Dear Valuable Comrades:
Some of you valuable Constitutionalist Monarchist comrades are my dear friends, been with us for many years or are operation members, but with all due respect, You are confused! Why are you confused? I tell you why!
You want Constitutional Monarchy for Iran, right? If you want constitutional monarchy for Iran, well we had constitutional monarchy in Iran at Ahmad Shah-e Qajar's time. Iran was a constitutional monarchy for 19 years (1906 - 1925). Satar Khan & Baqer Khan & others fought to establish a Constitutional Monarchy in Iran. Major battles happened & many died to shove the Constitution up Mozafar al Din Shah's throat! Mozafar al Din Shah & Russian Empire done their best to destroy the Constitutionalists. Mozafar al Din Shah & Tsar & Russians believed in Absolutist Monarchy and wanted to avoid Constitutionalists who wanted a British Model of Monarchy. Russians wanted to stop the British Influence in Iran.
Finally constitutionalists won & Parliament got power. Prime Minister ruled, parliament enforced law & Monarch became a ceremonial figure. Iran was a constitutional Monarchy for 19 years.
If you want Constitutional Monarchy, then why the hell Pahlavis overthrow the legal Constitutional Monarchy of Iran? Why did Reza Khan over throw the Qajar? Why did Reza Khan return Iran to the Absolutist Monarchy model? Do you know why?
Because Constitutional Monarchy had never worked in Iran! Parliament and Cabinet & Prime Minister spent more time to argue & battle each other than accomplished running the nation! And the Shah was a useless Shah, spending the National Budget in Europe! Thats why! Thats why Reza Khan re-established the Persian Model of Absolutist Monarchy than European model of Constitutional Monarchy!
Get it in your brains, Constitutional Monarchy does not work in Iran! Iran is not Europe. Iranian system is not Touchy, Feely, Mannerful, Civilized Systems of Europe! For God's sake, even parliamentary systems of Europe are disasters & nothing gets done! If the cabinet & Prime Minister, either in republics or monarchies, does not get enough approval rating & votes in the parliament, then the whole cabinet will collaps!
This is all over Europe! Now America is another story and has a unique system of government but Europe is a disaster! Italian Model, German model, etc. are always having cabinet collapses & other issues & getting nothing done! Even in England its an episode!
European Constitutional Monarchies & Parliamentary Republics have an extremely confusing and semi functional systems.
So basically the Iranian Constitutional Monarchy was non functional because the European Model does not work in Iran! That's why Reza Khan made a Coup and over throw the Constitutional Monarchy of Iran to finally get something done! Why don't you read your history?!
For 50 years, Pahlavis ruled with an Iron Fist. They accomplished many things but Iran was an Absolutist Monarchy. Pahlavis had many flaws but they provided results. If today's Monarchists want a Constitutional Monarchy and they gather around Reza Pahlavi to establish one in Iran, then maybe they should read their history a bit! They must ask themselves:
If you want a constitutional monarchy, then why did your symbol (Reza Khan) overthrow the legal constitutional monarchy of Iran?
If you are in love with Pahlavis and what they done for 50 years in Iran, then why don't you comprehend that Pahlavi Rule was Absolutist Monarchy?
If now, you want to go back to constitutional monarchy, why don't you understand that it did not work then & it will not work now?
Iran is not Europe, Iran & Iranians will swallow you (young western boys) & your passive Shah (Reza Pahlavi) Alive! Do you understand?
Basically our young beloved Monarchists have no clue of what they are talking about! They were born or grew up in Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, England, etc. and they think Iran is Europe!
Hellow Ding Dong, Dalang Dulung, Dalang, Dolung............wake up call?!!!!
Once we tried Constitutional Monarchy in Iran (1906 -1925), & it failed!
Do You Understand English? Do You Understand My Words?
If you want a Monarchy, then stick with Absolutist Monarchy that works!
If you want Democracy, then stick with Republic that works!
But for Allah's sake, get the European systems behind yourself!
Iran is not Europe! Neither European Systems of:
will work in Iran!
Hypothetically, by an odd chance, if you & your passive Shah will gain control in Iran (Fat Chance), then soon after,.............
Someone, some group, some party, military, or mass revolt will get you out of the government & out of Tehran! They will ship you with UPS or Federal Express back to Stockholm & Oslo!
Your European system will fail miserably, economy will fail further deep in chaos, social pattern will collapse, there will be chaos & anarchy. The same as before 1925.
A Strong Federal Republic with total autonomy for states (American Style) will work.
A Strong Absolutist Monarchy with total central control (Traditional Iranian Style) will work.
But your European LaLa Landish Lilly Sissy, Pacifist Passive, 3 piece suit, Euro_Pee_On Style O System will fail miserably in chaos.
then you will pick up the phone (I can picture yous with your keravats & Armani Suits) calling me from Tehran,
Neo Constitutionalist Monarchists will ring the phone off the wall!
The scenario will go something like this:
Liberator: Dr. X Jan? Hello? Hello? SOS?
X: Yes Liberator?
L: Pardone moi for bothering you!
X: Its cool, roll?
L: Reza Pahlavi, Aryo Pirouznia, Kian, Monsieur Jaque, Monsieur Mortadela & Monsieur Joo Joo are hanging upside down by the balls in the middle of the Shahyad Circle! People hung them from the trees! They are in excrutiating pain, screaming murder!
L: Pejman, Zhian, Shooman, Ozhan, Shilan, Zhila, Zhaleh, Feefee, Foofoo and Shooshoo and Shashoo are getting gang banged in Saltanat Abad! Screams of pain! Blood everywhere!
L: Dariush Homayoun was also hung by the balls but he had Liquidy Haste Khormai Balls & they ripped apart & he fell down, landed on his head & now he is unconcious!
L: They stuck a spear up Dr. Oskui's butt & took Zia Ataby's hair piece & shoved it up his corn hole!
L: I am calling you on the cell and running for my life to Mehrabad..............Help.......... if they catch me, my biggest piece will be my shambool! Can you help?
X: Hmmmmmmmmm! Kia Jan, didn't I tell you so?
L: Yes you wise one, you great Ahreeman, please forgive us, thus we did not know!
X: Have you learned from your mistakes?
L: Dr. X, I beg you, please use your Ahreemanic Powers and beam us out of Tehran. These Barbarians are getting the Coke Bottles & Shovels, I think they are going to Shoovle them up RP's Shiiter! Dariush Homayoun is bleeding badly................. the whole Constitutionalo_Monarchists of University of Stokholm, all my buddies are lined up, hands & feet tied behind their backs, belly on the floor, and "Man Handled" by the Mob o Canibals! These barbarians are now taking turns on the Hollando_Iranian soosool Monarchists! Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp Dr. X?
X: but listen, didn't I tell you so?
L: Yes you wise one, you did, but now, they are lining up the Danish Iraniano Constitutionalisto Boys from Copenhagen on the East Side of Shahyad, I think these Pashmaloo Big Baboons from Downtown Tehran will get their ways with these students and "Man Handel" them badly! Save us Ahreeman!
X: I see! West Side, East Side, you be bad, ha?
L: No No We won't be bad! We are sorry! Just save our butts!
L: sorry, I beg you to forgive me, I will never again question your Ahreemanic Wisdom! Please beam me out of Tehran. I will never question you again, will ya Doc?
X: Hmmmmmmmm! should I save Liberator's ASS or Shouldn't I? Hmmmmmmmmm! Let me get a rose pedal......... should I? shouldn't I? should I? shouldn't I?
L: Please save my butt Doc, if you save me, I will never question you again, I will be obedient forever? Have mercy Ahreeman?
X: Weeeeeeell, lets see, maybe I'll have mercy on Liberator! After all he is my pal! Poor soul had to learn from his mistakes the Hard Way! What the hell,
Ahreeman is Merciful! Here you go Kid:
Bzooooooooom,....... you are beamed up man!
Baaaaaaaam Liberator is in San Diego & @ the last moment when the Mob o Iranians were about to catch him, I saved his butt! Dear Me!
L: I owe you my life, let me kiss your hand! Thanks Doc!
X: OK OK, let go of the hand, that's enough! Just don't let it happen again!
L: Yes Doc. Thank You Doc!
Hows that for a realistic future scenario of the Neo Constitutionalo_Monarchisto Adventures in Iran?
You think that's funny? Oh, just wait till it will actually happen to you & you won't even have a cell to call me!
Good Luck Folks!
But I guess, one should always learn the hard way! The Exiled youth must try everything & crack their heads wide open in Tehran to learn the hard way! But then again, who am I to predict? Only an Old Dude who spent 26 years of his life serving this opposition! Just an Old Dude!
Just picture our beloved cheese balls, pardon me, I mean our beloved comrades want to overthrow the fighting Machine of Mullahs with cyber referendums & they are expecting Sepah Pasdaran to back them up.
I love to see their faces in Tehran when Basijis, Ansar-e Hizbollah, Sepah and other obash are rushing their butts and they be standing with their fingers in their mouths & they ponder...........
Swidish Monarchist Meatball:
Oh No Noooooooooooo it must be a mistake, Reza Shah-e Dovom told us, Sepah would back us up & never open fire on us? What happened?! Oopsi Doopsi!
I'll see you in Evin Boys,
But will they learn?
The Con Artist Up_Position Feeders and,
The Con Artist Leadership of these Cheesy Up_Position Parties needs young naive blood to sacrifice!
Iran needs sacrificial lambs and these folks are it!
Then one day they will understand my great wise words:
"Shoot them all, let Allah sort them out!"
The Evil 1