Presenting Ahreeman’s Neo Banner. Indeed I prefer a scimitar curved sword, thus I recently for the first time, test-drove it and I truly enjoyed it! Everything they say about Scimitars are true! Scimitar’s are much lighter, much sharper, better handles, better performs and easier to carry. The key is the aerodynamics. The design is simply magnificent. You can both cause a wound via a front push thrust and via side cuts or beheadings! One simple front blow damages beyond repair, goes in the torso and comes out the back. One easy side blow, easily beheads or disarms!
Believe me, once you go Scimitars, you will never pick up a Ninja Sword, Straight Sword, Long Dagger, Heavy Medieval Sword, Persian Mid-Sword or Roman Short-Sword anymore. Nothing like Scimitars.
I have to give credit to Arabs. Designwise, they truly knew what they were doing. After they conquered the whole Islamic Empire, eventually Turks, Persians and many others used their designs. No wonder!
For you sword lovers out there, I am sold on Scimitars. That is the reason, you are looking at scimitars on my personal banners.
Ain't it Juicy? 
Hows about these Nostalgic Ones? 
Check out the founder’s page:
Founder of IPC
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/founder/
Check out the IPC Banners page:
IPC Banners
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/flags/IPC/index.htm
I mean, give the Persian Lion a Persian Straight Sword but give Poppa Ahreeman a Scimitar any day of the week! While your at it, also give me a tall glass o cranberry juice (closest thing to blood)!?
Try it and test-drive it on something or someone! Will ya? The thrills of it all!
The only problem is that you can’t carry it around in the street! Too large indeed! If it wasn’t because of its size, surely it would have been my weapon of choice to carry! I mean I can stick a 22 in my right back-pocket and a switchblade in my left back-pocket, but how the hell am I going to carry a scimitar incognito?!
I’m telling you, once we get back to Iran, boy o boy o boy, do I have plans! I am getting an erection just to think about it! Just give me my scimitar and keep on bringing over the lambs of Allah! This would be my Neo Cultural Revolution! I’m drooling now!
Damn I can’t put down this scimitar! Once I picked it up, I can’t put it down! Right now I’m trying to type with one hand while holding my scimitar with the other and doing some moves while typing! Since I picked up this scimitar, even my sex life had improved! I’m getting an erection just thinking about it now!
Ok Down Ahreeman Down………….. Try to control your urges!
OK Down Haji Down………………….Try to control your height!
Oh where was I?
Ye, my scimitar!
Anywho, can sex possibly be as good as violence?
Naaaaaaaaaaaaa!
So folks, just wanted to share my new Ahreemanic Banner with yous. It truly captures my psyche and mood these days! I strongly recommend for the IPC members to take my neo banner and show them to them Eye-Rainian Liberal Pacifists!
You know who I am talking about, don’t yous? I’m talking about them sissy faggy Iranians who crippled the Lion, Sun and Sword Emblem by cutting his sword off his hand and leave him empty handed or handing him some faggy torch! Ye, them Iranians! They turned the Persian Lion to a faggot pussy 
! The lion looks handicapped and he looks like his hand been cut off! And amputated! 
I would have shown you a sample of swordless and handicap lion on Iran flag but I don’t want to ruin this bloodful violent post! But you know what I mean, don’t ya?
Well to all you Pacifists, get a load o this babies! How do yous love the size o my scimitar?
Bleed Liberals bleed…………..
OK enough literature. I got to go chop off some meat, practicing my moves on a scarecrow or a watermelon or a live bate or a cow or a Hezbo or a ……….. you know whatever I can get my hands on ……………
Let’s raid the local mosque, no?
Yum Yum Gimmi Some
Nothing like a good bloodshed hits the spot!
Sweet Dreams
Dreams O Scimitars
Sign,
Evil are Ahreeman
