





Unlike Ahreeman, I am not a fighter, but I am a lover!
I would like to apologize to you for 6 months ago, when I had stretched from SD to NJ (through the web cam) and poked you in the left eye! Remember when you were wearing the eye patch for a month (The Gay Blade Pirate)? It was Ahreeman’s fault, because he ordered me to do so! Also I would like to apologize to you for this week’s incident when once more I had to stretch (through the air) from SD to NJ and whack you across the head to bring some sense in to it! Once more, it was Ahreeman’s fault, because he told me so! Also I would like to apologize to you for all these years of abuse knocking you on the head from the above and then knock you out cold! You know, We are giants in the sky (Ahreeman and I) and you are a little pesky creature running around and being playful, a mile under us on the ground level …… sometimes I can’t see you and I hit you on the head and knock you out! In the future, I’ll be more cautious!
Say hello to the whole family,


Now that we all got acquainted with each other and we know each other a little bit better, then let’s get to the serious stuff:
Serious Stuff
I believe you are under the impression that I am joking, but I truly seek your opinion when I ask you:
Why are you so Gay?
Meaning that I truly seek your opinion on:
What is your opinion on Homosexuality: What causes homosexuality?
In the future, I am planing to have a serious debate on this issue in the Formal Debates Room, and maybe even a poll, but for now, let me for the third time, ask you:
In your opinion, what causes homosexuality?
a) Nature (Genetics)
b) Nurture (The way a person grows up in his/her gay or straight environment)
c) Nature and Nurture (either / or)
d) Sexual abuse in childhood via adults or older adolescents of the same sex
e) Homosexuality is a chosen behavior
f) Homosexuality is a twisted sexual hobby
g) A homosexual is a closet Muslim, waiting to come out! Islam and Homosexuality go hand in hand!
h) Homosexuality is a condemned sin, as the bible states.

Sign,

Ibn al Muljim
(Spirit of Imam Ali’s Executioner back to life in the 21st Century)