Nurollah X - New Iranian Website Directory (Valentines Special)!
(Iranian Neo URLs)
Ahreeman X
February 14, 2007

Your Valentines and Early Nowruz present
Hot and Fresh out of the IPC Oven!
from:

Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X

Takbir

Salavat-e boland khatm konid

Allaho Masala Alla Mohammad, va Alleh Mohammad...

Nurollah is now entering the Mosque

Nurollah in The House

Moo Moooo

Ya Allah

First we must all bend over, up and down to read Namaz al Jama'at!

Khob base dige

Beshinid, rahat bashid

Moo Moooooo Moooo Moooooooooo

Oy, oy, ohoy, Azize Brother Gusaleh, baz ham to Zoq kardi?

Moo!

Down brother, down, withhold your enthusiasm, save it for Jihad or suicide bombing!

Na Sharqi, Na Qarbi, Faqat Khat-e Emam in vasat-e La pa!

Down Sisters of Zeynab, withhold your passion for the night!

Ya Allah Brothers and Sisters,

In this great and new Information Age, Umma' needs proper religious directions from Clerics, so they do not get lost in Cyber Space! How can you reach your destination on Internet without proper Shar'i directions by Olama? We have to guide the Umma' for secure net surfing. May Allah be behind you and help you from behind, while surfing! You don't need Filter Breakers and Proxies to break IRI's filters, the only thing you need is Hussein's hand to protect you from Evil on Internet.

Marg bar Amrika, Marg bar Esrail ……

Azize Beraders, Rubusi ba Amu yadet nare?!

Azize Khahers, Mache Amu yadet nare?!

Amu Joon, in ham Eydi-ye shomaha!

Start of Mull-Shiite, Hojat's Sermon starts

Amu Nurollah's Directory of New Iranian Websites

Qs by Umma'
As by Nurollah X

People often ask me many questions,
People often ask me the addresses to the Iranian websites ……

Q: What's the URL for website "Girl Friend"?
A: http://www.dad-dad/nadad/velesh-kon.cum

Q: What's the URL for website "Qazvin"?
A: http://www.dad.kan

Q: What's the URL for website "Qom"?
A: http://www.Talabe-Mollah/dad-dad.love.cum

Q: What's the URL for website "Iran"?
A: http://www.Mollah-khor/shod.cum

Q: What's the URL for website "Islamic Republic of Iran"?
A: http://www.Komeini's-Islamic-Republic.KIR

Q: What's the URL for website "Muslim Iran"?
A: http://www.Miran.kir

Q: What's the URL for website "Khomeini's Iran"?
A: http://www.Kiran.kir

Q: What's the URL for website "Iran after 1979"?
A: http://www.Ridan.rid

Q: What's the URL for website "Viagra"?
A: http://www.Dool-Avizan.shaq

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Teenage Boys"?
A: http://www.Shaq-Dool.cum

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Girls in their 30s Still Living with parents"?
A: http://www.Torshideh/Torshi-Liteh.info

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Chubby Chasers"?
A: http://www.Maqze-roon.abgoosht

Q: What's the URL for website "Ansar-e Hezbollah"?
A: http://www.Guspandane-Allah.gav

Q: What's the URL for website "Opposition in Los Angeles"?
A: http://www.Arshimalalan-ba-Shambool.org

Q: What's the URL for website "Jebhe Melli in Iran"?
A: http://www.Manqal-O-Vafoor/Lool.net

Q: What's the URL for website "Jebhe Melli Iran in Europe"?
A: http://Jebhe-Kachalane-Qeyre-Melli.org

Q: What's the URL for website "Jebhe Melli Iran in Washington DC"?
A: http://Jendeye-Melli/Khord.KIR

Q: What is the URL for website "Jebhe Melli and People on 1978"?
A: http://Ma-ridim/Shoma-javidid.gand

Q: What's the URL for website "Hezbe Tudeh"?
A: http://www.Komoniste-Por-ru/Az-ru-ham-nemireh.chap

Q: What's the URL for website "New Iranian 24 hour Televisions"?
A: http://www.Kos-Kalak-Bazi/mozakhrafat.guz

Q: What's the URL for website "Cabaret Tehran"?
A: http://Jendeh-jat/on-us.net

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Liberal Professors in American Universities"?
A: http://www.Chapool/bar-zad/Kos-O-She'r.edu

Q: What's the URL for website "Tolab-e Hoze-ye Elmi-ye Qom"?
A: http://www.Qonbol-dar-Masjed.dool

Q: What's the URL for website "Daftar-e Hazrat-e Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei"?
A: http://www.Rahbare-Boomi/Imame-Kooni.gav

Q: What's the URL for website Seyed Mohamad Khatami?
A: http://www.Shir-berenj/Shol-O-Vel.rid

Q: What's the URL for website "Daftar-e Riyasat Jomhuriye Eslami-ye Iran"?
A: http://www.Hitler-Kuchulu/Naqes-ol-aql/Ravani.KIR

Q: What's the URL for website "Imam Khomeini"?
A: http://www.Gohi-Zad/Hich-Juri-Pak-Nemishe.Rid

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Satellite Televisions in Los Angeles"?
A: http://www.24hour/Kos-O-She'r/Tekrary.net

Q: What's the URL for website "Niruye Basij"?
A: http://www.Na-Qarbi/Na-Sharqi/Faqat.gav

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Up-position News"?
A: http://www.Khali-bandi.info

Q: What's the URL for website "Family from overseas coming to visit for a month"?
A: http://www.Chatr-Bazi.ir

Q: What's the URL for website "Friends from overseas coming to visit for 2 months"?
A: http://www.Qavasi.ir

Q: What's the URL for website "Uncalled Guest"?
A: http://www.Mehmoon-Ya-Mikhe-Kun.ir

Q: What's the URL for website "In Laws are coming to stay"?
A: http://www.Khoshk-Khoshk.kard

Q: What's the URL for website "Your parents are coming to stay for 3 months"?
A: http://www.Dahan-Saf/Kun-Pareh.mord

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian.com"?
A: http://www.Hezbollahi-bi-RishOPashm.kos

Q: What's the URL for website "Bonyad-e Iman"?
A: http://www.Kun-Kunak/dad-dad.Masjed.org

Q: What's the URL for website "Bonyad-e Alavi"?
A: http://www.Kunaki-Poolaki/dad-dad.Masjed.org

Q: What's the URL for website "New Rising Stars of Iranian Music in Los Angeles"?
A: http://www.Faheshe-dar-Cabaret.cum

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Bi-Sexual Community"?
A: http://www.Kir-ya-Kos.cum

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Quran Research Institute"?
A: http://www.Gusaleh.gav

Q: What's the URL for website "Daftar-e Hefazat-e Manafe'e Jomhuri Eslami Iran dar Amrika"?
A: http://www.Jakesh-Diplomatic.info

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Gay Bears"?
A: http://www.Kun-Kunak.cum

Q: What's the URL for website "FOP (Fresh Out of Plane)"?
A: http://www.Qorbati.org

Q: What's the URL for website "NLA (National Liberation Army of Mojahedin)"?
A: http://www.Artesh-bi-Selah.mil

Q: What's the URL for website "Daneshgah-e Elahiyat"?
A: http://www.Rish-O-Pashm.edu

Q: What's the URL for website "Sepah Pasdaran"?
A: http://www.Olaq-dar-uniform.mil

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Hunger"?
A: http://www.Kabob-Kubideh.info

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Passion"?
A: http://www.Mercedes-Benz.net

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Chunky Little Blondes Union"?
A: http://www.Abgoosht.org

Q: What's the URL for website "Nurollah X's Sermons"?
A: http://www.Mull-Shiite.org

Q: What's the URL for website "Shiite Islam"?
A: http://www.Bang-O-Salavat.gav

Q: What's the URL for website "Iranian Interests"?
A: http://www.Par-O-Pache/Sar-O-Sineh.lokht

End of Mull-Shiite, Hojat's Sermon ends

Ya Hojatol Eslam al Muslemin, Nurollah X

Nurollah is now leaving The Mosque

Moo?!

Bache enqadr zoq nakon! I'll be back!

Valentines Vajeb va Nowruzetan Piruz

Moo!

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