An-Qolab!
(Fake Feces)
The Reaction (Islamic Revolution Lampoon)
Persian Tazi and Persian Latin Versions
Ahreeman X
August 9, 2007
  
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Persian Latin
Version
Persian Latin
version has written with the
IPC
Standard Alphabet for writing Persian in Latin
Def-Jam
IPC Poetry presents: "The Reaction" aka "An-Qolab"!
Qese-ye por
Qose-ye An-Qolab!
This one for
the,
Reaction of 1979 (An-Qolab) and its Creators (An-Qolabi-youn)!
[An-Qolab = Fake Feces, Fake Shiite Revolution, Reaction!]
OK Kiddies,
Gather around,
Let me tell you a story about a Nation who committed suicide!
One day, they picked up a knife and they stabbed themselves in
the heart and of course in the butt!
and strangely, until this day, no one is willing to take responsibility
for the,
Stabbing of the heart or the butt!
Let me tell
you a story of a nightmare,
The Nightmare of 1979!
Times where good,
Nation was wealthy, perky, security, tidy and fondly!
But our Fathers were tired of happiness and security for their
families
So our Fathers decided to change all the colors in to the Black
and turn our Nation in to the Shiite Hole!
They did seek democracy but they ended up with Pile O Shiite!
What do we call this, kiddies?
"Sins of The Fathers"
Indeed!
The Solution
So kiddies,
if you have a problem with the way things had turned out on 1979
(after the Shiite Revolution), and of course the way your parents
had destroyed your lives (after 1979), then I suggest for you
to go get a baseball bat and shove it all the way up your Daddy
and Mommy's Shiiter! It won't change the history but at least
it will make you feel better!
So let me
tell ya all about it!
This was the
Devolutionary Process of Iran:
Iran
= The Beautiful nation that I was born and raised in it
Viran = What the An-Qolabi-youn turned Iran in to! (a Destroyed
and Shattered Shack)
Miran = What they started to build, after the destruction
(Muslim Iran)
KIRan = The present Shiite Hole that your Fathers had built
for you (Khomeini's Islamic Republic)
So this is
what has happened:
Iran
=> Viran => Miran => KIRan
Yes, this
was the Devolution of Lady Iran!
Now I got
a special poem for you,
I call this one,
The Reaction!
(An-Qolab)
[The Fake Shiite Revolution]
Do you want
me to do one instantaneous poem?
With Rhythmic 6/8 Lyrics?
Eye-Rainian Style?
Now, you want
me to do one on Iranian disease?
This one for
all the Kos Kash-ayns who done Goh-Khori of 1978 - 79
And are still in Denial!
De-Nial (The Nile) is not only a river in Egypt!
It is also an Eye-Rainian Disease!
Here we go,
Let me tell you a story,
Bache ha jam'e
beshin,
Ye Chai bedam, Garm beshin,
Mikham baratun Qese begam!
Qese-ye por Qose begam!
Yeki bud,
yeki nabud
Zire Gonbad-e Kabud
Ye Keshvari bud be name Iran
Iran, ye Khanom bud,
Ye Khanom-e khoshgeli bud,
Iran Khanom neshaste bud,
Hamin tor ke khoshhal bud o Chai mikhord
Yeho, Ra'd o Barq shod, Tufan shod,
Yeho hame chi Viran shod!
Dastan-e ma injuri shod ...
You know me,
I am instantaneous,
Poems come to me like Vahy to Mohammed!
I feel it
coming, here's one coming to me,
Fel bedahe
mikham she'retun bedam!
Qera tu kamar?
Berim?
Raftim!
Biyayn?
Here we go,
sing along with 6/8 rhythm
Hama ba ham, biyayn........
are you ready?
Let's roll,
Here we go, here we go
* * *
An-Qolab!
Atal Matal
Tutule
Dule Ruhollah, che jure?
Refah o
Asayesh bud
Goshne Geda che jure?
Sargarmi-yo
Khande bud
Zajr o Zajeh che jure?
Lebasa
rang varang bud
Rang-e Siyah che jure?
Party o
Diskotek bud
Shivan o Aza che jure?
Rahati
o Safa bud
Gerye Zari che jure?
Atash o
Khorshid bud
Hassan Hussein che jure?
Nowruz
o Tirgan bud
Rowze, Ta'ziye che jure?
Farhang
oTahsil bud
Aba, Amameh che jure?
Daman o
Keravat bud
Rish o Lachak che jure?
Azadi-yo
Qanun bud
Adl-e Ali che jure?
Shirni
o Shokolat bud
Ta'un o Marg che jure?
Mini zhup
o Shalvarak bud
Kalaq Siyah che jure?
Doktor
o Porofosor bud
Gav o Olaq che jure?
Shikam-e
ma sir bud
Za'f o Maraz che jure?
Khoshi
mal-e Taqut-e
Jomhuri Eslami che jure?
Mollah,
Masjed che jure?
Ketab Doa che jure?
Va'de Va'id
che jure?
Qatl o E'dam che jure?
Emam khube
ya Mollah?
Ye pat o begir tu hava!
Abed mikhay
ya Ramal?
Na Seyed o Na Hamal!
Na Qom
khube na Kashun
La'nat be har dota-shun!
Atal Matal
Gurestun
Pish be su-ye Torkestun
Rahbar-e Hendi bestun
Melat o bebar Qabrestun!
Esmesho
bezar Khomeini
Velayat-e Faqihi
Na fahm
dare, na qanun
Bar mikone Haziyun!
Na pul
dadesh, na khune
Keshvar o kard virune
Ma An-Qolab
kardim
Iran o Abad kardim
Shah o
birun kardim
Mollah ro, darun kardim
A jestim
o va jestim
Tu Hoz-e Sendeh jestim!
Keshvar-e
ma, Qashang bud
Parde-hash, rang be rang bud
Emam o
ru kar kardim
Parde ro Siyah kardim
Dul-e Emam
o Busidim
Kun-e Emam o Lisidim
Emam be
ma ye KIR zad
Ye KIR-e qelqeli zad!
Nesfemun
zendun raftim
Baqiyamun Kharej raftim
Emam be
ma Eydi dad
Ye KIR-e qelqeli dad!
Keshvar
o Maval kardim
Raftim Paris, Jah kardim!
Ma An-Qolab
Kardim
Emam o Ma, Shah kardim!
Ma An-Qolab
kardim
Sendeh ro Ash kardim!
Ma az ru
ham nemirim
Zir-e bar ham nemirim!
Ma kheyli
ham por-ru-im
Goh Khordim ham nemigim!
Biyayn
hama ba ham,
Dobare, Dobare, ...
Ma An-Qolab
Kardim
Emam o Ma, Shah kardim!
Ma An-Qolab
kardim
Sendeh ro Ash kardim!
(KIR = Khomeini's
Islamic Republic)
Sha'er:
Malek ol Sho'ara-ye Chenar,
Khajeh Ahreeman-e Kermanshahi-ye Mama-Qani-ye Oriyan

Ahreeman
Mirza Qajar
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Shiite Gallery!
Gallery Full
O Shiite
 
L. The Eye
of the Shiite Chadori Beholder
R. Ashura Mame Zani (Breast Banging Shiite Mourning)

Imam Khomeini
enters Iran (1979)
Beginning of Iran's Fragture!

Those Holy
Evil Eyes!

Iran after
1979 = Arabo-Islamization of the Persian Culture!

Shiite Mentality:
Let me put some mud on my face, mourn, bang on my head and on
my chest, because over 1000 years ago, some Arab (Imam Hussein)
got killed! Let's cry, scream and cut ourselves to bleed, so we
can feel Hussein's pain!

Tolab on
the March but only as a ceremonial show!
Holy men never go to war, they send the youth to die in the war!

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