Funny Famous Atheist Expressions and Idioms
The Famous Atheist
One-Liners
Written and Compiled by Ahreeman X
Updated: December 12, 2019
Thank
God I am an Atheist!
God,
protect me from your followers!
God
made me an Atheist!
Religion
stops a thinking mind!
Religion is the Welfare for the mind.
God is the affirmative action for the weak.
Life without Evolution is like American Football without Forward Pass!
I
don't want to be a born again anything; I was Born, OK the first
time.
I
believe in life before death, you can keep the afterlife!
Control
your own destiny or someone else in the name of God will.
Prayer
is a placebo!
Jesus
Saves, but I Recycle!
Faith
is deciding to allow yourself to believe in something that your
intellect would otherwise cause you to reject.
Religion
is nothing more than a social-support outfit for the weak-minded.
God
made man in his own image. It is sad that men spend so much time
creating God in theirs!
State,
church, keep them separate or you wake up one day, finding yourself
in Islamic Republic of Iran!
Oh
all you Divine people, please Evolve!
Only
the fool says in his heart: There is no god … The wise says
it to the world!
Thank
God for Darwin!
Freedom
is the distance between church and state.
When
religion ruled the world, they called it The Dark Ages.
Science
ate Ixoye, long ago!
Oh
fundamentalists, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!
I
am only doing my part to piss off the pious religious folks.
Nothing
fails like prayer!
Nothing
avoids a Thinking Mind to evolve, like Faith!
No
gods, no masters, No special rights for Christians.
Minds
are like parachutes, they only function when open!
Christianity's
fruits were Superstition, Bigotry and Persecution.
Primates
often have trouble imagining a universe not run by an angry alpha
male!
The
invisible and the non-existent look very much alike!
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered;
Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
Why
is it that good people suffer? Oh I forgot, it is God's will!
My
karma ran over my dogma.
It
is not really sensible to rely on something that has not yet happened
and may not ever happen.
Give
a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and
he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die
praying for a fish!
Hell
would be to have to spend eternity in a Heaven with those who
are sure they are going there.
If
Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!
Last
time they mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the
stake during the witch-hunts!
If
they outlaw teaching evolution, only outlaws will evolve!
The
destruction of faith is the beginning of evolution.
Support
the theory of evolution; four hundred billion amphibians can't
be wrong!
180
million years ago Pangaea started breaking up and forming the
present continents, that is called the Evolution of Earth!
Who
needs Satan when you have a God like Allah?
Feudalism
was the original Christian Coalition.
If
you want a country ran by religion, move to Islamic Republic of
Iran and have a taste!
Don't
pray in my school, and I won't think in your church.
Evolutionists
do it with extremely increasing complexity; Creationists do it
with extremely increasing dogmatism.
The
death of dogma is the birth of reality.
Religion
is a limitation on your freedom.
Christians
say: God is my shepherd, but only sheep needs a shepherd.
Prayer
has no place in the public school, just like facts have no place
in the church.
When
one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When
many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.
Religion
is daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorant the nature
of the Unknown!
The
sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to row and sail.
Guilt,
fear, and mass insanity are three elements of Christianity!
Murder,
Pillage, Pedophilia, Polygamy and Ignorance are the five pillars
of Islam!
Deaf,
Dumb and Blind are the three best pious Muslim around!
Fear
from Allah is the fundamental of Islam!
Allah,
was originally a Black Rock placed in Ka'bbah who later on had
evolved into a psychopathic murderer by the wise teachings of
Mohammed!
If
only closed minds came with closed mouths, then all religious
people would be silently dumb!
Those
who ignore history are condemned to repeat it!
Religion
is the leading cause of death throughout history.
The
Bible has fingerprints all over it and none of them are God-sized.
On
the desperate day, man created God!
Do
you ever watch people pray? Most people do it with their eyes
closed, and this should tell you something!
The
only thing we become after death is organic fertilizer!
Blasphemy
unlike beheading is a victimless crime.
Gods
are children's security blankets that get carried over into adulthood.
All
religions are cults of varying degrees.
Religious
people are basically killing each other in holy wars to see who's
got the better imaginary friend (God)!
The
Virgin Mary was only an unwed teenage mother.
Looking
for father of Jesus? Then stop looking above and start looking
at Joseph!
Two
hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayers.
All
churches beat the devil well, but they are very careful not to
kill him!
The
only church that enlightens is the one that's on fire!
Atheism
is a Non-Prophet organization.
An
atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Stop
lying to children - Break the cycle of religion.
You
keep believing; I'll keep evolving!
Pray
to God, fine; but keep rowing to shore.
If
God created everything, he created evil. Who is He to call us
sinners?
The
best place for evil to hide is in the church!
Church
has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash
down as donations!
Aliens
to God: Did you make mankind after we made you?
A
man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle!
God
is Santa Clause for adults!
God
is just an imaginary friend for adults!
Faith
is the fabric of psychosis.
Religious
people who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't
have such funny beliefs to begin with!
Anyone
who claims that God is on their side is dangerous as hell.
Islam
is not only another religion, yet it is a dangerous political
ideology!
Einstein
used to say imagination is more important than knowledge.
If
you have to lie to prove what you believe, then what you believe
is a lie.
Question
everything or believe anything!
A
man can live without air for minutes, water for days, food for
weeks and God forever.
Start
thinking outside the box!
And
on the trillionth day, Man created Gods!
Science
is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it
ends! Religion says there are some things we don't want to know!
Important things!
Ignore
your rights and they will go away, then suddenly you find yourself
living in Islamic Republic of Iran!
Islamic
Compassion means quick beheading via an axe!
Allah
should be executed by beheading for crimes against humanity.
It
is impossible to convince some children that there is no Santa
Claus. They do not fully grasp reality. Religious people are like
overgrown children!
The
Universe was never created; therefore, God is only a Myth!
God
is exactly where we put him and I put him in dumpster of history.
Who
created god? If your answer is he always was, then why can't you
say the same for the universe?
Solar
System, Earth, Animals, Plants and Human have been evolved through
Millions of Years, no invisible guy in the sky named God, had
a role in this evolution!
Mind
is a terrible thing to waste on Religious Studies!
Science
bless you. Darwin Loves You!
I
am an Evolutionist; therefore, I think; therefore, I am dangerous!
God
made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
If there is a God, he sure isn’t worth praying. Just take a good look at the world!
God is a myth.
Religion is a superstition.
Prophets are charlatans.
Dr. X
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