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Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Series: Crazy Persians

Postby CR » Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:40 pm

Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Series : Part 14

Those Funny and Crazy Persians are at it again baby

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Imam Khamenei Condom!
Islamically Correct and Halaal Condoms made in Qom!
Imam on condom cover: Didn’t I tell you no?!


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Only in Iran
Those Funny Crazy Persians: Part 14
Ahreeman X
February 21, 2016

Hot Out of the Oven, Come and Get it Baby!
Enjoy the Ahreemanic Cooking:

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Iranian Gay Thug Butt Blaster Javad Banagoosh
Reporter (not in the picture): Are you also a fan of Kamran and Hooman?
Javad: No, but I’m going crazy!
Reporter: Why?
Javad: Me so horny!
Reporter: What do you do about it?
Javad: Chasing chadori women, bache kuni sissy boys, and little poodle dogs or baby lambs down the dark alley to catch and do the nasty to them!
Reporter: Why do they call you Javad Banagoosh?
Javad: Look at my mustache! I’m a certified Persian Thug and my mustache is all the way down to my ears! Sebil az banagoosh dar rafteh!
Reporter: Did you go to school?
Javad: No, but I have a degree in Persian Perversions!


Only in Iran baby, only in Iran. To be continued ……

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Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Series: Part 15

Postby Atusa Qajar » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:34 pm

Only in Iran: Part 15
:chef: Hot out of the oven! :fry:

:drum: At last it is out! :announcement:

:cheer: This is what you want, this is what you get! :monkey:

Ahreeman X presents:

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Persian Duff
“Iran is the primary destination in the world for inexpensive plastic surgery, cosmetic procedures and sex change operations.” (Media)
“Persian Duffs are taking over North Tehran!” (Media)

“Duff (Persian Duff) = (1) Sexy Fashionable Blonde Persian Girl, (2) A Fashionable Airhead Persian Girl, (3) A Persian Girl (usually inside Iran) often head to toe fake (due to cosmetic procedures), Western looking, shallow and superficial." Source:
Persian Slangs Dictionary of IPC Alternative Terms
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Ahreeman X: Ladies and Gentlemen, your average Persian Duff (Fashionable Airhead) from head to toe fake:
Dyed Blonde Hair
Eyebrow Liner Tattoo
Eyeliner Tattoo
Colored Contact Lenses
Nose Job
Cheek Bones Job
Chin Job
Silicon Lips
Silicone Boobs
Allah knows what else!

Soosoo (formerly named Sakineh): Khak tu saret Ahreeman, may you rot in Allahic Hell for exposing us Persian Duffs!

Those funny crazy Persians are back!

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Only in Iran: Part 15
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Iran Photos Index
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“Behnaz Shafiei the Iranian Biker Girl dreams of becoming women’s Motocross world champion but the Islamic Regime doesn’t even believe that the women should participate in Motocross sports!” (Media)
“Behnaz Shafiei Iranian Motocross Biker Girl splitting at the pits!” (Media)

Ahreeman: Behnaz jan I understand that you are in sulk with the Muslims and Mullahs and this is a political gesture but please have mercy on your Suzie! Splitting like this, specifically on top of the bikes can rip that Suzie apart, then we have to take you to the clinic to patch it up or else no one would marry you in Iran! No virginity = No Marriage!
Behnaz: Stop fingering me Ahreeman! Am I your new subject of mockery?
Ahreeman: Darling as a biker I feel your pain. Dear I dare to mock you, but it is the nature of Ahreeman to finger all!
Behnaz: Well I don’t need to marry, I have married to sports!
Ahreeman: Is Sports, a buffed Persian Female Body Builder Butch Girl named Shirin Nobahari who just got arrested by the Moral Police for posing nude and posting the photos on the Instagram?
Behnaz: So what if I’m a Dyke? What’s wrong with that?
Ahreeman: Nothing at all! In fact I am fond of Dykes, even Butch Dykes and Bull Dykes! There is nothing wrong with a little Tabaq Zani (Suzie on Suzie Action)! More power to the Suzie! Long Live Lesbians! Down with Islam and Muslims who do not allow women to do Sports and Little Sports Action in the pits or in the bed!
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Islamic Encyclopedia for Proper Masturbation (Book of Jalq) in 2 Volumes
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Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Series: Part 16

Postby CR » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:29 pm

Only in Iran: Part 16 – Those Funny Crazy Persians Photo Gallery
:chilling: :chilling: :xmas: :holidayseasons: :xmas: :chilling: :chilling:
A Very Merry Persian Christmas & Happy New Year!
:wave: :wave:
You have been waiting for this one for a long time
:rave:
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Little Red Persian Hood
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019 Everyone!

:holiday:
Only in Iran Christmas Special
Hot Out of the Oven
View it before Publication Date Tomorrow


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Only in Iran
Those Funny Crazy Persians: Part 16
Ahreeman X
December 27, 2018

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Ahreeman X: Merry Christmas Kiddies
Don’t ever say that I never given you any Christmas presents!
First, here’s your golden presents:


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Persian Christmas Golden Presents
:firedvl:
Ahreeman X: And now your main dish!
Here’s your Only in Iran - Part 16 Christmas Special Present!
On behalf of “Little Red Persian Hood” and myself, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019 to All


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Of course, for desert, Sisi the Boomboom Baker had baked you a special “Persian Style Cake” to sink your teeth in them Golden Bazookas, but eat slowly and chew each bite, 12 times, so you don’t choke on them jugs!

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Iranian Police Bikers 5 Men Motorcycle Unit Acrobatic Maneuver – 5 Tarkeh
That’s why these Anti-Riot Units kick protestors’ butts!
IRI has heavy duty Anti-Riot Units to shut down the opposition riots.


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At the IRI Parade
Ahreeman: And now for something totally different, we will broadcast for you, live from the IRI Free Qods Parade where Islamic Republic of Iran will display its latest creative arsenal and weapons. This year’s latest state of the art planes are the unique “Stealth Fighters” with “Allahic Missiles” where the great IRI Pilots do not even have to take off, but they run fast and they pray to the Mighty Allah for these piles of fiberglass junks to fly! Allah works in mysterious ways, you never know!
Yaqn Ali (pilot to the right): Ahreeman you idiot, stop mocking IRI, these are only prototypes, so we don’t drag the actual fighters to the parade.
Ahreeman: Then where the hell are the actual fighters?
Yaqn Ali: Didn’t I tell you prototypes? What type of prototypes you don’t understand? They still don’t fly and the wheels were also flat, so we couldn’t roll them over here!
Ahreeman: In other words, you couldn’t drag the pieces of assembled junks here, so you used these pieces of assembled junks for the parade.
Yaqn Ali: Ahreeman, I hope you burn in the Islamic Hell for mocking the Mighty IRI Air Force.
Ahreeman: Are you sure Allah is not prototype and he can actually function to light the fires of Jahanam Islamic Hell to get ready for me? I like it warm and cozy!


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At the Iran Nuclear Deal Conference, John Kerry, Obama’s US Secretary of State shakes with Javad Zarif IRI’s Foreign Minister.
Javad Zarif: Shake on it My Friend …
John Kerry: I have a feeling that I got screwed!
Zarif: What’s a little Butt FAQ between friends, My Friend?
Kerry: Oh God, I was screwed!
Zarif: You gave me $ 150 Billion, $ 1.8 Billion in cash, Right to build Nukes, Ease on Sanctions, and a shriveled old American Butt to FAQ, My Friend …
Kerry: How could you screw us when we were so nice to you?
Zarif: Hussein Obama understands, he’s a good Muslim like me …
Kerry: Shame on you …
Zarif: You should’ve known, When a Middle Easterner refers to you as “My Friend”, that means you’re about to get FAQed!
Kerry: This will not look good in Washington!
Zarif: Don’t worry “My Friend”, my Missile is still up your Cave and I love the ride!


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Persian Girl Guzzling Down Whole Lamb Shank! That kid Devoured that Shank!
Now that’s a Poster Girl for Vegetarian and Vegan Cause! PETA watch and Suffer!

Ahreeman Jigar Kaboby: My Kind of Girl, indeed!
Napoki Kuchulu! Do Lopi Nakhor, Ye Lopi Bokhor!
Don’t choke on it kid, eat single bites, not double bites!
This kid is a Red Blooded True Persian Girl, Traditional Persian Style! She has not been infected with the Western Vegetarian and Vegan Gay Culture!
I can’t stand them Sissy Faggy Animal Rights Bozos! Animals don’t have rights, they’re not human! They are made for hunting, eating and aiding humans. If they were on top of the food chain, like we are, they would not hesitate to slaughter us! This is called the “Law of Nature” and “Survival of the Fittest”. That’s the Social Darwinist in me!
You know what’s a Persian Vegetarian or Vegan like? A Dickless Black! Get a life!
Our complete culture is based on meat and kabobs, so don’t be gay, eat meat! FAQ PETA!


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Beautiful Persian White-Collar Girls Professional Businesswomen of Tehran, Iran

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Beautiful Persian Blue-Collar Girls with Blue Chadors of Tehran, Iran

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“Iranian Body Builder Champion Hossein Rajaei is very intense!” (Media)
Hossein Rajaei: And when I get intense, I just wanna Explode because “Mikhamet”, I Want You and I wanna take you to the backroom of the mosque in the storage closet and show you the Light of Allah by ripping you two, couple of new rectums! That’s because I’m way too Intense and I need Release …… I Want You Boys!


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Ahreeman X: Eh, Mariam Micol Iranian Transsexual Star, what are you doing here? Are you also a fan of Kamran and Hooman’s new album “Mikhamet” I Want You?
Mariam Micol: Na Jigar, I Want You, I Want Your Body …
Ahreeman X: Oh Lord, I’m straight but don’t get offended …
Mariam Micol: Didn’t you say you love Chicks with Dicks?
Ahreeman X: Well, you look good and healthy, oh what the hell, how can you not like Qormeh Sabzi unless you try it first?!


Read more:

Only in Iran: Part 16
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/only ... /index.htm

More Only in Iran Series:

Iran Humor Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/index.htm

Iran Cartoons Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/cartoons/index.htm

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OK that’s it, I give up! No wonder that no one in the Islamic World believes that you Persians are Real Muslims! You are just Pretend Muslims. Why don’t you just take it all off, it’s more comfortable that way! Just let it all hang out, dangling side to side, and up and down?!
Ahreeman Joon: What is it with Persians loving Meat? They love them Gigantic Boobs, Thick Thighs and Fat Bottoms! Personally, I have an excuse because my great ancestor was Aqa Mohammad Khan Qajar, the Great Butcher and the Last Persian Emperor! I just love them Beefy Thighs in them Mini Skirts or No Skirts at All! I like them Abgushti (Persian Beef Stew)! What can I say? I just love Aqa Khan and I love Beefy Thighs!
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Re: Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Series: Part 17

Postby CR » Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:54 am

Only in Iran Funny Photo Album Series Presents
:rave:
Hot Out of the Oven in the Cold Winter :jumpy:
From the Twisted Mind of Ahreeman X :firedvl:

Only in Iran: Part 17
:holiday:
Persian Christmas Special
Christmas Around Iran
:xmas: :biker2: :holidayseasons:

Have a Very Merry Persian Christmas and Happy New Year
From All of Us to All of You
:wave:

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Little Red Persian Hood
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2020 to Everyone
Seasons Greetings from Iran to Around the World


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Ahreeman X: Tis the Season Kiddies!
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la, la la,
Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la, la la la, la la la, ……
Pull the balls of holy Donkey, fa la, la la, la, hala la la,
Pin the needle up Mullahs’ booty, Dala, la la, la la, la la …..
Hallow Kiddies, come gather around Papa Ahreeman for yet another Christmas Tale of 1001 Persian Nights., but before we begin our episode, let me give you, your presents. Last year, I given you Gold Presents, so now I will give you Silver Presents. I like gold and silver, so we wrap your presents often in gold and silver. And here are your Christmas presents:


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Persian Christmas Silver Presents

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Ahreeman X: The funny thing is that not only Christians, but many Iranians celebrate Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentines and all other American Holidays in Iran, only to piss off the Mullahs! It is called Negative Struggle! Iran is a rare example in Middle East where the people love America but the Regime hates America! Everywhere else is vice versa!

And now I shall give you, the main Christmas Dish: Only in Iran 17.
On behalf of Little Red Persian Hood and myself, Merry Christmas and Happy 2020 New Year
May this new year, be a great, healthy, wealthy and giddy year for all.


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Little Red Persian Hood:
I’m only doing my best to keep up the fashion with all the present Islamic Bull Shiite limitations in Iran. Once we kick Islam out of Iran, then I will go full blown fashionable for you! Merry Christmas …


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Persian Christmas Bunny:
Merry Christmas from Iran, Y’all (now that’s southern and I don’t mean southern Iran)!


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Sara Rahimi Persian Model:
Merry Christmas everyone and welcome to IPC Christmas Special


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Merry Christmas from Persian Snow Bunnies
Persian PAWGs with Beefy Thighs and Assets, Abgushti (Persian Stew) Style!
* Educational Note: PAWG = Phat Ass White Girl (in a good and sexy way)
“Fat Bottom Girls, Make the Rocking world Go Round!” (Freddie Mercury – Queen)


Read more jokes and view more pictures:

Only in Iran: Part 17
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/only ... /index.htm

Only in Iran: Part 16
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/only ... /index.htm

Other Only in Iran Episodes: Iran Photos Index
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/index.htm

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Season’s Greetings
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IPC Office
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Iran

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A Million Dollar Persian Face!
Haj Edalat on the New Ahreemanic Net Spoof
Haj Edalat the Persian Spice Grocer: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone. By the way, I had nothing to do with this New Ahreemanic Net Spoof’s direction and comments, I’m just an average grocer minding my own business. I have no desire for the authorities to come down on me for being a part of this Ahreemanic Tale created by the Twisted Mind of Ahreeman! I was only an actor but Ahreeman was the director! Point the finger at the Evil1…


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