Dear Peter Khan:
Pay attention boy!
Get your thumb out of your mouth, stop sucking it, you are not a teenager anymore!
Stand straight, pull up your pants, buckle up them pants, chest out, belly in, back straight in orderly fashion. Pay attention,
this is not some Bozo in the New England Radical, Whacked Job, cereal box joint, talking to you! This here is Ahreeman talking to you!
Yeeeeeeeees you called?!
"Get your facts straight."
Thats what my Elementary School Teacher used to tell me!
"I do NOT run a coin shop,"
I must have heared that a million times during your arguments with many other members in the old club! Maybe for whatever reason, they were under the impression that you did! But I know that you are a coin collector as a hobby. But the fact is that you are still making a good living, thanks to Capitalistic system of America.
" nor have I been to the DNC."
Now this one, I remember first hand & my Ahreemanic Digital Memory does not makes mistakes! You specifically stated that somehow you were outside DNC to beat up Right Wing Demonstrators or protest against them! You talk so much Bull Shiite that you forget what you said!
" Plus Tito's philosophy has worked as Qaddafi, Castro, and others have demonstrated."
Oh Lord, you are the long lost crazy little brother that I have never had, correct?!
You know what? Many get pissed off by your crazy behavior but me, oh no, not @ all!
I love keeping you around for strictly entertainment reasons!
Where else can we find a Conspiracy Theorist, Insane Anarchist, Megalomaniac, Radically Violent, Way Out There, Crazy Little Brother like you, all in one!?
So according to you, Castro's & Khaddafi's Regimes are functional, correct?
Peter, be honest, what has really happened in Belgrade? What is this strange tie between you & Tito?
"Maybe you should speak with Aria more about me, "
Lori, Aria, Omid, Ghods, Muhammed al Mubhi (Mamubhi), Shahrzad (BB), and you, were amongst the Absolute Way Way Out There members of IPC, ever seen on this Earth!
"I support those who are in the right for Iran."
Then why don't you support me? I am the best thing that has happened to Iran since Nun Sangak (bread) for under Kabob Kubideh?! Don't you love Nun Zir Kaboby?
" Mullahs may be bad, "
Hell no! They been only misunderstood! Deep inside they are good people!! They are so kind hearted!
"but Iran has still progressed under their rule in many ways. "
But of course she did! 4 permanent wives (Aqdi) for every man & unlimited number of Temporary Wives (Siqeh) for the same man! Where else in the world do we have such progress? Also, there has been much advanced models of Aftabeh (Islamic Toilet Pitcher), & Na'leyn (Islamic Flip Flops) introduced to Iranian Market since 1979! This was exactly what Shah was talking about when he was speaking of "The Great Civilization"! Thanks to Mullahs, not that we reached it, yet we already passed it behind & now we are on our way to "The Beyond Civilization"!
Let me tell you something, whatever you call progress during IRI, had to be 50 times more, if the IRI would have never happened in Iran! Don't give any credit to Mullahs for whatever little that has been achieved! Give credit to Persian Ingenuity that still progressed Iran even under strict reactionary rules of Mullahs!
"Where is she anyway?"
What am I? Do you think I keep track on every psycho who steps in IPC? She is probably in Looney Bin, where you should be!
"Plus as far as my behavior goes notice nobody here has given me trouble yet."
Peter, your first name is Trouble & your last name is Issues! You are an incident waiting to happen!
"Peter Khan Zendran"
You mean Peter The Turkmeno Mongoliano Aryano ILkhan?!
"Monarchy may be good but reza pahlavi, who is not even a pahlavi,"
Listen Peter, I got 2 questions for you:
1. Do you have any evidence about this issue?
2. If not, then are you insane or do you only pretend to be insane?
I mean for Allah's sake, are you blind? 8)
Put a picture of RP and Shah next to each other and from a Mile Away, you can see the same face structure, chin, eyes, hair line and specifically the nose! The damn nose! The Zucchini Nose! Of course RP's nose is turning to an Egg Plant Nose!
I admit Shah, despite the big nose, was a handsome man, & as he got older, he aged like wine, but RP, oh lord! I don't know what went wrong! As he gets older, he is becoming sort of deranged! Kind o mushed like Torshi Liteh!
But back to the issue, any two bit bozo can see that RP is son of Shah and a Pahlavi! The picture speaks better than 100 Genealogy test!
Even Anne Kline Pahlavi looks like Shah, Shams and Ashraf! Every Pahlavi looks like a Pahlavi. Just look @ the structure of the face, eyes, chin & the Damn Bloody Nose!
What is your evidence?
Just because years ago, some crazy woman in Iran said that she was the daughter of Shah switched @ birth with RP and then the Wako Left grabbed this news & documented it without any evidence, so now you make such insane accusations?!
That woman is in Looney Bins now! Even Mullahs know she is full of it, otherwise, they would have make her to take a DNA Test!
Listen, no one is more critical of Reza Pahlavi than I am! (@ least among the people who are not his enemies)! Don't you think if there was a shred of evidence or truth about this case, I would have rubbed it in RPs face, every day of his life?! I mean I am not keen @ all on RP & I have a very low oppinion of him as a leader but lets be fair, he is my fellow opposition member and for sure he is son of Shah. Maybe the unworthy son of Shah but still do not deny the man his blood line!
What do have against RP? Is it a Penis Envy?!
Personally before I open my mouth, I make sure that I can prove what am I about to say! Unlike Hizbollahis & Shahollahis, I do not run rhetorics out of my mouth, due to fanaticism & no evidence! So before you speak, think first! Do you have any hard core evidence when making such bizaar statements?
Everyone else would ignore you & laugh @ you but you are like my long lost insane little brother! I feel responsible for you! I only tell you this for your own good!
Actually when you make twisted insane accusations or obcert crazy talks like you done 100 times in the past, then people from outside IPC hear you! This is a public forum & everyone can read it, so when people read your rhetorics, they pass judgement on us! In fact there was this Sissy Lilly Ass boy elsewhere who said, all IPC members are Lampoon Low Life Thugs who are insane!
So please behave, because you are not damaging only yourself but you ruin the prestige of IPC members in general!
People pass judgement against us, because of your Out There Statements!
" is nothing more than an American collaborator who's actions will ruin Iran."
Golly Gee, you say the same thing about me!
Actually remember when once Reza Pahlavi, Head of CIA, and I, accidentally farted @ the same time & right away you screamed to the world that all 3 of us are collaborators?! And of course, next I added also Haji Kuchike to the list as the 4th collaborator, collaborating with us?!
Remember when RP, CIA Agent (Robert), Haji Kuchike & myself were sitting on a round table & collaborating?!
Peter, Peter , Peter..................!
I love your terms, Collaborator, Provocateur, Imperialist, Hermaphrodyke, turd, ....... you must teach literature along with Senator Kennedy (and the Booze Bottle in his hand) in Boston University!
" There are plenty of Iranians of royal blood more fit to run Iran than that hermaphrodyke reza pahlavi. "
I totally agree with you, even Ali Reza is more qualified than RP; however, what is an:
Is it like Hermaphrodite (a man with both penis & vagina) + Dyke (a butch girl lesbian)?
What creative mind you have?!
So RP is a Natural Lesbian Transexual?!
I know you went to school with Pahlavis, & another bizaar statement that you make, is that RP & Pahlavis killed Leila! Why don't you elaborate on that one for us? Inquiring minds of IPC want to know?!
So did you get a chance to examine RP personally? Does he infact has both sexual tools? Is that why he looks a bit like Iranian Old Ladies in scarf (Nane Noqli)?!
How big is his shambool?
I know Ham Mihan-e Dooli in Jebhe Meli had an Penis Envy towards RP, hows about you?
"Peter Khan Zendran"
You mean Peter Khan ibn al Chingizi?!
"Pahlavi my ass,"
Now do not get sexual here, will ya? We do not want to know any kind o relations between your Ass & The Pahlavis! Thats between you & The Pahlavis! This here is a political joint, not the corner bar! Git it?!
" reza pahlavi was a little turd who was switched at birth for Mohammed Reza Shah's real child."
There you go again with that gossip from the Wako left about the psycho woman in Iran.........
" Don't you know anything?"
If he did not know anything before, Now I am sure that he is totally shocked with your great amount of knowledge on the history!
Actually I think you have impact my Immortal Petty Officer in such manners that they had to take him to hospital overnight! After listening to your Bits O Wisdom! He could not have digested the whole oodles & oodles of knowledge from you! So he passed out, got really sick in the stomach & they had to take him to hospital to pump his stomach!
Not every IPC remember like Ahreeman has the stomach to listen to your insane rhetorics!
This morning they called me from hospital & they said his condition is not critical anymore! Thanks Allah!
You almost cost me an Immortal Commander, a Club Moderator and an Operation Member! You almost killed him with your tales o Bang & Salavat!
Next time you do this, I have to sue you! Do you think Immortals come cheap? I go around the globe collect the best that we have & train them to become Immortals, & then you go ahead & make some Cockamame Qol O Vallah story & call it Facts & feed it to them, make them ill & send them to hospital to have a near death experience! You are lucky, this time my Immortal Guard was saved by Doctor!
Try to behave! Hit people gradually with your bizarre tales! Not everyone can handle these tales!
Have Mercy, will ya?
I truly enjoy these moments of truth with you. Please continue enlighten us about all of these hidden truths. Will you keep these Expose Pieces coming?
But do it gradually & have mercy on the folks! Forgive them, if they are not evolved enough to dig your conspiracy theories! Pardon me, I mean The Hidden Agendas exposed by you!
I cherish these moments with you! Guitarrock:
I have one request,
Would you invite more Out There Politicians to IPC to enlighten us?
I know that you know plenty of them!
Loves these moments!
"Peter Khan Zendran"
You mean The famous PKZ? :winking10:
Who loves you baby?
someone who's infatuated with your Bits O Wisdom!