Case Analysis
Another Successful Colaboration of
Dr. Cam (Geschtaltian Psychiatrist) and
Dr. BB (Freudian Psychiatrist).
With these colaborations, there are great chances of Recovery for IPC Patients!
Pre entry log -
Dr. Cam:
Dr. Cam wrote:
"Tazegi-ha pastorize shode, aragh-o teryak-m gozashte kenar"
So true, Ahreeman quit drinking, smoking, drugging and all the fun. He became a born again whatever, a health nut! That was so funny Dr. Cam.
Lat wrote:
"Comon Ali-Vali, lets go bucher shop. What you do here? You pretend your politician? Politician Molitician, comon lets go koon bache? Pack up your kos o koon, lets go home. I going to grab your ear, take you back and spank your bottom for running away."
Coooool, so coool. So this patient is your little employee in butcher store? He ran away from work and came to IPC? That figures!
Primarily I would like to say hi to my old colleague Dr. Cam and old IPC member Mr. Lat.
Secondary, let's get to work,
Case File
Patient number - 000,000,000
Alias - "Hey-One" aka "Bache Kooni"
Doctor Cam, I understand, you are Geschtaltian and I am Freudian, but same as our past colaborations on patients Peter and Iran, we can do great work with this one (Bache Kooni). Kooni is in need of help. These are public out-cries for help, before he picks up a gun, goes on top of Empire State & shoot people at random. Do you hear his HeShe cries? We need to help him/her. Today its straps for him but tomorrow it will be asylum. Not a minute to waste, we must colaborate on this patient. I expect your full analysis to review.
I'm going to use your analysis for my thesis in college and also on this patient. Dr. I hope I'm allowed?
Dr. Cam, thanks for your help in advance. Charitable work in IPC Clinic pays off. Its good for us to visit IPC patients for free. Its Charitable and makes us feel good!
Bache Kooni Case
Dr. Cam, I took all I could take. Enough is enough. We must flush this patient down the sewer or cure him. Agreed?
In the past we have collaborated to perform many successful "Co-Therapies", for example:
Peter Fan Dool Khan case
Iran Azad Bad case
etc.
After our successful therapies, patient Peter and Patient Iran are leading a better lives and are feeling better than before. They are more silent so we don't have to hear their rants and lunatism. For society's good and their own good, they reside in mental health clinics, leading calm lives. Institutionalization with a good chance of recovery in progress.
This is the proof for our combine Co-Therapy, to work!
The new patient (Bache Kooni) will be a challenge. You have your hands full. I figured to help a colleague. The new patient "Bache Kooni" expresses her desires with drawing cartoons. Children also do the same. Bache Kooni has not fully grown. She is a female transgender, a girl who looks and acts as a boy, a Tomboy, a male looking girl, a Butch-girl, so the society accepts and recognizes her as a him. This behavior had turned her into a Bache Kooni.
Now, she is a he. Bache Kooni crys for help and seeks recognition. He has no education or studies but seeks recognition by random statements about different Iranian political characters and drawings of them, without truly understanding the definitions, characters and history of what he is speaking about!
The Patient Kooni is confused and drowning in his own vomit, in the same manner that a heavy cow downs in a quicksand.
From this point, I refer to patient Kooni as a "HE" because that is what she desires, to identify with a male character.
Patient Kooni swims in this self created Quicksand, until he goes down and under. He is out of place and out of his league, so Kooni needs to randomly drop complex sounding words from dictionary and complex sentences found in thesaurus, to sound important and sophisticated enough to fit in IPC. But harsh reality hits him on the forehead because each two statements made by him are not matching, yet contradicting each other. Patient Kooni has become a loud speaker which announces many random incoherent statements and draws many incoherent cartoons without fully understand the meaning of its products. Patient Kooni is crying for help.
Patient Kooni seeks a touching hand, even if he has to seek for it in arms of Princess Noor, who she is also a teenager his age. In this case, Patient Kooni transforms herself to a male Kooni character, to become Princess Noor's boyfriend and future husband. But when Kooni meets Ahreeman, once again, he becomes a she, because he recognizes that Ahreeman is a promiscuous womanizer and if there is any chance for Ahreeman to reply to his random frantic lunacy, is for him to put on his female face again and become the female character. So Patient Kooni becomes her female version aka as written, "Sue".
Biological Trama
Patient Bache Kooni was born with a not full developed ganitalia. As of result he has a small penis, more like a over growth of a clitoris with extra skin tissue. Patient Bache Kooni is a male in context but female in behavior and genes. We will need a number of hormone shots to transform the patient in to a full male character.
Emam, Boy Wonder (to charm Princess Noor), Feminine Sue (to charm Ahreeman), Intellectual Scholar (to charm the club), an Artist Animator (to charm IPC Productions), an innocent youth but a proven leader (to charm Atusa) and a Boy Genius (to charm the readers) or simple Bache Kooni as we know him, are alongside many faces of Dorian Gray, a multiple personality patient aka Bache Kooni.
Dr. Cam, this Kooni needs urgent help. My diagnosis is that Patient Kooni is an:
Multiple Personality, Transgender (Switch and Swap Genders as necessary or see fit), Agoraphobic, Camouflaged psychotic melancholic.
Agoraphobia, the fear of going outdoors, causes him to create an identity on Internet to satisfy his lack of confidence outdoors. Then it is the time for Camouflaging to start!
Patient also suffers from Phallophobia (Fear of a penis, esp. erect) and Eurotophobia (Fear of female genitalia), so this will cause the patient to fall deeper in his gender issues so he developes fear of human contact. He is affraid of touch and human contact both male and female.
Patient also has an advanced case of Ophthalmophobia (Fear of being stared at). Recall his issue with Xerxes53?
and for sure Ortographobia (Fear of spelling mistakes). Recall his issue with Q?
Observations:
Patient Kooni, had practically antagonized Q, Joe, Xerxes53, Ahreeman, Xerxes, Lat, yourself and many others in IPC. He can't help it, he crys for attention and recognition! Patient Kooni has little education, intellect, little knowledge of English Language and No Knowledge of Parsi Language. Every single Parsi word that he writes are spelled wrong but he still insists to write in Parsi (Arabic letters). He is so persistent in his ignorance. He is also so very "Chamoosh" like an out of control Wild Goat, attacking people (Boze Vahshi ke shakh mizane). He can't spell, read or write Parsi (Arabic letters), Parsi (Latin letters), German or English! For example he often refers to you with terms he recognizes but they have no meanings or make no sense in Parsi. He uses terms in wrong places (out of context) so they make no sense. Terms like: "Laghe" and other ones. Do you agree?
In psychology, we have a term for people like Bache Kooni, it is known as:
"Confused Bastard"
Medications:
Dr. Cam, I recommend:
Anti Psychotic (any type) 50 MG
Lithium 25 MG
Prozac 50 MG
Valium 35 MG
Effexor 35.5 MG
additionally
We will need a number of hormone shots (testosterone) for 6 months period, to transform the patient to a full male character.
Care:
Primarily patient needs to get strapped down for a week in a padded room, and only set free for short periods to be first spanked heavily on the buttocks (to recall his Baby years and roots of his problems), then held tight to not hurt himself and others, and afterwards hugged tightly to feel nurture and belonging. This routine must continue for a few weeks and then the medication should continue for a month. The routine will be in order of:
Punishment- Punishment- Reward- Reward.
Place:
Patient Kooni is residing closer to you, so New York Bell View Center's Psyche Wards are desirable. You must give us the pleasure to do frequent trips to New York to visit, medicate and have sessions with him. If needed, I can also fly over for monthly visitations. We can conference once a month to review our progress. If the patient proves to be a handful for Bell View, then I recommend his immediate transfer to UCLA Hospital's Psyche Ward to be locked up in the basement and under my strict supervision.
Dr. Cam, Thanks for your prior efforts to take the lead to start the therapy of Patient Kooni. What is your opinion? I need your full analysis, recommendations and suggested method of therapy for patient Bache Kooni. ASAP?
Dr. Cam, how are the progress on Patient Peter and Patient Iran coming along?
BB o BB, what's a girl to do?
Your colleague,
Psychiatrist of The Board