New Important Note:
May 30, 2012
When you write to us, please …
On the “E-mails to Ahreeman X” Thread, we are going to change the format a little bit:
E-mails to Ahreeman X Thread
When you write to us, please state your subject (a catchy brief subject), your name and your location, so we will prioritize responding to your e-mail (due to this new proper format). We would like to know where you are writing from, so we would know the most exotic place which our readers are located and please don’t exaggerate because your IP address gives you away! We would not reveal your e-mail address and if you desire your name not to be revealed (mention it), then we will abbreviate your last name to only its first letter.
So when you write to us:
1. Subject: Have a Catchy Subject in the subject of your e-mail.
2. Name: Your full name on the top of the body of your e-mail.
3. Location: Your location on the top of the body of your e-mail.
E-mails to Ahreeman X Logo
Ahreeman.X@UnderWorld.Hell (Exclusive Members Only)
Every week we receive hundreds of E-mails in all our E-mail accounts.
A good number of these E-mails are directly sent to my account and then of course some are sent to other IPC accounts, yet are directed towards me. By average these E-mails are about:
* Youth and Student Movement inquiries, questions and comments
* Youth and Student Movement political business
* Political organizations and personalities’ various Inquiries
* IPC readers’ questions
* IPC readers’ comments
* Scholars’ questions and comments
* Colleagues and comrades’ questions and comments
* E-mails regarding publication in IPC
* Authors, artists, models, cartoonists and others sending material to be published
* Informative and information E-mails
* Technical issues
* Wanna be models wanting to be published
* Wanna be authors wanting to be published
* Wanna be artists wanting to be published
* Flirtation E-mails addressed to Cat and other ladies of IPC
* Women flirting with me
* Women wanting to marry me
* Sex propositions by wild ladies!
* Sex propositions and party invitations by Hezbollah posing as wild ladies!
* Transsexuals wanting to have sex with me!
* Gays making a move on me
* Letters of profanity from liberals, pacifists, monarchists, Nazis, Marxists all the way to cultists
* Letters of profanity from fat women, ugly men, illiterate house wives, hairy bears and Bimbos
* Letters of profanity from gay militants, mad shemales, sad trannys, FemiNazis and Bull Dykes
* Letters of profanity from stupid people, illiterate people, retards and other mentally challenged
* Letters of profanity from Ugly chadori or Lachaki Muslim women
* Letters of profanity from illiterate fanatical Muslim men
* Letters of profanity from IRI Lobbyists, Agents of IRI and Hezbollah
* Hate mail of all types
* Weekly Warnings by Hezbollah
* Weekly Death threats by Hezbollah and IRI Agents
And much more …….
Most of these E-mails are wither:
IPC issues and business
Not public related
Not related to this thread
Not inquiring an answer
Not deserving an answer
Therefore, it is irrelevant to publish them here; however, amongst all of our E-mails, some of them are interesting and deserving to be published for the public to read.
From time to time, when I get time, in this thread I will hand pick some of these E-mails and post them here. Some are educational, some are sincere, some are honest questions, some are awesomely funny, some are plain retarded, some are lovely hate mail, some are death threats, some are erotic, some are silly, some are humorous but all of them are entertaining for yous to read.
Primarily I will post these E-mails and then reply to each of them! Some E-mails and Information maybe masked for privacy.
One last thing, if you must send us Bull Shiite, please, I beg you to post it directly in the club for everyone to read, laugh and enjoy. Even if you have business with me, still post it here under this thread and I will answer back. Many others may have the same question and will benefit from it. Please stop flooding our E-mail accounts!
So get your popcorn and 6 pack o sodi pops, sit back and relax, eyes glued to the monitor, tighten your seatbelts, wear your adult diapers or extra underwear cause you will surely laugh outloud rolling on the floor or piss yourselves or both!
Please do not hesitate to post your questions and comments in this thread.
Now you are entering the world of selected E-mails to Ahreeman X! Ready? Let’s roll: