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Parodies from Allah!

IPC and Various Artists
January 10, 2010


Frank Sinatra: Hey, are you a stranger on my flight? Don’t you make me give you the knuckles!
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed: No, I’m an American, can’t you see how well my outfit makes me to blend in to your society?!

Warning
Extremely Politically Incorrect!
Bleeding Heart Liberals and Muslim Apologists, please switch the channel from IPC to CNN!

Please enjoy these wonderful and enlightening parodies by talented artists such as:
Frank Sinatra Spirit,
Bom bin Yur Shu,
Anonymous Australian Chipmunk,
and the legendary
Sheik Yer' Mami
Rock on ……

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Music
Lyrics

Music
Strangers on My Flight
Islam’s Not for Me!
Under Sharia Law
Shoe Bomber
Winds of Jihad

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Lyrics
Strangers on My Flight
Islamís Not for Me!
Under Sharia Law
Shoe Bomber
Winds of Jihad

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Frank Sinatra: Hey what’s that Pile O Shiite stuck in the toilet?
Quran: You infidel, I’m not a Pile O Shiite, I’m words of Allah, get me out of here!

Strangers on My Flight
Frank Sinatra Spirit

Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab baseball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new A-Hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon....

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Islamís Not for Me!
Bom bin Yur Shu

They tried to tell me
my religion was wrong.
They tried to tell me
to follow Islam.
They said their "Prophet"
was a righteous dude,
But I found out
none of their words were true.
 
I read the Qur'an
and I read the Hadith,
And the sickness of Mohammed
was apparent to me.
He justified perversion
in the name of Allah,
When he married a girl
too young for a bra.
 
She was playing with dolls
when the "Prophet" came.
Her childhood was stolen
in Allah's name.
Aisha was nine
when he took her to bed.
Don’t tell me that fool's
not sick in the head.
 
I ain’t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.
I ain’t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!
Islam's not for me!
 
The sickness of
the Islamic mind,
Has caused some mullahs
to be blind.
To justify their "Prophet"
they will justify sin,
So the sins of the "Prophet"
are repeated again.
 
All over the world
in Islamic states,
Nine year old girls
suffer cruel fate,
Sold into marriage
to twisted men,
And Aisha’s sad story
is repeated again.
 
I ain’t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.
I ain’t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!
Islam's not for me!
 
Do you care about women
all over the world?
Do you care about those
little girls?
Better stand up and fight
for human rights,
Speak out against
the laws of Islam!
 
I ain’t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.
I ain’t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!
Islam's not for me!
Islam's not for me!

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Under Sharia Law
Anonymous Australian Chipmunk

When he was just a Little Pig
Mo-HAM-ed asked me
What should I do?
Should I kill Christians?
Slay all the Jews?
What does a psychopath do?
Under Sharia Law
You can do all of this and more!
Read the Quran and the Hadith
The Religion of Peace!
Moderate Muslims insist

Peace Be Upon That Little Pig
He was so troubled
He oinked and he raged
Freedom of speech?!!
Democracy?!!
All of its Blasphemy!

Under Sharia Law
We can join all the zombie hordes
Gather all of ye terrorists
A Religion of Peace now exists

Don’t you dare try to resist!

So how did Danny vilify
And mock the Muslims?
Whose scholars preach
Hate and war?

By sharing the facts!
Under Steve Bracks
And Rob Hulls
Blasphemy Laws

Let's build an Islamic State!
Every martyr will masturbate
For eternity and beyond
Come and strap on a bomb

We don't think that is wrong
In our Religion of Peace

Let us all join hands brother and sister!
With Hamas!
And Hezbollah!
And Al Qaeda!

Oink Oink Akbar!
Oink Oink Akbar!
Oink Oink Akbar!

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Shoe Bomber
Sheik Yer' Mami

Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!
Richard, be a good Muzzie,
Don't cha be no pussy!
Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!
 
Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!
Be a real cool Muzzie fighter,
and don't forget your lighter!
Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!
 
Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah's bordello in the sky.
And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.
 
You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.
In Mohammed's bordello,
you get wine, women and song!
 
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!
Put a bomb in your shoe! (Richard, yeah!)
Be a real Mujahadin,
Make sure you're not kiddin'!
Put a bomb in your shoe and blow away!
 
Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah's bordello in the sky.
And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.
 
You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.
In Mohammed's bordello,
you get wine, women and song!
 
Yeah, when you lost your balls in Jihad
and you can no longer screw,
You can always ask Mohammed,
to do it for you!
Yeah, in Mohammed's bordello,
if you don't know what to do,
Just ask Mohammed to put
another bomb in your shoe!

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Winds of Jihad
Sheik Yer' Mami

Allah O Akbar!
Allah O Akbar!
Allah O Akbar!
Allah O Akbar!

Allah O Akbar!
Allah O Akbar! 
 
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!
 
Allah O Akbar!
Allah O Akbar!
 
Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
 
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!

Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I'm gonna make your country mine!
Quran! Baklava! AK-47!
Fifty pounds of dynamite, blow yourself to heaven!
Seventy-two virgins, what you gonna do?
Your dick's blown off, how you gonna screw?
Bang, Bang! Boom, Boom! AK-47!
Blow yourself up and go to heaven!

It's all written in the Quran!
Allah O Akbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
Allah O Akbar!
It's all written in the Quran!
Allah O Akbar!
That dirty book for every moron!

Do your camel! Do your donkey!
Do your goat and f..k your monkey!
Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I'm gonna make your country mine!
Hijack! Car bombs! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
 
Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
I want my picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
I want my picture on Al-Jazeera!

My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!
My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!
 
Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!
 
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
It's all written in the Quran!
Allah O Akbar!
That dirty book for every moron!
Allah O Akbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allah O Akbar!
It's all written in the Quran!
Allah O Akbar!
That dirty book for every moron!

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