Cinderella's Millions and 1001 Persian Prince Charmings!
Written: March 8, 2005
Republished: July 29, 2007
CIA Cinderella and a Persian Prince Charming!
Let us take
a walk in the memory lane and review the history. Let us learn
from the history. Enjoy the experience
has been operating since year 2000; however, as of mid 2007, I
had finally gave in to the will of the IPC Operations and fully
commercialized the IPC. The reason for this decision was the further
expansion of the movement.
CIA Cinderella's Millions and 1001 Persian
The Episode continues .......
Why Am I Skeptic,
me, how do you evaluate this up and coming gathering of groups
my words right here and right now, will ya?!
Well, I truly
do not want to blow the bubble of the wishful, hopeful, desperate,
frustrated and anxious naive youth and everyday people of Iran,
and I certainly hope that I am wrong; however, last time that
these events had occured, they were in a much greater scale than
this upcoming one. They were also much more, well prepared and
with an advanced notice of definitely more than one week or so!
But then look what happened last time! Please observe:
Cinderella's Millions and 1001 Persian Prince Charmings! - Part
it was in the middle of 2003 and we all know what happened!
Once a blue
moon, CIA and State Department set out a budget for so called
Iranian Opposition Groups. They seek, the type of opposition that
Effective and with backing inside and outside Iran
Friendly to US Foreign Policy
thing is that, the substantial opposition groups with backbones,
do not even attend these meetings! Only a small fraction of the
decent groups attend these meetings and they only do it, out of
the good of their hearts and the wishful thinking of their minds,
that maybe and just maybe, this time it will be different and
maybe this time something will be accomplished!
there are 3 groups attending these meetings:
Majority of groups who send a representative to these meetings,
are Little Nobodies, choosing a rep and sending him there as a
Show Dog to represent them. This rep, must wag his/her tale, jump
ropes, jump hoops, roll over, bend over, and walk the walk around
the circle of the "Dog Show" in LA or DC, and generally
put up a good show, to make a good impression on CIA and State
Department, so in the future, there will be a possibility that
a slight flow of funds will be flowing in their directions. Even
if there will be no funds, then at least CIA Cinderella will throw
a Doggy Bone or Two at their directions! Groups belonging in this
* Garage Based
and Operated Satellite Television Owners
* 24 Hour
greedy Radio Owners
* TV Talk
Show Hosts who buy and sell used cars from auctions, part time
* Radio Talk
Show Hosts whom are fixer-uppers of ran-down houses, part time
website owners who are homeless
News Net Media website owners who believe they are journalists
* Opium Addict
political characters who reside at the beach or homeless shelters
* Short Wave
Radio Hosts who reside at the Kaboby or Cabaret, depending on
the amount of change in their pockets
presently on unemployment, welfare, disability or all three
* Other Types
O Bums hanging in Westwood or Wiltshire at Haji's place, wasting
time and eating Persian Ice Cream while chilling!
This group which makes up the fabrics of the minority of groups
going to these meetings, are basically going there to bash one
another. They seek an opportunity to even up the old scores and
get back to and return the favors to the ones whom they hate.
Any unsolved issues from the past will be solved in these gatherings!
This is the perfect time to settle old scores, so they go to these
meetings, the perfect place for revenge!
This group is basically a hand full of folks who attend as reps
or leaders or characters who sincerely go to these meetings in
the hope of actually accomplishing something. They go with a heart
full of hope and they return with an eye full of tears! They come
back home very disappointed. But they always keep on going to
these meetings, even though they know that it's all bull shiite!
these meetings are in fact "Dog Shows"! Each Klan or
Wanna Be Klan or One-Man Band, sends their Dogs out to the show!
- Some dogs
are there, peddling their asses for CIA Cinderella in hopes of
some dough or a Bone!
- Some dogs
are there strictly for DogFights to rip each other apart!
- Some dogs
are there for both! They rip the other dogs apart, to show off
for CIA Cinderella as the Top Dog to get a few more Doggy Bones!
And in this
Dog eat Dog Show, there are also a very few wishful folks attending
to get a closure on Iran's case!
also sends a rep to keep records! But boy, I am telling ya, it's
a Dog eat Dog Show alright!
Now to answer
Answers to the Naive
No, I am not
attending these meetings and I will not attend them in the near
No, I know
better, what's the "Deal" with these meetings, I been
around the block!
Yes, we always
manage to find out the details of events (behind closed doors)
which will take place in these meetings, because there are always
either some of our members, affiliates or friends whom will attend
these episodes and they inform us of the whole Shebang of The
Now, for those
naive, wishful comrades who still keep an open eye on these LA
or DC Episodes, I got some questions:
Questions from the Naive?
We (IPC) spent 5 years trying to unite this Arrogant,
selfish Up-position Leaders and feeders, yet failed. What makes
you think that with a few weeks notice, a number of garage based
Eye-Rainian TV Operators and other Bozos can do in a few weeks
what we couldn't do in a few years?!
How come the same TV Operators and Media Homeless whom just a
few months ago kept silence (Khafe Khan) to our Call to Unite
and Help, now all of a sudden rushes the front line as the leaders
of the Resistance?!
How come all these folks who kept a Death Silence in respond to
our Call of draft for the "Creation of The Iranian Resistance
Army Corp", all of a sudden jump over each others' shoulders
to get to LA for this event?!
of The Iranian Resistance Army Corp
Money Talks, Bull Shiite Walks
But in this case,
Doer Walks, Bull Shiite Talks!
My Suggested Answers to above questions
This event as the last one, is a Hype with no intention whatsoever
to save Iran! The only thing that this great Up-position will
get unified on, is the issue of begging CIA Cinderella for some
Dough or Doggy Bones!
These Great Up-position Leaders and Feeders would have answered
loudly to our Call of Union, only and only, if we, the same as
CIA Cinderella, would loosen the knot on the Money Bag and throw
some Gold or Bones to all of them! We did not throw them some
"Shitil", so they did not respond to our call! But now,
their very sensitive doggy ears can hear and their very sensitive
doggy nose can smell, the CIA Cinderella's Greens from miles away!
Sound of Money does miracles! Every homeless bum in Eye-Rainian
Community is heading to LA, in hopes of a Shitil or a Doggy Bone!
Simply because they heard on the news that Uncle Sam is gonna
give some treats!
true Unification of Opposition announcement for yous anxious folks,
The True Unification of Opposition Announcement
Bi-Annual Unification of The Eye-Rainian Up-position in LA and
time of the year again! It has been a long time! Last time, the
Uncle Sam made CIA Cinderella to loosen up the Doggy Bag's Knot
in Summer of 2003! Been a long time indeed! These Good Persian
Doggies have needs and desires! They have champaign tastes and
beer pockets! They always look up to the hands of Uncle Sam for
a Boner! But sometimes Uncle Sam actually takes it out of his
pants and gives them The Boner!
Once a blue
moon, CIA Cinderella waves them Greens and all of these Persian
Prince Charmings, run to LA, swim to LA, fly to LA, crawl to LA,
push their wheel chairs to LA or DC, to candid themselves as the
dancing partner for our beloved Cinderella! There are no shortage
of Persian Prince Charmings in Exile! One day they are all having
Difteri, Laryngitis or Khonaq and they can't talk nor respond
to our call for Unification of Opposition, and then one day, they
sing like parrots, sweet talk like Casanova, read poetry like
Khayyam, and certainly dance like Persian John Travolta in Pulp
Fiction! Why is that? Because they have seen the light, The shades
of the "Green Light" in Los Angeles' Direction!
comes on once a blue moon, sometimes in DC and sometimes in LA!
Persian Up-position just lovese lovese loves this Green Light!
The amazing Green Light indeed!
and Schedule of The Doggy Show will go something like this:
And same as
2003, they talk and talk and talk. They show off, exaggerate,
Khali Bandi (Monarchist Style), Qolov, create false news of imaginary
revolts in Iran (in their programs and sites), Bull Shiite to
CIA Cinderella, create amazing stories of their struggles for
resistance out of their rectums, cut other doggies' throats, bash
each other, show off to Cinderella and finally they will release
a document and combinely state that the results of this gathering
was fabulous and it has ended in great success. All of them will
claim victory and head home to their village! At that point the
whole Up-position becomes united for about let's see, hmmmmmmmm
maybe 5 minutes!
As soon as
they get back home, the rhetorics, bashing, gossip, trashing,
back stabbing, head banging of one another restarts! Great Iranian
Up-position in action!
I would like
to direct your attention to this one:
are Living a Lie!
Yes my friends,
been there, done that and I already know the whole routine! You
can fool a young activist (Tudeh-ye Javan) with these cockamamie
stories but an Old Hound, veteran resistance fighter like Moi,
does not bleed so easily! Skeptic indeed!
What has happened
to Persians? Culture of Captivity has changed the Great Spirits
of Persians! Please read in depth:
of Persians (Article)
of Persians (Graphics)
"Easy, step by step Method!"
are nothing like Ancient Persians, nothing at all! Degeneration
of a Nation indeed!
But for your
sakes, I hope this time I am wrong, and I will keep my fingers
crossed! Best wishes to yous! I am sure we will all hear about
it in the up and coming days! (Note: Indeed later on we have heard
all about it and as I had predicted, as always, it was yet another
fabulous Up-Position Doggie Show!)
3 kinds of people in the world:
make things happen.
watch things happen!
wonder what happened?!
ones are you?
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