Sexy Fashionable Chador!
Funny Muslim Women Photo Album
Part Two: Funny Chador
February 21, 2008
Mona Lisa in Inxile (inside Iran)
Typical Mona, living in Esfahan!
Mona Lisa in Chador (Iranian Style Mona)! Those mystic eyes …
Mona Lisa in Exile (outside Iran)
Typical Mona, living in Tehran-Geles (Los Angeles)
L. Mona before makeover – FOP (Fresh Out of Plane)
R. Mona after makeover – Bleach Blonde Hair, Face Lift, Fake Boobs, …
Imams, Ayatollahs and Pious Muslim Men declare that women must be wrapped from head to toe in the Hejab for their own good, because if they don’t, then Muslim men may view a female ankle or a piece of hair, so they may get horny, climax, orgasm and wet themselves! This would cause men to throw unclean looks at the women or they may even desire to rape them! Now everyone knows that men cannot control themselves, so why not wrap women in black cloths, so the men will not get turned on! Ain’t Islamic Logic great?!
Now this would be a great Islamic look for women. It looks a little bit like Casper the Ghost but in black!
But this would be the perfect woman in Islam!
Is this look, Islamic enough for you?
And they say Afghan Burqa is not sexy!
Filthy western lies, I’m telling you, pure lies …
In yesterday’s Afghanistan, women used to have their own method of transportation. Who said Muslim women were not allowed to travel outside their homes? What a filthy western lie!
Today’s Afghan women are much modernized. Now they have their own seating section in the vehicles! Who says Muslim women are not mobile? Another filthy western lie made in DC, land of the Great Satan!
L. Young and Old in Downtown Tehran
Child: Mommy, I love Pofak Namaki (Cheese Puffs). I wanna eat them forever …
Mom: When you grow up, you won’t have the time to enjoy Pofak. You have to shop for food all day long and then cook and clean all afternoon long at home. Barefoot and pregnant is the key word!
R. The LooLoo Khorkhoreh (Monster) Look!
This is a fashionable imported Arabic look from the province of Hormozgan in Southern Iran!
Child: I hate this damn shroud!
Rosie playing with her prayer beeds: Oh how I wished that I could get the hell out of this Shiite Hole country and go to America … I just know there is a brand new world outside this window ….
Watch it sister, you are showing some ankle!
Dahati (Village) Women in Madrasah: Everybody grab your Qurans and listen to the Mullah, preach. Aqa is close to Allah, he knows best. We must only follow Aqa. Praise be upon Allah!
Good and Bad Hejab
L. Good Hejab: Good Muslimette with gloves and Rubandeh (mask) holding Quran.
R. Bad Hejab: Bad Infidel woman wrapped in chador made of Great Satan’s flag, with hair showing!
An Islamic Kodak Moment!
Everybody say cheese?!
Fundamentalists’ feast in Iran! Do they have mouths?
An Ex Beauty Pageant in Bazaar of Tehran: Where is my wallet, where did I put Brad Pitt’s phone number? I better hurry up and call before that bitch Angelina Jolie marries him and put me out of the competition!
Naneh Noqli: You know you wanna French Kiss me, don’t you?
Another bad example of Hejab. The hair is showing and it could turn on the Ayatollahs! The facial expression is also sexual!
March of the Eggplants
And now for something totally different, we present to you a chic march by the world famous Sisters of Zeynab aka Iranian Female Police. Zeynab Sisterhood are fanatical followers of the Saint Zeynab, the great Islamic Female Saint!
Music at the background: Allah Allah Allah, La Elaha Ella Allah ….. Allah, Allah ….
Zeynab Sisters Anti Riot Battle Unit Police
These are bad mothers Special Forces of the Iranian Female Police Force. They have their Palestinian head-scarves on! Excuse me? Hello? Aren’t you Persian? Then what’s with the Yasser Arafat Palestinian Arabic getup?
There is something about Maryam …
That always gets me … Madam President Erect, leader of Up-Position, a true Marxist-Islamist (contradictory ideology), Cult Guru, head of MKO, Oops sorry PMOI, owner of the colorful Lachaks (head scarves), standing right smacked next to the Lion and Sun! I have always wondered what’s under Maryam’s mantou?
Underneath all that militant outlook, there lies a passionate woman who wears bright exotic shades of fabric as hejab! I have a Maryam Fever!
Maryam Rajavi, a woman who loves to fly her pigeons and back home in Iran, she used to be a Pigeon Breeder (Kaftar Baz) named the Pigeon Mistress!
When she tightens and locks her fists in the posture of the:
“Proletariat of the world, unite.” And “Solidarity amongst the comrades.”
In fact, she is preaching love with a big smile!
Deep inside, she is a loving colorful gal. She is my gal, mal! Oh Maryam, my obsession …
Sometimes she goes in deep thoughts and daydreams …
And then sometimes she smiles like a little girl in the candy store … so chic!
L. Maryam is getting a climatic orgasm, thinking about me!
R. Maryam is sending me a blow kiss with her lips, shape of a blossom!
Maryam: Ahreeman joon, this Qonche for you …
Oh I’m having a power fit; another orgasmic moment is in the horizons …
Maryam: Solidarity with Ahreeman is my desire …
Look at me, I’m so happy with the Ahreemanic thoughts (thinking of Ahreeman) that I’m dancing Baba Karam with 6/8 beat!
For some reason, this long and thick pole, reminds me of Ahreeman!
Say Persian Lion, do you think Ahreeman loves me more or loves you more?
L. Ahreeman, I’m warning you, stop fingering me and pulling my shorts or I will send my commandos to cut off Haji Kuchike!
R. Ohhhhh I think I loves Ahreeman …
L. Maryam to Bobo: You’re the first to know. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m leaving Massoud for Ahreeman. I hope Ahreeman doesn’t love me and leave me!
R. The same way that I had left my first husband for Power, Politics and Massoud; now I have to leave Massoud for Passion, Haji Kuchike and Ahreeman! All good things must come to an end, bye bye Massoud my love … Au Revoir mon ami, I’m leaving you for Ahreeman …
Massoud Rajavi: That son of a bitch Ahreeman had finally stolen my wife. Ajab Jalabiye!
Maryam Rajavi: Bye Bye Massoud, it was good while it lasted but now I must leave.
Goodbye Paris, bye everyone, I’m taking a limo to the airport. I’m going to surprise him in San Diego, Ahreeman my love, here I come ….. I hope you don’t break my heart. Ahreeman has a fetish about what’s under my Mantou, Ahreeman loves my white beefy thighs hidden under my mantou. I know he’s passionate about me, but I hope this fetish will last long and not fade away too soon.
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi aka “Da Bleeding Heart Liberal Bitch”, before and after her conversion to Islam!
Nancy Pelosi in Syria
Nancy Pelosi at the shrine of the Holy Shiite Imam, Syria
Nance: Bisme Allah al Rahman al Rahim, Ya Imam, please grant my wish to become VP for Hillary Clitoris (Clinton). Please grant Hilly’s wish to become president or else my wish would turn to Shiite!
I can see the light of Allah, I can see the Crescent and the star, I am getting wet ….
Ahreeman, it is none of your god damn business if liberals like me, want to wear a scarf, read namaz, take ruzeh and go for a rowzeh to Damascus! For your information, Liberalism and Islamism go hand in hand. We are a united front, so as a liberal, I just thought that I may as well cut the Bull Shiite, go all the way and convert to a Shiite Muslim!
Nance: Is it true what they say about the Arabs?
Shaikh Schlong: Zaifah, I have a shambool this thick and this long ….
Nance: Marhaba Ya Habibi, shokran, I loves it, tell me more ….
Shaikh Schlong: I am going to finger you with this finger …
Me love you long, me love you deep,
Me finger you like I finger a Tabouli bowl,
I gonna dip it like I dip it in to a Baba Ghanoush dish,
I gonna lick it like I lick the Hummus off of my camel’s lips,
I gonna roll you over like a Falafel ball and do the nasty with your Tabouli …
Nance: Shaikh, Do tell more ….
Shaikh Schlong: Don’t get your Dingies in a Knot, hold on a while longer and I'll take you to my Harem.
Nance: Can’t wait!
Shaikh Schlong: Let’s cut the Bull Shiite and let me direct you to my Harem …
Nance: I can’t wait to see the long Sword of Islam!
Don’t you want your wives to be a freak like me?
Don’t you want your Concubines be as chic as me?
Don’t you want your slave girls be in heat like me?
LaLa, LaLa, LaLa, La La La ….. LaLa ….
Nance: Ohhhh you’re so tall …
Bashar al-Assad: Yes ... my shambool is also tall ….
Ahreeman you biatch, stop fingering me and pulling my shorts in public. Get off my case. Watch your step or I’ll cut off Haji Kuchike! This is the final warning!
Do I even have to explain this one?
Hejab is surely in demand ……
Praise be upon Allah
Part One: Exotic Chador
Part Two: Funny Chador