T words

[Ahreeman X]

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Toy Soldiers = Imperial Generals and Officers who fled rather than fight on 1979

Tazi = Arab, Arabic Hound Dog

Torshideh = Old Unmarried woman, pickled woman, old virgin

Tudeye Javan =Young Activists

Tabaq = Female Masterbation, banging on big pots referred to taping the clitoris

Tonban = Islamic Baggy Pajamas

Turb-An = A Turban full of Shiite

Tough Shiite = Muscular Shiite Muslim, A constipated hard feces

Tok Meme = Nipples

Terekmoon = Diarrhea

Tofeyli = Side Kick, extra, an extra who thinks he his important

Topoli = Chubby cheek

[Ahreeman X]

Tanbal Tasviri = Lazy + Visual => A Visual Lazy Ass => A Lazy person on Internet (behind the monitor) => A Lazy Ass who lives in Cyber Space and not in Real Space! (Turkmenic Persian!)

Tanqal = Tanbal (Lazy)

[Amir]

Tar-Tar – Wet-wet. Implies violation with lubrication. The opposite of Khoshk-Khoshk.

Tartar – alternative: Tatar. Refers to Turkic speaking ethnic groups residing in Eastern Europe and Central Asia. Usually very violent but not very bright. Most have man-boobs. Example: The IPC Gimp, Peter Piper.

Too-Khali – Empty inside. There is a great display on the outside, but on the inside there is no substance. Examples: Saddam’s statue, the Gimp’s head, and Bache Kooni’s big koon.

Testiclis – The mythological Greek God of the testicle.

Testiculo-logy – The science and study of the testicle, first pioneered by a guy named Ahreeman.

Testiculo-metry – The direct and exact measurement and comparison of testicles of various subjects.

Testiculo-meter – A device invented by a guy named Ahreeman, for the sole purpose of measuring others’ testicles. Patent is pending.

Testiculo-gram – When direct access is not permitted for testiculo-metry, this device is employed for indirect measurement of the testicle at a distance, using a special particle accelerator that bounces electrons off the subject’s testicles. The inventor is Ahreeman, of course.

Testiculo-sophy – Thinking and reasoning using nothing but one’s testicle. The most common method of thought employed by theologians.

[Ahreeman X]

Tileh Angoshti (Finger Marble) = 1. A game of playing marbles with the finger. 2. Putting one’s hand in his pocket, while playing with his balls (with the finger), all day long.

Ex:
Q: How is Abbas (high ranking member of the Iranian Opposition) doing?
A: He plays “Tileh Angoshti” (Finger Marble)!
(Meaning that he walks around La Jolla (Luxurious Persian neighborhood in San Diego County) all day long, with his hands in his pocket, plating with his balls!)

[Ahreeman X]

Tokhme Sag = (1) Seed of a Dog, (2) Son of a Bitch, (3) Son of a Gun

[CR]

Ahreemanic T Terms

If there is a problem , then these are the levels (in Ahreemanic lingo) which Ahreeman deals with that problem !

These are terms specific to Ahreeman and what they mean.
You ask Ahreeman about somewhere, something or someone?
When Ahreeman responds to you with these terms, he means:

Legend:
Black Term = Literal Meaning
(Red Term = Ahreemanic Meaning)

Tup-e = He is loaded, He is top
(Mark is identified, Mark is positively identified)
(Mark can be Hezbollah, IRI Sleeper Cell, IRI Agent, IRI Front Business, IRI Media, IRI Lobby, Enemy of Opposition, Enemy of IPC, Enemy of Ahreeman)

Tup Hadafe = The ball is the target, The ball is in sight
(Mark is in target, Mark is targeted, Mark is in Ahreemanic Target Sight)
(Mark can be Hezbollah, IRI Sleeper Cell, IRI Agent, IRI Front Business, IRI Media, IRI Lobby, Enemy of Opposition, Enemy of IPC, Enemy of Ahreeman)

Tup Hazfe = The ball is getting blown up, The ball is getting eliminated
(Mark is going to be ransacked, Mark’s existence is going to become upside down, Mark’s End is Near)
(Mark can be Hezbollah, IRI Sleeper Cell, IRI Agent, IRI Front Business, IRI Media, IRI Lobby, Enemy of Opposition, Enemy of IPC, Enemy of Ahreeman)

Tup Hazf Shod = The ball got blown apart, The ball got eliminated
(Mark has become pacified, Mark has become irrelevant, Mark has taken a catastrophic blow, Mark is destroyed)
(Mark can be Hezbollah, IRI Sleeper Cell, IRI Agent, IRI Front Business, IRI Media, IRI Lobby, Enemy of Opposition, Enemy of IPC, Enemy of Ahreeman)

Tup Kontrole = The ball is getting under control, Problem is getting under control, Situation is getting under control
(Mark is getting handled or Manhandled)
(Mark can be Hezbollah, IRI Sleeper Cell, IRI Agent, IRI Front Business, IRI Media, IRI Lobby, Enemy of Opposition, Enemy of IPC, Enemy of Ahreeman)

Tup Control Shod = The ball is under control, Problem is under control, Situation is under control
(Mark has been taught a lesson; Mark has been given a crucial life lesson to know his place)
(Mark can be Hezbollah, IRI Sleeper Cell, IRI Agent, IRI Front Business, IRI Media, IRI Lobby, Enemy of Opposition, Enemy of IPC, Enemy of Ahreeman)

Tartibesho Dadam = I took care of the problem, I solved the problem
(Mark has been gravely dealt with)
(Mark can be Hezbollah, IRI Sleeper Cell, IRI Agent, IRI Front Business, IRI Media, IRI Lobby, Enemy of Opposition, Enemy of IPC, Enemy of Ahreeman)

Tartibesh Dadeh Shod = Problem is taken care of, Problem solved
(Mark’s importance has come to an end, Mark’s world has turned upside down, Mark has been deducted from the equation, Mark has been eliminated from the picture, Mark’s life has been cut short)
(Mark can be Hezbollah, IRI Sleeper Cell, IRI Agent, IRI Front Business, IRI Media, IRI Lobby, Enemy of Opposition, Enemy of IPC, Enemy of Ahreeman)

So when Ahreeman says “Tartibesh Dadeh Shod” , it means somewhere, something or someone has been bulldozed, steamrolled, leveled or torn apart to the degree that it cannot be put back together in one piece by a construction crew, hundred craftsmen or a group of elite surgeons!

These are specific terms in the Ahreemanic dialogue
These are specific life occurrences in the Ahreemanic life
This is life with Ahreeman in his world
Welcome to Ahreemania!

Regards,
CR