Funny Famous Atheist Expressions & Idioms!

[Ahreeman X]

From the Desk of Dr. X
AhreemanX@IranPoliticsClub.com

Famous Atheist Expressions & Idioms
(The Famous Atheist One-Liners)
Updated June 12, 2005


Thank God I am an Atheist!

God, protect me from your followers!

Religion stops a thinking mind!

I don't want to be a born again anything, I was Born, OK the first time.

I believe in life before death, you can keep the afterlife!

Control your own destiny or someone else in the name of God will.

State, church, keep them separate or you wake up one day, finding yourself in Islamic Republic of Iran!

Oh all you Divine people, please Evolve!

Thank God for Darwin!

Freedom is the distance between church and state.

When religion ruled the world, they called it The Dark Ages.

Science ate Ixoye, long ago!

Oh fundamentalists, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!

I am only doing my part to piss off the pious religious folks.

Nothing fails like prayer!

Nothing avoids a Thinking Mind to evolve, like Faith!

No gods, no masters, No special rights for Christians.

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open!

My karma ran over my dogma.

Last time they mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake during the witch hunts!

If they outlaw teaching evolution, only outlaws will evolve!

The destruction of faith is the beginning of evolution.

Support the theory of evolution; four hundred billion amphibians can't be wrong!

180 million years ago Pangaea started breaking up and forming the present continents, that is called the Evolution of Earth!

Feudalism was the original Christian Coalition.

If you want a country ran by religion, move to Islamic Republic of Iran and have a taste!

Evolutionists do it with extremely increasing complexity, Creationists do it with extremely increasing dogmatism.

Guilt, fear, and mass insanity are three elements of Christianity!

Murder, Pillage, Pedophilia, Polygamy and Ignorance are the five pillars of Islam!

Deaf, Dumb and Blind are the three best pious Muslim around!

Fear from Allah is the fundamental of Islam!

Allah, was originally a Black Rock placed in Ka'bbah who later on had evolved into a psychopathic murderer by the wise teachings of Muhammed'!

If only closed minds came with closed mouths!

Those who ignore history are condemned to repeat it!

The Virgin Mary was only an unwed teenage mother.

Atheism is a Non-Prophet organization.

Anyone who claims that God is on their side is dangerous as hell.

Islam is not only another religion, yet it is a dangerous political ideology!

Einstein used to say imagination is more important than knowledge.

Start thinking outside the box!

Ignore your rights and they will go away, then suddenly you find yourself living in Islamic Republic of Iran!

Islamic Compassion means quick beheading via an axe!

The Universe was never created; therefore, God is only a Myth!

Solar System, Earth, Animals, Plants and Human have been evolved through Millions of Years, no invisible guy in the sky named God, had a role in this evolution!

Mind is a terrible thing to waste on Religious Studies!

I am an Evolutionist; therefore, I think; therefore, I am dangerous!

Created & Compiled by,

Dr. X

[LOJ]

Thank God I am an Atheist!

GEESH>>>>>>Good thing I posted this VERBATIM on June FIFTH (even in this same room...gee imagine that!!!???......
See dear now you might start to understand who said what FIRST........I am responsible for ALL CUTE and HIGHLY intelligent THINGS STATED at THIS SITE....THAT IS EVERYTHING THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE ANY RELATIONSHIP OR REMOTE KINHOOD TO GW

OK now back to work for me.....it's only 530AM
Damn when are we going to REALLY DEBATE, and I mean SERIOUSLY DEBATE......I miss being in the round with someone that is SOOO CLOSE to my intelligence level.......So since LOP isn't here or James then I will have to settle for SHMOI>>>>>>

Damn I'm good, yet HUMBLE.....

You know what else would be fun oh DEN DADDY????
You could create some contest for things like, ahhh......best quotes by an individual (the individual must be an IPC member) relating to politics....
or something else along those lines...then you could have your students interview the winners of these events and have your students write papers about those individuals and what they could or should do to help or assist in rebuilding the future of Iran...or something like that.....you see I'm in my MOTHER MODE now, and just want your students to be busy and creative and get articles out there that will influence help or aid to Iran.
Also it's almost DAWN so my brain must be getting close to negative power where the everlast cell is.

Luvs, LoLo

And I will refrain from competing in these contests or polls since if I did I would be a drop in the bucket as the winner, and you see dear I have no time right now for interviews...but if you ever get your head out of that OSTRICH HOLE and IM me so we can talk business, you might be surprised at what I could and would be actually willing to HELP YOU WITH......Who Luvs YA? MOI:)

[Ahreeman X]

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If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!

Amen!


The Evil1

[LOJ]

Well all I have to say...is

THAT IF GOD DOESN"T EXIST THEN THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE GOING TO HELL FOR COLLECTING MONEY UNDER FALSE PRETENSES!

(THE COLLECTION PLATE !!!!
lUVS, lol CURRENTLY IN REMISSION

[Ahreeman X]

Poo Bear:

Ahhhhhh you are still alive! I thought we had rested you in peace in the Formal Debates Room:

Dialogue of Lori Forouzandeh and AX
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=315

The priest even read the final blessings…. Dust to dust …. Ashes to ashes …

And we thought we buried you for good! You even got your wings! Sharks!

Ooh I am so mean! Dear me!

“Well all I have to say...is

THAT IF GOD DOESN"T EXIST THEN THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE GOING TO HELL FOR COLLECTING MONEY UNDER FALSE PRETENSES! “

Well I am glad that I am not one of them! I promised to educate Iranians and I am delivering the goods by the day and that is why I am collecting the money, honey!

You on the other hand are one of them! You promised the Horny Arabs some Meme Darbari, size of basketballs, yet you had only managed to deliver some Meme Kabinei, size of Kiwis (they been shrunk lately)! And you still had the nerves to collect their hard earning Dinars and Derhams from Abu Dabi! Shame on you for collecting under false pretences!

“(THE COLLECTION PLATE !!!! “

More like the Pan Handle with the Boobs in the middle instead of a hand!

“lUVS, lol CURRENTLY IN REMISSION”

In intermission?!

Ooh you got busted again! Sharks, you try and you try and try to go head to head with me on rhetorics but you simply can’t match the best!

There is Ahreeman, and then there are the rest……………

So how is the surgery going? Still in coma?
Mine is done!
I wrote about it in my room.
Hope everything is going well with you.

Say dear, as long as these days you must pray for your health and recovery, I figured it is way better for you to leave God alone and embetter your chances of recovery by praying to moi!

Worship me Lori, worship Ahreeman.
Ahreeman is merciful.

Ahreeman bless you my daughter!

Sign,

The Subject of your worship

[LOJ]

I promise to answer your posts as soon as I'm done with Texas Holem tourny you see I'm on my way to becoming the first girl to win the WSOP:)

[Lawrence Of Persia]

Hello and I don't think you two should be together in here alone

I don't believe in a Big Guy in the Sky.

If there is a God or Allah then by definition he is good.
So then why are so many of His priests bad?

If there were an intelligent Designer of the Universe, then by definition he would not be the Yahweh or Allah that the primitive, ignorant Hebrews and the thieving, murderous, sex-mad Mohammed (Piss And Shit Be Upon Him) wrote about. Those gods, as described in the "holy books" of the Torah and the Quran, are stupid, vicious and small-minded, like mullahs. The God of Jesus Christ is a relatively decent being by comparison, but He still does not measure up to what I would expect of the "Creator of the Universe". Not by a long way.

Although God does not exist, Man is in essence a thetan, a spiritual being, trapped in his physical body. There are likely many other races of thetans on other planets across the Milky Way Galaxy and the other galaxies in every part of the Physical Universe.

[LOJ]

Your tempting me......The only thing I have to say is that we would be "FOOLISH" and individuals who are self-absorbed with Narcissism, if we are to think we are the ONLY ONES!

We may not be the most organized when it comes to religion, but then again I don't believe in religion (there is too much prejudice within it).
And tell me what does it hurt "to believe" even if you don't believe try it out sometime.....what do you have to lose...?
As for the priests of religions or preachers, Mullahs or whatever their term for the day is....they are true manipulators who utilize a subject that humans are vulnerable to in attempt to fulfill their own agenda, and any agenda when it insists on ONE WAY or you will go to hell, is going to hell:)