Free as a Bird!
I Must Be Blessed!
July 26, 2007
Persians and Comrades:
I am telling
you, I must be blessed! I must be the luckiest guy around! Why
you ask? Because I do not have any political ambition! I must
be a rare specie in the opposition! I must be a random element
in political arena of Iran! But I am telling you, to not have
a political ambition, has been good to me! I am free as a bird,
free from entrapments of political correctness and I can speak
my mind out loud and as often as I please! Free as a bird, indeed!
My not having
a political ambition, might piss a number of our comrades off!
I am sure many of our comrades blame me for it and urge me to
have one! On top of the list, there might be Cat and inside Iran
comrades indeed. But to tell you the truth, my policy has been
great to me!
now days Reza Pahlavi is in a political comatose but while ago
I was watching Reza Pahlavi's repeated interview on CSPAN and
this interview reminded me of how lucky I am! Are you puzzled?
Let me explain myself. Reza Pahlavi was sitting there, responding
to a number of callers on the telephone. You could see in his
face that he was terribly controlling himself to be politically
correct, maintain in control, keep a medium, keep everyone happy,
play the role of a leader who is reluctant to lead, and as usual
feeding a bunch of same old rhetorics to the interviewer.
kept on repeating the same old material including his fallacy
of comparing Iran to South Africa and South America and concluding
that we can use the same tactics to free Iran. Then he continued
with his old lines on negative struggle, civil disobedient, passive
non-violence and etc. He advertised for his website and he over
exaggerated his backing inside Iran and the same old disconnected
line of phrases that he has been feeding the western media.
I am beginning
to know what Reza Pahlavi is going to talk about by heart, the
same way that I knew his style of playing soccer for his team
(Reza Pahlavi School) against our team (Kharazmi) in the first
division Academic League back in Iran. Back then, the league was
hot and only the top schools' teams were allowed in this league.
Only highest academic and athletic ranked schools could enter
the league. Competition was tough and there were worthy teams
competing, teams such as Alborz, Hadaf, Kharazmi and Reza Pahlavi
School. When Reza Pahlavi played the game, I knew by heart about
his future game plan and his team's game plan. He always played
the same style and he had his few different moves and plays for
a few different plays that our team might had come up with. But
God forbid, if we would have come up with a new play and a new
game strategy, then Reza Pahlavi and his team would have gotten
stuck like a donkey in the quicksand with no prospect of a solution!
So basically I knew his routine and I could read through him like
a transparent piece of clear paper.
the same deal but now, we are not teenagers in the soccer field.
Today we are members of opposition and in arena of the Iranian
politics but his tactics and game plays are the same and he has
his few moves and game plans and I already know them by heart.
As soon as he opens his mouth, I know what he is going say next,
just like back home in the soccer field, as soon as he had the
ball, I knew where he would go with it! He might not know it but
I know his speech pattern, his tactics, his moods and his behavior,
very well. I used to predict his game plan back then and I can
predict his behavior in front of the camera today. He has nothing
new for me to explore and I know his routine pretty well. But
he is a smart man and I bet every time I talk about an incident,
a memory or an episode, he knows pretty well that what am I talking
by bit, I am revealing more and more about myself! It must be
the slip of the tong! Some are beginning to get an idea about
my true age, name, family and identity! Not to worry Comrades!
For those who already know who I am, well, more power to y'all
(that's Southern) and for those curious ones with 101 questions
constantly mass E-mailing the IPC office inquiring about my true
identity, well folks, not to worry, just be patient, soon all
masks will come off and all of you comrades will know my true
identity. At the right time and the right place, the whole operation
will reveal their identity, but for now, for security's sake and
especially for the sake of our comrades inside Iran, patience
is a virtue my sweets! The good tradition amongst us is that each
person is only to be known by three others! Hee Hee Hee.........
.... and just
like this interview, he has been trying to stay on the good side
of the masses and keep everyone happy. But you can never keep
everyone happy! His statements about the Imperial Regime had pissed
off many of the monarchists away from him and his flirtations
with Presidency and concept of Republic had made many Nationalists
to take distance from him. Later on, his lack of a clear stand
on his father's actions and the company that he keeps, made a
good number of the Republicans to abandon him. Of course his statement
about Communism definitely caused a heartache between him and
the communists and then there are Mojaheds who always wanted his
head on the stick!
Iranian communists, are they the last Communists on Earth still
in search of an imaginary Utopia of Marx?! First they were Stalinists,
then Shiite hit the fan about mass murders of Stalin, then they
became Revisionists until CCCP died! Afterward, they became pro
China until China became a totalitarian corrupt Capitalist system
only under the banner of Communism! Next they worshiped Enwer
Hoxha (Anvar Khojeh) of Albania (Shqiperia) as a role model but
even Albania, the poorest European nation had abandoned Communism!
Today, Vietnam is also moving towards Capitalism! Now, there are
half dead regimes of Cuba, North Korea and some banged up African
Marxist-Leninist Nations who are about to burn out and fade away.............
and at last the only Marxists left on Earth will be the Iranian
communists! What a riot! Someone pinch me please! Is it me or
Iranian Marxists live in LaLa Land?! Industrial Age has passed
them by and claimed Marxism as a malfunction but like Pheasants,
they have their heads deep in the snow and their asses stuck out
of the ground, so they cannot see the world, the way the rest
of us view, yet they see a bizarro world under the snow grounds!
Hello, Hey Tavarishes, Ahreeman is calling you, ..............
Communism had died in the 80's, wake up and smell Putin's schlong,
will ya? These guys are almost as bad as Mojaheds, but the difference
is that Mojaheds seek an imaginary Marxist Neo Islamist Utopia
of Shariati, but these folks seek imaginary Marxist Utopia of
Tavarish Lenin beyond the grave! Dear Lord, must we Iranians always
tag along behind the civilized world?!
please tell Hezbe Tudeh and other Marxists not to leave xeroxed
flyers copied from Mardom Newspaper at the local Persian Grocery
Store's counter? Hello Communism is dead, haven't you heard the
Mojaheds, every time Monarchists came up with a fad, Mojaheds
followed next to not lag behind the hype of the day! First it
was waving the Lion and Sun Emblem and Flag, how about Iran flag
pins on the Jackets?! Then the gathering of a few famous singers
and throwing some Nationalistic Concerts to make some commotion,
next came the Referendum Fad and Allah knows what's next?! The
funny thing is that through all these episodes, Monarchists believe
that they are dragging the Mojaheds to the straight path and soon
Mojaheds will sign an alliance with them! I don't know about Monarchists'
Dreams, but I know that Mojaheds will even jump hoops only if
it makes them to keep up with the latest fad to remain popular
amongst the masses! This has been Mojahedin's tactic for a long
while and still on going!
must understand that he can never keep everyone happy, so why
not show his true feelings and at least keep part of the opposition
happy?! First he wanted to be the Shah, then the president, next
he supported Reformists and Khatami, afterwards he just wanted
to be an opposition member, then he started this referendum deal
and back to decision of the people, yet again he talks about the
duty that he has and the duty that has been left to him as the
Prince and the inheritor of the crown and the throne! If it's
not one thing then it's another with him! One day he criticizes
Shah and the next day he defends him! One day secularism and next
day he becomes a Seyed! One day he offers to go fight Iraqis as
a pilot for Iranian Air Force and amongst the ranks of Islamic
Republic of Iran against the Ba'ath Party and the Ba'athi Military
and the next day he condemns the Islamic Regime for continuation
of the war and contribution to get the war going. One day he supports
the reforms and one day he condemns Khatami and the Reform Movement.
had never stood a firm ground and stood his grounds like a Rock.
Reza Pahlavi always managed to skip the questions, flip flop,
avoid serious arguments, jump rope, play both ends, no clear tactic
or even strategy and always hide his true feelings behind the
struggle, civil disobedient and passive non-violence of him has
a long history since his days in the soccer field! He was never
taking chances, being aggressive or causing a commotion on the
field! He was the conservative showman, just like today! The theme
of those days, was to create a great hype about him being a great
soccer player by the hands of the media, but the teams and players
in the league knew better!
hype of today, is to sell him as the alternative to the Iranian
opposition and the U.S public. Iranian Government and the wise
men who can come up with a win/win situation with America in regard
to Iran, know better that he is no chess player! His backing inside
Iran is a practical joke that he cannot even stop to laugh about
it! What backing?! The man cannot even conduct a simple debate,
even on the Internet and to answer questions to the opposition
and the Iranian people. I hope you recall this:
Dialogue Reza Pahlavi II Could Not Enter!
So how can
he represent the opposition, unite them and battle the Theocratic
Beast of the Islamic Regime? With what charisma, what argumentation
power, what logic, what plan, what organization, and most important
what Guts and Balls? How can he show the win/win plan for Iran
and U.S. to the American Government? The answer is simple, he
is not The Man!
When a man
clearly declares political ambition, then the man must have balls
to "Do" as he preaches! Simple as that my friends, simple
28 + years
of rhetorics interviewing American TV Stations and avoiding to
answer the active opposition of Iran! Conducting Infomercial Shows
of 3 to 5 minutes long with CNN and FOX but not to have the power
of analysis, argumentation, trouble shooting and logic to answer
the active opposition, masses of Iran or relevant politicians.
Reza Pahlavi still jumps rope, zig zags his way dodging questions,
debates, discussions and serious issues.
relevant hard core member of the Iranian Opposition clearly knows
by now, that Reza Pahlavi is not the Man of the Battle, Leader
of Opposition or even a political Debater!
He is great
in the kitchen as a chef, good with repetitions like a broken
record or a Rap Turn Table and he is good with short run propaganda-like
infomercials on American TV, but no back bone to face the opposition,
now forget about facing the Islamic Beast! Ahhh, and he is a sad
economist who could not even manage his own finances, bad with
stock market and practically never ran a business, so figure how
will he run the economy of a nation!
I listen to one of his interviews, I deeply feel sorrow for our
patriots! It seems like this man has no trace of his Grand Father
or even Father in him! This man, with his confused agenda, repetitious
few lines of rhetorics, and cheesy faulty books and audio and
video clips on his website, is delusional to think that he can
damage the Islamic Regime with his passive tactics! The 28 + years
has passed by and he has not even created a political party, set
aside an Army to invade IRI's Regime nor internal backing of the
military or the masses!
He plays his
games and keeps his childish Gandhi Figure, present in US Media
and believes that he is relevant in politics of Iran! He has become
a joke! Hard Core Monarchists, Nationalists, Mojaheds, Communists
and Republicans, all and all know that he is an empty shell of
a man. All talk and no action, all rhetorics and no money to back
it and to support the cause, all cheap chats and no hard core
struggle. Except a few Hand Kissers, Ass Kissers, Jurassic SAVAKi,
cheesy Monarchists, Bache Soosools, Frauds, Charlatans, Garden
Weeds, Exiled Dreaming Fools, and a small number of wishful people
inside and outside Iran hoping for him to rescue them, no one
but no one believes in his old rhetorics, Bull Shiite and lack
of Balls to fight the battle like a man and like his Grand Father.
As the great scholar, Fereydoun Hoveyda used to state: "I
can't help it but this man (Reza Pahlavi II) sounds to me as a
shallow, fake and superficial fellow."
Hard Core Monarchists laugh at his face! Even old Generals of
the Imperial Military are disappointed in him or hopelessly follow
his baseless repetitions on CNN and FOX, simply because there
is no real leader or an alternative hope out there!
who are still waiting for him to jump the white horse and come
to their rescue, well, I got news for you, wait another 28 years!
of Iran can help themselves and as I have always stated, the relevant
opposition, are the ones with low profiles, fighting the Islamic
Beast from inside Iran and all we can do is to support them. Gourmet
Chef, Seyed Reza Pahlavi de Tabatabai has been singing the same
song for 28 years. There are a few sidekicks left around him hoping
to get some dough through him and from the CIA, but the rest have
given up a long time ago! A few Iranian Radios, TVs, Ragazines,
Bull Shiite Websites and Ball polishers have left around him and
that's all my friends. The least that Mr. Pahlavi can do is to
be honest with himself!
No U.S. Invasion
No Prospect of a near future change in Iran!
Get real and face the music Reza Jan!
The key is:
Time to wake
up and for those still in denial to jump off the RP Wagon, cause
he will be singing this song for another 28 years. Personally
I still consider him a fellow opposition member and a good-hearted
man but I must say that I am terribly disappointed in him and
my disappointment gets larger by the day. Well, at least he is
a patriot and not a traitor opportunist criminal like members
of Jebhe Meli!
Once a while
he shows up on TV and lines up a few lines of Bull Shiite, huffs
and puffs about how soon he will organize a movement to overthrow
IRI, but suddenly he fades away for another long period of time!
Welcome to Reza Pahlavi Show ongoing for over quarter of a century!
This must be the longest variety show on the Persian TVs!
I hope, by
now, you understand that what I mean by being so lucky and blessed!
Why you ask? Because I have no political ambition! I do not have
any political ambition; therefore, I can speak my true mind and
heart. I can speak my mind and my heart out and without any political
correctness and sorrow that I might hurt some group or persons.
I do not care to play both ends, keeping everyone happy, shooting
rhetorics on CSPAN, acting the part of a concerned citizen patriot
in front of the camera, and living an empty charade-like life
for 28 years in exile! No sir, I say what I want, when I want
and to whomever I want. I do not care to role-play on TV or in
public. I do not have to hide my feelings and I certainly do not
have to watch my mouth! The only thing I care about is to not
deceive the masses and feed them garbage. I maybe painfully straight
forward and many will get their touchy Feely emotions hurt by
my words, but I have been blunt and dead honest. I shall remain
the same until I die. What you see is what you get my friends.
Now you understand
that how lucky I am to not have a political ambition; therefore,
I do not have to Bull Shiite the masses, put up a show, and play
the game like many others do. I certainly do not have to hide
my true feelings about the different political and historical
I have no
financial needs, no ego trip, no power trip, no alter motives
and no political ambition. This is why the masses trust my words.
Free as a bird, indeed ......
and freedom for all ............
to the resistance
A Lover of Iran,
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