Zeynab Sisterhood Memoirs!
Iranian Female Police Memories
February 14, 2008
Confessions of an Ex Zeynab Sister!
Bad Hejabs and Good Hejabs
Poster says: “Psychologists believe that women who wear tacky clothes and makeup, have personality disorders.” This is a classic propaganda poster! This is what Zeynab Sisterhood is all about: Islamic Dress Code!
The spirit of Hazrat-e Zeynab is crushing the Pahlavi Crown,
while Zeynab Sisters are marching on!
Iranian Female Police (Zeynab Sisters) on the march
Good old memories …
Zeynab Memoirs of a Concerned Zeynab School Escapee
Deserter AWOL in Exile
Everyone hates Sisters of Zeynab, female police and Islamic dress code police. No one loves Sisters of Zeynab, but they are human too! Have some heart. Do you know what a Sister of Zeynab has to go through on an average day?
Zeynabiyoun at the Shooting Range
As an Ex Zeynabite Cadet, I can testify and verify Ahreeman's wild tales of Zeynab lifestyle! Our schedule in academy was something like this:
Daily Zeynab Cadet Schedule
- Wake up in the morning after sleeping with an Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips!
The one holding the Quran was my Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips! In this picture, She is participating in a rally to commemorate Imam Hussein’s sacrifices. In Shiite Islam, one should self mutilate to feel the pain which was suffered by Imam Hussein, but this Butch Woman made me to suffer the pain by sleeping next to her hairy legs! She was a grand pervert and a big time lesbian!
- Taking a shower with Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips!
- Having breakfast
- Yard Exercise, Commando Combat Practice and Target Practice
We were doing all kinds of Ninja Moves!
Iranian Female Police (Zeynab Sisters) training
Some of the girls torn their virginity tissues (curtains) climbing those buildings!
My female Martial Arts Shidoshi also had a mustache, but not as thick as my female commander! It was surely hard French kissing these women. It felt like French kissing a couple of rough Persian gunny doormats (Gelim)!
- Going for Internship in to the Headquarters
- Driving around in 4WD (Chahar Welgarde Dayus) SUV Vehicles, stopping female pedestrians, measuring the length of their chador, mantou or dress, making sure they aren't shorter than Islamic Standards or God Forbid, if their shins are showing. Writing tickets and arresting the violators.
The machinegun moves and driving maneuvers were needed for measuring bad hejabs’ dress lengths!
Giving ticket to a bad hejab. Shameless girl was wearing cowboy boots, tight jeans and a thin jacket in an Islamic nation! On top of that, her hair was half way out of her scarf! Allah was very pleased for this ticket.
Sometimes we have to scare them to the crying point, so they will not wear colorful clothes again. We scare them by warning them that we will take them to jail. We scare the be-Jesus and be-Mohammed out of them. It’s a hard job but someone must do it!
Sometimes we give them good advice to wear proper Islamic dress.
And if that doesn’t work, we take the little bitches to jail for a few days or a few weeks, maybe a little flogging on their bare feet bottoms and of course a couple dozens of lashes on their backs and surely they will not disobey the Islamic dress code again!
Sometimes bitches get mouthy, so we direct them to the prison tour-bus and hall their asses to the incarceration.
Sometimes the bitches need a little motivation, so we beat on them with police batons and kill their women’s rights riots. These bitches are so westernized, they demand human rights! A few skull fractures with batons and we put the fear of Allah in to their bones!
- Getting back to Headquarters
- Sleeping with male instructors in garage
- Have lunch
- Afternoon nap, sleeping with Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips!
- Back in the streets measuring women's dress lengths
Now this is surely not the proper Islamic Dress Code!
Now is that anyway to dress and makeup in an Islamic nation? Shameless Westoxicated Whores!
What is wrong with these women? They constantly want to wear colorful clothes!
We want them to wear black clothes.
Finally we had to throw a fashion show for them. Some people are visual learners, so we explained to them that Before Ahmadinejad (on the right), you could wear bright colors, flowers and show ankles, but now After Ahmadinejad (on the left), you must wear dark colors, black stockings, and surely don’t show any ankles!
We need you to focus. This is how we would like you to appear in the streets of Iran. Perfect Muslim woman: Crow lookalike, head to toe covered in black. Do you understand? We would also like you to look like you are mourning and crying, think of Imam Hussein when you try to gain that look!
- Sleeping with other cadets, having quickies in the 4WD SUV Vehicles
- Back to Headquarter
- Sleeping with Officer in charge of the shift
- Back to Cadet School
- Sleeping with Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips!
- Have supper
- Shower and get ready for bed
- Sleeping with a fat smelly Mullah for spiritual cleansing, but only after reading siqeh (religiously correct temporary marriage verse)!
- Going to bed with Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips!
- Wake up in the morning after sleeping with Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips!
Have I mentioned sleeping with Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips?
I have to admit, sometimes we were tempted to dress in desired Islamic Uniforms! But we saved our enthusiasm for the Ayatollahs at the nighttime (after Siqeh), when we dressed in the Official Nighttime Iranian Islamic Dress Police Uniforms!
Next day, back to the same old boring uniforms!
Back in Zeynab cadet days, they called me ZCR! Now days its plain CR!
So I had to escape, desert and go AWOL. I fled rather than take the sexual torture! These cadets (future Sisters of Zeynab) have the body type (Stocky, thick and hefty) for the job. They are well trained Ex-prostitutes and Ex-professional Siqeh chicks of Tehran, but my little body was too fragile to take the abuse. I was not made for the job! So I fled to Morocco and never looked back.
We were some Bad Asses back then!
But all good things must come to an end. Sometimes we look back and reminisce: Goodbye good old days, goodbye Zeynab Sisterhood Brigade!
They are still looking for me, they sent a couple of arrest officers for deserters to take me back (Femme Commander wants my body), but a Fox such as myself, is outsmarting them by steady travels. Between Tangiers (Morocco) and LA (USA), they will never catch me, because I am too fast for them and always one step ahead of them.
The truth is I am too terrified to be captured and go back to sleeping with Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips!
Woman to Ahmadinejad: Can I take my hejab off here?
I prefer to suicide bomb than go back sleeping with Ugly Femme Lezzy Commander with unshaved legs and thin hairline above her lips!
My Sympathy and condolences goes to Sisters of Zeynab, for the loss of their Patron Saint, the Saint Zeynab! My Heart and Prayers goes to Sisters of Zeynab for all the sacrifices that they make on their daily routs, only to keep us safe of crimes and criminals!
Allah o Akbar
An Artist Previously Known as ZCR
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