Islamic Revolution Anniversary Special

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Islamic Revolution Anniversary Special

Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:36 pm

Islamic Revolution Anniversary Special
Congratulations to All the:
Shiites, Bull Shiites, Semi Shiites and Other Non Shiites Beloved Muslims!
Welcome to 38 Plus Years of Islamic Slavery


With your Host, Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X, Light of Allah!

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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X
The Great Islamic Scholar


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IRI Allah Spider Flag of Iran!
This is a wise remark and statement on Allah Logo of IRI
Islamic Republic has an Allah Spider-looking Emblem, so why not create a Real and Full Spider Logo for the good Muslims to cherish and worship?!


:donkey: Now we will sing the Islamic National Anthem in respect to our Flag …

:moo: :basij: :cow: :drjebhe: :suicidebomber: :namaz: :dog: :sheeple: :moo: :namaz: :namaz: :hizboarab: Khomeini Rahbar
Allaho Akbar
Khomeini Rahbar
Allaho Akbar
Be pa khizid Mosalmanan, Be pa khizid Mosalmanan …
Allaho Akbar
Lala La La La …

:donkey: Ahay Muslim Cattle, Gav O Gusaleh, that’s enough …

:donkey: Stand up in respect

:donkey: Takbir, Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X is in the Mosque

:donkey: Salavat-e boland

:moo: :basij: :cow: :drjebhe: :suicidebomber: :namaz: :dog: :sheeple: :moo: :namaz: :namaz: :hizboarab: Allah o Masala Alla Muhammad, va Alleh Muhammad

:moo: :basij: :cow: :drjebhe: :suicidebomber: :namaz: :dog: :sheeple: :moo: :namaz: :namaz: :hizboarab: Khomeini Rahbar
Allaho Akbar
Khomeini Rahbar
Allaho Akbar
Be pa khizid Mosalmanan, Be pa khizid Mosalmanan …
Allaho Akbar
Lala La La La …

:ayatollah: Ohoy Animals, I mean Mosalmanan, stop chanting and singing Revolutionary songs, the sermon has begun!

:moo: :basij: :cow: :drjebhe: :suicidebomber: :namaz: :dog: :sheeple: :moo: :namaz: :namaz: :hizboarab: Yes Ya Hazrat ….

:ayatollah: Ahay Bache khoshk biyar, run and bring a dry towel to cleanup this Shiite!

:moo: Yes sir Hotatol Eslam!

:ayatollah: Ya Umma’ of Janevar va Heyvan, do not be vain and show pride, Islamic Republic belongs not only to you but all Muslims around the globe, human or non human!

:moo: Ya Allah

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:ayatollah: We, in IPC, in great harmony with the Great Umma’ of Shahid Parvar and all Global Shiites celebrate this Great Event which had forever Shiite Stained the Whole World!

:moo: Bismellah!

:ayatollah: This Shiite occurred on 1979 yet until this day we cannot remove the Shiite Stain and the Residue from the humanities’ stained skirt!

:moo: Ya Nurollah!

:ayatollah: What will happen in the future?
Only Allah and his Prophet Muhammad PBUHB (Peace Be Upon His Bone) knows!

:moo: Ya Muhammad!

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:ayatollah: In the name of Grand Ayatollah Khomeini, the First Imam of IRI
And
In the name of Grand Ayatollah Khamenei, the Second Imam of IRI
And
Whomever Grand Turbaned Full O Shiite which will come next
We send out gratitude to Islam, Muslims and Islamic Republic

:moo: Why do we send gratitude?

:ayatollah: For Shiiting all over Iran! Gusaleh, do I have to spell everything out for you?

:moo: Praise be Upon Allah!

:ayatollah: Actually praise be upon Imam Khomeini’s rectum!

:moo: :basij: :cow: :drjebhe: :suicidebomber: :namaz: :dog: :sheeple: :moo: :namaz: :namaz: :hizboarab: Ya Allah!

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:donkey: May the Islamic Revolution be exported to every distant corner of the globe!

:moo: :basij: :cow: :drjebhe: :suicidebomber: :namaz: :dog: :sheeple: :moo: :namaz: :namaz: :hizboarab: Ensha-allah!

:ayatollah: Now observe some wonderful events which we have prepared for this Holy Occasion …

:moo: Endallah!

:ayatollah: Enjoy:

Satirical Poetry

Special Islamic Revolution Poetry for the Love of Imam and Islam

The Reaction (Islamic Revolution Lampoon)
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/an-qolab/index.htm

For Imam, with Love!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/for-Imam/index.htm

Nurollah X Series

Special Islamic Revolution Satire for the Love of Imam and Islam

Similarities between Farts and Mullahs!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/nurol ... /index.htm

Islamic Jokes which can get you Executed in Iran – Part 1
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/islam ... /index.htm

Islamic Jokes which can get you Executed in Iran – Part 2
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/islam ... /index.htm

Other Nurollah X Humor:

Iran Humor Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/index.htm

Animation Graphics

Special Islamic Revolution Anime Graphics for the Love of Imam and Islam

Imam K Roach
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

Islamist Evolution – Part 2
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

5 Imams Gangbang!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

KIR I
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

KIR II
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

KIR III
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

KIR IV
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

Other Animation Graphics:

Iran Animation Graphics Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

Funny Indexes

Iran Humor Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/index.htm

Iran Cartoons Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/cartoons/index.htm

Iran Animation Graphics Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm

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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X under Pressure from Gas!
I lectured so much Kos O She’r about Bull Shiite, Farts & Gas that the pressure got me!
I got gas, need to release it …
Hoy Kid, bring over the enema!
Ahay Bache, khoshk biyar …… Akh, Akheysh ......


:ayatollah: Fel Khatemah

:donkey: Hazrat-e Nurollah X is now leaving the Mosque

:donkey: Salavat khatm konid

:moo: :basij: :cow: :drjebhe: :suicidebomber: :namaz: :dog: :sheeple: :moo: :namaz: :namaz: :hizboarab: Allah o Masala Alla Muhammad, va Alleh Muhammad

:moo: Ya Allah

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Re: Islamic Revolution Anniversary Special

Postby Qambujiye » Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:13 pm

You are insane and I love it. Our lives would be empty without you. :rofl:
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Re: Islamic Revolution Anniversary Special

Postby IPC » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:01 am

good one :D
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