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Liberalism is Syphilis of the Mind!
3 Stages of Syphilis - Liberal Humor

 

Liberalism is Syphilis of the Mind!
3 Stages of Syphilis AKA Liberalism
Case Study - Liberal Humor

Ahreeman X
January 27, 2021


Funny Gay Fat Liberal Burlesque Tutu Boy
Chubster Lib Boy: Yes, let’s get this party started! I’m fat, gay, nerd and liberal. I eat lots of burrito, look at this gut! I got lots of junk in the trunk and I’m damn proud of it! I didn’t want to take part in this Ahreemanic Net Spoof directed by that homophobe, xenophobe, sexist, racist, agist, sizeist, spiciest, redneck Ahreeman, but he made me an offer I couldn’t refuse! Do yous loves my nipple tassels?! Let’s roll them round and round! Let’s get this party going baby!

Wow Boy!

Liberalism like Syphilis has 3 stages and it is contagious:

Syphilis AKA Liberalism Stages Index

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* Stage 1 Syphilis: Chancre Soars
(School Indoctrinated Liberal)
* Stage 2 Syphilis: Skin Soars Full of Pus
(Mid-Range Infectious Liberal)
* Stage 3 Syphilis: Brain Insanity
(Advanced LaLa Landish Liberal)

Syphilis AKA Liberalism Stages Display


Liberal Joe blow Draggy at College Campus Indoctrination Class – Stage 1 Liberalism
* Stage 1 Syphilis: Chancre Soars
(School Indoctrinated Liberal)
Chancre Soars appear on genitalia and skin.
(Liberal Patient is getting trained by the Marxist Professors to become a full blown ANTIFA, BLM or Environmental Wacko by the graduation time! At this point, he often finds himself locked up in his safe space crib while putting on black lipstick)
- Note: At this stage, patient calls himself “Liberal Joe Blow Draggy”!


ANTIFA Joe Bone Faggy at Rally – Stage 2 Liberalism
* Stage 2 Syphilis: Skin Soars Full of Pus
(Mid-Range Infectious Liberal)
Rash and Skin Soars appear on the skin, chancre soars become full of pus and infection.
(Liberal Patient is randomly screaming and shouting slogans of Climate Change, Global Warming, Social Justice, Systemic Racism, Institutional Racism, Social Racism, Gibberish Gender Pronouns, 6 to 60 Genders, Safe Space, Silence the Haters, Censor the Fascists, Political Correctness, Transgender Bathrooms, and Gay Militant Terminology. The patient begins to behave irrationally, unscientifically, neurotic and angry! He often finds himself wearing black leather jacket, black platform jackboots with short shorts, shouting at strangers in the street asking them “Say his name?” while raising a large placard poster with the face of a black career criminal gang member named “Long John Hambone” shot by the police!)
- Note: At this stage, patient calls himself “ANTIFA Joe Bone Faggy”!


Socialist Tran Star Jane Doe Tranny at Show – Stage 3 Liberalism
* Stage 3 Syphilis: Brain Insanity
(Advanced LaLa Landish Liberal)
Large Bodily Soars appear, Cardiovascular Syphilis attacks the heart, Neurosyphilis attacks the nerves and eventually the brain, resulting in dementia, then insanity and lastly death.
(Liberal Patient is now a full physical and mental threat to himself and the society. He begins counting cow farts to save the earth, hugs trees to give them love, swims with the smelt fish to save them, makes quilt blankets for baboons to stay warm, destroys jobs and takes people’s livelihood away to save insects, isolates himself in parents’ garage where he lives, except when he burns down cities riding with ANTIFA and BLM, puts on a skirt without shaving his legs, puts on makeup without shaving his face and puts on panties without choke strapping his penis, so a bulge pops up from beneath his skirt, same as Michelle Obama, and lastly he competes as a transgender athlete with little girls lifting weights which he wins gold in every tournament while shouting social justice, kneeling and raising fist protesting the flag and the anthem. At nights, he just walks the street butt naked wearing a satin dress, letting it all hang out and bounce around! He is now officially a liberated nonbinary gender with the pronoun “It”! Now he is ready to go get a parttime job at Google, finding a home with rest of the jalopies!)
- Note: At this stage, patient calls himself “Socialist Tran-Star Jane Doe Tranny”!


Funny Gay Fat Liberal Leather Thong Boy
Short Shorts Lib Boy: How come no one displayed me under any stage? Hows about me? Look at my lamb shanks, beefy pearly white thighs and short short thongs! That neanderthal Ahreeman just doesn’t appreciate fashion and prime rib meat like this! I’m too much of a woman for him to handle! That’s why he didn’t categorize me in any stage and given me a major role in his gay net spoof! I’m in sulk with you Ahreeman! I’ll never speak to you again!

Oh Lord, what would we do without Liberals?!

Ph.D. in conservatism,
Defender of patriotism,
The believer in optimism,
Dr. of passion and eroticism,
With a truck load of magnetism,
Disciple of charm and romanticism,
The one and only, yours truly, Dr. X;
Ahreeman X

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