Holo Club

[IPC]

Susan:

I forgot you can’t function doing multiple chores. By killing Edelge and reviving Emam Kooni, I disoriented your whole world and it came to a stop! Sorry pooch, I reverse the project. I killed Emam Kooni or should I say I rekilled Emam Kooni and revived Edelge from the dead. Now you can be Edelge. I know you are very much in to this Edelge character and can’t function with any other. Edelge the Zorozstrian Convert Hezbo is your character of the month. Fine, I play along. I can see you are now so disoriented, confused and out of it. You have been trying to remember the password for Emam but then you wanted to get your forgotten password from the office but you changed your mind because your state of mind is not Emam anymore. I confused your routine and your little mind. Again I reverse the project,

Emam Kooni is dead.
Edelge is alive.

Pooch, don’t get confused. Sorry I played God with you. All this killing and reviving is confusing you! I didn’t mean to confuse your little Doggy brain. You even had your christmas tree ready and then I did this to you. It is all Amir’s fault for missing Emam. Continue with Edelge. Sorry Amir, pooch got confused and stop functioning. I bring him back from inanimated state. IV please, ER please, bring pooch back to life. Edelge can you hear me? CA is sorry. CA likes to play God. Electric shock,

Yes Edelge is back.

But make sure to use this character or it may expire soon!


Regards,
CA

[Messenger of Allah]

Dr CA: What’s the situation?

IPC Nurse: It looks bad, doctor…real bad. The pooch has no pulse, and isn't breathing.

Dr CA: Quick, check its airway.

IPC Nurse: Checking….checking…checking…

Dr CA: Hurry up already!

IPC Nurse: Aha! The pooch had swallowed a big bone; its right here, lodged in its trachea. Please doctor, take it out, before its too late.

Dr CA: Stand back. It’s a really big bone. This puppy tried to bite more than it could chew. Give me the pliers…almost got it…there! It’s out.

IPC Nurse: Wait a minute. That looks like a bone, but it’s not a bone at all.

Dr CA: You’re right, nurse. It is Ahreeman’s crap, disguised to look like a bone. That Ahreeman. When will he stop painting his shit like appetizing doggie bones and feeding them to the strays around here? It’s very dangerous. These poor doggies keep choking on them.

IPC Nurse: That’s the third one this year.

Dr CA: Never mind that, let’s pay attention to the puppy. How is it doing?

IPC Nurse: The bone is out, but it still looks blue and has no pulse.

Dr CA: Give me the paddles. Set to 100 Joules. Clear… Shock!

Bzzzzzzzz……

Dr CA: Well?

IPC Nurse: Nothing yet. Still in Ventricular Fibrilation.

Dr CA: 200 Joules…260 Joules…It’s not working. Give me the Epinephrine, quick.

IPC Nurse: Regular rhythm! You did it doctor.


MOA: So you think. You were only Allah’s tool, doctor. It was Allah’s will (for now) that Jello should live. You see, his worthless soul had an out of body experience, and came knocking on Allah’s door. Allah already had his soul (the Kooni’s), and did not want more koonis running around in paradise or hell. So he told me to take Jello’s bitch ass to Ahura Mazda. But Ahura didn’t want it either. He said “I finally convinced the loser Jello-head to leave the Zartoshdti faith and join the crazy Allah cult, and no way in hell am I taking him back. He’s your problem now.”

So Allah told me to shove his soul back into the dog’s worthless body. Usually, I put it in through the throat, but since his throat got all messed up from the piece of crap stuck in there, I had to shove in its soul through its ass. Surprisingly, it slit right in (I wonder why). At the same time, you administered the Epi, kicking his reptilian heart back into rhythm. Remember, nothing happens without Allah’s will.

So, doctor, continue with your miracles, but remember who really makes them happen: Allah the Goozoofool.

And Ahreeman, please stop disguising your crap like food items and feeding it to the unsuspecting idiots that show up in IPC. It’s not right, man. They swallow it whole and choke on it. Allah sends his curses to you, as usual.

[Ahreeman X]

Shalom Malekhem

Dear Good Fellow Doolak (small dool):

“Holo Ahreman:”

Baqala Polo Doolak!

“1- If U had not recognized my entity from inception, it could have been attributable only to incoherence,”

Wasn’t it Amir who told you not to use “6 be bala” sophisticated terms, because:

1. You may frag up the sentence structure, thus it will not make sense.
2. You may pressure your little brain, so much that you may Motor Suzi (Burn the engine) and Boksovat (burn the gears)?!

“but to claim that U know my identity remains a lye wordy of an exile who is Irani by words, absent of any deeds,”

Listen, “Gooz Bache Noqli”
[a little farting boy, size of Noql (a small persian candy size of one limb of a finger)]:

Do not and I repeat do not make me tie “your written home address, street location, neighborhood, city, state, on a detailed map of Jersey” to Haji Kuchike’s neck and stretch him all the way from SD to NJ to poke you in the eye, sitting all chubbied up, behind your monitor! Don’t make me send you the detailed map of your location, traced by my Ahreemanic powers! Not that I know your exact location to the home number, yet I even know how you look like, due to remote accessing and controlling your web cam; furthermore, your whole system! You are under my control, any time, anywhere, any day of the week, as I please! But unlike an A-Hole such as you, I would never reveal nor display people’s private information in public. Get it Dick Weed?

“ who speaks laud and carries paper stick, “

I always speak soft but carry a stick, like our founding fathers done!

“who grabbed his nads”

Did you want me to leave them in Tehran?

“ and other treasures”

Idiot, what treasure? I was only 16 when they kicked me out of Iran by force of the parents!

“and ran to Santiago”

Bozo, I never been to Santiago, Chili! I live in San Diego, you buffoon!

“ upon first inkling of turmoil in his acclaimed beloved Iran”

Bozo, I was there during the first part of Revolution (1978), street fighting with your elders (Hezbo Guspandan) and roaming the streets @ night with paint brush and paint, cussing Khomeini on the walls and shooting Hezo properties (windows) via pellet guns.

“ to promote Jewish causes.”

Yes, I am circumcised!

“My english get so well now!”

Nope, you still are the same old illiterate Gooz Bache Noqli, can’t read or write English, Persian or German! This is all due to Shemale Syndrom! Your hormones are all mixed up, so it all goes to your brain!

“Ahoramazda moved in me, MASHALAH! “

You like that, ha?
Ahura really moved it good in you, ha?
I forgot to warn you that Ahura moves his schlong pretty well inside them Tazi Shemale Transgendered OB (Obnei) Half-Breed, Gooz Bache Noqlis!
Ahura moves in mysterious ways!

“2- My polotics is to support our Islamic Revolution,”

I can see that Mr. Zarif (IRI ambassador to UN) also moved inside you in mysterious ways!

“ follow teachings of Holly Koran,”

……. And Mohammed also moved inside you in mysterious ways! Beme-Allah!

“and teach infernal like yourself the path to eternal salvation.”

Zepeleshk Brother! Did you write all that yourself or Hussein had also helped you from behind?!

Here you go again, using big big big terms!
Don’t choke on them! Swallow them with a glass of milk, Beche!

“Ali Yaret”

Hussein Poshtet!

Oh (referring to your rhetorics), so now in addition to Many, Moe and Curly, we also have “Susan The Gaylord Doolak” in IPC!

BTW, did you like Amir’s latest additions to IPC dictionary? I almost fell on the floor laughing so hard! He really captured your psyche, no?

Who loves you Beche?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?

Gots to go…………..
Some of us got a job, a life, a hobby, a …………, aside from getting fat sitting behind monitor, obsessing with IPC!

For now, Bye Doolak!


Sign,
Haji Kuchike’s friend!

[Edelge]

So sorry for my absence. I was training ZARTOSHTI women on Kamasutra.


But, I am kina disappointed, since Check-Mona did not come to my class.

Have U noticed her with the same dark close, day in and day out? Who died, U ask yourself? Inquiring minds want to know why is she displaying her legs closed shut, with a slim crack? Have U noticed the gestures that she is making with her hands?

I think she is giving the Navy "OK" sign.



To my knowledgeable opinion, the ones who portray themselves so tide, were mighty loose earlier in life and that is why she needs the most to attend my rehabilitation class.

Ali Yaretoon[img]

[IPC]

My Dear Retarded Transvestite Susan:

Remember what Dr. X told you. You are not allowed to:


- Displaying members private IP’s and info
- Displaying IPC’s private info
- Creating multiple IDs to post bull shiite in IPC

And I must add be very careful with obscene anime or pics, like what you posted next to ali yaretoon! Is that your pic (Dick)? We already are aware what you look like! You don’t have to display it!

I’m doing you a favor, I allow you to display anime because I know how much you love anime and how much you love display your emotions with anime, because you can’t write (illiterate). So you can post anime but be very careful, no pornography.

I hate to once again delete all your posts, animations and hand you to Liberator and his electric chair. How many times do we have to kill you?

You are a bold transvestite little girl.

So here is a list of your No Nos:

- No Displaying members private IP’s and info
- No Displaying IPC’s private info
- No Creating multiple IDs to post bull shiite in IPC
- No pornography anime

Behave or I will cut your teeney weeny trannie bolbol.

Happy holidays Susan

Ps
My hands are showing you the finger, not Navy SOS gesture! Silly little Trannie you!

Seasons Greeting

CA

[Edelge]

One thing U missed CA, maybe two things:

1- The img. That U found so objectionable and are lecturing me on, I grabbed it from “Dr. X’s” post here !!! IT WAS USED AND DISPLAYED BY X himself!!

2- Are U trying to kiss up to X’s “teeney weeny trannie bolbol”?

[Amir]

The mystery of TBK (aka Dool Jende) denouncing Zoroastrianism for Islam is slowly unfolding. First, I figured out why Ahura convinced him to switch…because Ahura wanted to get rid of TBK. What I couldn’t figure out was why TBK was so eager to listen to Ahura and actually switch to Islam.

Finally, I figured out that part as well. It stems from one of TBK’s most primal urges. Surprisingly, although Islam is usually very forbidding, it is actually very lenient when it comes to Dool Jende’s desires.

The answer will be revealed within the following video:

http://www.dailymotion.com/search/iran/ ... ex-changes

Yet another mystery solved. Ha Ha, I beat you to it, Sherlock Ahreeman.

[Edelge]

It smells like CHOSE shahi, must be blowing from Liberator’s good side! O’, it is Amir KOLORTE with his brown rag!.

I think the brown avatar tells it all. What Amir cherishes as an avatar, in holy GOM we hang it in our MOSTARA next to AFTABE to wipe our ISLAMIC asses with it.

That is why it is brown and smells shahi!

[Amir]

Now that’s what I’m talking about! Good old TBK is back full force, with his little cartoons and all. I missed my klingon picture; thanks for bringing it back.

Since you have had your sex change operation and switched to islam, could you confirm something for me?



Are you the red cow on the right? The surgeon (Dr Bahram Mir-Jalali from the video) gave you nice utters. Are they just for show, or does milk come out of them too? He also gave you a nice Islamic brand on your fat ass. Did it hurt, little boy-cow? Did the smell of burnt flesh fill the air, as you groaned and accepted your new master?

And who are you looking at all googooley eyed, with a little heart emanating? Are you in love with Ali Geda? Does he go to town on your fat cow ass every day? Does he ring that bell of yours, hanging around your neck? Is that another of the fringe benefits of Islam? Getting banged by the Jihadi boys? Am I asking a lot of questions? (Oops, that was another question, wasn’t it?)

Indeed, your wish came true ever since you switched to Islam. How could anyone fault you for liking Islam?

But take it easy at first. The neo-vagina that Dr Bahram gave you is still fragile. Don’t over abuse it. Let the troops in only one at a time. Break it in for a while. Bayad ab-bandee beshe.

Every time Dool Jende goes “Mooooooo…..” and his bell rings
Another virgin Jihadi boy gets his wings.

[Edelge]

Now that’s what I’m talking about! Good old TBK is back full force, with his little cartoons and all. I missed my klingon picture; thanks for bringing it back.

Since you have had your sex change operation and switched to islam, could you confirm something for me?



Are you the red cow on the right? The surgeon (Dr Bahram Mir-Jalali from the video) gave you nice utters. Are they just for show, or does milk come out of them too? He also gave you a nice Islamic brand on your fat ass. Did it hurt, little boy-cow? Did the smell of burnt flesh fill the air, as you groaned and accepted your new master?

And who are you looking at all googooley eyed, with a little heart emanating? Are you in love with Ali Geda? Does he go to town on your fat cow ass every day? Does he ring that bell of yours, hanging around your neck? Is that another of the fringe benefits of Islam? Getting banged by the Jihadi boys? Am I asking a lot of questions? (Oops, that was another question, wasn’t it?)

Indeed, your wish came true ever since you switched to Islam. How could anyone fault you for liking Islam?

But take it easy at first. The neo-vagina that Dr Bahram gave you is still fragile. Don’t over abuse it. Let the troops in only one at a time. Break it in for a while. Bayad ab-bandee beshe.

Every time Dool Jende goes “Mooooooo…..” and his bell rings
Another virgin Jihadi boy gets his wings.

Ye, I see the red, "KOLOFT"!

U are not very smart are U? That is what inbreeding did to ZARTOSHTIs and U are Moooing too!

[Amir]

Ha Ha!

What’s the matter, little dool Jende? Did you have to run to your little cartoon site and edit your cartoon?




You are so predictable, kid. Where is the funny cow? Where is the Islamic picture? Where is your brilliant cartoon now, little bitch-boy? Erased? Substituted with the above nonsense? I just love it. I can forgive you, but I doubt that Allah will forgive you for changing his Islamic picture.

You see, a real man doesn’t run and change his own creation when someone picks on it. A real man stands up and defends his work. A real man finds a way to counter his attacker. A real man is not a sissy chameleon.

I know a few real men in this site. Not surprisingly, you are not one of them. You are a little sissy dool jende / vestigial organ / he-she / confused transvestite. You don’t even know what sex you are. I think you should sue that quack, Dr. Bahram for butchering your ass. Speaking of “suing,” do you know why they call your bitch ass “Sue?” Have you figured it out yet? Or are you still stewing in your own ignorance, like a dasde-khar (see definition in IPC dictionary). Just stand there, dasde-khar, and wonder what’s going on while we all laugh at you.

Now why don’t you run along and draw more cartoons, so that I can link them again, and shame you into changing them at my whim. You are my pup-pet (a puppet, a puppy, and a pet all in one) and you will do as I tell you, my little bitch-dog. Woof Woof. Run along, little doggy.

[Ahreeman X]

Dear Good Fellow Kuni:

Eventhough Amir’s theory and discovery is much logic based, and Shiite Islam approves of Sex change and Gender Bending Episodes, thus Khomeini himself was keen on Transsexuals and used to put a skirt and makeup on Khamenei (his boy toy) the Trasvestite and together they had hours of fun @ times, yet, I must say I in addition have a much larger theory!

The reason for you to turn Muslim, Islamist and pro IRI as a minor reason is that Islam approves of Sex Change.

But, there is a but, a big but………….

The major reason for your sudden love of Islam and IRI is another! Allow me to explain:

Logic

In your case, it is not a matter of ideology, pro monarchy or pro Islam! In your case you are simply,

Pro Dool

Whom ever got the larger Habibati to do the tickler job, you are pro him!

It all makes sense now! You see, you used to be a member of “Team Shah” until you discovered that this Shah (Reza Pahlavi) does not have much of a Dool or Khayeh! In fact, he is ball-less and he only has a shriveled up Hasteh Khorma (Date Seed) which cannot even satisfy Yasmin’s ever expanding needs in her mid-ages, set aside your needs!

Reza Maqz-e Qalam, is moving towards his middle age crises and he is now much chubbier, lazy, scardy and useless! In fact that chubby old boy may soon be in need of a large size Dool soon, to give him a push here or a shove there, so he can from time to time, still cough a bit, so Monarchists realize that he is still alive!

You are a wise Kuni, aware of all of “Reza Buqalamun’s” (seen his double chin lately?) old age crisis! He wasn’t much of a man in his young age, set aside now!

So as a certified “Dool Seeker” you have moved on! Boy, I have to give you credit because you moved on and Monarchists still did not move on and still awaiting “Reza Chubster” to commit a miracle and free Iran! At least you moved on to other bigger and better Dools.

Suddenly you got informed about “Miracles of The Mosque!”

You have gotten in touch with Brother Mahmoud @ Palace of Presidency of the Islamic Republic of Iran in Tehran’s Caliphate, and inquired about his Dool, ASAP?

Once he sent you a picture of his Kharzeh (via UPS), signed, sealed and delivered, you had become a Good Fellow Muslim and joined The Army of Mahdi!

Now you are well aware of The Miracles of the Backrooms of The Mosque!
Allah has been fertile to you.
Allah has been Berry Berry Good to you!

I wonder if Messenger of Allah (MOA) also has been Berry Berry Good to you?!

So my theory as the Evolved version of Amir’s theory is that:

a) You are now a Good Fellow Muslim because Islam allows Sex Change and Gender Bending Episodes!
b) You are neither Pro Monarchy or Pro Islam but Pro Dool, and these days Haj Mahmoud has a Healthier, Wealthier and better performed Dool than that Bum Reza Maqz-e Qalam!

In fact, The Arab Half Breed Roots of Haj Mahmoud came handy here! You see, originally Ahmadinejad was son of a famous Ejaculator turned Blacksmith! There you go, figure the rest…….. He was always wearing them baggy Pajamas in his childhood, that’s why his “Bokht-ol Nasr” had a chance to fully grow the size of yours plus Arnold Schwarzenegger’s necks! On the other hand, Reza Pahlavi was always wearing them tight bell bottoms in Tehran with tighter speedo shorts underneath and that’s why his Shambool remained small.

You see Shambool is in need of air to grow.

No air = Reza Pahlavi's Hasteh Khorma
Much air = Haj Mahmoud’s Kharzeh

And that is why you have recently converted to Islam, joined The Mosque and you bend over up and down 5 times a day (2 times more than Shiite) just for the sake of bending!

Well my dear Good Fellow Kuni,

Haj Mahmoud has been Berry Berry good to you!

Allah bless you my dear.

We may even change your name from

Dead Bache Kuni (DBK)
To
Dool Bache Kuni (DBK)

No?

So I believe your main reason for conversion is the “Dool Factor”!

Hussein Poshtet

BTW:
Seriously, you can become a good graphic artist and animator. For instance I really liked the "Red Cow IRI Parade with Imam" Graphic of yours. post it again, its funny. If given the right scenario, you can be funny and doing a good job at it. But it is a shame that your talent will get wasted with no direction, because you had become a Tazi Bache Kuni!

If you were not a TBK, then you could have been a use to me in IPC Website!

Cheers now

Sign,

Research Scientist Sexologist of IPC Clinic

X Factor

[Edelge]

Shalom and Shabat Shalom X:

I hope that U are observing SABAT, instead of drinking and hanging out with that slime worm the Liberator.

I am so sorry that I hurt the sensitive feelings of Mr. “KOLOFT”. It looks like that he ran crying to Mr. not –so-“KOLOFT”, Mr. Pan-BEDE, Mr.-X.

[Ahreeman X]

It’s Decision Time!

Oh DBK DBK DBK.....

Shalom Malekhem My Dear Good Fellow DBK,
Silly DBK! I look good in your toon!
If you be good, I may publish your toons and graphics in the website.
But what is your beef with my Pan Iranism?
Could it be because you have alter motives?
Could it be because, hmmmmmmmmmmm let’s see……..
You are a Tazi BK?
From Baghdad?
Or maybe
Aman?
Or
Emarat?
Be truthful Tazi Bache Kuni?
Are you a Tazi BK or a Half Breed Iranian BK?
One way or another you can’t be Iranian and surely not Persian Aryan!
Be Truthful DBK?

Now back to operation DBK….

Great words of wisdom from Dead Bache Kuni’s past:

DBK to Ahreeman:
“I’m going to unveil Emam Kuchike!” (Referring to his manhood)

DBK to Web Mistress:
“I’m really a woman!” (Referring to her womanhood)

DBK:

You are not alone; I am here for you!

Make up your mind. It is time to make a decision because I am going in!


Of course you must know a few facts:



My successful operations speak for themselves

My last operation in Saudi
After -Before


http://www.saudigazette.com.sa/index.ph ... Itemid=116

TG Support Site
http://www.heartcorps.com/journeys/ever ... rsonal.htm

TG Store
http://transgender.stores.yahoo.net/


So which way should we go DBK?
Surgery Time!
Nurse, give me the scalpel?

Dast-e Ali Poshtetun!


IPC Surgery Department

Dr. X

[Edelge]

1- Publishing? Be my guest, they are archaically simple.

2- Agenda? Of coarse, I am advocating Islam and trying to lead your MASHUGA ass to the riches path and 73 virgins for your afterlife. Check your avatar. U seem to be in ecstasy by being surrounded by three utter mediocrity. Imagine ythe ecstasy when U are surrounded by 79 voluptuous top virgins!!

3- U have a personal massage: