Besmelahe Rahmane Rahim

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Besmelahe Rahmane Rahim

Postby Messenger of Allah » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:45 am

In the name of Allah, the Goozoo-Fool:

There is but one Allah, and that’s Allah; and I am his messenger.

I am the alter ego of another member of IPC. Whenever Allah has a message for me to proclaim, I go into a trance and I get enlightened as to Allah’s message. Afterwards, I have no recollection of the events, though those who witness the miracle tell me that a light shines around me.

I hereby declare that all prophets before me were true, but incomplete. I declare that I have the last and most complete word of Allah. Furthermore, all who claim themselves a prophet after me are false, and must be burned or crucified.

You probably won’t see that many posts by me, because I will only post when I receive a message from Allah.

You may not like many of my messages. But remember, I am only the messenger. Please don’t shoot the messenger if you don’t like the message.

As for this Ahreeman, Allah has instructed me to stay the hell away from him. It’s obvious that he is a true devil, and Allah fears he may corrupt me. Allah says that he will deal with Ahreeman himself, when his Goozoo-ness is fine and ready.

However, if Ahreeman chooses to change his ways, Allah wants him to know that he will accept him back into his house of Gooz. If so, Ahreeman is free to first contact me, and I will relay the message to Allah. Yes, this messenger works both ways. Both lines of communication are available to this messenger.

Please don’t be confused by my avatar. It only portrays what’s on the inside. And we all know that what’s important is what’s on the outside. On the outside, as far as you’re concerned, I am as faithful as they come, and demand no less of you.

Gotta go now….message coming through….
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Re: Besmelahe Rahmane Rahim

Postby Emam Kooni » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:12 pm

Messenger of Allah wrote:
I am the alter ego of another member of IPC. .


Thank U X. As soon as I saw your first post, my thought was, this X's twin.
Like the new avatar better.
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Postby Messenger of Allah » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:03 pm

Dear Bache Kooni:

I have spent some time getting entertained by your shenanigans in this forum, as well as watching people here tease and please your fine ass. Personally, I have nothing against you. In fact, I am only a messenger, and rarely take sides in a fight. The fight between you and all the others here is not my fight.

However, years of acting as Allah’s right hand man has taught me to be observant, and I occasionally express those observations.

For one thing, Ahreeman CLAIMS to be EVERYWHERE, but I can see that you actually ARE EVERYWHERE. Everywhere I look, there’s bache kooni! Every single room, every single topic, kooni jan has to throw in a comment. You are like a sentinel! :horseman:

So what are you doing in here? This was my intro topic. Chi mikhayi az joone man?

Unless…you’re hiding in here. Hiding from that Asghar ghasab in my intro room? You figured this would be the last place he would look? If that’s the case, I can be sympathetic to you. Just ask for asylum…and you shall receive it. Tell me “dastam be damanet, MOA, nejatam bede as in Asghare khoon (ya koon?) khaar!â€
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Postby Messenger of Allah » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:36 pm

Dear Camran:

“Hi….How are you? Nice to have you here…..â€
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Postby Messenger of Allah » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:59 pm

Dear IPC Administration:

I know I’m new here, but I must confess my utter disappointment in all of you. :broken:

In fact…..you suck! :(

I thought IPC was all about ehteram-o, doosti-o, mehmoon navazi. I saw the sign outside, asking me to come in and introduce myself and have some tea. So I took you up on the offer. :flowerman:

I took my shoes off and left them outside. I came in and announced my presence. I sat on the carpet. I got bored, and even scrubbed out a smudge I found on your beautiful carpet. I waited and waited…I waited for the first host to reach out to me and welcome me….I waited for my God damned tea… :coffee:

And what did I get?....NOTHING.

Well, not exactly nothing. Actually, nothing would have been better than what I actually got. I got bache kooni with one hand up his own butt and the other pointed at me and accusing me of being Lucifer himself!

Talk about pouring salt on an open wound. Ouch!

This of course was followed by Camran Mirza shooting bache kooni down like an Apache shooting down a Cessna.
:plane: :heli:
This Camran Mirza is on a bache kooni crusade, :knight: and slays him where he finds him. Camran shoots him, and Asghar eats him.

The fact that the two of them are on the prowl and koon hunting is fine with me. What bothers me is that koon hunting has become more important than greeting the new arrivals to the neighborhood. What is this world coming to? [-X

In any case, their actions don’t excuse you, the administration, from fulfilling your obligations as the greeters, winers and diners of this site. What happened to PR? -For the dyslexics here, that's PR, not RP. I know you guys are real busy Mullah fighting and all, :machinegun: but there is a time and a place for everything.

You claim to be the champions of Persian culture and heritage. What is Persian heritage, without the famous Persian hospitality, and khosho beshi?

Where is my HELLO? :elephant:

Where is my WELCOME? :welcome:

Where is my PARTY? :partytime:


I usually don’t like to use my special status to pull strings, but please consider throwing some hugs and kisses towards this particular messenger. :hug:
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Postby IPC » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:46 pm

Dear MOA :imam: :

You have not introduced yourself yet? You have introduced your alter ego! Why should we welcome you when you are already an old IPC member incognito? But didn't you like your welcome wagon, Bache Kooni bargin in and Camran chasing him in here?
:horseman: :pcharm:

Anyhow, I thought we had already welcomed you (bottom): :-k
http://www.iranpoliticsclub.net/club/vi ... e17de#3895


OK OK patients, here is your official welcome wagon
:arabtox: :basij: :chadori: :lachak: :hezboz: :suicidebomber:

and president of Islamic Republic himself to greeting :hizboansar:

Here is your tea :coffee:

your Kabob :dona:

your Sharab :lush:

your Party :fans:

Your hugs :hug: :kissey:

and your Bache Kooni :chilling:

and for lunch we cooked you an Ash with nim man roghan on it! :stirthepot:

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