 2016 8:52 am

Healthy self criticism is great for the soul, brings problems to attention and is a good start to solve them. It is time for us to say the truth and if the truth hurts, then do something about it. Good work buddy.

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Re: You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Minoo Mojahed » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:53 pm

Ahreeman you are disrespectful to Iranians. You should change your style and humor.
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Re: You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Bita K » Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:04 pm

Minoo Jan-e Aziz

< Ahreeman you are disrespectful to Iranians. You should change your style and humor. >


How is he disrespectful to Iranians if he writes the truth about them?

It is not Ahreeman who needs to change anything. It is Iranians who need to change their many negative points and behaviors. Ahreeman is only reflecting the Iranians as a mirror. Sometimes truth hurts.

Personally I think the piece was truthful, sarcastic but funny.

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Re: You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Chic Moda » Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:55 am

How is he disrespectful to Iranians if he writes the truth about them?


Ahreeman exaggerates, twists the truth, is dishonest and is a jerk. You can’t put down Iranians like this and call yourself agent of change for the Iranian community. No one will follow you. Ahreeman should change himself before he changes anyone else. Ahreeman is horrible with a terrible attitude. He should set himself as an example before criticises everyone.
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Re: You could be Persian, if … (Persian Humor)

Postby Bita Qabus » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:23 am

Dear Members

Iranian American Media is either on the payroll of IRI, on the payroll of Obama Administration or bound and gagged by traditional Iranian limitations. In other words, all three types are politically correct and spineless. Iranian American Media doesn’t have the guts and backbone to report freely, opinion freely, go on the edge, and take risks. IPC is the only Iranian American Media or in that manner the only Iranian Global Media which breaks all the rules and does not care for political correctness or Iranian traditional cover ups in the name of morality. IPC writes it and broadcast it like it is and like it is means the truth.

The reason that IPC is boldly broadcasting the truth without any fear is Ahreeman. Everyone knows that Ahreeman does not care for political correctness, Iranian baseless and shallow traditions, so called moral majority and taboos of the Iranian community. Ahreeman says what he wants to say and allows people in IPC to say what they want to say. Ahreeman makes IPC go where no other mainstream Iranian American Media goes. That’s the reason IPC gets huge traffic and large readership.

No other Iranian American Media has the backbone to publish what IPC publishes. We have Ahreeman to give credit for this phenomenon. Many Iranians based on their own agenda, politics, religion, envy and personal issues, bash Ahreeman for his free spirit, blunt writings and honest reporting. I think we should not criticize people like Ahreeman for showing guts and having back bone, but we should celebrate and support them for having the guts and back bone to stand up to the mainstream Iranian moral majority, Iranian Media, baseless Iranian bureaucracy, shallow superficial Iranian school of thought and IRI.

If we speak of truth, support the truth, have guts to say and support the truth and be fair in our judgments, then Iranian American community, Iran and the world would be a better place. Can we put away our baggage, agenda and fanaticism for one moment and be fair judges of characters? We need to be more free thinking and less tribal. That is my take on the subject.

Can we be thankful for those very few Iranians who are still trying to do some good and progress to clean up our infected traditional culture and replace it with pure logic and democracy?

Ps: I don’t have this opinion because I was and I am student of Ahreeman but I believe this way because Ahreeman thought me to lift up the self censorship veil from over my head and to become a free thinker and a fair thinker.

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