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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu May 03, 2007 7:28 am

:stop: :shocking: Warning: This post is way too gay! :shocking: :stop:
Youth 13 to 18 read with parental advisory
Youth 10 to 12 cover your eyes
Children under 10, what the hell are you doing in IPC? Get out!

(Ratings enforced by Camran Mirza, head of IPC moral Majority)

A Persian Gay, Lesbian and Transsexual Note

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Rainbow Power

My Dear Good Fellowette Susan (Bache Kuni):

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Bache Kuni in the Field of Prairies: Gay Power!

IPC members are stating that you are too vulgar in your writings and too vulgar in your drawings. In other terms, they are stating that you use 4 letter words and you draw penises and Butt Plugs! They also say that you are here to sabotage IPC, disrupt IPC and you are an IRI Agent. They want your blood!

Girl, you must love being in IPC because your favorite Monarchist Duo killed you once, but at the end you outlived them! They are gone but you are still here! You are such persistent little Shiite kicker! I have to give you that!

Now I know that you are not really a political fan of any group, party or government. You are just a little Chubby Anarchist Transsexual with too much time on your hand and obsessed with IPC. In other words, you are not Pro IRI, Monarchy, Republic or anything else, but you are “Pro Dool”! Whoever has the Longest and Thickest Dool, you are on his camp! Allah bless your little soul my dear!

Now you know me, right? I am the most open-minded, understanding, democratic and pro freedom of speech person that exists in Iranian Net Community and politics. However, if you keep on asking for it, and begging for punishment and if the IPC members keep on nagging, then whom do you think I will choose?

Do you think I will take IPC members’ side?
Do you think I will take a one time dead (banned) and now second time Zombie, nutcase, nuisance, Sheboy with no rights whatsoever to be in here’s side?

You know, I may just give in and one night (due to Haji Kuchike’s erection) wake up, delete all your posts and take away your right to post or even permanently ban you and this time for good! You know I mean business!

I mean, you must admit that you are not exactly very popular around here! I have to listen to the majority in a democracy and send you back to Allah!

So I suggest that you really watch your Ass and walk around IPC with caution. The first time they banned you was temporary and I am the only reason that you are back in here. But if you keep on pushing and pushing your luck, then you may be banned permanently and this time for good!

Now on the lighter side, the only reason you are still alive in IPC and they did not kill you the second time is because of all these Iranian Gay, Lesbian and Transgender Rights groups. IPC kills one transsexual little faggot and for God’s sake, we never hear the end of it! Next thing you know, there will be Gay Pride Demonstrations and protests at our doorstep!

We have to call for police protections and condom delivery service to blockade the IPC Office so these Gaylas would not sneak in and shake their booties! If they get in the office, they surely plan to sweat it real good!

Last time the Monarchists killed you, these Gayla protestors almost broke down the gates of the IPC Office, rushed the yard and wanted to take over the office the same way that Iranian students took over the US Embassy in Tehran on 1979! But instead of Ahmadinejad (Hamadi Fil) and Massoumeh Ebtekar (Machine Gun Mary), we had these people rushed the IPC Office building. The last thing that we need is another Iranian Gay Protest and take over of the IPC building by these people:

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Arsham Parsi, Spokesperson and Secretary of Human Rights Affairs for the Persian Gay and Lesbian Organization. Gay Power!

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Dr. Ali Zarabi – Authority in Persian Gay Affairs
“The Iranian Closet” – Gay Power


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Check out this FruitCake!

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At first it was all Black and White ……….

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but Suddenly the protests got intense and in Rainbow Colors!

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Then The Agenda became Clear!
“One Large Bokon Bokon Capitalism” (Bache Kuni)


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This one threatened to replace Camran and take over the position of:
The IPC Political Consultant


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This one threatened to make a Coup de Tat and replace Amir and become:
The IPC columnist


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These ones threatened to jump my bones!

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This one tried to Force kiss me!

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Even Fellow Jews where there!
Is that Peter Khan Zendran on the left waving the Star of David Zionist Flag?
You know how he always waves banners, no?


Check this link out. In the middle of the page you will see, they look alike, no?
Peter Khan Zendran, a Solid Gay Activist
http://peterkhanzendran.blogspot.com/

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Peter Khan Zendran waving the Old glory Persian Flag

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Peter Khan Zendran does heavy weight lifting and busting his balls and hernia!
Notice Peter lives in a basement dungeon, gets no sunshine and that is why he is a pale Gimp!


BTW
Peter is now writing for Iranian.com! Just imagine how sophisticated (desperate) is Iranian.com that now Jahanshah Javid publishes Peter! I mean Peter's articles in comparison with other Kos o She'r by vatrious Kos Khols (published there) is like Shahnameh Ferdowsi (Killeeeeer)!


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Maryam is almost out of the “Closet”!

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They came out of the “Closet”! Way out …..

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Alexis Arquette went way out of the “Closet” into the Outer Space!

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Alexis Arquette with Jackie Beat

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Oh Boy! This boy will one day make one ugly woman!

ImageGay Persians at Gay Pride Parade

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Persian and International Transsexuals


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Gay Persians

These groups protested in front of IPC Building with the blessing of the:

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Little Gay Girls

And the:

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Big Gay Girls!

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Nasrallah was even there!

They were even responsored by the:

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President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and a Fellow Hezbollahi Muslim!

Now Susan, you be a good little Sheboy and do your duties as a Shetoy and you will be honored as the official Malijak of Darbar-e IPC. Keep pushing the boundaries and you will end up a Dead Transsexual and this time for good!

Because I like you,
Here are some educating sites for you to study:

Arsham Parsi - Iranian Queer Activist
(For Degarbashan-e Jensi Iran)
http://arshamparsi.net/

I dig that name:
Degarbashan! (Riooooooooooooot!)
Pure Persian Term: Degarbash
Bache Kuni must be a Degarbash!

The Iranian Closet
http://www.thegully.com/essays/iran/031 ... _iran.html

Transsexual Women Success Stories
http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/ ... lery1.html

List of Famous Transgender People
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tr ... red_people

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Now little one, I expect you to behave. OK Kuchulu, now go play around and do the Tranny Dance!

Gay Power

Ahreeman Bless you my child

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Postby peterkhanzendran » Tue May 15, 2007 10:11 am

Take my pic down from that slander you wrote about me you fucking kunpedar.
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Postby Ahreeman X » Sun May 27, 2007 6:17 pm

:ovweight: Dear Peter:

Are you trying to deny that you are a famous Gay Activist?
Are you trying to deny that you wave the fags?
Are you trying to deny that you are a Zionist Activist?
Are you trying to deny that you participate in Rainbow Parades?
Are you trying to deny that your nickname is the Mongolian Beef?

It’s Zeros (2000s), everything goes. :evillaugh:
Stop denial
Come out of the closet. :wave:

Stop War, Make Love :hippygirl:

I want to publish you as the Hot New Model for June! :vdance:

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Postby peterkhanzendran » Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:28 am

You're damm right I deny that shit kunpedar. I have NOTHING to do with that fag rights bullshit, never have and never will you fucking kunpedar.
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Postby LOJ » Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:10 pm

Boys, Boys, Boys....Now come on....I would say "kiss" and make up, but somehow I don't think that would be apropo for the moment....now Doc, I truly applaud your effort at trying to accept the "outcast" of society
in your post on "transgirdles" but you should try more tact. And why does Peter always get the brunt of
your frustration, he never seemed gay partisan to me :-k
Peter is ALL MAN TO ME :D

BTW:(NOTE ON RECENT RESEARCH)
FYI:
In all my recent research on Religion and trying to figure out why for over two thousand years we as

people have done penance for something we never should have had to feel guilty for in the first place, and

trying to justify my indulgence and need to feel guilt free or at least trying to, I decided to research

Satanism...and I stumbled upon some interesting historical facts regarding AHRIMAN (Angra Mainyu).
Satans transformation into a true bad guy did not really begin until the Persians defeated the Babylonians

and returned the Jews to Palestine from Babylonia; Seeking to make them allies the Persians even gave the
repatriated Jews money to rebuild the Temple.

But getting back to the reputation of SATAN lies within Zoroastrianism which is what PUT THE BAD REPUTATION ON THE FACE OF SATAN but also what I LEARNED gave a new outlook to most monotheisms is in its conceptualization of the genesis of Satan.
Most other religions see Satan as a fallen angel cast out of heaven either for disobeying God or rebelling where in this aspect Ahriman is seen as very much on PAR with AHURA MAZDA (Uhrmazd) The god of light or upper world...Some even believe they created the world together which explains why the world is such a mixture of good and evil...which is exactly why I found this so fascinating Because it fit with a philosophy thesis I began to write back in 2000. Way before I knew all this.
Some people think that Ahriman and Ahura Mazda are twins both fathered by the boundless TIME (Zurvan) however....Ahriman and his counterpart Ahura Mazda were both equivalents the only difference was one was evil and one was good.
BUT>>>>>>>in my quest for knowledge I did learn that Ahriman has a bit of a handicap.....it seems his creativity is not that great in the sense that he only answers with evil in "RESPONSE" to his so
called "brother" or "SISTER" :-k \:D/ PROVACATIONS of GOOD....e.g
Ahura Mazda creates life and Ahirman creates death....so dear you have a lot to learn and.... could it be that they aren't twins at all but... rather SCHIZO?? =D> =D>
Does this explain your bizarre behavior and your reaction formation or your sustained empathy of gay and lesbians????? Hmmmm, maybe your accusatory tone of Peter is what they refer to in psychology as a reaction formation????
Just fishing dear.....
I hope Ahura don't show up and someday SHOW YOU THE WAY :badgrin:
LUVS, LOLO/Pooh Bear/who loves you?
Thanks for the SuNSPOT =D>
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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:41 pm

Response to Lori's PM

Lori:
I thought that subject might get your attention, since your such a narcissistic person.

Well believe it or not i've never really read anything of yours e.g. the x diaries and so forth...but here I was after my fiance ....excuse me EX fiance did it again....ruined my trust............. no not by cheating, but anyway.....

I was bored at 8:55am and thats a miracle within itself since I usually don't rise until after 1pm unless I'm ....well lets say the libido calls....and yes mine is much like a mans or so I've been told

But after reading your bio of going from homeless to corporate manager I was impressed.... I think I actually saw somewhat of a HUMAN BEING emerge there....but you see dear you still have flaws.

Your whole ideology of loving your plants over humans is one big OXYMORON.

You say that you are an atheist, yet you quote from the Zoroastrianism doctrine, which might not actually define God/Allah as most monotheisms but still there lies entities titled good and bad (AHRIMAN/AHURA MAZDA).

You look at all the POSITIVE points about plants...I'm guessing somewhere in your past there was an individual who you admired that loved plants, because plants have the same type of behavior that animals do if you want to get technical.

Me PERSONALLY I ONLY TRUST MY CATS....cats are much smarter than dogs, because they can't be trained.

Animals are the true martyrs of humans, they blindly protect us, like you talk about owning some big dog for protection. WHAT A HYPOCRITE....you talk in one breath about how plants don't harm anyone yet you make some poor animal vulnerable for your own selfish reasons.

And who says plants don't harm things? POISON IVY IS A PLANT...now you will respond by saying that this is it's survival mechanism....well guess what....we all respond according to our survival mechanisms, given the situation. The only problem with humans is that we have too much time to think which leads to boredom which in the end ultimately produces undesirable affects/effects.....

Such as:
Manipulation tactics to hurt people for whatever reason.
So called experimentation with other members of the same sex....it's not enough to be content with our own natural state of existence, but once we get bored then....wah lah

And no I am not bi.....I did it once for a guy I was seeing THE WARDEN i was dating when i was a corrections officer back in 1989.
Ok now back to the subject at hand.

You have too many discrepancies in your XDIARIES, but you see I respect and "kinda" like you enough to not point these out....cuz I know your answer would be anger becuz you couldn't admit that your wrong....even though you ARE .

It's sad to admit after reading your diaries we have more in common and think more alike than I would ever say out loud.

I root for the UNDERDOG that is why I feel it necessary to stick up for Peter in IPC when you dog him ruthlessly.

I don't trust anyone either that is why I thought going with a "simplistic" type of person would be a change and might help.....WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
As I said my cats are my life.

I am not for any religion, since I see them as another form of prejudice, I do not swing any which way on the political ticket....not that I could vote anyway with my felonies

You see my benefits were that I've tried every religion out therefor I know a little bit about nothing....but some.... I was married the second time in a BAHA'I wedding. Until I found out after the ceremony we couldn't drink so I quickly kicked out the husband and wife team that married us so we could get on with our stupid drunken indulgence, since that was the only way I could keep him from hitting me (by letting him drink enough to pass out).

I became catholic after seeing the movie the THORNBIRDS and fell in love with a priest while going to college....so much to the point that I had my son go to Catholic school, and Father Sample and I became good buds.

My rationalization was that God put me there to test him out to see if he was worthy to be a priest....but in all reality I was just HORNY And he was fine.

Well needless to say after he finally invited me to the basement of the cathedral (St.Peters) to watch the movie the LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST...actually it was my idea the church was against that movie, but I told him in order to understand his parishoners he needed to be familiar with the movie.

Well it wasn't all my fault, he brought the BOX of wine, and NO WE DIDN't GET THAT FAR.....DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!!

But they did transfer him to someplace called Bark River, MI, which was out in the middle of Bum Fuck Egypt...poor guy.

So you see dear I have done my homework on religion.

But I still believe one thing......the mere fact that we can question our existence should tell us that there is something MORE!

No I'm not trying to convince you away from your pitchfork guy, but this is simply my belief....do I go to church or read the bible, torah, qur'an....not anymore unless for reference.

But all religions HAD good building blocks for moral rights, not that I think society is morally correct...shiite my mentor was Anna NICOLE, so whats that tell you.....
Just kidding....trying to see if your paying attention.

I don't idolize anyone, I like people, I respect what they do if I agree with it, if I don't then I either make their life hell or just walk away and let karma do it's THANG!
So there now you know and I still haven't a clue

But seriously, your XDIARIES were good bathroom reading and I wanted to let you know that you should keep up the good writing but try being the "DEVILS ADVOCATE" for "CHRISTS SAKE".......try to see both sides of human suffering and dillemmas. I can give advice all day long but doI use it?? NO, there seems to be something in my brain that when someone or something tells me that I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING no matter be it right or wrong......it just doesn't happen!
Go figure...
Luvs, Lori



My response to your PMs:


“Well believe it or not i've never really read anything of yours”


You have read everything written by me during the last 7 years. Donna lie woman, donna lie! You are addicted to my material.

“But seriously, your XDIARIES were good bathroom reading and I wanted to let you know that you should keep up the good writing”


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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:59 pm

Lori Dear:

One remark.

You see, we delete 20 applicant prospect members a day! Out of these 20 people, 10 are coming from your direction:

Spamers, Pornographers, Hookers, Pimps, Porn Movie Producers, Porn Site Owners, Perverts, Con Artists, other Degenerates ………….

These are the people who read your site and find their way to IPC from your site!

So in other words, by posting IPC links in your site, you are redirecting all the degenerates towards IPC, which we only have to delete their applications for membership, before they get in!

You are causing more work for us to delete them!

Spamers come from around the net but degenerates come from your sites!

Didn’t I tell you quit your sinful lifestyle?
These are the people who read your site!

“From philosopher to pornographer”
or
“From a Thinker to a Degenerate”
That would be the topic of your next book! :badgrin:

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Postby LOJ » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:30 pm

Whats with the suit and tie was it church day "downunder" ....???? No not in Austrailia?
Or did the big guy get MARRIED???? =D> =D>
Take it from someone who knows.....JUST DO IT :-: (get married that is) \:D/
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Postby Ahreeman X » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:50 am

Dear Daughter:

Ehem, Ahem, Aheeeem.....

C’mon here, sit on my lap and let me tell you a story …….

You need to expand your horizons and comprehend that there is a world beyond your little Midwestern, redneck, cybersex, multiple marriage, bang o salavat world!

Evolve Lori ………… Evolve!

In a society beyond the 4WDs, Boon Towns, desperate housewives, bang me now and pay me later hickville towns, there exists a brand new world! Face it!

In this world, far away from midwest, people wear other clothing than bikinis in backyards and they spend their time elsewhere than laying on the deck outback, cyber sexing and they have jobs other than being a Madam (murder, riot)!

In this world, there live distinguished gentlemen of high status and class. Such gentlemen often dress in fashionable attires and wardrobes.

You see my child, in this world, unlike the Midwest, people do not dress only for occasions of Church, Funeral and Wedding! In this world out there, distinguished gentlemen often dress for banquets, receptions, formal parties, night gatherings and official bashes and other extravaganzas.

This is where you will notice gentlemen wearing bow ties, suits, tuxedos and a single flower on the chest. This is the exciting world of business, high status society, class and aristocracy.

In this world, people do not always ride John Deer tractors and lawnmowers or Baba Johnson’s tool! In this word people often spend time socializing with other characters than cyber hookers, porno lords, madams, cheap pornographers, two bit stripers, retarded derelicts, Mongolian beefs, and $5 whores!

This is a world absolutely different than your Midwestern redneck boon town where the social activities consist of Bowling or Balling!

So you see my dear daughter, fashionable dress code in this world, does not limit itself to church, funeral and wedding!

I do comprehend that possessing lack of culture is not your fault. After all, some of us have been consorting with Rednecks and Arabs all our lives! Unfortunately, some of us have not seen beyond the boundaries of Hickville, Boneville Trailer community and Abu Dabi! This is where Ahreeman comes in to educate and splash a dash o class and culture to the misfortunates’ lives! Not to worry, Ahreeman does this service for free (I kill me)!

I do hope that I have educated you about the brave new world out there and outside the Hickville!

Well thank you, thank you very much, thank you much …… (Elvis style with a lip twitch)!

Pardon me, but now I have to go for my constitutional ……….

Bon Soir Mon Ami


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An Islamo-Pedophile Gay Dream with Ahmadinejad!

Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:57 pm

An Islamo-Pedophile Gay Dream with Ahmadinejad!

Folks:

Consider this the preview of my future humor piece.

I had a Islamo-Pedophile Gay Dream with Ahmadinejad in it!

This is so bizarre! This morning I woke up due to 2 reasons:

I. A smack across the head by Blondie!
II. A Woody by Haji Kuchike!

Why you ask? Allow me to tell you a story …

I had a pedophile gay dream with Ahmadinejad present! Strange you say? Well I’ll be damned! Soon I need to write a humor piece about it:

Mid Summer Gay Dreams!

So in a nutshell, Blondie, Ahmadinejad, 3 kids and myself were sitting nude in a modern extra large bathtub, which was placed on the sidewalk next to the gate of our old house in Sepah Avenue, Tehran, Iran (now possessed by Mullahs)! Fire Hydrant was screwed open, water was splashing all over us. Ahmadinejad had a pasdar uniform on and then next minute he became naked!

All of us were sitting on the edge of the tub, chit chatting (Anishtok migoftim)! It was all innocent, we were not having sex or anything but we were planning on having some!

So we told the kids to run around and play, and we told Blondie to bring us drinks. Then there was only Ahmadinejad and me, alone in the tub!

Next thing you know, Ahmadinejad was crawling on his stomach on the sidewalk, telling jokes and acting silly (like a Marmulak reptile). He was so funny and humorous. I told him: You must be the funniest pasdar, which I had ever seen……….. and I was cracking up laughing at his jokes that suddenly Blondie woke me up!

Blondie: Ahreeman? Ahreeman? Why are you laughing in your sleep?
Ahreeman: It’s better than having nightmares and screaming like you!
B: Why are you laughing?
X: Ha Ha Hee Hee, so funny ………
B: What?
X: I was having an Islamo-Pedophile Gay Dream with Ahmadinejad! It was so funny and I was in the middle of chatting with Ahmadinejad and laughing at his jokes that you interrupted my dream!
B: Khak bar saret konan!
X: Baba Anishtok migoftim, we were reminiscing…
B: You sick twisted pervert! Martikeye Ravani …
X: No it was all innocent ……. ( And I told her the whole dream)!
B: There is something really wrong with you. So twisted …. (She whacked me across my head)!
X: Why do you hit me? We were not having an orgy! It was all innocent! We were just nude!
B: Didn’t I tell you, all Persian men are gay?
X: Honey it was just a dream ……..
B: A Gay Pedophile dream with children and Ahmadinejad?
X: But children were only playing around and Mahmoud was only joking around!
B: You say Mahmoud, like he is your Pesar Khaleh (Cousin)!
X: Actually he is quite humorous…
B: I know you have serious psychological problems!
X: But sweetheart?
B: Sweetheart my ass, you need professional help…….
X: So I need professional help only because of an innocent dream?
B: This is the most twisted sick psychotic bull Shiite I have ever heard!
X: But Honey Suckle, it was only a Mid Summer Gay Dream!
B: With children and Ahmadinejad?
X: Well honey, Prophet Mohammed had sex with 6 year olds! It is Halaal in Islam to …
B: I know soon or late you’ll turn Akhund, with beard, mustache, tasbih and Aba!
X: But Mooshi, it was an innocent little dreamy poo!
B: With little kids and Ahmadinejad in the tub?
X: You were there too!
B: Thanks a lot for sharing your twisted orgies with me!
X: But honey it was only a wet dream!
B: Why do you have a hard on?
X: It was such a turn on! Could not help myself!
B: Sick bastard!
X: But Haji Kuchike is always up 5 AM! Heybatesho eshq ast!
B: Go see a psychiatrist …….
X: Honey, Freud said it is all normal!
B: Freud was a sick mother ………. Just like you!
X: But blossom bosom it was a silly dream ….
B: You are a sick son of a ………
X: But seriously this is strange. They say you dream at night about the issues, which you think about them during the day! But I was not thinking about Mahmoud and children during the day! Well maybe here and there I was reading stuff about politics but not actually ………
B: Oh shut up and don’t include me in your Islamic sick orgies.
X: Sorry honey, next time I exclude you!
B: I am telling you, all Persian men are gay!
X: That is not true ……
B: God damn Persian men ………………..

What kind of sick twisted dream was that? How on Earth have I dreamt of that? What the hell does it mean? Strangely, Peter the Gimp (Peter Khan Zendran, the famous Gay Activist) was not in it!

The funny ting was that while all of us were in the tub, people were walking all over the sidewalk, going about their business as usual! It must be all due to my exhibitionist nature! I often enjoy walking around naked in the house and garden. I just let Haji Kuchike loose, getting some fresh air! Neighbors often get to peep or openly view Haji! I even walk nude next to the windows, while people in the street driving by. At first they turn their heads to the right and take a quick look and then look straight forward to the street, but suddenly with unbelieving eyes, they once more turn their heads to the right and stare at my naked body! They probably ask themselves: What the hell is that hairy twisted Persian guy doing standing naked by the window?

In my opinion, they have no business looking up at the second floor of my house, into my office window, rather than keeping their eyes on the road! If they must peek in to my house, then let them get blinded by Haji Kuchike’s site (Heybat)! Bunch of God Damn nosey people!

Dear Lord O Mighty ……. Dear me! Bless my adventurous soul!

This was one of the funniest dreams, which I ever had. I surely must write a humor piece about it.

The strange thing is that I often have nightmares about Mullahs but this one was a wet dream! I don’t know, there’s something about Ahmadinejad (Riot)!

You guys are damn lucky because you always get the first glance at my future stories. I always share my episodes with yous, because I lovese lovese lovese loves yous……..

Here are some more Twisted Episodes, especially for yous. Dig in and enjoy:

A Persian Gay, Lesbian and Transsexual Note!
The Gay Pictorial Report of the Century!
Part 1
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/persi ... /index.htm
Part 2
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/persi ... /index.htm
Part 3
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/persi ... /index.htm


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Postby peterkhanzendran » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:20 pm

GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT YOU KUNPEDAR. I HAVE NEVER BEEN NO FAG ACTIVIST, NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL. I EVEN BET THAT IS YOU WHO IS GOING AROUND AND IMPERSONATING ME ONLINE.
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Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:08 pm

Dear Peter :ovweight: :

“Kun Pedar”


Rioooooooot, this is a classic! I love it. Have you created this one?

Don’t be a Homophobe, don’t have fear of homosexuality and don’t be a conspiracy theorist assuming that I pretend that I am you!

Come out of the closet Peter, the sooner the better. Face the music, the older you get, the Mongolian Gay Blood is taking you over.

Why are you keep on denying that you are a Zionist Gay Activist?

The rumors are that you are trying to get a sex change to become a woman, so you can start freely to have a lesbian relationship with a known Turkmen Iranian woman! Do you deny this exposing rumor all over the Iranian community?

I even saw “ear rings” on you in the parade!

Do you deny that you are going to become a Transgender Zionist Gay Activist?
Don’t lie to me Peter, I know you forever.
Ahreeman don’t play that!

BTW
Who lifts weight with a suit on? Only a Gay Turkmen would do that! If you lie to me, then at least be honest with yourself! \:D/

Face it Peter. If you can’t fight them, then join them!

I will always be here for you and willing to help you to come out of the closet! :devgrin:

Rainbow Power :gay:

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Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:36 pm

[-X Bad Bad Bad Peter!

Now Peter, why would you go and delete the picture in your site, so I can’t link to it and include you in the Gay Parade?

Not to worry, I have all your pictures, so I replaced the bad link with two new ones!

Haven’t you seen my new Gay series with you participating in Leather and Rainbow Parade? Dig in. You are all over the place!

Peter are you actually denying this:

ImageImage
L. Gimp
R. Peter Khan Zendran
Are you sure the Gimp and Peter are not the same? They have similarities:
Fat Heads, Pale Skins, Big Tities, Chubby Bodies and they both play with sex S&M toys!


Come out of closet Peter, you will feel better :badgrin:

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Postby peterkhanzendran » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:03 am

LISTEN YOU KUNPEDAR WOPTARD, I NEVER WAS A FUCKING FAGET, NEVER WAS A CLOSET FAG, AND NEVER WILL BE YOU AMRIKAN KUNPEDAR WOPTARD.
ALSO YOU ASK WHAT KIND OF MAN LIFTS WRIGHTS WITH A SUIT ON, ONE THAT IS OBVIOUSLY STRONGER THAN YOU. NOW IF YOU CLAIM TO BE IRANIAN GET OFF YOUR KUN AND SHUT YOUR LIES AND STOP TALKING LIKE A WOPTARD.
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LETS CHANGE AND MAKE A DIFFERECE GUYS THIS TIME FOR REAL

Postby LOJ » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:50 pm

Ahreeman & Peter you both are such highly intelligent individuals that you fail to see the forest through the trees. ....
You can use your resources and intellect together not only to conquer and lead but to take Iranian culture far Far FAR into the future and make it what no other culture has been made into or onto this promised land of welcoming immigrants. I personally don't see America as one land of people who have the right to accept or deny the rights of others. My own personal opinon. WAY TOO COMPLEX FOR THIS POST but you two my friends and somewhat minor mentors can RULE WITH BACKBONE , you have the humor, the knowledge, the strength, the love hate relationship...and the veiwers choice award. Not to mention ME \:D/
I will continue to be your "MARY HART" along with influential mentoring when needed...and of course spelling corrections PRN (btw: that means as needed in nursing terms :-k While you teach we not only grow as a PERSIAN NATION, but you expend your power and the intellect into the crowd and in the end you not only have your goal accomplished, you might even have that one goal that might even be recognized someday.....
You and Ahreeman running for President and Vice President....Now theres the day that would be the one where I would have to meet the two of you so that we all three can disable the myth that we all three are truly REAL and not just SUPERHEROES that most claim us to be.
I don't know about you but I myself would like to be just thought of as your average everyday citizen.
Now with this book......We should publish it ourselves and Promote it....if we get out heads together and out of our arses....we might stem to make some money....Have you looked at my space and my friends.....One is Dennis Eggers he writes and produces for Willie Nelson and Emmylou Harris.
And then there is Hayedey...the Iranian singer. And Graehm Goble just look at these profilesl I mean these people want to promote and help my book but no publisher yet....so what do you think guys.......we can implicate peters problems and anyhing else in good taste....Of course with a good attorney. I am sending this out to you both.
Anny comments from the peanut factory would be greatly appreciated.....
Luvs, Lori
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