The Mighty “Lawrence of Persia
in The House alive and well!
Surely missed your mug!
For this occasion, our local Bantu Band will perform an oldie but a goodie:
Please welcome …..
The Negro Boy Wonder and the Chunky Big Booty Gheto Gals Chorus
Robert is back and he’s full of surprises …
GayLa GayLa Robert’s back …
He gonna have a tactic to Frag the Mullahs ….
GayLa GayLa Robert’s back …
About time to show up back in here, you son of a bitch, you African American, you Grandson of Ian Smith, you Bantu Maloun
BTW, this is amazing that for decades the UN, EU and the West had turned the other way and the blind eye to Mugabe’s regime’s atrocities and now after 30 years that the richest nation in Africa (Rhodesia) had turned to the poorest nation in Africa (Zimbabwe), all of a sudden the world’s attention is on Mugabe! Why all of a sudden? There must be something in it for the west or UN!
First, why are you shouting?
I am getting blinded by your ex large font
! Are you posting for visually impaired? Too much Masturbation causes blindness, is that why you post ex large font? Have you been spanking the monkey all these years of disappearance from IPC? Have you been doing it in duo with Mugabe? Was it fun? Was it joyful? Stop screaming (Ex Large Font), I am not deaf nor blind! God damn Bantu Maloun!
“What are you doing with yourself these days, if I may ask?”
So much that it is way too much to write about!
“I mean, apart from running this little website of yours. ;) “
I know you are just trying to get on my nerves! Little website, ha? I’ll show you what’s little when you get to San Diego!
“You will see something on this forum today that will get your attention. Mark my words. “
I’m impatiently awaiting the Miracle of Maloun!
Hey wait a second, you’re not going to take your shorts off, are you?
“I will be doing some updating, some polishing up, of some of my articles. I will keep you posted. “
I do not update people’s articles. No more janitorial job for me! Instead, start writing new articles so I can publish them. What do you think this is? Readers Digest or Dr. Ruth’s Weekly Column to be updated?!
You should write new articles, your travel logs across United States, New Ahreemania episodes, …
“Persians have only one word for Freedom, Azadi. How many words do Persians have for penis? Kir, bol bol, shadool, shoombool, dool, Haji Kuchikeh . . . etc etc. And I don't even know Persian. “
Weall (as the great Ronald Reagan used to say), Persians are trying hard to reach the true state of “Freedom” through liberating their Hojaj Kuchikan! Let them all hang out freely so eventually they will reach True Freedom! Amen!
“As Catayoun would say, Iranian men think more with the brain between their legs than with the brain between their ears. And Catayoun is right.”
Catayoun qalat kard ba to (Frag Catayoun and you both)!
“What do you expect them to do without leadership?”
You mean Reza Pahlavi
is not a great leader
(Murder, riot, Killer …)?!
What is with the Avatar picture of Mosadeq
? Are you trying to say that Mosadeq is Haj Maloun? Is this sarcasm? Or are you a Jebhei now? Or just trying to get on my nerves? Mosadeq had a large nose, do you think his dick was also large? How about his balls? Any research you may have done on these issues?
We should soon start a new debate in the formal debates room, maybe it should be called:
“Change in Iran
” (How to Methods)?
BTW, any opinion on this:
Future of Iran
Robert, I read through you like a clear glass. I even know which searches (shown in statistics sites) are done by you to promote IPC! I can figure all your track marks on the net to see what are you up to.
The only question is that what have you been doing for all these missing years from IPC? Well except the Group Masturbation sessions with Mugabe in Salisbury, Oops sorry I mean Harare?
Donna lie Bantu Maloun, Donna lie infidel ……
But seriously, have you ever went back for a visit? Or maybe for a mission ordered by the “Company”?
Gorg Ali the Exiled Wolf
Gorg Ali dar Qorbat