Mid Winter Nightmare!
A Fantasy Humor Play
An Ahreemanic Classic - IPC Nostalgia
Republished: December 23, 2007
I wrote this
piece a while ago. This is basically a sequel to the:
A Mid Spring Nightmare!
A Mid Summer Nightmare!
Mid Winter Nightmare!
An Islamo-Pedophile Gay Dream with Ahmadinejad!
I had a Islamo-Pedophile
Gay Dream with Ahmadinejad in it!
This is so
bizarre! This morning I woke up due to 2 reasons:
I. A smack
across the head by Blondie!
II. A Woody by Haji Kuchike!
Why you ask?
Allow me to tell you a story
I had a pedophile
gay dream with Ahmadinejad present! Strange you say? Well I'll
be damned! Soon I need to write a humor piece about it:
It was a freezing
cold mid winter night and I was cuddling up under the blankets
in my king size Victorian bed, and then it all started
had entered the room in an SS Uniform, trying to imitate Hitler!
A: Death to
Israel, Death to Zionism,
(Usual shouts and slogans
Then he took
of his uniform and jack-boots!
changed and now we were outside on the sidewalk!
So in a nutshell,
Blondie, Ahmadinejad, 3 kids and myself were sitting nude in a
modern extra large bathtub, which was placed on the sidewalk next
to the gate of our old house in Sepah Avenue, Tehran, Iran (now
possessed by Mullahs)! Fire Hydrant was screwed open, water was
splashing all over us. Ahmadinejad had a pasdar uniform on and
then next minute he became naked!
All of us
were sitting on the edge of the tub, chit chatting (Anishtok migoftim)!
It was all innocent, we were not having sex or anything but we
were planning on having some!
So we told
the kids to run around and play, and we told Blondie to bring
us drinks. Then there was only Ahmadinejad and me, alone in the
you know, Ahmadinejad was crawling on his stomach on the sidewalk,
telling jokes and acting silly (like a Marmulak reptile). Metamorphoses!
Ahmadi became a lizard! He was so funny and humorous.
I told him:
X: You must
be the funniest pasdar, which I had ever seen
Ahmadi: Looki looki look, I'm a Marmulak (lizard)!
X: You surely crawl like one!
A: Kids look, I'm crawling on the sidewalk like a lizard!
A: I'm a little lizard, but Imam can crawl better, because he
is a big lizard!
X: Hee Hee Hee
A: I can even catch flies with my tong, looki
(He stretched his 1 meter tong and caught a fly!)
X: We should call you the Basiji Doctor Reptile!
A: Nuclear Energy is our Natural Rights
(he started shouting
(Kids cheering and laughing at backgrounds
and I was
cracking up laughing at his jokes that suddenly Blondie woke me
Ahreeman? Why are you laughing in your sleep?
Ahreeman: It's better than having nightmares and scream like you!
B: Why are you laughing?
X: Ha Ha Hee Hee, so funny
X: I was having an Islamo-Pedophile Gay Dream with Ahmadinejad!
It was so funny and I was in the middle of chatting with Ahmadinejad
and laughing at his jokes that you interrupted my dream!
B: Khak bar saret konan!
X: Baba Anishtok migoftim, we were reminiscing
B: You sick twisted pervert! Martike-ye Ravani
X: No it was all innocent
. ( And I told her the whole
B: There is something really wrong with you. So twisted
(She whacked me across my
X: Why do you hit me? We were not having an orgy! It was all innocent!
We were just nude!
B: Didn't I tell you, all Persian men are gay?
X: Honey it was just a dream
B: A Gay Pedophile dream with children and Ahmadinejad?
X: But children were only playing around and Mahmoud was only
B: You say Mahmoud, like he is your Pesar Khaleh (Cousin)!
X: Actually he is quite humorous
B: I know you have serious psychological problems!
X: But sweetheart?
B: Sweetheart my ass, you need professional help
X: So I need professional help only because of an innocent dream?
B: This is the most twisted sick psychotic Bull Shiite I have
X: But Honey Suckle, it was only a Mid Summer Gay Dream!
B: With children and Ahmadinejad?
X: Well honey, Prophet Mohammed had sex with 6 year olds
(Ayesheh)! It is Halaal in Islam to do the
B: You sick twisted bastard
X: But honey, our Prophet PBUHB (Peace Be Upon His Bone) was a
child molester, are you trying to go against the wisdom of the
B: I know
soon or late you'll turn Akhund, with beard, mustache, tasbih
X: But Mooshi, it was an innocent little dreamy poo!
B: With little kids and Ahmadinejad in the tub?
X: Oh they weren't really kids
., they were young teenagers
B: Still it's sick
X: You were there too!
B: Thanks a lot for sharing your twisted orgies with me!
X: But honey it was only a wet dream!
B: Why do you have a hard on?
X: It was such a turn on! Could not help myself!
B: Sick bastard!
X: But Haji Kuchike is always up 5 AM! Heybatesho eshq ast!
B: Go see a psychiatrist
X: Honey, Freud said it is all normal!
B: Freud was a sick mother
. Just like you!
X: But blossom bosom it was a silly dream
B: You are a sick son of a
X: But seriously this is strange. They say you dream at night
about the issues, which you think about them during the day! But
I was not thinking about Mahmoud and children during the day!
Well maybe here and there I was reading stuff about politics but
B: Oh shut up and don't include me in your Islamic sick orgies.
X: Sorry honey, next time I'll exclude you!
B: I am telling you, all Persian men are gay!
X: That is not true
B: God damn Persian men
of sick twisted dream was that? How on Earth have I dreamt of
that? What the hell does it mean? Strangely, Peter the Gimp (Peter
Khan Zendran, the famous Gay Activist) was not in it!
ting was that while all of us were in the tub, people were walking
all over the sidewalk, going about their business as usual! It
must be all due to my exhibitionist nature! I often enjoy walking
around naked in the house and garden. I just let Haji Kuchike
loose, getting some fresh air! Neighbors often get to peep or
openly view Haji! I even walk nude next to the windows, while
people in the street driving by. At first they turn their heads
to the right and take a quick look and then look straight forward
to the street, but suddenly with unbelieving eyes, they once more
turn their heads to the right and stare at my naked body! They
probably ask themselves: What the hell is that hairy twisted Persian
guy doing, standing naked by the window?
In my opinion,
they have no business looking up at the second floor of my house,
into my office window, rather than keeping their eyes on the road!
If they must peek in to my house, then let them get blinded by
Haji Kuchike's site (Heybat)! Bunch of God Damn nosey people!
. Dear me! Bless my adventurous soul!
This was one
of the funniest dreams, which I ever had. I surely must write
a humor piece about it.
thing is that I often have nightmares about Mullahs but this one
was a wet dream! I don't know, there's something about Ahmadinejad
(Riot, murder, killer
You guys are
damn lucky because you always get the first glance at my future
stories. I always share my episodes with yous, because I lovese
lovese lovese loves yous
Here are some
more Twisted Episodes, especially for yous. Dig in and enjoy:
Persian Gay, Lesbian and Transsexual Note!
The Gay Pictorial Report of the Century!
And that was
your bed time story, now say goodnight and go to bed. Don't let
the Muslim Bed Bugs bite! Nighty night folks