Dumb â€“ the actual dictionary definition is classic; why change it?
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dumbÂ·er , dumbÂ·est
a. Lacking the power of speech. Used of animals and inanimate objects.
b. Often Offensive - Incapable of using speech; mute. Used of humans. See Usage Note at mute.
1. Temporarily speechless, as with shock or fear: I was dumb with disbelief.
2. Unwilling to speak; taciturn.
3. Not expressed or articulated in sounds or words: dumb resentment.
4. Nautical - Not self-propelling.
5. Conspicuously unintelligent; stupid: dumb officials; a dumb decision.
6. Unintentional; haphazard: dumb luck.
dumbed , dumbÂ·ing , dumbs
To make silent or dumb."
Dumber â€“ having the qualities of a dumb person, but more so than the average dumb person
Dumbest â€“ having the qualities of a dumb person more than any of the other dumb people in consideration
Dumberer â€“ denotes the same person as that denoted by "dumbest," but done in a language that can be understood by the person being addressed
Dumb-ass â€“ multiple definitions:
1. a dumb person, who is also an ass
2. an ass, who is also dumb
3. a dumb jack ass
Dumb-dumb â€“ term used to address a dumb person; the repetitive nature of the term is used to grab the attention of the person in question; repetition is one method of overcoming the low intellect of someone who is dumb
Dumb-struck â€“ struck by dumbness
Dumb-found â€“ found to be dumb
Dumb-luck â€“ a dumb person that got lucky; the luck of a dumb person
Dumb-shit â€“ two definitions:
1. a piece of shit, who is also dumb
2. a dumb person, who is also a piece of shit
Dumbo â€“ two definitions:
Slang pl. dumÂ·bos
A person regarded as stupid.
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For pictographic description, see the following:
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2. a Disney character; a baby elephant who is a mutant, and has excessively large ears which give him the power of flight.
He is cute, with big blue eyes, and flies around aimlessly through the air.
He is lovable, yet somewhat dumb; similar to many pets.
He flies to his mommy (who is a full-grown elephant without flight capabilities) when scared. Dumboâ€™s mom is a circus elephant. Dumbo also performs with his mom in the circus, and draws quite a crowd because he is a freak.
For pictographic descriptions, see the following:
Dumbo in flight:
Dumbo with his mom:
Daaaaa - most common sound made by a dumbo in response to a comment or question; it is the equivalent of the following computer message: "processing....please stand by....estimated time to analyze: 4 hours, 36 minutes"
Dumbo University â€“ a non-accredited community college specifically created to at least attempt to provide an education to the dumbos (see definition 1 from above) of the community. Dumbo University now exists as a result of the brave dumbos back in the sixties that picketed outside of the legitimate university campuses and demanded equal education opportunities for all, regardless of intelligence, the ability to communicate, or ear size. As a compromise, Dumbo University was created with no entrance requirement other than a two-digit IQ (sorry, one-digit IQ dumbos). The possible grades at this university are as follows: â€œdumb,â€