In the name of Allah, the Goozoo-Fool:
There is but one Allah, and that’s Allah; and I am his messenger.
I am the alter ego of another member of IPC. Whenever Allah has a message for me to proclaim, I go into a trance and I get enlightened as to Allah’s message. Afterwards, I have no recollection of the events, though those who witness the miracle tell me that a light shines around me.
I hereby declare that all prophets before me were true, but incomplete. I declare that I have the last and most complete word of Allah. Furthermore, all who claim themselves a prophet after me are false, and must be burned or crucified.
You probably won’t see that many posts by me, because I will only post when I receive a message from Allah.
You may not like many of my messages. But remember, I am only the messenger. Please don’t shoot the messenger if you don’t like the message.
As for this Ahreeman, Allah has instructed me to stay the hell away from him. It’s obvious that he is a true devil, and Allah fears he may corrupt me. Allah says that he will deal with Ahreeman himself, when his Goozoo-ness is fine and ready.
However, if Ahreeman chooses to change his ways, Allah wants him to know that he will accept him back into his house of Gooz. If so, Ahreeman is free to first contact me, and I will relay the message to Allah. Yes, this messenger works both ways. Both lines of communication are available to this messenger.
Please don’t be confused by my avatar. It only portrays what’s on the inside. And we all know that what’s important is what’s on the outside. On the outside, as far as you’re concerned, I am as faithful as they come, and demand no less of you.
Gotta go now….message coming through….