Atheist Expressions and Idioms
The Famous Atheist
Written and Compiled by Ahreeman X
Updated: January 12, 2014
Life without Evolution is like American Football without Forward Pass!
God I am an Atheist!
protect me from your followers!
made me an Atheist!
stops a thinking mind!
don't want to be a born again anything; I was Born, OK the first
believe in life before death, you can keep the afterlife!
your own destiny or someone else in the name of God will.
is a placebo!
Saves, but I Recycle!
is deciding to allow yourself to believe in something that your
intellect would otherwise cause you to reject.
is nothing more than a social-support outfit for the weak-minded.
made man in his own image. It is sad that men spend so much time
creating God in theirs!
church, keep them separate or you wake up one day, finding yourself
in Islamic Republic of Iran!
all you Divine people, please Evolve!
the fool says in his heart: There is no god
The wise says
it to the world!
God for Darwin!
is the distance between church and state.
religion ruled the world, they called it The Dark Ages.
ate Ixoye, long ago!
fundamentalists, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!
am only doing my part to piss off the pious religious folks.
fails like prayer!
avoids a Thinking Mind to evolve, like Faith!
gods, no masters, No special rights for Christians.
are like parachutes, they only function when open!
fruits were Superstition, Bigotry and Persecution.
often have trouble imagining a universe not run by an angry alpha
invisible and the non-existent look very much alike!
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered;
Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
is it that good people suffer? Oh I forgot, it is God's will!
karma ran over my dogma.
is not really sensible to rely on something that has not yet happened
and may not ever happen.
a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and
he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die
praying for a fish!
would be to have to spend eternity in a Heaven with those who
are sure they are going there.
Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease!
time they mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the
stake during the witch-hunts!
they outlaw teaching evolution, only outlaws will evolve!
destruction of faith is the beginning of evolution.
the theory of evolution; four hundred billion amphibians can't
million years ago Pangaea started breaking up and forming the
present continents, that is called the Evolution of Earth!
needs Satan when you have a God like Allah?
was the original Christian Coalition.
you want a country ran by religion, move to Islamic Republic of
Iran and have a taste!
pray in my school, and I won't think in your church.
do it with extremely increasing complexity; Creationists do it
with extremely increasing dogmatism.
death of dogma is the birth of reality.
is a limitation on your freedom.
say: God is my shepherd, but only sheep needs a shepherd.
has no place in the public school, just like facts have no place
in the church.
one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When
many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.
is daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorant the nature
of the Unknown!
sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to row and sail.
fear, and mass insanity are three elements of Christianity!
Pillage, Pedophilia, Polygamy and Ignorance are the five pillars
Dumb and Blind are the three best pious Muslim around!
from Allah is the fundamental of Islam!
was originally a Black Rock placed in Ka'bbah who later on had
evolved into a psychopathic murderer by the wise teachings of
only closed minds came with closed mouths, then all religious
people would be silently dumb!
who ignore history are condemned to repeat it!
is the leading cause of death throughout history.
Bible has fingerprints all over it and none of them are God-sized.
the desperate day, man created God!
you ever watch people pray? Most people do it with their eyes
closed, and this should tell you something!
only thing we become after death is organic fertilizer!
unlike beheading is a victimless crime.
are children's security blankets that get carried over into adulthood.
religions are cults of varying degrees.
people are basically killing each other in holy wars to see who's
got the better imaginary friend (God)!
Virgin Mary was only an unwed teenage mother.
for father of Jesus? Then stop looking above and start looking
hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayers.
churches beat the devil well, but they are very careful not to
only church that enlightens is the one that's on fire!
is a Non-Prophet organization.
atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
lying to children - Break the cycle of religion.
keep believing; I'll keep evolving!
to God, fine; but keep rowing to shore.
God created everything, he created evil. Who is He to call us
best place for evil to hide is in the church!
has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash
down as donations!
to God: Did you make mankind after we made you?
man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle!
is Santa Clause for adults!
is just an imaginary friend for adults!
is the fabric of psychosis.
people who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't
have such funny beliefs to begin with!
who claims that God is on their side is dangerous as hell.
is not only another religion, yet it is a dangerous political
used to say imagination is more important than knowledge.
you have to lie to prove what you believe, then what you believe
is a lie.
everything or believe anything!
man can live without air for minutes, water for days, food for
weeks and God forever.
thinking outside the box!
on the trillionth day, Man created Gods!
is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it
ends! Religion says there are some things we don't want to know!
your rights and they will go away, then suddenly you find yourself
living in Islamic Republic of Iran!
Compassion means quick beheading via an axe!
should be executed by beheading for crimes against humanity.
is impossible to convince some children that there is no Santa
Claus. They do not fully grasp reality. Religious people are like
Universe was never created; therefore, God is only a Myth!
is exactly where we put him and I put him in dumpster of history.
created god? If your answer is he always was, then why can't you
say the same for the universe?
System, Earth, Animals, Plants and Human have been evolved through
Millions of Years, no invisible guy in the sky named God, had
a role in this evolution!
is a terrible thing to waste on Religious Studies!
bless you. Darwin Loves You!
am an Evolutionist; therefore, I think; therefore, I am dangerous!
made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
If there is a God, he sure isn’t worth praying. Just take a good look at the world!
God is a myth.
Religion is a superstition.
Prophets are charlatans.
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