Trial of Bache Kooni

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Postby Amir » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:45 pm

DA must excuse my client. He was denied his conjugal visit by Butch because of his contempt of court charge, and has to displace his frustration somehow.

DC has no further witnesses.

The defense rests.
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Postby Emam Kooni » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:26 pm

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Postby IPC » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:22 pm

Court:

After less than 48 hours time given to any possible witnesses to speak out, we will move on to:

Closing Orders

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewto ... 75f70#4596

When the time comes, we will announce the beginning of the "Closing Orders".

Defendant has refused to close his mouth.
Defendant has refused to stop insulting the court and officers of the court.

Defendant is clearly out of order, has no respect for this court, has no respect for this club, has no respect for Iran and Iranians nor freedom of Iran. This makes us wonder why is he in IPC? The only purpose we can see is that defendant wants to disrupt IPC and take IPC off its course. This is intentional sabotage.

Mercy

There is no reason for us to gag the defendant. The defendant is digging his own grave. We allow him to have his final fun and games!

In Islam, you must give the final water and seeds to the chicken and cattle before cutting their throats! Of course metaphorically speaking!

Suggestions

To DA:
We suggest to DA to add amongst other crimes, "Insulting the Court Officers" too.

To DC:
Your client has made a mockery of this court, this club, members of this club, founder, IPC Operations, Iran, Iranians and everything sacred about Persian Culture. He refuses to leave IPC, when it is clear that he is not welcomed here and every single member in here, do despise him.

If I was in your place, I would have suggest to my client that, despite the past events, if he still would like to stay here, then he must officially apologize to officers of the court, to the court and to the club and all its members. In other words, he must throw himself at the mercy of the court and beg for forgiveness, otherwise, we fail to understand why would one insist to stay in a house, where every resident of this house either want him to expire and a few want to keep him around as a punching bag to abuse or a rabid dog with bald spots to kick around? Why stay in a house where you are not welcomed?

The defendant is either too stupid to realize this fact or he is truly here to sabotage IPC! Jury must decide!

Order Order........

Witnesses come forward, because we are in rush to get to the exciting part of this trial:

Bache Kooni's Destiny!
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Postby IPC » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:15 am

DA and DC please proceed with your closing arguments

Closing Orders


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Postby Qambujiye » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:27 pm

I am not disputing BK's guilt or innocence, also not asking nor care for him to be banned or stay in IPC, I could be care less either way, but I am informing all of you that this son of a bitch, is neither retarded, dumb, an idiot or a teenager. This bastard is disrupting IPC by a calculated plan. This dumb and illiterate show, all these screen names and rest is all an act. He knows what he is doing and his mission is to disrupt IPC. The rest is all an act and he is playing us. I don't know why is he doing it, is he doing it for fun or he gets paid to do it or who pays him to do it or what is his motive, but his stupidity is all an act and these song and dances are calculated dumb show that he puts on. He has an agenda and a mission. I don't know if he is doing it on his own, if he is paid to do it, or what is his motive, anyway you collect it, this is intentional.

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Postby Emam Kooni » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:53 pm

[size=150][b]As Machinegun Q said it once,[color=red] “I am a doer, not talkerâ€
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Postby Emam Kooni » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:29 pm

I apologize for the distraction by Madam-Q.

But for all fairness, I must totally and unequivocally deny the accusation by the Liberator that I abused him. Just look who is riding the liberator:
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Postby Atusa Qajar » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:14 pm

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Tazi Hound Bache Kooni

For all the hours you put to draw these graphics and animations, post meaningless posts in IPC, create numerous screen names including your latest Kallehpook, spend time like an obsessed person to disrupt a forum where you are not welcome, abusing the freedom of speech in the most democratic Iranian forum on the Internet (IPC), wasting your time and our memory space and being a top nuisance and a hemorrhoid, and and and..........

For your sake, I am hoping that at least you are learning something about Iran. The least you learned is "The Iranian Hospitality", even for useless oghdehi like yourself, because if you would have pulled this in any other forum, after your 5th post, you and all of your screen names would have been banned!

Personally, unlike many others, I do not give you the pleasure to bother me. Your life or death makes no difference to me. As I have wrote in my last post, you are not the first nor the last nuisance brain dead person who walks in IPC. There were tougher ones than you, in and out of IPC for the past 6 years. Its a matter of time till you get tired of your game and go away. But what I don't understand is why everyone is giving you so much air time, attention and they allow themselves to be bothered by you?

You are nothing new, indeed boring to me. I can't believe someone would do all of this for nothing! :-k For your sake, I hope you get paid to disrupt IPC (as Q wrote), otherwise, if you do it for free, then you must be a loser who has nothing better to do but to do this for free! You must get a life!

I suggest to you, while you are here, at least learn some stuff about Iran from us, better, learn some stuff about life and humanity from us, so at least you learn some info and it won't be a total waste!

Put that in your doggy skull! ](*,)
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Postby Emam Kooni » Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:06 pm

Have a good news and a bad news Q, I mean AQ,

Good news is – U are kissing wordy ass, X’s, but that is your Nature, since U used to kiss ass in IRAN, weren’t U a SAVAK man?

The bad news is – your credibility is shot – Q and AQ are one and same, yet AQ spent an entire thread disputing his identity, even claming that he is a female and his avatar portrays not him, but a stranger’s family, only to submit to indisputable facts.

Don’t teach me about hospitality, since without me U would have been scratching your left nad, or perhaps the liberator’s, instead of having a smile! Whom are U fooling? Liberator and U are rotating old-old threads to show numbers, yet U and I know that all those clicks are repeat clicks. There are no members. U fool !

What I am saying U have nothing interesting to say. Your pride and joy was pan-Iranism ( Plan to Unit dozen of autonomous nations to virtual Iran), a simplistic concept at the best. The Forum’s asset is personalities. Interaction between personalities combined with their unique political ideologies is what this forum is, not the stupid Celebration of Reza Shah’s birthplace, which attracted 11 clicks most of which was liberators. Either U have your head in your ass unable to see the facts or full of pretence.

And, beeeeeppppp, there is no graphic that I spent more that 10 min on. (lately) –excluding time if I edited it later. Honestly animation software that I use allows me to grab, resize, plug, and animate on the tablet with a pen. I don’t even use a mouse. Ironically, most features will generate swf graphics – much are more complex and will take >>> memory, so I do it simple and fast, perhaps complex to U.

guys, aren’t there one and the same, look at the forensics features of Q and AQ, forehead for one.

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Postby Liberator » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:46 pm

Your Honor, Distinguished members of the Jury,

The DA charges the accused (TBK) with

1.) Intellectual Poverty and Chaotic Behavior (Criminal Negligence)

2.) Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 2 (Manslaughter 2)

3.) Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 1 (Manslaughter 1)

4.) Spam and Sabotage 2 (Murder 2)

5.) Spam and Sabotage 1 (Murder 1)



As I have laid out during the proceedings TBK has shown utter disregard for the aims/goals/ideals of IPC.

"IPC is a club for intellectual intellectual discussions and debates about Iran, US, and World politics, philosophy, economy, history, art, science and related subjects" (4th Amendment). TBK has demonstrated a calculated and vigorous agenda of ardently working in contrary to this Amendment of the IPC Constitution. TBK's participation in this trial has only demonstrated and stressed the validity of the criminal charges that IT faces.

TBK has sought, in contrary to board rules, to spam the board and in doing so also hijack threads with the useless material that he posts. This can only be seen as an attempt to step on other peoples' freedom of speech by deliberatley trying to hijack other peoples' threads and change the course of discussion.

In conclusion the DA sees the defendant guilty in violation of the 1st, 4th, and 9th Amendment of the IPC Constitution and the Spamming Policy of IPC, and throughout this trial laid out evidence to support these accusations.

Based on my statements I would like the Jury to issue a Guilty verdict so that IPC board can pursue regular activities as normal without having to worry about criminal elements such as TBK whose only intent is to disrupt and sabotage the smooth running of IPC operations.

I hope that the Jury makes the RIGHT decision. Your decision will set a precedent for future saboteurs, spammers, and other types of criminals who might look at IPC as a legitimate target. If a harsh sentence is not delivered to the accused, this will only further encourage criminals to pursue their illegal activities within IPC knowing that no serious repercussions will be taken to punish them.

I have full confidence that the Jury will continue to serve and protect IPC Club and protect the Freedom of Speech which is so sacred here from those who seek to abuse it.


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Postby Emam Kooni » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:28 pm

Liberator wrote:....."IPC is a club for intellectual intellectual ....

IPC is the Gentleman’s Club ! Bring out the GoGo Dancers. !
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Postby Chic Moda » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:25 pm

Dear Court:

Allow me to put on my casual suit,

I don't agree with Q, he is giving too much credit to Bache Kooni! I believe BK is a person of a low IQ. BK is too primitive to plan, plot or sabotage IPC. He is a teenager with too much time on his hand. He is having a hard time to comprehend events, equations, issues and facts. ex: After Amir thoroughly explained to him that the people in Atusa's avatar are myself, Ahreeman and Atusa, yet first BK was assuming that Atusa is Ahreeman (in the picture) and the real Atusa is Ahreeman's daughter (in the picture). Now, BK still talks about Atusa using some family's snap shot as her avatar, and Atusa being Q! BK is incapable of comprehending complicated or even average issues, even simple issues. He has a mind of an autistic child with mild mental retardation, just enough to barely function in society but not to perform complex tasks. BK has a mind of a baboon!

I don't agree with Atusa, Kallehpook is not another ID for BK. Kallehpook is a member from Germany. The reason you assume so, is because Kallehpook (same as BK), used "GH" to pronounce "Q", but that's normal in Germany and with Iranian Germans.

BTW, his name is "Kambujiye" (like Achaemenids Shah) and not "Ghambujiye" or "Qambujiye", but he uses "Q" instead of "K" as the first letter of his name. He uses "Q" as a "K" sound (like English). He does that to make a statement, referring to "Q Who?" as an "Q = Unknown", same as "X"! Refers to an episode of the original Star Trek "Q Who?" or the mystery comic book hero "Q", Get it?

I bet that one slipped by BK's head! And to think that Q believes that BK has the mental capability to plot and sabotage IPC!

Now, allow me to put back my judicial formal robe, so we can go on with the trial.

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Postby Emam Kooni » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:56 pm

Chic-Moda wrote:....Allow me to put on my casual suit....

Thank U ‘Clit’ for your informed input. And, feel free to take the suit off, after all this is a 'Gentelma's Club'.

Now we know the rest of the story:

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PS: Hey Clit U must be Q's mom, Since U are privy to IPs (with your 3posts), check out my demonstration where I rotated IPs on two consecutive posts from US to EU in 20-30 sec ( traveling ¼ light speed)? So, KalePook can be me based on IP. Next time, I will try to arrange IP from Israel. Shabat Shalom!
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Postby Shahrzad BB » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:41 am

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Degenerates and Disrupters of IPC are not Iranians

This thread will remain in IPC forever, hence I must make a note for the future readers of this thread. Through history of IPC, there were and there are persons who throw hissy fits :tantrum: and tantrums in here and they insult everyone and lastly they disappear. I want to go on the record that these people are not Iranians. We do not and I insist, we do not have "Low Lives" such as these people in Iran!

Old members can clearly remember the old hissy fists in IPC at yahoo. A glance through the past years, reminds us of the many hissy fits and tantrums. Let's name some of them

Reza69 (Marxist)
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Son of an Azeri Iranian separatist Tudehi Communist Turk immigrant to Egypt. Reza could not read, speak or write Persian.

Ghods IRI (Islamist)
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Son of a Syrian Muslim Fundamentalist who migrated to Iran. Ghodsi served IRI as a so called journalist for IRIB Broadcasting but lived a life of a wanna be hacker, saboteur, teacher, guru and Islamist Thug Lord. Ghodsi was a wanna be Internationalist Terrorist. Ghodsi could not read, speak or write Persian.

Mohammad al Mofti (Marxist Islamist)
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Son of a Palestinian immigrant to Iraq and then USA. A Marxist turned Islamist Fundamentalist turned wanna be anarchist terrorist and Anti Imperialist! Mohammad could not read, speak or write Persian.

Peter Khan Zendran (Nazi Anarchist)
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Son of a Turkmen Marxist Fascist Immigrant to Belgrade, Serbia (former Yugoslavia) who collaborated with Marshal Tito's regime. Later, Peter went to Iraq, joined the resistance against "American Imperialism" and became Saddom's Sodomed gay boy. Peter could not read, speak or write Persian.

Bache Kooni (Anarchist)
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Son of an unknown woman who got raped by a ghetto gang of black convicts. Since then, BK speaks and writes "Ethno Ebonic, Homeboy Ghetto, Rap scripture" and he assumes he is speaking and writing in English! He became a Homy to connect with his black roots! At some point of his life, a Persian man smiled at him and that smile, started a life long obsession with Iran and Iranians. Then he claimed that his mother also had an Iranian root! BK could not and cannot read, speak or write Persian. For god's sake, not even English or any other known language!

I'm not saying that Iranian shit don't stink but Note that all the above past and present IPC Saboteurs are not Iranian. They are "Foreigners".
We do not have low lives such as these in Iran.

I do not know what will be the outcome of this trial by either way it goes, these hissy fitters, either get ignored and disappear or they fade away in silence and watch IPC. Or like Peter, they make Bull Crap web sites, write 9th grade level articles in them and try to pass themselves as Intellectuals!

I'm not a big fan of banning people but I am a big fan of Capital Punishment and I love a good execution to watch and joy. :D I believe, when we fail to rehab the mentally insane and criminally insane, then we have no other choice but to Fry them! So why can't we all sit back and watch a good execution to witness them fry? :-:
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Postby Emam Kooni » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:20 am

Shahrzad BB wrote:.....Degenerates and Disrupters of IPC are not Iranians....

ImageThank U Ms. Natural,
Ye, as if U live by or recognize Iranian values, on a pole!
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