Middle Easterners Infected with Islam but Wanting Democracy!
Middle Easterners like this donkey do not know if they want to fly, swim or scuba dive!
This one is very interesting and it puts forward an important issue. Also due to my busy schedule, I have neglected this lovely reader, so without further due, let’s get to it. Ready, set, let’s roll:
Subject: Why Democracy Always Fails in Middle East?
From: Nooshin N.
Location: Saint Petersburg, Russian Federation
Date: November 13, 2016
Dorood from a Persian bunny living in snowy land of Russian Bear
I’m wondering if I’m the coldest climate IPC reader and IPC fan?
I have been e-mailing you few times and you don’t answer! Why don’t you answer your emails? That’s rude and shameful to ignore people. Something at the back of my mind always bothered me and I spent lots of time thinking about it, trying to find an answer? It makes me wonder why democracy always fails in Middle East?
I followed your work since you started IPC. I love you and the rest of IPC good people. You are good people. Thanks for keeping Real Iran and Persian culture alive and stand strong against the barbaric Mullah regime of IRI and their Hezbo goons in exile.
PS: You used to be nicer and reply to people’s emails but now you ignore them. You’re not a nice person, you will not get anymore sexy pictures from me and no more long distance kisses from Russia for you. I’m sulking you and will be in sulk with you.
Happy and wonderful days will come
Many hugs and kisses
Maach va Booseh
From: Ahreeman X
To: Nooshin N.
Dorud bar Nooshin-e Gerami
Akh joon, khosheman amad (Naser-edin Shah style)! Tahrik konande bud!
“Dorood from a Persian bunny living in snowy land of Russian Bear”
Hi snow bunny, I’m Gorg Ali the Exiled Wolf! Didn’t your mother warn you about hanging around with wolves? They can eat you up, no I don’t mean that way (your mind is in the gutter), I mean literally!
“I’m wondering if I’m the coldest climate IPC reader and IPC fan?”
I just love them Russian girls, even Iranian Russian girls! There’s something about Russian girls that is heavily erotic!
To be frank with you, we have many readers from Russia and lately, they have been breaking records in our stats and are becoming 2nd or 3rd down the line. We have many fans in Russia; however, Russia or Saint Petersburg is not where our coldest climate readers reside. Believe it or not (check our stats), we have readers from Alaska, North Canada, North Sweden and Iceland, all closer to the North Pole than you, but let me blow your mind, we have readers from Antarctica (South Pole)! I mean think about it, I don’t want to brag but who has readers from Antarctica (7th continent)?!
I get them hooked on IPC in the boonies!
Actually when I say that, Blondie makes fun of me and states:
<<<“Lot’s of people including scientists, technicians and specialists live in south Pole. When not working, they have nothing to do down there, so they read Kos O She’r (nonsense) on Internet and your site is qualified as the perfect Kos O She’r site to read and occupy time. Time is what they have in South Pole and if they don’t read your site, they have to jerk off all night long and you know that it is hard to jerk off all night long when there’s 6 months of light and no darkness at the poles!”>>>
Blondie always Cracks me up!
So the moral of the story is that we have readers in amazing places and exotic places, from Brazilian Rain Forest at Tropics to Antarctica the South Pole! Some much cooler climate than yours baby!
Hey baby, when next time I I’ll be in town there, will you promise to keep me warm and safe from the Russian deadly snow? I’ll promise to change my ways, be nicer and be a good productive member of the society! I know what you’re thinking and what you may say:
Toubeh Gorg Marg-e
Wolf’s redemption is Death!
“I have been e-mailing you few times and you don’t answer! Why don’t you answer your emails? That’s rude and shameful to ignore people.”
Dear, I truly apologize but please have in mind:
I. I am a dead busy person. Between world travels, work, publishing IPC, Iranian politics, American politics (Trump Campaign), Expeditions (Bermuda Triangle), personal life and so much more, sometimes I don’t even have time to shower or sleep (no, I’m not stink, I smell like watermelon because I just used watermelon shower gel)!
II. I receive hundreds of e-mails every month. So many emails, so little time or best said so many tasks and so little time!
III. I Am not ignoring anyone or being rude to anyone. I love all. It is that I am so damn busy that I been neglecting lovely dear readers such as you and many others.
Here’s my official apology:
Dear Nooshin and all,
Please accept my sincere apology for not responding to your e-mails. In the future, I will try to be more responsive.
“Something at the back of my mind always bothered me”
Are you sure it is not a benign fat lump at the back of your head, a monkey or sometimes moa (Devil) on your shoulder trying to whisper evil words in your ears to commit evil sins?!
“and I spent lots of time thinking about it, trying to find an answer? It makes me wonder why democracy always fails in Middle East?”
Wow, awesome analysis and question asked by many indeed!
Why Democracy Fails in Middle East?
Let’s be honest and not Bull Shiite ourselves!
In that part of the world, due to wonderful teachings of Islam and the Islamic Culture (Googly eyes), people are used to dictatorship and the mentality of the people is set on dictatorship. They are used to some type of dictator always banging on their heads and dictate to them on how to live. If there will be no dictator, then in the absence of a dictator, they might think that they are getting away with something! Freedom, Democracy and Free Oxygen is not well known in that part of the world and hard to digest! Give them some freedom and democracy, hey they may piss themselves, loot or worst start an “Islamic Republic”!
Look at how the Democratic Experiment has worked in the Middle East: Everywhere democracy and secularism was granted, has turned to Shiite! The only way that we will have a stable Middle East is to have a bunch of “Secular Dictatorships” in these countries to rule the people like herd with the Iron Fists! Of course it would be lovely if the dictatorships are benevolent and nationalistic, so they will do some good for the people.
Middle Easterners do not have the capacity and potential for democracy, freedom and free oxygen! You give them democracy and they don’t know what to do with it! Is democracy edible, sleep-able, readable, or what? They might Shiite all over themselves!
Every time the West, specifically idiots in American Administrations tried to meddle with the Middle Eastern affairs and artificially bring democracy to the Middle East, they ended up toppling the “Secular Dictatorships” and bring upon “Islamic Theocracy” to these countries.
They are lucky if the Islamic Theocracy takes over, because it could be worse and Civil War and Chaos may lead the way!
Look throughout the history, Carter (Green Belt around USSR), Bush (New World Order), Obama (Arab Spring) and so on, they all have turned to Shiite! One large Bull Shiite indeed named the Islamic Middle East and the rise of Islam!
Do you need examples?
Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq, Egypt, Syria, Libya, and so on ….
Iran a Theocratic Nightmare
Iran: The country was like America (before 1979) but the country was safe, secure, prosperous, wealthy, healthy and girls were wearing miniskirts! The only thing was missing was the political freedom! FAQ the political freedom! Cattle do not need political freedom! Carter’s human right shenanigan toppled the Shah and replaced it with Khomeini! Yup, I am sure that these Sheeple loved to experiment with democracy in Iran! One by one, all of these liberals, socialists, Marxists and leftists who brought Khomeini to power, were eliminated by him! IRI killed all her babies! Suddenly Islam took over and the Bull Shiite hit the fan!
The problem with Shah was not the lack of democracy but it was his weakness to kill as many Muslims as possible to not allow Iran to become a theocracy! Shah should have done what Egyptian military or Bashar al Assad have done to these Sheeple!
These Sheeple are Guspand (sheep), they are a herd, they need a shepherd!
Shah used to say:
“My people are like Children and they will be lost without me. I need to guide and protect them.”
I use to criticize him then! Now I know that he was correct! Actually I would go one step farther than Shah: These people are not people but they are “Pee Pole” and “Sheeple”! They need someone to bang on their heads with baseball bat and directs them to be safe in their stable!
You take the shepherd away (like Carter, Bush and Obama did), and then these Sheeple do not know what to do with themselves and they may Shiite all over themselves or worst, bring upon an Islamic Republic!
More power to secular dictators of the Middle East because thanks to them, Islam is tamed or else Islam will take over the Middle East!
At least these dictators provide wealth and safety for the people. In Islamic Regimes, there is no safety, wealth or even freedom of dress code! Islamic Regime means no freedom of any kind!
More power to El Sisi and Bashar al Assad because the only thing the Sheeple of Middle East understand is “Force” and Pure Force. The only way to fight Islam is to support the Secular Dictators!
Turkey a Failed Secular Democracy
Turkey: Look at the Turkish experiment!
Turkey is supposedly the oldest secular nation in Middle East and look what happened! Ataturk brought secularism to these people in the 1920s and after all these decades he could not educate these people and get the Bull Shiite out of their brains! These people are Guspand!
Just recently Erdogan primarily used the democratic system to bring Islam to power and secondly he used the coup excuse to suppress everyone and soon he will totally establish an Islamic Republic!
Welcome to Islamic Republic of Turkey!
Turk is a Turk and he is a donkey! Almost a century of secularism and democracy of Ataturk style could not even bring these people out of the Dark Ages! Obviously Erdogan’s regime is bringing Islam back to power. The funny thing is that these idiots want to enter EU! Like EU already does not have enough problems with Islam!
Muslims have turned the Euro-Pee-On Onion (EU) to a Shiite Hole! No one in America wants to even travel to Paris or Berlin anymore! Why would Americans want to travel to the Third world!
Ataturk is shaking in his grave!
The existence of Recep Tayyip Erdogan and his Lachaky Hejabed wife in the palace is a spit in Ataturk’s face! Mustafa Kamal Ataturk is shaking in his grave!
If after a century, Ataturk could not turn these cattle to humans, what makes you think that America can?
These people are cattle, sheeple and donkeys (in Turkey’s case)! These people will never change. Renaissance and Industrial Revolution has passed them by and they still live and think like 7th Century Muhammadan Goons! Women are more stupid than men! Even in the west, they still wear hejab! They are Gav O Guspand! And you want to give democracy to the cattle?!
All they know is Force and they respect Force. Without Force, they don’t know what to do with themselves! They may piss or Shiite all over themselves and even all over the country and turn it to an Islamic Republic!
I only feel sorry for those few poor intellectuals and free thinkers who are still trapped living there! Otherwise FAQ the whole Middle East! Sheeple of Middle East only comprehends Force and respect Force.
Poor Jews, Christians and Free Thinkers are also doomed to live there co exist with these Sheeple! In other words, the Middle Eastern Jews, Christians and Free Thinkers are FAQed!
Now, you and all, do comprehend that why Middle East will never see Democracy until the absolute Death and Destruction of Islam is achieved! You can’t reform Islam but you must destroy Islam!
“I followed your work since you started IPC. I love you and the rest of IPC good people. You are good people.”
Shoma qashang mibinid!
(you see us beautiful and good)
We all have a duty to Iran and Iranians. We in IPC do our duty but some outside IPC have forgotten about their heritage and duty to Iran and Iranians, and then some like the Low Lives IRI Lobby and Hezbollah in the west, shake their asses and peddle their asses for a few dollars of Mullahs Regime and sell Iran and Iranians, and even their mothers for a fist full of dollars, example: Trita Parsi, NIAC and other Hezbo Baboons in Americas.
“Thanks for keeping Real Iran and Persian culture alive”
It is our duty. Life should have a meaning. By keeping Iran and the Persian Culture alive, I give meaning to my life.
“and stand strong against the barbaric Mullah regime of IRI and their Hezbo goons in exile.”
I don’t know what is worse? Mullahs in Iran or their lap dog petty snitches in America (Trita Parsi, NIAC, PAAIA, AIC and so on).
“PS: You used to be nicer and reply to people’s emails but now you ignore them. You’re not a nice person, you will not get anymore sexy pictures from me and no more long distance kisses from Russia for you. I’m sulking you and will be in sulk with you.”
Oh noooooooooooo don’t stop the pictures and kisses!
I’ll send the envelopes and stamps!
“Happy and wonderful days will come”
Only if WE Rise Up!
Bedrud Jigar Kaboby!
“Many hugs and kisses”
“Maach va Booseh”
I thought you will seize the kisses?
Nooshin Joon, Akh Joon!
Thank you kindly for your e-mails, concerns, kind words and solid readership. By no means have I forgotten you and all other friends. My busy schedule has avoided me to consort, trade opinions, write and dialogue with many friends. This does not mean that I seized loving you all. I love you and all, with the full passion of my heart.
You, the readers and fans are the only reason we do what we do. It is because of you that we are still standing. I am here and still do my rebellion because people like you support me and support Iran. Opposition still lives because you keep the opposition alive or else the Iranian Psyche and Heritage, the same as the Iranian Land and Wealth would have been Mullah-fied (like Mummified) and Mullah Khor (eaten by Mullahs)!
Please never ever assume that I seize loving you, the beloved readers, fans and friends. The only reason that I continue this rebellion and resistance is because of you, the lovers of Iran.
Iran-dustan paydar bashid
Iran javidan bad
Millions of late but not forgotten Ahreemanic Kisses
Long live Resistance against IRI and Bloody Mullahs