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A Manifestation and My Will

Why I prefer Plant over Human?
A Manifestation and My Will
Ahreeman X
Revised: June 8, 2007

I, The Gardener

I, The Gardener,
I am The Gardener.
I prefer Plant over Human!
Strange, you say?

I prefer plants over human beings! Why, you ask?

Plants are beautiful.
Plants are calm.
Plants give me a sense of peace and relaxation.
Plants are adorable.
Plants help me forget the problems in the world.
Plants are interesting to study.
Plants are fun to observe.
Plants are interesting to watch grow.
Plants give me a peace of mind.
Plants are lovely.

I have a beautiful garden; this is my way to cope with life. I speak to my plants. They are my babies. I love them.

Gardens of Ecbatana

My garden has 4 sections on 4 sides of the house:

* Back Garden (Hidden Treasures): Fruit Trees, Vines, Rose Bushes, Birds of Paradise and other fragrance flowers

* Right Garden (The Right Wing): Geraniums, Desert Rose and other short beddings and plants

* Left Garden (The Left Wing): Rose Bushes, Birds of Paradise, Fruit Trees, and variety of beddings and flowers

* Front Garden (The Facade): Rose Bushes, Jasmine, Giant Palms, Giant Birds of Paradise, Cana Lily, trees, etc.

The House plus The Garden, makes up "Ecbatana" (my estate), my hideout from people, from civilization, away from human contact!

I have:

20 fruit trees
24 Rose Bushes
many other trees, bushes, vines, flowers and coverings.

Everything must have a purpose,
I do not like decorative things!
Flowers must look good and smell good.
Trees must be unique, rare or bare fruits.

Every flower, which I have, every flower that I buy, must often have a great fragrance to it. It must have a fine odor and smell, otherwise why would I buy it? A flower must smell good or it is useless to me! Just like dogs. I cannot stand useless little poodles or shiatsus! I want a killer dog, a Doberman, a Shepherd, something that can be a good security guard, something that can kill people with one bite! Some kind of Dog that can wrestle me and take a bite off my leg and give me a challenge wrestling!

Everything must have a use, a purpose!
I do not like decorative things or useless things!

I have 24 Rose Bushes, hell, half of them are as tall as 6' 6" tall! They are taller than I (6' 3")! I have grown almost everything in my garden by myself and I grew them from nothingness or since they were babies. They are my babies. I can lose myself in my garden! I have 24 Rose Bushes of different colors and different breeds and all of them have a special fragrance.

I have red, yellow, white, pale, orange, pink, black, and even the rare silver rose!
I even have certain Rose Bushes with two tone colors.
I even have certain rose bushes, which bloom in one color, grow in second color and die out in third color!
I even have rose bushes with actually two completely different breeds and color of roses on each side!

I have the strangest breeds of Roses!

I love my fruit trees:
Peach, Lemon, tangerine, Sour Orange, plum, avocado,
persimmon, pomegranates, dates, kumquats, loquats,
On goes the list ......
I even have the rare "Sweet Persian Lemon"! Americans do not even have this tree! Mexicans have it though! Sweet Lemon, is not really a lemon, yet it is a different fruit, which is citrus, yet we call it lemon, but it is sweet as orange! Lots of vitamin C. Mexicans call it Lima Dulce.
I even have a special blend of peach, especially made for my main squeeze!
Many of these trees, I grew from scratch (seeds) and now they are 15 feet tall trees!
I, The Creator!

I have flowers with beautiful odors and beauty,
Honey Suckle, Jasmine, etc.

I have many Black Desert Rose, which in fact is a type of cactus! I have a variety of Cactus Breeds.
I have beautiful Black Cana Lily with large black leaves and reddish orange flowers.

I have all colors and all types of plants but my favorite color is Black! I search for plants in black color. Not many plants are in black color! I like plants with black color leaves, they are mysterious. I have Black Desert Rose Cactus, Black Giant Cana Lily and Black Rose Bush with awesome fragrance.

I have specific palms, Cyca Palms, huge and thick, short and glorious, on both sides of my driveway, they are very expensive, I would say about 2,500 Dollars each.

I have Giant Birds of Paradise with Black and White Flowers (14 feet high) in the front garden and then, Short Birds of Paradise with Orange, White and Purple (Derafsh Kaviyani) Flowers (7 feet high) in the back garden! Amazing flowers, which resemble birds!

On both sides of my driveway, there are matching plants. Two sets of four different plants, one on each side. From front to back, on each side, I have:

Black Cana Lily, Bird of Paradise, Crest Cactus, Cyca Palm

Everything must have an order to it. Without order, there is chaos!

You see, this is my other side, this is my time away from this world, this is how I lose myself in embrace of my babies.

I walk in my garden. All 4 sides of my house are plants and gardens. I built this world. I created this world. They are my babies.

I walk in my garden at night and I speak to my babies, I smell them, I take care of them.
I stare in to my garden at daytime, I stare at distant horizon, I sit on the porch, stare at flowers and lose myself in deep thoughts. I get inspired!

I do weeding, feeding, Ironing, exterminating, soiling, mulching, trimming, watering, .......... I never ever in my life, hired a Gardener!

Gardeners are like Car Wash Attendants, useless! They over charge you and always miss something and do a half ass job! How can they care about your rare plants and valuable automobiles, the same way that you do? They never do the job right, especially for an obsessive-compulsive perfectionist like me! The Frag with them, I take care of my babies! I detail my automobiles and I garden my own garden! I am dead busy, but I manage!

Gardening is good for the body,
Physical work, builds the body and character!
Gardening is good for the soul,
Beauty of nature, sooths the soul and psyche!

I, The Gardener,
I, The Creator!

Sometimes I do not take care of them for a week or two, and I can swear I hear them scream and calling for me to water and feed them. I hear their screams at night, calling me to attend to them, water them, feed them, love them, smell them and keep them company. So I surrender, I stop whatever it is that I am doing, no matter how important it may be ……….. and I move on to attend to my plants.

My Plants are my best friends.
They love me unconditionally.

I can do gardening for 7 hours straight, the other week I came home 12:30 PM from teaching and gardened until 7:30 PM! It is lots of work, a lot and lot of work, only trimming branches is a lot by itself! I have trees 35 feet tall!

But you know what?

This is my world, the world I created, the world away from the zoo out there!

Let's see, whose a Dishy Babe that I love to bag? Uma Thurman, Liv Taylor, Jodie Foster, or maybe Brooke Shields?

I would reject them all to be with my plants!

I turn down the most gorgeous Chunky little blonde or Teen child bride if it comes down to my plants!

I prefer plants over human beings!
Take away the humanity and grant me the plants!

Why Humanity is so sacred?

They value humanity so much! This is illogical to me! Why value an animal specie so much? Human is only an animal. An animal with no respect for the planet Earth. An animal which is actively destroying this planet!

They say human is apart from animals! They say human was created in image of God! They say Human life is sacred!

I say, God is a Myth and human is an overgrown baboon! A selfish and stupid overgrown baboon who believes he is the master of this planet, so he has absolute rights to destroy this planet with his wars, nukes, pollution, bio-chemical waste and over population! Human Animal kills other animals for fun and destroys plant life as he pleases. Human animal even kills his own kind for hundreds of different idiotic reasons including religion, racism, politics, greed, power, imperialism or just simple criminal fun called murder! Human animal is a type of animal who has no respect even for his own kind! Human animal becomes a Dictator, a Theocratic Ruler, an Imam, a Monarch, or a Shah and then mass exterminates other humans of different race, different religion, different political ideology, and different philosophy! Eventually human animal will destroy this planet!

What is so great about humanity?
I have seen nothing from the human animal except ignorance, greed, religion, ideology and cultism as motivation to oppress others.

I have seen nothing from humanity but lies, betrayal, abandonment, and stabs in my back!

Stab Marks on my Body!

I have stab marks from knives of Hezbollah all over my body.
I have stab marks from friends all over my back!
I have enemies and then I have friends who are worst than enemies!
I have people whose jobs are solely to pour salt on my stab wounds!
I have wounds as large as the Dead Sea!

What is so Great About Humanity?

They say humanity is good.
They say to be human is great.
They say humanity is a great quality.
They say to be Human is the greatest and most valuable gift granted to us!

I say, screw this gift and the gift giver!
I say screw humanity.
I say screw human animal.
I say screw God!

Why Human Life is so Sacred?

Human has been made in God's image!
This is the very proof that God is imperfect!
This is the very proof that God is flawed!
This is the very proof that God is a screw up!

Human is nothing but an animal.
An animal with complex brain.
A complex brain which makes him feel arrogant and superior to other species of animals and plants living on this planet.

Human is only an animal.
Human does not feel sad and enraged by mass slaughter of other animals or plants.
Human does not feel as a murderer by mass slaughter of pigs, sheep, cows, …

Why should I feel sad, enraged or sorrow for mass slaughter of humans?
Why should I feel sorrow to see them commit genocide?
Why should I feel sorrow to see them kill each other in wars?
Why should I feel sorrow to see them starve around the world?
Wars, Famine, Drought, Genocide, Bigotry, Murder, Holy Wars, Greed, Oppression, Religion, …

Oh let them all kill each other and die out!
I have no sorrow for them!
I have no compassion for humanity.
I have no compassion left in me!
I despise the human touch.
I despise humanity.
I despise human contact.

Human breeds animals only for consumption!
Why don't we breed humans only for consumption?
Why don't we just kill them all and let their God to sort them out?

I have seen nothing from humanity but betrayal, greed, stupidity, disease, and death.
I can't trust no one, I have no one.
Lone Ranger rides again ……

Keep me away from humanity.
Drown me in my plants.
Show me beauty.
Show me plants.

Why Plants?

Plants do not talk back.
Plants do not give attitude.
Plants don't get headaches.
Plants do not PMS.
Plants do not go on the Rag.
Plants do not get Migraine Headaches.
Plants never grow up to become God Damn Liberal Democrats.
Plants do not become Islamists!
Plants do not become Militant Homosexuals.
Plants do not commit to Gay Marriage and then Gay Adoption!
Plants do not become Feme Nazis.
Plants do not turn to Bull Dykes!
Plants do not become Serial killers.
Plants do not become President Clitoris to be elected for two terms, coming from Arkansas and during a Cigar Episode, to forget about receiving a blowjob from an Sperm Dumpster Intern!
Plants do not become hypocrites and Desk Ballers!
Plants do not become politically correct!
Plants do not betray nor abandon me!

The Charade!

Plants do not become part of the Hypocrisy (political correctness) like bloody President of the university that first decides to conduct a public vote by all student/faculty/staff body to keep a certain Indian Mascot or let it go, after 70 years of tradition by this Mascot/Icon/Logo to serve as our Identification Icon. Then students vote to keep the Mascot, but just because a few sissy faggy minority militant Indian/Black politically correct wus balls find it offensive, a 70 years old tradition of our university will seize to exist! President on his sole authority decides to kill the Icon of our university after 70 years! And later on, only when people like myself start a rebellion on campus, he decides to keep the Mascot but to make him dress politically correct.

And now our Mascot looks nothing like the Great Aztec Warrior-Emperor! Now our Aztec Emperor Mascot, looks like a Feathered Gay-Lord out of a Gay-La in a Politically Correct Gay-World! He is a fraction of what he used to be, only because of a Bastard Hypocrite President who hates my guts, but he can't get rid of me, simply because he needs me! The whole department loves me, my students kill for me, my superiors die for me, staff adores me, and university needs me, otherwise he would have gotten rid of me, long time ago! Which I do not give a flying fandango anyway! People in my field, do not look for jobs, but agents nation wide, search and offer us jobs in variety of corporations. The only reason that I still teach and work in university, making half of what I can make outside, is because I love the academic intellectual atmosphere of the university, I love the honesty and I hate the corporate back stabbing political world out there! Also universities do not move or merge, but corporations do! Besides, if I get too lonesome for the corporate world out there, I take a contract here or there, which I always do! But thanks to the Bong Hole Hypocrite President, he brought politics even to our campus!

Hypocrisy and political correctness even among administration and administrative decision-makings! Well, not that I have ever had much respect for the Dean or President and I told this in their faces! They can blow me anytime they want, right before they fire me. Hey, the minute they get rid of me, Uncle Bill at Seattle will be greeting me at Microsoft and if Seattle is too wet, then there's always Motorola in Texas, Qualcom in San Diego, Nokia in San Diego, or even Silicon Valley! Sky is the limit. But I was never a Kiss Ass, I will never be one, and I had always lived life, My Way (Frank Sinatra)!

"Frag them all", has always been my motto!

Shoot them "All" and let "Allah" sort them out!
Frag them "All" and do not even use Vaseline!


Plants are not jealous.
Plants do not envy.
Plants do not play politics.
Plants do not bitch.
Plants do not get their feelings hurt.
Plants do not get offended.
Plants do not carry grudges.
Plants do not betray you.
Plants do not stab you in the back.
Plants do not become anarchists.
Plants do not end up as Ku Klux Klans.
Plants do not become Black Panthers.
Plants do not become Nation of Islam.
Plants do not sing Allah O Akbar.
Plants do not go: Ashhado Ana Mohammed al Rasul Allah...Aha aha aaaaaa Yaha yaha yahahaha...
Plants do not make coups.
Plants do not commit genocide.
Plants do not become Dictators.
and for sure

"Plants do not make Islamic Revolution or best said Islamic Reaction"
and screw up an 8000 years old, most Ancient Civilization on Earth named Persia and turn it to a Shiite hole!
Plants do not become Velayat-e Faqih!
Plants do not become Ayatollahs!

Plants do not become Popes, Bishops or Pedophile Butt Banging Priests of Catholic Church!
So the Church has to decide that if these priests banged butt as the first offense or as consecutive offenses! What does it matter?! Once or twice or multiple butt banging of the Choir Boys?! Send them to rot in jail and be Butt Banged by thick boned Black Brothers named "Baba Johnson" and "Hambone Washington", in there! Let's see if the Jesus will come to their rescue while Baba Johnson will do a number on their Holy butts!

Let Big Baba, do "The Nasty" on them Holy Butts!
Pain, Pleasure and then stitches!

Plants do not become prophets, conduct miracles, behalf the moon, walk on the water, or divide the Red Sea! They don't turn sticks to snakes, they don't turn water to wine, neither will they bring a book of crap full of stories made for adults and bring messages from Allah, Jesus, Lord or Yahweh or any other great invisible guy in the sky who is deciding on the faith of the population under!

Plants are selfless.
Plants love me for myself.
Plants are faithful forever.
Plants do not faction out of IPC and branch out of the movement.
Plants do not betray Iran.
Plants do not Arab Worship.
Plants do not bend over and read Namaz!
Plants do not put their personal agenda over Iran's prosperity.
Plants do not sell Iran by the pound.
Plants do not have an office, a large size desk, a leather office chair to sit on as an opposition leader and play with their Dicks and Balls, 24 hours straight and do it behind their office desks as "Desk Ballers"!
Plants remain faithful to the end.
Plants give you what you give them.
Plants take, but they give back flowers, fruits, fragrance and beauty.
Plants love me because I love them.
Plants are my life and my babies.
Plants are sincere.
Plants will remain forever if you take care of them.
Plants are eternal ......
Plants give me hope.
Plants give me a new reason to struggle for another day.
Plants make my sun shine!

I could without hesitation Nuke a few million useless human beings, less idiots on Earth, more Oxygen for the rest of human population, actually:

Less Human Beings on Earth = More Environment and Resources for Plants!

Slaughter all the Bozos with the Bozone around them! Turn more Bozone to Ozone! More Air for others!

Ye, I can Nuke a million or two human beings, human is just an Animal, nothing more and nothing less. Less useless Animals, less pollution, less massacre, less religious wars, less terrorism, less pollution on Mother Earth!

Frag them all, kill them all and let Allah sort them out!

I have no problem Nuking a million or Two Islamic Fundies in Middle East! But I cannot destroy a single plant! I cannot kill a plant, a beautiful plant, living breathing plant, which provides beauty, glory; it even provides me oxygen!

Human takes oxygen and exhales Carbon out, but plants even provide me with Oxygen, because they inhale Carbon CO2 and exhale Oxygen! Plants are good for environment, human are not!

I can't hurt a single plant. They are my babies! I even hate to clip my Roses, I do it gently so they do not feel the pain, I make it like cutting toenails, so they do not feel it! I do not want to hurt my Roses.

This is My World away from this world.
In My World, I am The Creator,
In My World, my creations love me!
In My World, we live in peace.
In My World, there lives only Love,
My Plants and I,
Pure Love,
I, The Creator,
I, The Gardener ......

My Will
I shall become one with Eternity

My plants are my best friends.
They love me unconditionally.

My plants are my world, they remain faithful to me and they remain my friends and keep me company until the end. They will stay with me until the end. They are my true friends, my salvation, my essence of life.....

And when I die (I doubt that it will be a natural death!), do not bury me, I need Air, I am claustrophobic!

They shall cremate me, burn this body, let the Holy Fire burn me and shed light and then.........
Throw my ashes from the top of the Torry Pines Cliffs in to the Torry Pines Beach, the most beautiful and clean Water Beach in San Diego County ............ throw my ashes from the top of the cliffs into the Pacific Ocean, let me rejoice and rejoin with Ocean, we came from the water, we go back to the water (Evolution), let me be free ........ but please ........ shed a bit of my ashes onto the soil of my garden and then water my garden so my ashes will blend with the soil and be fed to my plants.

I shall become Plant!
I will become my plants, free from filth of this world and become pure beauty, pure innocence, pure plant.

free me to the sun,
free me to the wind,
free me to the soil,
free me to the water,
free me to the air,
free me to the nature,
free me to my plants,
free me to eternity ......

Oh, I will live forever, in the essence of my plants and be amongst my plants, and when you smell a rose in my garden or when you eat one of my plums, you will remember me, remember that once upon a time, lived a being named, ......... Ahreeman X.

I shall become one with Eternity.

Dr. X

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