Persian Gay , Lesbian and
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This post is way too gay!
Youth 13 to 18 read with parental advisory
Youth 10 to 12 cover your eyes
Children under 10, what the hell are you doing in IPC? Get out!
(Ratings are enforced by Catayoun Razmjou, head of IPC Moral Majority)
If you are
a Homophobe or a Racist, you will be pissed and mad as hell.
If you are a Christian Fundamentalist or a pious person, you will
choke on this report.
If you are a Militant Gay or a FemiNazi, you will explode in to
rage and anger.
If you are a politically correct Liberal Democrat, you will surely
pull out your hair.
The rest of you will get thrills, laugh and love this report!
Welcome to our Web Spoof
Gay Iran Flag
Hello Boys and Girls and In Betweens!
Come gather around Poppa Ahreeman and let me tell you a story.
Ready? Let's Roll!
and publishing this controversial article:
Flag: Save Persian Lion from becoming a Gay Pussycat!
Bache Kuni in a Field of Prairies: Gay
the contents of my article to the Gay Rights activists and had
twisted my words in such manners that they have assumed that I
am a Homophobe, a Racist and a Bigot! These accusations are far
from the reality! By no means, I am Anti Gay, Lesbian and Transsexuals!
In fact, talking about transsexuals, I am kind o getting turned
I am the
most democratic and open-minded person in the Iranian media and
politics. I believe in the complete individual and human rights
for all. I mean the whole shebang. I believe in equal rights for
all; however, I do not believe in special minority rights and
status due to sexual preferences! Homosexuals are not a racial
or an ethnic group! Gays can never become a minority group (such
as Blacks). The whole concept of moralizing Homosexuality, turning
it to an accepted normal behavior, legitimizing it and declaring
Gays as a minority group is laughable. Political Correctness is
a disease, which I would never follow. What goes on in your bedroom
is private, so keep it out of public's face and keep it in the
bedroom. Let us keep our sex lives out of public eyes and debates.
is that my humor knows no boundaries and no one is safe from my
words. Gays are no exception to this tradition. Gays are so touchy
feely and sensitive when it comes down to these issues! Not that
there's anything wrong with being gay (Seinfeld)! Yet they need
to develop what they preach! Tolerance that is! Afterall, like
it or not, Ahreemanic humor sees no boundaries, nothing is off
limits, no subject is taboo and no one is safe from Ahreemanic
remarks, thus Ahreeman fingers all! Now FemiNazis and Militant
Gays can rip their asses apart and scream from the bottom
of their lungs!
from Gay friends?
of all this Gay Rights activism, you would have spent a fraction
of all these efforts in the direction of a Regime Change, then
the IRI would have been overthrown, so you did not have to worry
about the Gay Rights being stepped on, at the first place! True
Don't you think less Kun Kunak (Gay Rights Activism) and more
Revolution (Political Activism) would automatically guarantee
your gay rights in the future Iran?
after that famous controversial article, the Gay Rights Groups
had conducted protests, rallies and demonstrations in front of
the IPC office.
It became a Zoo out there!
It was like Gay Pride Parade but in protest
It was like a GayLa but a hostile militant GayLa!
Arsham Parsi, Spokesperson and Secretary
of Human Rights Affairs for the Persian Gay and Lesbian Organization.
Arsham Parsi during a speech
Dr. Ali Zarabi - Authority in Persian
"The Iranian Closet" - Gay Power
Check out this FruitCake!
At first it was all Black and White
Transsexual showing her assets!
but Suddenly the protest got intense and turned in to Rainbow
At first it
was hard-core protests for protest's sake
Gay Rights protests
Then The Agenda became Clear!
"One Large Bokon Bokon Capitalism" (Bache Kuni)
The Agenda became clear: Bokon Bokon, Bang O Salavat Style!
Children of the night, surprised after
their true agenda got exposed: Bokon Bokon
At first it
was all about Adam and Eve
Then it became about Adam, Eve and Steve!
Adam, Eve and then Steve right smacked
in between them!
But then suddenly "Bestiality" came to the scene
and "Hambone" offered an "Apple"
to get Adam and Steve, kicked out of the paradise!
Snapper what are you doing here? You will not get introduced until
part three of our story?
could not withhold!
OK Ok Curb your enthusiasm. What were you saying?
then suddenly "Bestiality" came to the scene
Hambone, Adam and Steve!
Later on we found out that it was all about:
The Great White Hope
It was all
so tempting and then
This one threatened to replace Camran
and take over the position of:
The IPC Political Consultant
This one threatened to make a Coup de
Tat and replace Cat and become:
The IPC Web Mistress
This one threatened to jump my bones!
There's Gold in them there hills
This one tried to Force kiss me!
Bone Marrow was a frustrated Gay Cowboy
in the closet.
Bone Marrow was going bareback on the mountains!
Why they call him Bone Marrow?
Because he sucks the Bone Marrow out of people's Bones!
Bone Marrow came out of the closet and
Iranian and American Gay Cowboys,
Running the Bareback Mountains!
Bone Marrow joined them!
Maryam is a transsexual almost out of
They came out of the "Closet"!
Alexis Arquette went way out of the "Closet"
into the Outer Space!
Alexis Arquette with Jackie Beat
Alexis Arquette, before and after the
Do you see any difference?
Oh Boy! This boy will one day make one
ugly transsexuals, how can we not mention Ann Coulter?!
Ann Coulter, the famous Transsexual
For more information,
Ann Coulter, the famous Transsexual
Coulter, a Liability for GOP
The Secular Conservative Dilemma
Gay Persians at Gay Pride Parade
Persian and International Transsexuals
did protest in front of the IPC Building with the blessing of
Little Gay Girls
Big Gay Girls!
Who got married later during the protests!
The Village Gay cousin of Bache Kuni
The Village GayLord cousin of Bache Kuni
was also there.
At first, he gave us a close up.
But then he gave us a "Full Exposure".
Brazilian Transsexuals were there.
Iranian Gay Gods in high heels were there
and native Blacks were praying to them!
Gay Pride and Proud
Gay Super Hero: I am Gay, I suck Dick and I am Damn Proud of it!
I'm not Gay, I just love "Lamb Shanks"!
line was that they wanted to show us the new "Theory of
The Gay Evolution
Flag of our Fathers
And the struggle will go on
(Clint Eastwood and the Veterans are already shaking in their
Dear Gay Persians, to show my sincerity, now I shall propagate
are some educating Gay sites for you to study:
Arsham Parsi - Iranian
(For Degarbashan-e Jensi Iran)
I dig that name:
Pure Persian Term: Degarbash
Bache Kuni must be a Degarbash!
Women Success Stories
of Famous Transgender People
Related Ground Breaking Web Spoof Series: Nazi Girls, Twisted and Wild! Enjoy here:
Nazi Girls, Twisted and Wild!
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