My Experience with Shiite!
August 18, 2007
of experiences with Shiite started with a whole bunch of Muslim
Shiites trying to steal my nation and turning it to a Pile O Shiite,
sorry typing error, I mean turning it to a Shiite type of a government.
Eventually these Shiites had succeeded and finished their second
Shiiting of Iran (1979) during the past 1400 years. The first
person who Shiited all over Iran was Hazrat
Omar ibn al Khatab, the second Caliph of Rashedin and a true
Islamic Saint! Of course Omar had done this task with the help
of other little Shiites such as Imam Ali, the first Shiite
Imam and the fourth Caliph of Rashedin! However, this latest Shiitement
all over Iran, had been done by that Great Shiite, Ayatollah
A-hollah Khomeini, the Great Shiite reviver, Oops sorry typo
again, The Great Shiite himself.
L. No Sunni Islam
R. No Shiite Islam
So once the
Shiite covered the whole nation, and the level of Shiite water
had passed way above my neck and head, by then I had to do something
about all this Shiite! I started reading the works of some scholars
such as Ahmad
Kasravi to finally understand that "What is the
reason that our people are so much full of Shiite?!
Is it that
they were born with all this Shiite in the brains or is it that
The Shiite comes later on in life and after the birth?! I mean,
is it the society that actually shoves all this Shiite in our
people's heads or our people are
naturally Full O Shiite?!
my lifetime of research about the nature of all this Shiite, had
me to the point, which I have discovered that it was an Arab
conspiracy blended with a little bit o Turkish Safavid Bull Shiite!
Even though Mohammed
had indigestion and developed this infection in his long intestine,
yet it had all started with Ali Alayh al Salam and his
Rashedin Caliphate o Bull Shiite, which had eventually flourished
and became very heavy type o Shiite during the Qajar era, and
obviously this Shiite became a very Tough Shiite during the Islamic
Revolution of 1979. Finally all this Shiite had caught up with
our people's minds and practically Iran had drowned and drenched
in all this Shiite! That's when Revolution occurred, I mean Shiite
Revolution of Iran or shall I say Shiiting in The brains of the
when all the Shiite hit the Fan! And the level of all this Shiite
got out of control! The Shiite level got way above the neckline.
To recognize the depth of this problem and then seeking a solution,
first we had to study the Shiite! Only after vast studies, we
would know what type o Shiite we were dealing with! At last I
had discovered that I had to take action by shoveling some of
this Shiite out of our people's heads and dumping it in the dumpster
of history. The answer was to simply educate myself to get to
understand the very Nature and the Chemical Compound of all this
So to survive
among all this Shiite, and to keep my head above the flooding
level of the Shiite Water, I started my studies and got my first
degree, My first degree was my Associate of Science Degree in
Bull Shiite (AS in BS). Then I went on to tougher Shiite Knowledge
and achieved my Bachelors of Science Degree in Bull Shiite (BS
in BS) or shall I say by then I became a double Bull Shiiter (kind
o like Double Whammy)! Well, you got to admit that one has to
become a BSer to BS around this System of BS in our Nation! Next
was to get my Masters of Science Degree in Bull Shiiting (MS in
BS) to truly achieve the excellence in the science of Bull Shiiting!
Only then, I could name myself a true Master of BS! And finally
I went all the way and achieved my Ph.D. in Bull Shiiting (Ph.D.
in BS) so I had to become a Doctor of BS, and a true professional
BSer! After completing my studies and achieving my Doctorate in
BS, I was ready to deal with the problem!
Now I do believe
that I had reached the point of calling myself a philosopher in
BS! I truly mastered my ways around the BS and I gained enough
knowledge of all this Bull Shiite! So I am well qualified to finally
take some of this Shiite out of our people's brains and dump it
in Sewer via Sewer Canals or at least in Dumpsite where it belongs.
So as you see my dear friends, I have been Shoveling Shiite since
I got my Doctorate in Bull Shiite! I am still shoveling all the
Shiite, cause as you know "There are so much Shiite in Iranians'
Heads" and I been Shoveling Shiite out of our people's heads
for years! At least I gave my people some breathing room to raise
their heads a little bit above the flooding and Drowning level
of the Shiite water, which was Drowning them! I guess the only
way to fight this tough Shiite is to become a professional Bull
Shiiter like yours truly Dr. X! Yes, I am truly in touch with
I had finally
shoveled some of this Shiite, which had been shoved down our people's
throats, back towards the faces of Mullahs and Shiite Masters.
Shiite, I guess I done some good Shiite during my lifetime, hell
you can call me some Big Shiite Buster now!
In the hope
of taking all the Shiite out of our people's throats and brains,
and finally to lower the level of the Shiite Water, which is drowning
our people by getting way above their necklines
continue the battle with the Shiite .......
Shiite Buster that I am (hey I should make a logo or Emblem of
"No Shiite" like the Ghost Busters' logo in the movie!),
I must achieve this task.
the way "I just stepped in some tough Shiite, I hope I can
manage to wipe it off my brand new shoes! Now I got Shiite all
over my shoes!
me, I have to go to the Shiite Can to deal with some tough Shiite!
Later my Darlings
May the Shiite
level be below your necklines, so you do not Drown in it ......
Shiite, which does not infect your brain or drown you, will only
make you stronger!
Yes my friends,
for decades, I have been shoveling Shiite out of our people's
brains, and I shall shovel on
Ph.D. in BS
A true philosopher in Bull Shiite,
Unstoppable Shoveler of Shiite,
The one and only "Shiite Buster X"