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Nurollah X Series: Islamically Halaal Humor Bull Shiite

Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:50 am

Nurollah X Series: Islamically Halaal Humor Bull Shiite for the Shiite!
Much Bull Shiite for the Good Shiite!


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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X
The Great Islamic Scholar


:donkey: Olaq Ali (Donkey of Imam Ali): Takbir, Nurollah is now in the Mosque!

:hezboz: :basij: :ghods: :ethiop: :cow: :drjebhe: :sheeple: :hizboarab: :cow: Good Shiite (Beasts of Allah): Allah O Masala ala Muhammad va ale Muhammad …

:donkey: Olaq Ali: OK calm down, sit down and allow Hojatol Eslam to preach …

:moo: Gusaleh Ollah (Calf of Allah): Moooooo Moo ….

:donkey: Olaq Ali: Shut the hell up boy, Hojat is about to conduct a speech!

:moo: Gusaleh Ollah: Pardon me, I get so excited that I can’t withhold enthusiasm!

:donkey: Olaq Ali: OK enough, calm down boy …

:hojat: Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X: Ya Allah … Ya Umma’ of Gav O Guspandan (Cattle and Sheep), I would like to inform you about my new thread in IPC. Even though IPC is a “Devil’s Nest” of the Infidels, yet they still publish my rhetoric and spread my Bull Shiite Preachings, so Allah bless them they are enlightening the lost Muslims to the good words of Nurollah!

:hojat: Nurollah: I would like to enlighten you on my latest preachings in this thread. I will keep on updating you about my latest Bull Shiite, Ooops sorry I mean my latest Preachings …

:hojat: Nurollah: Now Allah bless and here are a selection of my favorite Bull Shiite for the Good Shiite.

:donkey: Olaq Ali: Praise be upon Allah

:moo: Gusaleh Ollah: Moooo Moo ….

:donkey: Olaq Ali: withhold your enthusiasm Gusaleh, do not disturb the Mosque ….

:moo: Gusaleh Ollah: Pardon me, Moo!

:hojat: Nurollah X: Now bend over up and down and open your buttocks wide for Allah to … I mean let’s do Namaz Prayer ..

:namaz: :namaz: :cow: :sheeple: :namaz: :namaz: :namaz2: Umma’: Bismillah al Rahman al Rahim ….

:donkey: Olaq Ali: Nurollah is now exiting the Mosque, send a loud takbir ….

:donkey: Olaq Ali: Salavat-e Boland Khatm Konid ….

:hezboz: :basij: :ghods: :ethiop: :cow: :drjebhe: :sheeple: :hizboarab: :cow: Umma’ of Good Shiite: Allah O Masala ala Muhammad va ale Muhammad …

:donkey: Olaq Ali: Dam begirid, hama ba ham…

:hezboz: :basij: :ghods: :ethiop: :cow: :drjebhe: :sheeple: :hizboarab: :cow: Umma’: Allah O Akbar, Khomeini Rahbar
Allah O Akbar, Khomeini Rahbar
Ya Ali, Ya Hussein, Ya Umma’
Death to America
Death to Israel
Death to Free Thought
Death to Civilization
Death to All Infidels
Long Live Baseball Bat, Baton, Mace, Stick, Switchblade Knife and Chain!
Long Live Umma’ al Islam
Praise be Upon Allah
Allah O Akbar
Allah O Akbar …

:donkey: Olaq Ali: Nurollah has left the House

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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X Passionate Look

:hojat: Here is a great selection of Bull Shiite for the Good Shiite:

:chadori: :lachak: :dancechad: :dancechad: :dancechad: :lachak: :chadori:
(Muslim Cheer Leading Section)

Similarities between Farts and Mullahs!
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How’s Life Under Each IRI Fraction?

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The Logic Behind 72 Virgins!
Islamic Religious Problem # 69

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Nurollah X - New Iranian Website Directory (Valentines Special)!
(Iranian Neo URLs)

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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X Finger of Allah
Nurollah Fingers All
Hoy Kid, sit in silence and lend your heart to the sermon.
Ahay Bache don’t make me finger you!


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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X under Pressure from Gas!
I lectured so much about Farts that the pressure got me!
I got gas, need to release it …
Hoy Kid, bring over the enema!
Ahay Bache, khoshk biyar …… Akh, Akheysh ......
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Nurollah X: The Logic Behind 72 Virgins! New Edition

Postby IPC » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:55 am

Nurollah X: The Logic Behind 72 Virgins! New Edition

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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X

New Edition: The Logic Behind 72 Virgins!
Islamic Religious Problem # 69
A Nurollah Live Event from the Nurollah X Series!
From: Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X
Book of Nurollah (Religious Q & A) = Resale Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X


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