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Farts and Mullahs Similarities! (Nurollah X Series)

Postby IPC » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:32 pm

Similarities between Farts and Mullahs! (Nurollah X Series)

Latest Sermon from Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X:


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Similarities between Farts and Mullahs!
Nurollah X Series
Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X
Ahreeman X
February 27, 2012


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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X enters the Mosque ……
Let the Khotbah begin ……

Ya Umma’

Pull up your shaliteh and tonbans, and then pay attention to the holy words …….

Bism Allah al Rahman al Rahim

Folks:

Today, I want to enlighten you about Farts and Mullahs!

Have you ever wondered about Farts and Mullahs?

It is amazing that how similar are the Farts to Mullahs!

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- Both Farts and Mullahs:

* Primarily cause curiosity but afterwards cause embarrassment

* Are loaded with gas

* Are rotten to the core

* Are loud and alarming

* Get the public’s attention

* Make the public to gather around and look for the source of the noise

* Have glorious voice but are rotten to the core

* Have heart aching sounds which sometimes make the public to mourn and cry

* Make a lot of commotion and upset the stomach

* Are Tax exempt.


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Farts and Mullahs Similarities!

Postby Atusa Qajar » Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:13 pm

Farts and Mullahs Broke Records!
Farts and Mullahs Similarities!
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Dear Members:

Last week, Nurollah X’s latest episode: “Farts and Mullahs” broke our all times record of the highest traffic for a single humor web page! Nurollah X’s “Farts and Mullahs” is now officially the most visited humor page of Nurollah X and IPC!

Congratulations to Nurollah X :hojat: and its creator Ahreeman :firedvl: :

Similarities between Farts and Mullahs!
Nurollah X Series

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Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X under Pressure from Gas!
I lectured so much about Farts that the pressure got me!
I got gas, need to release it …
Hoy Kid, bring over the enema!
Ahay Bache, khoshk biyar …… Akh, Akheysh ......


:hojat: Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X enters the Mosque ……
:wave:

Let the Khotbah begin ……

Ya Umma’

Pull up your shaliteh and tonbans, and then pay attention to the holy words …….

Bism Allah al Rahman al Rahim

Folks:

Today, I want to enlighten you about Farts and Mullahs!

Have you ever wondered about Farts and Mullahs?

It is amazing that how similar are the Farts to Mullahs!

*

- Both Farts and Mullahs:

* Primarily cause curiosity but afterwards cause embarrassment

* Are loaded with gas

* Are rotten to the core

* Are loud and alarming

* Get the public’s attention

* Make the public to gather around and look for the source of the noise


Read more Nurollah X:

Similarities between Farts and Mullahs!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/nurol ... /index.htm

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