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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Lori She Devil :

Your book is updated and the 3rd edition (you revised it 3 times so far) has been published. I have been working on it for 2 hours: 11.30 PM to 1.30 AM. Have in mind that I sleep usually on 9 PM! I revised the whole bloody thing! New photos, photo shop, new additions, revised prologue, new design, etc. I even linked it under the updates on the right column of the homepage (great promo).

Yes, I have been receiving your 101 love letters, but please have in mind that:

I. Once a book is published in IPC, we do not revise it set aside 2nd or 3rd edition it! Many desire for me to do so, but I ignore them. I am not authors’ janitor! Frag you all!

II. Can you possibly comprehend how busy I am? You do understand that IPC is the largest Iranian website on the net, right? Do you really think that I have time to do this?

III. You better start worshiping me because I would not do this even for my mother! I changed my mind, you better get down on your knees and resume the position and take care of Haji Kuchikeh!

IV. So let’s see, by now, how many favors you owe me? Hmmmmmmmmm?! You are just using me (as usual) to climb the ladder of fame and fortune.

V. Bitch, where is my Red Maserati? How many more years shall I wait? I have been waiting for so long that the grass grew under my feet! Remember that great Persian expression? I emptied a space in the garage for it, but you never delivered! Soon the space will be filled. In a few months I will be purchasing one of those new 2010 Mercedes Benz GLK SUV, I am debating between a metallic blue or a metallic red one! Soon I have to start selling automobiles, cause between my Benz, BMW, SUV, Bike and upcoming Benz SUV, I will have no more room left in my garage for the Maserati! But then again, you are full o Shiite as usual! No good hussy, that’s what you are!

VI. Babe, it is not that I am ignoring you, but I am dead busy. Relax, soon or late I respond to your desires and e-mails (as I just done). Have I ever failed or abandoned you? I got your back (as always).

VII. Who loves you baby?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?

Ponder on starting a new debate together (if we get time), maybe on Philosophy, Gay Marriage or Abortion or …….
Best with the new book …..

Ps:
Why haven’t you joined the new movement in IPC MySpace? Read all about it under the updates in IPC homepage.

Ps2:
Yes I am a slow follow up, it only took me a few years to get back to this topic! BTW, What the hell does your post have to do with this topic? Do you have any input on the Alien Factor? Stop spamming my topic for your personal benefit (book)!

Ps3:
I almost forgot ..... I linked your site in your author's profile index.

Cheers baby

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:46 pm    Post subject: THANK YOU VERY MUCH DEAR!! Reply with quote

Well, well, well, haven't we gone out of our way to do such an outstanding job, not only for your website but as a personal favor to me. And who knows you might get that maserati yet. I'm indebted to you...honestly no shiiting. I have been so wrapped up with this author rep and doing edits, and not to mention all the time I spend at Henry Ford Hospital getting those physical ailments taken care of as well.
Like I said you did a superb job and I mean that from the bottom of the heart that you think I don't have:)
I will become involved with the myspace movement as soon as it allows me to sign up. Everytime I did they told me my last name or email was incorrect...I don't know how the hell that could happen. I used the same name and email that I signed up at myspace for.
You have been busy...I LOVE YOUR PLAYLIST on myspace, but why isn't there any heyadey?
I will get back with you with the full edit as soon as I get it done, hopefully tomorrow. Luvs, LoLo
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear:

Quote:
“Well, well, well, haven't we gone out of our way to do such an outstanding job, not only for your website but as a personal favor to me. And who knows you might get that maserati yet.”


Let’s see, this is the 6th year that you are keep on keeping on promising me a Red Maserati! You are so full of it that people may mistaken you with an American politician!

“Dentists, Politicians and IPC Authors (such as Lori Forouzandeh) are like diapers, once a while they need to be changed!”
(Ahreeman X)

For your info, today I just felt like purchasing a new automobile, so this is one of my favorite hobbies to give hard time to the car dealers! You see, in this economy, they need to sell cars but I don’t have to buy one! So they practically give me blow jobs to buy one! I give them hell to get a great deal!

So today, 3 months in to 2009, I bought a 2010 automobile! Can you believe it? 3 months in to the year and they are already selling 2010s! Economy must be fragged, thanks to your liberal cronies Obama, Pelosi and Reid!

I purchased a brand new 2010 Mercedes Benz GLK 350 4Matic Sports Package SUV. This SUV is a state of the art. Since last year that I purchased my Mercedes Benz C 300 Sports Package Luxury Sedan, the technology of Mercedes Benz had evolved so much that there are a great number of new gadgets, features and toys in this new SUV which they did not exist last year! The performance and take off is much smoother and better than my 2009.

So now, there is bad news and good news!

The bad news is that now I have no more room in my garage for the Maserati! Between my BMW, Benz, SUV, Bike, and the new Benz SUV, there is no room left for the Maserati! Unless I start selling cars which I will do soon!

The good news is that now you can officially roll that Maserati in between a Burrito Tortilla and shove it up your you know where, as a nutritious Mexican delicacy!

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“ I'm indebted to you...honestly no shiiting. I have been so wrapped up with this author rep and doing edits, and not to mention all the time I spend at Henry Ford Hospital getting those physical ailments taken care of as well.
Like I said you did a superb job and I mean that from the bottom of the heart that you think I don't have:) “


Lori Shirazi,

You Bull Shiiting, opportunistic, cold hearted user slut! You have as much heart and compassion in you as Obama got an honest bone in his body! Obama is a compulsive liar and you are a compulsive Bull Shiiter!

Quote:
“I will become involved with the myspace movement as soon as it allows me to sign up. Everytime I did they told me my last name or email was incorrect...”


Oh please ……….. spare the world! This is what you need to do before you get involved with the IPC MySpace Movement:

In this order
a) Put down the bottle of booze (Yes You Can, Obama’s cheesy slogan).
b) Put down the bottle of pills (Change we need, more Obama’s cheesy slogans).
c) Try getting out of bed before 2 PM daily!
d) Try memorizing your home address.
e) Try sleeping on the bed at 3 AM every morning after sex with various men, rather than crashing on the floor next to your pussy (cat)!
f) Try to remember alphabet: A B C D ……
g) Try to remember the URLs to IPC Website and Forum.
h) Try to remember where did you post this post, so you don’t have to e-mail me and ask me where is it?!
i) Try a new breakfast which does not include Vodka with a Bear Chaser item!
j) Try getting a Real Job for a change rather than getting supported by Horney Old Farts and Sex Perverts!
k) Start acting like an author by cleaning up and clearing up your two bit Porn Operation, Escort Service and Madam Business! ………………. Oh wait a second, you already done this one! Now that’s what I call progress!

So first, move on out of the bed and only then you can start The Movement!

Quote:
“I don't know how the hell that could happen. I used the same name and email that I signed up at myspace for. “


No you did not! You only changed 3 e-mails during the last year! But you can’t even remember!

This is Lori.
This is Lori’s brain.
This is Lori’s brain on drugs!
Children, don’t become Lori!
And that was today’s Moral lesson by Poppa Ahreeman for the IPC Juveniles!

Quote:
“You have been busy...I LOVE YOUR PLAYLIST on myspace, but why isn't there any heyadey?”


Ehem, ehhh….hem, ehem, I choked on that one!

Lori Shirazi,

You Dahati, Qorbati, Kakoli, Bi Savad, Ding Dong:

It is Hayedeh (singer), not Heyadey!
The hell is Heyadey?
Is it a new word for shriveled up Shirazi Shambool?
Or is it like a term o endearment for Shirazi Cowboys with kolah namadi when they get upon their donkeys and whip the donkey, screaming: Hey-A-Day (like Hee Haw)!?????

Quote:
“I will get back with you with the full edit as soon as I get it done, hopefully tomorrow. Luvs, LoLo”


No you did not! Instead you sent me the same Bull Shiite cheesy paragraph that you have been sending me for the past century! In this paragraph, you still got the URL for the IPC site and forum wrong! No wonder you get lost in cyber space and can’t even find your own posts here!

After 6 years, you still don’t know where you are or where you are going in cyber space!
Once again:

Children, pay attention,

This is Lori.
This is Lori’s brain.
This is Lori’s brain on drugs!
Children, don’t become Lori!
And that was today’s Moral lesson by Poppa Ahreeman for the IPC Juveniles!

Amen!

PS:
Please tinkle before crashing on the floor drunk and drugged up on 3 AM, because the maid simply cannot lift you up no more in a pool of your pee! You are too heavy for the Mexican maid! The poor maid already called me and begged me to discuss the issue with you!

So make sure to tinkle before crash and make sure to not sprinkle when you tinkle, and if you do, then don’t forget to wipe up the seat! What did you say? You don’t have a Shambool to sprinkle? Hey, you been OD for such long time, you never know, maybe you grew one during the comatose which you been having since 2002!

Just copy and paste what I sent you instead of your own Gibberish as my info for your book! Can you handle that? Or do I have to chew the food and put it in your mouth?!

Lori,

Who loves you baby?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?

Loves

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:09 pm    Post subject: AWWW Reply with quote

These long replies from you only tell me how much you must think of me on a daily basis and how much you've REALLY MISSED me that you just couldn't wait to pour out your heartfelt love. And yes I know how to read what is really under all that BS. So what is up with the SUV, do you have kids yet?
If not when are you going to bless the world with them. And dear just FYI, I no longer sleep on the floor, I live in a mansion and it's supported by moi. And the only drug I'm on...is well we will keep that one in the closet, because it will only make you jealous.
Luvs, LoLo
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Poo Bear Sister Bear :

The issue here is not your wealth. Of course you live in a mansion and you have a beautifully crafted King Size bed to sleep in. But the question is if you are able to make it to the bed every night (I mean early morning)? You try to make the bed, but you often crash on the floor (on your way to the bed), half naked over dosed and over loaded! Or else we all know that you are a well off girl. Everyone knows Madams and Gold Diggers are well off! After all Whores and Sugar Daddies are good sources of producing wealth (riot, murder, killer)!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:02 pm    Post subject: Alien Factor Reply with quote

Alien Factor

Up-to-date new and complete version
Ancient Aliens Scientific Theory

Part One
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/alien-factor1/index.htm

Part Two
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/alien-factor2/index.htm
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:33 am    Post subject: I will .... Reply with quote

Only a person like me can look past a comment such as yours. You see when one realizes that not only can they be intelligent in life without being insecure due to a vast majority of reasons, then they start to see the true definition of the word EMPATHY. Which is what I feel for you now....and if you figure out what I mean by this or if anyone else does and gets it right, then email me your answer with AHREEMAN as the subject. Your prize will be a free signed book Applause
Ahemm........now Doc do you know why I'm even actually doing this?
It's morning and yes I'm up so you can see I've adhered myself to a "NEW" routine Shoosh
Now can you also get back to me PRIVATELY on that letter I sent you the other day that someone sent me. PLEASE, despite everything I still trust you, after all you don't have to be more intelligent than me for me to trust you so you fit that category Dancing
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:58 pm    Post subject: Aliens ? Reply with quote

<blockquote>How could primitive Egyptians with their primitive tools, drag gigantic heavy stones up the air to build the pyramids? Even today's machinery has a hard time to move so many huge stones & shape a flawless work of art such as pyramids!</blockquote>

Take a look here :

www.theforgottentechnology.com
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:35 pm    Post subject: New Ancient Aliens Series 2010 Reply with quote

New Ancient Aliens Series 2010

Ancient Aliens Series 2010
A Magnificent Research Documentary
History Chanel presents:



Ancient Aliens Series 2010
Preface: Chariots Gods and Beyond
Chapter I: The Evidence
Chapter II: The Visitors
Chapter III: The Mission
Chapter IV: Closer Encounters
Chapter V: The Return


Ancient Aliens Series 2010
Preface: Chariots Gods and Beyond
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scli1GD3d9o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbyMlqr_K0Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1QLWYt-Vw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXdWq_HjMGQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGZK3MhJe_0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIHig0Tykn8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2JQXAriB7w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Xf7V-_KhM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgR3R0FhbS0

Ancient Aliens Series 2010
Chapter I: The Evidence
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox3j7eGL4B8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVr7bwsw20M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLFbuu-mHl0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbykwZXjHR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxNQaSi4kXw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohcYb4MEoFw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne7ZVLLWKHk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3desAp3SDfQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7wNrjFD6Uo

Chapter II: The Visitors
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaVmMYK1SEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mzGBOhrhg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXN7jZdh3PA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YZP4weONKs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHvE0YZzbvY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdquu-w1mEU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w9qrkOVYU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0kkgo-kLB4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPyVmyS5dgY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCGs-MFz9DQ

Chapter III: The Mission
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JysoZjmxZcQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAoN0WMtwGQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uI53KIFe6k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_btevm5fxCM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrgcLlPsSk8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0EiJ7-XAvc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r89Au5Flatw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMtBmp2G_Wg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBzHTohnKZQ

Chapter IV: Closer Encounters
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P8NyaERNpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDyToc1SSxo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=visw5QWD7qs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeeJBBy-1Qw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4TSeX39j7U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6cdkGT7gU8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vYiqgyGQXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfA0PBVAy6g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnTx4DqhJE8

Chapter V: The Return
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZz_-TMGTSw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCq-NqW_aAo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f9TOUjfOaE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOAUvVkYYao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRAjiNJVD5c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC3KrlCSWz0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXev29yjw20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBEeGLldL1g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTSfDF2dvQg

For more information, read:

The Alien Factor Series
Chapter I: Macro Analysis
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/alien-factor1/index.htm
Chapter II: Micro Analysis
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/alien-factor2/index.htm
Alien Factor Discussion Thread
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=381

Theory of Everything
Chapter I: The Basic Concepts
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/theory-everything1/index.htm
Chapter II: Parallel Universes
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/theory-everything2/index.htm
Theory of Everything Discussion Thread
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=622

Iran Philosophy Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/philosophy/index.htm

The Truth is out there ……
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