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Postby Amir » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:20 am

First, a quick question for the court: Who exactly is the jury? Is it all members of IPC? Specifically, do the involved parties, i.e. DA, DC, and TBK get a vote? Do all of TBK’s various usernames get to vote? Will there be a system of check to insure that members with multiple usernames don’t vote more than once?

Second, some are giving TBK more credit than he deserves. I suppose anything is possible, and so TBK could theoretically be an evil mastermind agent, on the payroll of the Taazis with the mission of disrupting IPC. However, I don’t think so. My own assessment: He is a loser computer geek with no life, who has been getting kicked around and bitch slapped by too many people in real life, and now spends his days trying to get recognition for what he considers talent. He was bitch slapped in the real world, and he continues to be bitch slapped in the cyber world. He makes some intentional mistakes and typos just to show that he is dumb by intent. However, it is only to disguise his actual stupidity, and to make people think that he is smarter than he is in actuality. A few intentional errors place the tons of his actual errors in doubt. But let’s face it. He is a stupid person, who pretends to be smart by acting like a very stupid person. That’s all this pet is, and all that he’ll ever be.

Third, I wish to address the members who understandably voiced their distaste for this trial because they feel it is a waste of time and only follows TBK’s negative agenda. I believe they are missing something bigger than just our desire to toy with TBK.

Although this trial may appear worthless because its main focus is TBK (who is clearly worthless), it does serve another purpose. It has forced many of us (including myself) to reflect upon this club as a whole. It has brought many worthwhile ideological principles upon focus and opened an intellectual debate. As such, it has opened thought provoking arguments. In this respect, we see that TBK’s miserable existence has served a purpose, though not by his own doing.

I don’t know. Maybe IPC orchestrated this trial not with the true intention of going through with a possible execution, but to

a) put TBK on notice
b) attempt to salvage something positive out of TBK’s pitiful existence by instigating a serious and meaningful discussion among the members here
c) after a not-guilty verdict or Judge’s pardon, highlight the fact that IPC has been more than tolerant of a scumbag like TBK, and put itself in the spotlight of freedom and tolerance
d) all of the above

If this is just a charade, then I say bravo. There’s nothing wrong with that kind of a charade. It serves the purpose of thought and debate, even though on a level of a mock trial with a predetermined outcome. Thought provoking exchange of ideas….isn’t that why most of us are here?



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Defense Closing Statement


Dear Court Members:

I will not bore you with a long closing argument. My client is clearly in violation of almost every Amendment of the constitution. All except one: the 8th.

His amendment violation is not in dispute here. What is in dispute is whether those Amendments are actual laws or whether they are goals and mission statements. I believe that I have clearly shown why they cannot be laws. This court has even acknowledged my conclusions.

This jury must make one decision: Are those Amendments laws, and thus their impingement punishable by death - i.e. banishment? Or are they mission statements and objectives of this club, for which all members are encouraged to strive for but are not held accountable?

The outcome of this case and TBK’s fate rely on this single question. The answer is simple.

I remind this court that it is not just TBK that is on trial here. The outcome of this case will set precedence for the possible prosecution and electrocution of many other present and future members at IPC which have been or will be in violation of one or more of the Amendments.

As I noted in the past, a place such as IPC is a private entity. As such, it is not subject to the same requirements we expect of public or government institutions. It is a private house, and it is the creators of that house that have the right to do as they wish. Freedom of speech, expression, etc cannot necessarily be expected to be upheld at such a private house. The landlord may kick out whomever he wishes. In fact, at almost every other forum a troublemaker such as TBK would have been banned a long time ago without an explanation given. However, I wonder why a guest who is clearly unwanted by the landlord wishes to continue to remain in a hostile house.

Nonetheless, IPC has chosen not to exercise its right to pick and choose who is expelled and who stays. It has chosen not to exercise its right to delete posts or ban users out of whim. It is a standard which it has set for itself. I must say it is quite an admirable standard. But since it has set such a standard for itself, it will be expected of it to adhere to that standard. Banning TBK is a deviation from that standard.

TBK is a broken ornament in here. He has no mind, no heart, no soul, no direction, no worth, no intelligence, no goal, no identity, no self-respect, no dignity. His rights are no more than the rights of a cockroach. It is not his freedom and his rights – which do not exist - that are important for this trial. What is important is what kind of an example IPC wishes to set for itself and others.

The court has set up a system whereby a vote will be taken by the members to decide the fate of TBK. That process is set up in accordance with the “democratic process.â€
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Postby Emam Kooni » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:50 pm

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Postby IPC » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:26 pm

DC:

"First, a quick question for the court: Who exactly is the jury? Is it all members of IPC? Specifically, do the involved parties, i.e. DA, DC, and TBK get a vote? Do all of TBK's various usernames get to vote? Will there be a system of check to insure that members with multiple usernames don't vote more than once?"


This is not a mock trial, but a real trial. In a real trial, does Judge, DA, DC, Defendant and other officers of the court have a vote? Get real please!

"Second, some are giving TBK more credit than he deserves. I suppose anything is possible, and so TBK could theoretically be an evil mastermind agent, on the payroll of the Taazis with the mission of disrupting IPC."


Q has been serving opposition, running missions for too long. Results are that he developed paranoia!

"Although this trial may appear worthless because its main focus is TBK (who is clearly worthless), it does serve another purpose. It has forced many of us (including myself) to reflect upon this club as a whole. It has brought many worthwhile ideological principles upon focus and opened an intellectual debate. As such, it has opened thought provoking arguments. In this respect, we see that TBK's miserable existence has served a purpose, though not by his own doing."


Bravo Johnny! In depth, this thread discusses the constitution of IPC. A grand discussion about constitution of IPC. BK's existence or non-existence is irrelevant. BK has been used as a tool to start a dialogue about the constitution, its real meaning, present and future fate for BKs, and fate of law and policy in IPC. BK has been used as a dirty rag on trial to "discuss, lobby, legislate and pass": mission statement, law and policy in IPC.

"I don't know. Maybe IPC orchestrated this trial not with the true intention of going through with a possible execution, but to

a) put TBK on notice"


BK is dirt. BK has been used as bait for Iranian Internet community to concentrate on "The Constitution of IPC", this most valuable document to be analyzed, studied and debated on by the intellectuals.

"b) attempt to salvage something positive out of TBK's pitiful existence by instigating a serious and meaningful discussion among the members here"


Bravo. You are very observant!

"c) after a not-guilty verdict or Judge's pardon, highlight the fact that IPC has been more than tolerant of a scumbag like TBK, and put itself in the spotlight of freedom and tolerance"


Wouldn't you love that? And you will get to keep your pesky pet in IPC! Don't butter the judge, flattery will get you no where!

"d) all of the above "


You'll never know, will you?

"If this is just a charade, then I say bravo."


Hee Hee Hee, then you will never know!

" There's nothing wrong with that kind of a charade. It serves the purpose of thought and debate, even though on a level of a mock trial with a predetermined outcome."


I assure you, This is not a mock trial, but a real trial. The outcome is also not predetermined! I love the way you are playing reverse psychology on the judge to save your client's neck! Bravo Johnny!

" Thought provoking exchange of ideas…. Isn't that why most of us are here?"


Bravo Johnny. You won't believe how accurate of a statement you made. Let's only say that the number of readers to participants in this trial, is 80 to 1. Iranian intellectual community on the net is watching this trial, and believe it when I add, they do not follow this trial to see what happens to BK. They are here to witness the fate of the constitution!

BK is a microscopic bacteria who sings and dances and believes that he gathered a great audience in here, so he tries to entertain us with his new doggy tricks. BK's mind is too primitive to realize what is really going on here and what is really at stake here. Little does he know that he has been used as a puppet, a dirty rag to stimulate the readers, Iranian net intellectuals, IPC Op., IPC members and participants of this trial to use this trial as brain food to flow their intellectual juices.

But make no mistake, this is as real as a trial can get. This is a real online live trial. Unique as the first of its kind. IPC has a history of introducing new concepts to the Iranian Internet community. We challenge the readers to challenge their intellectual horizons!

A great number of Iranian and Foreign intellectuals are nailed with their eyes to the screen to follow the outcome of this trial. The outcome of this trial has everything to do with outcome of our struggle to free our land! In a way, this trial is about future direction of Iran. Comprehension of this trial's purpose is beyond BK's reptilian mind! But I bet with you, that this one also did slide by BK's head! Prepare yourself for another doggy dance and trick (stupid remark + Meaningless silly Anime)!

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Postby IPC » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:30 pm

All rise

Please be seated

I thank the officers of this court for their time, efforts and intriguing presentations.
I thank the psychiatrist, sociologist and other experts and witnesses for their participation.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury (IPC Members)
(Jury excluding officers of the court + BK's screen names)

You can now begin your conferencing, debates, decisions and of course delivery of your verdict.

Verdict

We need you to vote in this manner:

Guilty or Not Guilty

If Guilty, we need you to convict the defendant of one, more or all of the counts for charges brought up by the DA:


Crime
Punishment
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Intellectual Poverty and Chaotic Behavior (Criminal Negligence)
Warning - probation (as requested by DA) - conditional existence in IPC - close surveillance

Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 2 (Manslaughter 2)
Take away BK's privilege (not right) to post in IPC. To post in IPC is not a right, but a privilege. All BK's present/future screennames will be able to only read IPC in silence but not able to post.

Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 1 (Manslaughter 1)
Delete all BK's posts by all BK screennames.

Spam and Sabotage 2 (Murder 2)
Ban BK temporarily (Ban all present/future BK IPs/screennames for a limited period as will be decided)

Spam and Sabotage 1 (Murder 1)
Ban BK forever (Ban all present/future BK IPs/screennames forever)


This is as real as a trial can get. This is a real online live trial. Unique as the first of its kind. This court is adjourned for jury to conference and deliver the verdict.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, we are ready to hear from you?


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Postby Shahrzad BB » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:30 am

Your honor

Guilty
On ALL Counts
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Intellectual Poverty and Chaotic Behavior (Criminal Negligence)
Warning - probation (as requested by DA) - conditional existence in IPC - close surveillance

Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 2 (Manslaughter 2)
Take away BK's privilege (not right) to post in IPC. To post in IPC is not a right, but a privilege. All BK's present/future screennames will be able to only read IPC in silence but not able to post.

Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 1 (Manslaughter 1)
Delete all BK's posts by all BK screennames.

Spam and Sabotage 2 (Murder 2)
Ban BK temporarily (Ban all present/future BK IPs/screennames for a limited period as will be decided)

Spam and Sabotage 1 (Murder 1)
Ban BK forever (Ban all present/future BK IPs/screennames forever)

Execute Now ASAP Urgent

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We, the society have failed BK, so lets cover up our failure by disposing the evidence!!!!!!!!!! :coverup:

Die Kooni Die :D
Execute the Sociopath before she grows up a menace to society.

As a Psychiatrist, I can testify that there is no Cure for sociopaths. They have no regards for society, no contience, no remorse for their crimes and the only thing they care about, is themselves and their ego!

The only cure for sociopaths is Death! So

Die Kooni Die :D

Bye Kooni Bye :anxhi:

Kill her now, save taxpayers money for future :woot: :woot: :woot:
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Postby Emam Kooni » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:42 am

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Postby Qambujiye » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:25 pm

Guilty on all counts

Intellectual Poverty and Chaotic Behavior (Criminal Negligence)
Warning - probation (as requested by DA) - conditional existence in IPC - close surveillance

Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 2 (Manslaughter 2)
Take away BK's privilege (not right) to post in IPC. To post in IPC is not a right, but a privilege. All BK's present/future screennames will be able to only read IPC in silence but not able to post.

Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 1 (Manslaughter 1)
Delete all BK's posts by all BK screennames.

Spam and Sabotage 2 (Murder 2)
Ban BK temporarily (Ban all present/future BK IPs/screennames for a limited period as will be decided)

Spam and Sabotage 1 (Murder 1)
Ban BK forever (Ban all present/future BK IPs/screennames forever)

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Postby Bita K » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:32 pm

Guilty of the all counts:

Intellectual Poverty and Chaotic Behavior (Criminal Negligence)

Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 2 (Manslaughter 2)

Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 1 (Manslaughter 1)

Spam and Sabotage 2 (Murder 2)

Spam and Sabotage 1 (Murder 1)


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Postby Kargozaran » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:49 pm

We have our differences but this kooni is not good for anyone. What is a trouble maker good for? A Kooni is good for no government. I vote

Guilty Gulity Guilty
of every count:

1. Intellectual Poverty and Chaotic Behavior (Criminal Negligence)
2. Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 2 (Manslaughter 2)
3. Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 1 (Manslaughter 1)
4. Spam and Sabotage 2 (Murder 2)
5. Spam and Sabotage 1 (Murder 1)

But send him to Iran, we can do a better job with firing squad or send his location to us and we will send a brother to do the work.

I told you we can at least compromise on one subject, killing the kooni. :)
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Postby Emam Kooni » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:41 pm

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Postby Emam Kooni » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:36 pm

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Bita K wrote:[color=red]Guilty of the all counts:
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Postby Emam Kooni » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:04 pm

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Kargozaran wrote:We have our differences but this kooni is not good for anyone. What is a trouble maker good for? A Kooni is good for no government. I vote

Guilty Gulity Guilty
of every count:

1. Intellectual Poverty and Chaotic Behavior (Criminal Negligence)
2. Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 2 (Manslaughter 2)
3. Criminal Fraud and Grand Ignorance 1 (Manslaughter 1)
4. Spam and Sabotage 2 (Murder 2)
5. Spam and Sabotage 1 (Murder 1)

But send him to Iran, we can do a better job with firing squad or send his location to us and we will send a brother to do the work.

I told you we can at least compromise on one subject, killing the kooni. :)
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Postby Minoo Mojahed » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:25 pm

SAVAK-che:

Who is this animal you let in here? Why did you let It in here? Don't you care about your home (IPC)? You need to clean up this place! What kind of retarded creature is it?

What the hell, convict it on every count. IT is guilty as hell!
This is a political club, not a half way home for retarded children! Get the little Golabi Goozoo out of here. Is this retard even Iranian? Send It back to Junior High! LOL

If you need help, send It to camp Ashraf (Shahre Ashraf), but I warn you that we are humane people. We don't electrocute, fire squad or behead! We execute with a fatal injection. We put It out of its misery in a humane way, like stray cats and dogs! LOL

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Postby Emam Kooni » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:20 am

Thank U Ms. M&M.

Is there any one that you haven’t referred to in the context of Savak and apparently being proponent of Shah you yield no coherence, since Shah without the Savak is like a donkey without a poop. Your plead for attention is moot, attempt to sell your dark hairy complexion fruitless, and endeavor to secure a mate, hollow. Perhaps, U should try the local Zoo. Try the grate apes section.

However, allow me to do U a favor and put U next to things that U can relate to:
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Postby IPC » Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:47 am

Order, Order

Due to:

1. World Cup Finals
2. Continuous debate and deliverance of Jury on the verdict

We extend the trial until July 10. Jury has 10 more days to cast their votes.

We can't concentrate on this trial, with world cup in progress. Jury members can take advantage of this situation to have their final say and cast all their votes. BK can also breathe for 10 more days!
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