Final Sexual Solution for the 21st Century, Decade Zeros (2000s)
August 3, 2007
Ok now you need a break from politics!
Sexual Evolution starts right here!
Yes, Dr. X's
prescription for Final sexual Solution!
Solution, prescribed by Dr. X! I have thought a lot about this
issue, about how to adapt our sexual needs and behaviors to the
modern times and the Zeros Decade (2000s)!
Why take medications
when I have a natural answer to your problems?
For the sake
of your body and soul, I had finally came up with this plan;
4 girls for
every guy. That's right! Each and every guy needs 4 women to continue
his existence and it will be in this order:
Girls, For Every Man
1. The Main Squeeze
This woman would be the number one, the one who will organize
your pitiful ass, organizes your finances, the house, your schedules,
and basically manages your life. She gets things in order, and
get you going. She will be your lovey dove, the love of your life
and your main gal. She is your pretty face. Your ass is lost without
2. The Mistress
She will be your home away from home, the one who will be your
main dish, your erotic and passionate partner, your love slave.
You will squeeze all the love juices out of her, as much as you
can feed. She will be your ticket to satisfaction. She is like
your Bang and Luv-some! She will listen to all your problems and
she will kiss it and make it feel better. She will trouble-shoot
your life, you simply cannot do without her.
3. The Side Kick
This gal will be your bosom buddy, your pal to hang with. She
will be your Batgirl and you will be her Batman. She is your secret
keeper, your good old buddy ol pal. She will be your escort and
chaperones your ass all over the place. She will keep you occupied
and make you feel important. She will be your right hand. To have
her on your side is a must.
4. The Date
This babe is necessary for your ego, you need her existence to
prove to yourself that you still got it. Yes, "You The Man
and You Got The Game." You will dip your bread in this gravy
dish to re-energize. She is dishy and you must bag her! Her performance
is crucial to your existence.
You see, this
way you will be happy, they will be happy and even Haji Kuchike
will be happy!
you need to get with the plan, the plan is tested and approved,
so get with the program!
What the hell, I do not want to be chauvinistic, so The Doctor
will prescribe the
same for the women, yes ladies you can have your candy too.
4 men for each woman; furthermore, the order will be;
Men For Every Woman
To take care of your million tasks and chores, to run your errands,
he is the man for the job. He will do all your dirty deeds, do
all your petty tasks, and get you organized, and why? Cause, to
just be near you, and to enjoy your company! He will be happy
doing all kinds of tasks for you and to just feel or touch you
once a while! He is the slave for little bit of your company and
touch and in returns, he will become your errand boy.
2. The Gay Man
This pitiful damn sissy-boy will have an open ear for all your
gossips and your juicy chitchats. You can talk on the phone with
this woos, all that you want. You will yakity yak, and talk behind
everyone's back for hours. This Queen will be your talking, shopping,
and run around town partner. This fag ol boy, will shop with you
till you drop. He will satisfy your needs to gossip, Shop and
to keep you up-to-date with the latest rumors!
3. The Rich Man
This old fart will be happy to spend all the dough that you need,
on you! He will take care of your financial needs. Jewelry, leather,
fur, clothes, shoes, bags and other presents will be bought, just
for the sake of his ego to have a pleasure of your company. You
being on his side is his need. He will get thrills by supporting
your ass, providing for and protecting you, otherwise he cannot
even get it up, so he will not even sexually approach you. Oh
maybe once a while with the help of Vitamin E and Vitamin V (Viagra)
he will get some nookie! You know what they say: When you get
too old to cut the mustard, then you must start licking the jar!
So he ain't no Casanova but he surely can lick it like a thirsty
dog! All you have to do is to sometimes pad him on the back and
tap him on the head, like an old dog! Just to show you off in
public, makes his day! He'll be your Sugar Daddy!
4. The ManDingo Man
When everyone will leave, when all are gone, this man will show
up. This man will knock on your door with his Luv Tool! Then you
will open the door and he will come on in while swinging his tool
from side to side and round and round! This man will rock your
world. He has only one duty, only one purpose, and he has been
well trained for it. His purpose is to bang the hell out of your
Suzie Q, he will fangul the hell out of your blossom, until you
scream: "It is enough, I am sore and ripped apart"!
The ManDingo man will fudge the taste out of your mouth, screw
your brains out, make you shiver like a cat in the summer heat
and suck the sherbet out of your little kitty at the same time!
The ManDingo man will frag the Shiite out of you until you scream
Allah O Akbar! He The Man, "The ManDingo Man"!
So you see
ladies, I was thinking of you gals too!
the Doctor had prescribed your medication for the 21sth Century,
and the "Zeros Decade" (2000s), you can go on and do
the nasty in order of numbers. Happy millennium to all you boys
and girls. Follow Doctor X's prescription, and you will be a happy
camper. Your satisfaction is guaranteed by the Doctor.
simply need Modern Ways, for The Modern Days!"
Zeros, Everything goes!"
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