Ann Coulter, a Liability for GOP
The Secular Conservative Dilemma
March 17, 2007
Transsexual S&M Barbie SS Officer, Ann Coulter
L. Ann Coulter before weight loss = Blonde
Anorexic Skeletor Bimbette
R. Ann Coulter after weight loss = ?
Do you see much difference?!
So Ann Coulter
believes that when it comes to Trash-Talking and Humor,
she is It! The time has come for Ahreeman to teach Ann Coulter a
lesson in Trash-Talking and Humor!
I am a man of
logic, reasoning, science, history, philosophy and argumentation.
You are welcome to read my serious articles, books and other material
in IPC Website.
of the above comes handy when one debates with Ann Coulter! She
is a sensationalist, trash-talker, controversial, tabloid-style
propagandist, attention seeker, wanna be religious conservative,
and a wanna be diva who does anything to remain in public scene
and to sell books.
So when it comes
to debate Ann Coulter or to write about her, then one must speak
to her in a language which she understands. If you are an IPC reader
and a reader of my work, then you are perfectly aware that there
is also another side to me! When I am not writing history books,
scientific documents and philosophy articles, I put on my other
face and become a hard-core ranting and raving, trash-talking, lunatic,
humor writer. My special blend of humor is very popular amongst
two important factors involved here:
debating with or writing about Ann Coulter, one must lower his/her
level down to Ann and speaks the language, understandable to her.
it comes down to trash-talking, I am the master trash-talker (compare
to Ann), and when it comes down to humor, I am a hell of a lot funnier
and can beat Ann with my hands down inside my shorts!
I would debate
Ann anywhere, anytime and in any condition, but I assure you that
there will be a cold day in Hell before Ann Coulter finds the guts
to debate me!
Ann Coulter has an Adam's Apple!
R. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an Adam's Apple!
Don't they kind o look alike? They could be long lost cousins!
So while writing
this article, I shall lower myself to Ann Coulter's level of intellect
and language; therefore, I shall put on my trash-talking humor face
to best capture the issue.
Democracy According to Ann Coulter
of Speech, and Individual Rights are great as long as they suit
Ann Coulter. You don't believe me? Let's do an experiment!
An Experiment on How Democratic is Ann Coulter!
the link to this article in Ann Coulter's Forum and see what happens!
Here is the link to her site and form:
Coulter Official Chat
(Ann Coulter Forum)
I dare you to
try? Try to join her forum with an American name like Joe Satriani
or Janis Joplin! If you create a screen name with word "Iran"
in it, she will not even activate your account! It doesn't matter
if you are Iranian Opposition to IRI or an Iranian-American, but
as soon as she sees the word "Iran", she will panic and
her admin, moderator or herself will not activate your account!
Now once you are in, try posting the link to this article in her
forum and see what happens! She will right away delete the link
and possibly shut you up or ban you!
As I have mentioned,
democracy and freedom of speech counts as long as it serves Ann
Look at Ann Coulter's Adam's Apple and Extra Large Hands! The question
is not that "If Ann Coulter is a Transsexual?" But the
question is that "If Ann Coulter is a Pre Operational Transsexual
man with a schlong?" or if "Ann Coulter is a Post Operational
Transsexual Woman with the schlong cut off?" That's the proper
or likes of her use the Democratic System to preach their hate and
spew their garbage. They don't want to debate and they surely don't
want to let you speak! If anyone talks and posts in her forum in
the same manners that Ann speaks herself, then right away his posts
will be deleted and he will be banned! Do you see the double
standard? Ann Coulter uses Democracy and the Democratic System
and stretches it to the max when it comes to her rights to free
speech, but when an opposing voice tries to speak, Freedom of Speech
shrinks to the minimum or disappears as a whole!
How Democratic is IPC?
You can view
link to Ann Coulter's Site here:
Section of the
Culture and History Directory
You can view
link to Ann Coulter's Forum here:
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censor. We allow the public to read everything from the right,
left and center. Afterwards, they judge and decide for themselves
on what to believe. This is called True Democracy and Freedom
what's on your mind in:
No one will
stop you, revise your post, delete your post or ban you. This is
called True Democracy and Freedom of Speech.
Club respects democracy, freedom of speech, freedom of assembly
and individual rights. This is the difference between a democratic
entity such as IPC and a Jesus Freak Christian Fundamentalist
Wanna be Diva!
anything, let us analyze the American Political Distribution
American Political Distribution
Democratic Party has 3 major fractions:
This group are the most radical leftist fraction of the Democratic
Party. This fraction is a step short of Communism.
Examples: Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan, Environmentalist
Whackos, Anarchists, Pacifists, Militant Homosexuals, Radical Leftist
Groups, Al Franken
This group are pro socialist programming of America. They are the
Socialist fraction of the Democratic Party and their role model
is European Socialist Model. Big Government, Welfare State, Affirmative
Action, High Taxation, Artificial Equalization of all people, distribution
of wealth, public everything, nationalization of everything, and
socialist engineering of America are amongst their agenda.
Examples: Kennedys, Clintons, George Soros, Hollywood Liberals,
Ted Turner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Martin Sheen, Career
Politicians of DC, Rich Bleeding Heart Liberals, Feme Nazis, Unions,
Mafia controlled Labor Unions, Syndicates, Crime Syndicates, Mafia,
ACLU, NAACP, Alan Colmes (TV/Radio
Talk Show Host)
This group are the most sound and sane, amongst the Democrats.
Examples: Senator Joseph Liberman, Blue Color Democrats
GOP (Grand Old Party) has 3 major fractions:
This group are the Neo-Cons, the Rock and Rollers, the movers and
shakers, and the modern face of the GOP. This group are secular,
yet moral. This group are economically conservative but socially
moderate. This group are pretty much anti liberal establishment
and biased liberal media. This group is heavily pro gun ownership,
freedom of expression and press.
Examples: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Governor of California),
Angie Harmon (Actress), Rob Lowe
(actor), Country Music Republicans, Football Player Republicans,
Rock Star Republicans
This group are pro traditional values, high on morality, strong
religious values, family oriented, heavy on patriotism, heavy on
free markets, Supply Side Economics, capitalism and private sector.
Examples: G. W. Bush, Bush Family, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh,
Sean Hannity, Karen Hughes, NRA, Ted Nugent (Rock Star/Radio DJ), Dr. Condoleezza Rice
This group are the most right wing, ultra conservative, religious
right fraction of the GOP.
Examples: Reverend Jerry Farwell, Moral Majority, Christian
Coalition, Reverend Pat Robertson, 700 Club, Christian Churches,
Christian Fundamentalists, TV Evangelists
Where is my Political Stand?
Before I begin,
I must clarify a few issues so Ann Coulter will have no reason left
to somehow categorize me amongst her delusional classifications
and find any excuse to reject my analysis.
I have been
a GOP Activist way before Ann Coulter knew the meaning of the word
"Politics". I have been a political activist when Ann
Coulter was a dress-up toy Barbie to Reverend Long John at her Sunday
School in Hick-town Alabama!
I am a GOP
Activist. I am as Right Wing as they come. I am as American
as Apple Pie! I am an Iranian-American Republican. I can't stand
Liberal Democratic Doctrine. But I am a Secular Conservative
and even though I can't stand liberals, yet I also cannot stand
the Christian Fundamentalists, Religious Whacked Jobs and Jesus
Freaks! My dilemma is that due to political necessity I have
to align myself and be on the same team with the Christian Right
Wing of the GOP!
As a Secular
Conservative I am doomed! I either have to accept Death
(Liberal Left) or Disease (Christian Right), simply because
there is no powerful Secular Right Wing political party exists in
So if I want
to avoid America to become Ameristan, then I am doomed to
swallow my pride as an Evolutionist Scientist and align with
the Brain Drained Christian Right in GOP!
Now I do not
know which is worst, drinking a jar full O Shiite Water or politically
aligning myself with Reverend Jerry Farwell, Moral Majority, Reverend
Pat Robertson and The 700 Club? A thinking mind may say it is better
to drink the jar full O Shiite Water and die, but hey, I am a warrior
and I simply cannot stop waving the banner of Secular Conservatism
and hand my political party to Reverend Long John or Reverend Long
Horn and allow the Christian Right to hijack GOP! My party is
the party of secularists and atheists such has Abraham Lincoln and
defeat and before starting the "Third Party", I try to
cause a balance in GOP, so the world will not view us as Party of
God, Party of Christian Right and Party of Whacked Jobs such as
am a Hard-Core GOP Activist, Iranian-American Republican, American
Patriot and a Conservative Republican. Before being a GOP member, I am Conservative first. Religion has nothing to do with being a Moral Conservative and a Fiscal Conservative such as myself. So this is where I stand.
Now let's roll,
Why I Used to Support Ann Coulter?
I support outspoken
people. I support politically incorrect people. I support bold people
who swim against the mainstream normalcy of the society. I support
rebels with a cause.
I used to support
Ann Coulter because she was outspoken, politically incorrect, anti
liberal biased media, against the mainstream politically correct
establishment and against the liberal democratic superficial power
Why I No Longer Support Ann Coulter?
There is a thin
line between being productive and progressive, and being
destructive and reactionary. I believe Ann Coulter had
crossed that line! Of course there are people who tell me that
Ann Coulter had always been a destructive and reactionary force,
and I was the one who chose to close my eyes to this fact and decided
to look the other way! Any way we look at it, today, Ann Coulter
is way "Out There", in fact Ann Coulter has
become the "Michael Moore" of the GOP!
There is also
a very thin line between being politically constructive and logical,
and being a whacked job off the radar! I believe Ann Coulter had
already passed that bridge!
L. Ann Coulter before weight loss
R. Ann Coulter after weight loss
Not much difference, ay? Surely the same Toothpick Legs indeed!
Ann, for God's sake stop wearing them short mini skirts and have
mercy on our stomachs and avoid our "Barfage", will ya?
You ain't got the legs, so cover them toothpicks, will ya? No one
wants to see a Pile O Bones!
Let us review
some of her quotes:
Famous Ann Coulter Quotes
Coulter on Clarence Thomas and New York Times:
"After Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas wrote an opinion
contrary to the clearly expressed position of the New York Times
editorial page, the Times responded with an editorial on Thomas
titled 'The Youngest, Cruelest Justice.' That was actually the headline
on a lead editorial in the Newspaper of Record. Thomas is not engaged
on the substance of his judicial philosophy. He is called a colored
lawn jockey for conservative white interests, race traitor,
black snake, chicken-and-biscuit-eating Uncle Tom, house
Negro and handkerchief head, Benedict Arnold and Judas Iscariot."
A reader can
read this quote and the reader would think that the New York Times
had actually called Justice Thomas those nasty names. This is intentional
misdirection of the reader.
There is no
doubt that New York Times is a pathetic Liberal biased Media which
sometimes even scoops as low as creating the news rather than reporting
the news, but this does not justify Ann Coulter's behavior and misconduct!
This is what
Ann Coulter had done:
misrepresented New York Times and misdirected the
readers to what New York Times had actually written.
Coulter used the most racist slangs and lingo offensive to
Blacks to cross her point.
This is called
creating sensationalism and controversy to sell books!
Coulter on killing Bill Clinton:
(Responding to a question from a Catholic University student about
her biggest moral or ethical dilemma) "There was one time I
had a shot at Clinton. I thought 'Ann, that's not going to
help your career.'"
I cannot stand
Slick Willie but to wish him death; furthermore, wanting to
kill him is as bad as how Whacked Job Radical Democratic Left behaves!
Even as a joke, this is distasteful, unbalanced, on shaky grounds
and criminal! This is how Liberal Left behaves. When logic fails,
violence and assassination prevails! Ann Coulter's intolerance is
similar to Whacked job Liberal Left and Christian Fundamentalists,
no difference at all!
Coulter on John Edwards:
"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic
presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to
go into rehab if you use the word "faggot," so
I - so kind of an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."
I am the most
politically incorrect person and I have no problem using the term
"Faggot"! However, there are two problems with
the way Ann Coulter stated it:
is not mature and professional talk! This is juvenile delinquent
talk or as she puts it "School-yard Talk." Now the question
is: Why is it that Ann Coulter does the "School-Yard Talk?"
It is very simple. Ann Coulter's audience requires her to speak
the "School-yard Talk!" The intellectual level of her
audience has not evolved pass this level! So in other words: Simple
Mind (Ann Coulter) preaches for Simple Pleasure (of her
juvenile Sunday school geek crowd)!
using terms such as Faggot, then it must make sense. I may
disagree with Senator John Edwards' politics; however, this does
not make him a faggot in any shape or form! Senator Edwards is neither
a homosexual (if the intention was literal meaning of the term),
nor he is an immoral, shallow jerk (if the intention was the symbolic
meaning of the term). So basically Ann Coulter's statement was an
oxymoron and did not make sense. The only reason Ann Coulter had
made that statement was to be cute to her brain dead Christian Conservative
College Nerd Youth Crowd and to cause controversy so she can sell
Coulter on Iranians:
(Referring to Iran, Coulter said,) "What if they start having
one of these bipolar episodes with nuclear weapons? I think our
motto should be, post-9/11, 'Raghead talks tough, raghead
In one shot,
Ann Coulter is being both illiterate and offensive!
Coulter is illiterate because "Raghead" is the wrong derogatory
term for Persians.
is a derogatory term for Arabs
Towel-head is a derogatory term for Indian Sikhs
Persians are non of the above!
Coulter is offensive. She may as usual come to her buddy's show
(Sean Hannity) and instead of apologizing, try to put Shiite on
Shingle and claim that the terms Raghead and Bipolar, were directed
to IRI (Islamic Republic of Iran) and not the Iranian people! This
is nonsense. She said what she said and it was pretty clear. Basically
this is offensive to 70 million Iranians inside and 7.5
million Iranians outside Iran. She trashed Iran and Iranians.
Now allow me to trash-talk like Ann and give her a taste of her
if the Anorexic Skeletor with a blonde wig starts having one of
her PMS or bipolar episodes and tantrums in one of her columns,
books or on FOX News Netwrok? I think our motto should be, post-9/11,
' Blonde Anorexic Skeletor talks trash, Blonde Anorexic Skeletor
will be bitch slapped by Ahreemanic Trash-talk backs!'"
Anorexic Skeletor with a blonde wig had tried to trash an 8000
years old nation who created the global civilization! The Blonde
Anorexic Skeletor must understand that by no means she is in the
same league to speak of Iran and Iranians!
She maybe from
New York City but she behaves as a Redneck Hussy from
Boon Town or Hick-ville , Alabama!
Typical Ann Coulter's Redneck Audience
Typical Ann Coulter's Christian Geek College
is an illiterate Bimbette!
of Bimbette: A small-size Bimbo, not a fully-grown Bimbo.
is not even a fully-grown Bimbo! Every time the Blonde Anorexic
Skeletor Bimbette opens her mouth, she causes hatred, oxymoronic
talk, contradictory statements, illiterate quotes, and controversy
to sell more books!
Skeletor Bimbette must shut her mouth and open her legs like
she used to back in Sunday School at the backrooms of the Church
for Reverend Long Horn, when she was 13 years of age! And if she
must open her mouth, then Just kneel down, clasp her hands in prayer
motion, close her eyes and open her mouth wide and say Ahhhh next
to Reverend Long Horn's zipper! Blonde Anorexic Skeletor Bimbette
can make the best use of her mouth in this manner! By doing such
actions, she will buy her way to Christian Heaven by serving Reverend
Long Horn's needs. Serving Reverend Long Horn is the same as serving
Jesus or Lord in Heaven! Alle Luya, prays the Lord O Mighty! Praise
the Lord and a Rub a Dub Dubby on the side!
Skeletor Bimbette must educate herself before insulting an 8000
Years old Culture, the mother culture of the globe!
Years of Iranian History
Anorexic Skeletor Bimbette makes such off shoot statements, then
she must comprehend that she degrades all intellectual, progressive
and intelligent Iranian women! Great women such as:
and many others.
to Blonde Anorexic Skeletor Bimbette, above women are Ragheads!
I must give
credit to Rudi Bakhtiar for controlling her temper! If I
was Rudi Bakhtiar and working in FOX while the Blonde Anorexic Skeletor
Bimbette spewed her garbage in Sean Hannity's program, I would've
just come in the studio and smack the bitch upside the head to knock
some sense in to her blonde brain! Sometimes the Blonde Anorexic
Skeletor Bimbette needs to get bitch slapped!
reminds me of illiterate American Ku Klux Klan, Neo Nazis
and Aryan Brotherhood who claim they are White Aryans! These
illiterate morons do not have a shred of racial and anthropological
knowledge! American White Supremacists are of the White "Anglo-Saxon"
race and by no means they are Aryan! On the other hand mostly
Northern Iranians are of the White "Aryan" Race.
So these bozos call themselves Aryans, which are not, yet they call
us Rag Heads whom we are the true white Aryans! Typical Redneck
illiterate Americans! What else do you expect?
talks, she spews trash out of her mouth, simply because her reptilian
mind does not allow her to process more than action-reaction!
assumes that we (Persians) are Arabs; therefore, Redneck calls us
Rag Head and Camel Jockey! Redneck still is unaware that we are
White Aryan and she is not! Redneck still is unaware that she is
an Anglo-Saxon product of incest between two cousins in the back
of the trailer!
You know folks,
It is bad enough that we have to put up with Hollywood Liberals
releasing garbage such as Alexander and The 300, twisting
the history and demonizing Perians but now we have to also
put up with Blonde Anorexic Skeletor on our side (GOP) calling us
Rag Heads and Towel Heads!
This is furthermore
to prove my point! I always tell my students at the university that:
are schooled, yet only a few are truly educated!"
Or else, any
two-bit bimbette or bozo who wrote a few books and made some noise
would be considered a scholar!
Coulter on Ahmadinejad:
"If you don't want to get shot by the police, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
then don't point a toy gun at them. Or, as I believe our motto should
be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes
the consequences. Sorry, I realize that's offensive. How about "camel
jockey"? What? Now what'd I say? Boy, you tent merchants
sure are touchy. Grow up, would you?"
Ann must really
think she is cute! Ann must assume that She is It, until someone
like me comes along and rips her to shreds, someone who is a Grand
Trash-talker and much funnier than her!
Ann, I got news
not much difference between Ahmadinejad and yourself! Allow
me to explain:
L. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the Jihad Monkey
R. Ann Coulter the Christian Bunky
Same Toothpick Legs, same body types, same facial structures, same
manly features! There is a large possibility that these two are
products of an incestoid intermarriage between an Iranian Villager
Redneck and an American Hick-ville Redneck cousins at the back of
a Trailer! Could it be that they are brother and sister?
Similarities between Ann Coulter and Mahmoud
Mahdi is his savior and Ann believes Jesus is his
Mahdi went into the well for his sins and Ann believes Jesus paid
for her sins on the cross!
Mahdi will reappear on judgement day to save his ass and Ann believes
that Jesus will come back to save her Poon Tang!
a lot of Shiite and Ann does nothing but Shiite-talk!
Mahmoud is a
brain dead Muslim and Ann is a brain dead wanna be Christian Fundamentalist!
thin toothpick legs and so does Ann!
Mahmoud is a
Skinny Bony Monkey and Ann is a Blonde Anorexic Skeletor!
Mahmoud is a
Jihad Monkey and Ann is a Christian Bunky (bunked
bed with Reverend Long Horn in Sunday School at age 13 and still
keeps on Bunkin bed in hiding)!
he is a leading politician and Ann assumes she is a leading author!
he is a political guru and Ann assumes she is a scholar master!
Mahmoud is a
weak-minded religious Muslim and Ann is a weak-minded
Mahmoud is a
brunet skeleton and Ann is a blonde skeleton.
Mahmoud is as
ugly as Hell but Ann gives a new meaning to Dogs of Hell!
Mahmoud is a
brunet furball on a broomstick and Ann is basically a blonde wig
on an anorexic skeleton!
Mahmoud is from
Tehran but he behaves as a Dahati Villager (Redneck) and Ann is
from New York City yet she behaves as a Hussy from Hickville (Redneck)!
like Ann in drag and Ann looks like Mahmoud on hormone injections!
On the other
hand, the good news is that:
a psycho who is positioned as a president but thank God Ann only
writes and publishes crap and she is not in a political office yet!
If you look
carefully, you will notice that Ann Coulter could be Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad's long lost cousin! Observe:
L. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the Jihad Monkey
R. Ann Coulter the Christian Bunky
Definition: A Christian Bunky, bunks bed with men in random and
afterwards begs Jesus for forgiveness!
Check out Ann's Adam's Apple!
both of them could be products of some Persian-American Redneck-Villager
Cousins who done the nasty at the back of the trailer, Bunking in
Hickville, Albama or Doolab, Fars!
Coulter on Moderate Republicans:
"There is more dissent on a slave plantation then amongst moderates
in the Republican party."
Coulter on Moderate Republicans:
"Moderate Republican is simply how the blabocracy flatters
Republicans who vote with the Democrats. If it weren't so conspicuous,
the New York Times would start referring to nice Republicans and
simply understand that so-called Moderate Republicans are the only
sane people whom are still holding this party (GOP) together!
are the only reason that GOP is not fully portrayed as the party
of Jesus Freaks, Christian Fundamentalists, Primitive Fanatics,
and Bible waving Bimbettes in mini skirts!
In 2006 Ann
called Iranians Ragheads.
In 2007 Ann called John Edwards a Faggot.
Ann is from New York but the way she conducts herself, then one
may assume that she is from Hickville, Alabami or Boon town, Mississippi!
Who are Ann Coulter's Audience?
She is the heroine
of those Mormon Retarded youth with white shirts, cheesy ties and
She is the heroine
of those Born Again Christian kids who wear their pants 6 inches
above their shoe-lines and their belts half way near their chest
nipples. Those whom their white sox are showing and their top shirt
buttons tied tight around their necks, while combing their hair
using petroleum jelly!
She is the heroine
of those Sunday School girls in uniforms who never miss a class
or church on Sunday but they will be the first on the block who
spread their legs and sin!
She is the heroine
of those Geek girls and Nerd boys whom hold hands and sing cumbaya
oh Lord, Cumbaya in Church but a minute later (outside the Church)
they call the disbelievers and other ethnic groups: Faggots, Ragheads,
Niggers, Coons, Spicks and
is the heroine of the illiterate religious right, the schooled yet
uneducated youth and the ignorant and bigot America.
On Godless Book!
is devolving! Now she does anything to sell books! She caters
to the Religious Conservative Nerd Crowd in Colleges of America!
She tries to give these Geeks an identity, a sense of belonging
that they are cool and Christianity is also cool!
This is why
Ann Coulter is becoming more deranged by the minute!
At least in
the past, her books used to be tolerable and somewhat funny. A logical
mind could somehow align himself/herself with these books and form
an anti liberal coalition with her!
"How to talk to a liberal if you must", and "Treason"
could be viewed somewhat rational, funny and bold, but once she
released "Godless", she simply went "Out
Ann Coulter's Logic!
Ann Coulter's tiny mind in her tiny small-size brain in her tiny
little skull in her tiny reptilian head,
Godless is bad
Being Godless is immoral
God-fearing is good
Being Godful is moral
Godless, Moderate Republicans are Godless, Secular people are Godless;
therefore, they must have moral issues!
is that Morality has nothing to do with religion. Actually most
religious people are shallow and moral on surface but in depth,
they are the most immoral of them all.
and secular people are high on morality, principles and values.
Extra Large Hands, Adam's Apple, Manly Features
I tell you
what? I will bet my last dollar that this woman is either a Pre
Op or Post Op Transsexual and if I lose, I will change my name to
Now for example
let us take a good look at Ann Coulter,
Why Ann Coulter is a Hypocrite?
Ann Coulter is religious and such a Jesus freak, then why wear Mini
Crutch Cover (extremely short mini skirt) of few inches long? Aren't
Christians and Religious people suppose to cover themselves or at
least dress modest? Aren't they suppose to not wear provocative
clothes? Or at least not display their pubic hair in public? What
is the reason for Ann Coulter wearing Crotch Covers (10 inch mini
displaying ugliness against Christianity? Aren't Christians suppose
to display beauty and good? Then why is it that Ann Coulter wears
mini skirt and displays them bony legs? That Bony Bones does
not have the legs to wear mini skirts then why does she insists
to make people barf by displaying them toothpick legs o her?
Ann Coulter is like a shaved leg Ahmadinejad in drag! Why show it
when you ain't got it?
religious, then why trash-talk? Aren't Christians suppose to be
polite, well mannered and speak No Evil? Ann Coulter does nothing
but trash-talk! She is a filthy mouthed bigot bitch! Is that Christian-like?
conservative, then why bash Moderate Republicans? Is this called
GOP Solidarity? So anyone who is a not a Christian is Evil? What
does Ann Coulter try to achieve by demonizing "People of
Brains" (Non Religious People) in this country?! Is that
Christian doctrine to bash your fellow GOP member? Is that Christian
Doctrine to trash your fellow party members?
Coulter is Deceiving. Is to deceive, a part of Christian Doctrine?
Differences between Real Religious Conservatives and Ann Coulter
is that at least people like Sean Hannity are truly believe in what
they preach and they are true Christians and Religious Conservatives,
but Ann Coulter is a fake! The only reason Ann Coulter waves
the banner of Christianity is to sell books! She had discovered
a "Large Marketing Group" to cater to. Christians,
Born Agains, Religious Conservative College Geeks, Incestoid Christian
Rednecks, Home-Schooled out of touch kids, and the Faithful and
Brain Dead America are only a "Large Marketing Group"
for Ann Coulter to sell her books! Ann Coulter is as Christian
as a $20 Whore in Tijuana, Mexico!
about making a bundle of profit? Is that Christian-like? To deceive
people on what you are not, to write and sell books of what they
want to hear, yet without a shred of harmony between your actions
and what you preach, only to make money, is that Christian? To get
rich out of people's ignorance, is that Christian?
If Ann Coulter believes in the constitution of United States, then
she must believe in Separation of Church and State. If so,
then why is she dragging religion in to politics? Why doesn't she
rest the religion at church? Furthermore, why does she insist to
create a government of Godfearing people and exclude the Godless
out of US politics? Ann Coulter is not a patriotic American;
furthermore, she is a Traitor to the Constitution of United States
of America. When she writes about "Treason", then
she must include herself as a Traitor to America in her books!
Coulter's preachings and lifestyle does not match! Ann Coulter says
something and then acts and behaves the opposite! If that's not
hypocrisy then I don't know what is?
As I have said,
at least people like Hannity are truly Christians but people like
Ann Coulter are Charlatans and frauds fishing out of the muddy water!
Ann Coulter neither acts, behaves nor follows Christian Doctrine
but she caters to Christians only to make a huge profit.
In her delusional
mind she believes and preaches:
that Jesus Christ is my savior and he had paid for my sins."
But in reality
everything that she does and displays is against the Christian Doctrine;
therefore, Ann Coulter is not even a true Christian but a Sensationalist,
Controversial two-bit Charlatan whose role is to make a buck out
of religious people's ignorance and out of putting one group of
people against the other to cause a commotion.
I believe if
you are a true believer in whatever which you may believe, then
that deserves respect. I cannot stand Religion and Religious people.
I truly believe that Religious people are very low on the Evolutionary
Ladder of Intellect. However, I respect a true believer,
may he be a Muslim like Ahmadinejad or a Christian like Pope. What
I cannot stand are pretenders, opportunists and weasels like Ann
Coulter whom are only out there due to opportunism!
L. Ann Coulter before weight loss - Check out the Extra Large Hands!
R. Ann Coulter after weight loss - kneeling with her hands clasped
in prayer position, her head next to Reverend Long Horn's zipper,
and her mouth wide open, confessing her sins and random premarital
bang-arounds, and begging for forgiveness and salvation from the
"Horn" of Reverend "Long Horn"!
I rather have
a True Believer (like Ahmadinejad) as an enemy than a Fake
Opportunist (like Ann Coulter) as a friend!
Why Ann Coulter is a Liability for GOP?
is the Whacked Job of GOP aka Michael Moore of GOP! Can I possibly
explain it better than this? Every time people like Ann Coulter
open their mouths, we lose raiting! Every time people like Ann Coulter
spew barfage out of their mouths, the Sane America looks at us (GOP)
as a Party of Lunatic Fringe!
Every time Coocoos
such as Ann Coulter open their mouths, the thinking minds assume
that they are what GOP is all about! Ann opens her mouth and our
rating drops 0.5% each time! Ann opens her mouth again and our chances
to win the 2008 election drops another 0.5% and so on. It is true
that we have freedom of speech in America but hey, this Blonde Anorexic
Skeletor Bimbette is costing us votes!
one look at this sexually deprived, vengeful psycho lamb o Jesus
and they assume GOP members are all a bunch o sheep whom are in
need of a Shepherd Jesus Christ! Skeletor opens her mouth and people
assume we are party of God and if we win the election we will establish
the "Christian Republic of America" and Inquisitions
will begin! Next we will have forced Bible Studies in schools, change
constitution, start a Church run state and there goes America down
the Shiiter and back to the Dark Ages!
For God's sake
your religion out of my school and I promise not to think in your
Ann is a kind
o idiot who believes Earth's history is 17,000 years and dinosaurs
and man were living together during the same period! And then of
course Jesus comes to save her bony ass from Hell due to sleeping
around in random!
Ann, go to the
backroom of the Church and kneel down with your head next to Reverend
Long Horn's zipper, like you used to do in Sunday School (growing
up)! Whatever you do, just shut your mouth before you cost us more
votes for 2008!
Of course Sean
Hannity would defend this psycho bimbette, because he is her friend!
No matter what she says or does, Hannity makes excuses for her behavior,
but Hannity is not the one who has to answer to our members when
the election is lost!
American Founding Fathers were Secular
Right insists to falsely preach that United States of America was
created upon Judeo-Christian Values! Nothing is further from the
truth! They say our "Founding Fathers" based this nation
on Judeo-Christian Values! This is garbage because The Founding
Fathers escaped the Religious Inquisitions and oppressions in Europe
and fled to Americas to establish a Secular System of Government.
States of America's Founding Fathers were either Secular or Atheists!
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin,
James Madison, Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant and others were
secular and atheists. Do yourselves a favor and read their quotes:
Atheist Quotes and Wisdom
right preaches is garbage. United States of America was built
due to enlightenment, secularity and separation of Church and State.
government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on
the Christian religion."
way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason."
controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable
hatreds than those which spring from any other cause. I had hoped
that liberal and enlightened thought would have reconciled the Christians
so that their religious fights would not endanger the peace of Society."
is the most perverted system that ever shone on man."
will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely,
as it is apt to lead to Infidelity."
Right, if allowed, would love to create a Government of God in United
States! They want to mix religion and politics and control people's
lives. Call themselves God-fearing folks and everyone who does not
believe in their backward garbage, "Godless"!
If you want
to live in a Religious ruled nation, then I suggest move to Islamic
Republic of Iran and have a taste! There is absolutely no difference
between the garbage preached in Tehran's Mosques and the Christian
Churches in America! The difference is that Muslim and Mullahs had
already took control of Iran and overthrown the legal government
of Iran and has been ruling since 1979, but the Christians and Evangelists
did not get a chance to overrun the Constitution of United States
and establish the Government of God in America.
In other words
to create Ameristsan.
To create a
Christian America is as horrible as to create a Muslim America!
Bothways we can forget about the constitution and change the name
of the country to Ameristan! Religion is religion and the
only good religion is a dead religion!
Nazi Transsexual S&M Barbie SS Officer, Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter: "We should invade their countries, kill their
leaders and convert them to Christianity!" Who can ever forget
those great words o wisdom by the Blonde Anorexic Skeletor Bimbette?
of the world are the symptoms of the disease and products of the
virus called Religion. The Disease at its final stages will prevail
as Islamic Republic of Iran or Dark Ages in Europe!
What is the Secular Conservative Dilemma?
You see, my
liberal friends often ask me:
As an evolutionist
scientist, how can you collaborate and align yourself with Christian
Fundamentalists, Christian Right and Con Artists such as Ann Coulter?
Believe me it
is hard! It is also causing me a "Moral Dilemma"!
principles and my moral codes suffer when I align myself with a
group of brain drained Jesus Freaks! But what is my alternative?
We do not have
a powerful Secular Conservative or a Secular Right Wing political
party in America. What choice do I have?
This is not
only my dilemma, but this is the dilemma of all people of logic,
science and reason. How on earth can an Evolutionist, a Scientist,
an Educator, a Scholar, a person of Logic or a person with Brains
during these times that the Christian Right is trying to hijack
GOP? What can we do? We often ask ourselves this question?
What is worst?
Liberal Left or Christian Right? We are trying to align with the
lesser of the two Evils!
I promise you,
the moment that there exists a Powerful Third Party, a Secular Conservative
Party and a party of logic, I will be the first to switch party,
but until then, I can either put my vote in trash (by voting independent)
or I can not vote (which is worst), but as an alternative, I can
This is the
moral dilemma of all Secular Conservatives.
I Urge Iranian-Americans to not support Ann Coulter?
must comprehend that Iranian-Americans are the most educated
Ethnic Group in America. Iranian Americans are having high positions
in Aerospace, Aeronautics, Medical, Computer Science, Engineering,
education, business and other fields and industries. Iranian Americans
own a great number of businesses in Southern California and more
or less control Southern California's economy. Iranian Americans
Washington DC: 150,000
Los Angeles County: 900,000
San Diego County: 70,000
Orange County: 35,000
Are an important
factor in business and economy of this nation. And please don't
check the Census because Persians are very private people and don't
bother to fill out Census surveys! When an anorexic skeletor blonde
bimbette opens her trap and spews garbage towards Persians and calls
them Ragheads, then she must prepare herself for Persians to stop
buying her books.
must comprehend that Persians got the dough and Persians are highly
educated; therefore, Persians read books.
L. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad fingers - Samad Aqa style!
R. Ann Coulter fingers - Seductive Anorexic Skeletor style!
When I speak,
Iranian American GOP members listen, particularly Iranian American
Republican Council listens. When I threw my support behind Ann Coulter,
she sold a hell of a lot more books in Iranian-American Community,
particularly in Southern California. Her rating went up and surely
her site hits went up.
So I assure
the blonde anorexic skeletor bimbette that when I speak, people
listen and Iranians are highly sophisticated folks so they can collect
all information and judge for themselves on if my words are true
or not! The best way to send a message to Ann Coulter is to not
buy her books because that is all she cares about. When you don't
buy her books, you hurt her wallet and hurting Ann's wallet, equals
giving her a broken heart! So I suggest that us "Ragheads"
stop purchasing her books, so she can hear us loud and clear!
Urban Lingual Conclusion
As long as Ann
Coulter's vocabulary is of an 7th grader in Junior High, then Ann
Coulter must also educate herself that,
is a derogatory slang word for Arabs
Towel Head is a derogatory slang word for Sikh Indians
Camel Jockey is a derogatory slang word for Arabs
(as Ann Coulter and illiterate Redneck America calls them) or Iranians
(as literate America calls them) or Persians (The True Definition)
neither wear rags or towels, nor ride camels; Therefore, non of
the above terms makes sense!
It is same as:
Calling Italians, Niggers!
Calling Blacks, Degos!
Calling Jews, Krauts!
Now if the blonde
anorexic skeletor bimbette insists on calling Persians a derogatory
term, then I shall invent one for her! You see we have a lot of
Persian Donkeys in Iran. They are of pure Persian Breed "Thick
Boned" Donkeys, which I am sure Ann is well familiar with
them! Many folks in small villages still ride these donkeys, so
maybe we can call Persians:
No? Now that
is much better and at least it makes sense!
The Iranian Redneck
A "Donkey Jockey" from a small village in Iran!
Could he be a distant cousin (Cousin Noql Ali) to Ahmadinejad and
The blonde anorexic
skeletor bimbette must be very clear that she does not own voluptuous
legs to wear mini skirts, set aside "10 inch crutch covers"
which she wears! Not that this type of clothing is against God's
will, yet it also causes "Barfage" amongst the
mini skirt loving people! Persian Men are the most mini skirt loving
folks in the globe. The most passionate men in the globe, Persian
men same as Italian men, enjoy some meat on their women's bones!
They love them beefy, chunky white thighs or maybe they can settle
with some voluptuous thighs or at least satisfy with some thin thighs
but Persian men same as "All Men" cannot deal with dried
twigs and toothpick legs!
Dear Bony Bones
For God, Yahveh,
Jehovah, Allah and Lord's sake, please cover them skeleton bones
of yours and do not make us barf by wearing mini skirts! Have mercy
on our eyes. The last time I looked at your mini skirt and legs,
I went impotent for a week straight and not even Viagra worked on
me! So have mercy on our poor souls and cover them toothpicks.
Ann, for God's
sake, eat something! You are skin and bones! Why are you dieting?
Why are you worried about your figure? Who are you saving youyrself
for? You are becoming an old hen and as long as Christians don't
have premarital sex (only oral sex with Reverend Long Horn is allowed),
and you are not married, then just forget about your figure and
have a slice o pizza or a burrito! C'mon Ann, who are you saving
yourself for? Grim Ripper? I mean you are halfway there and let's
Once you die, with all the Shiite you pulled, you'll be in depths
of Hell, and Devil, Grim Reaper and Freddy Kruger will end up combinely
to do the nasty with you! But knowing your figure, all three will
reject and refuse to touch you!
Once you die, you'll turn to a pile o organic fertilizer, which
eventually makes some bad tasting grass to grow. Then the cow will
eat the grass and due to its horrible taste, the cow would ride
away relieve herself, so you'll end up as a pile o Shiite on the
So Ann, again
I ask you, for whom are you saving yourself for? Dead or alive you
will be worth o Shiite, so may as well stop your diet and start
Gain some weight,
for God's sake put some meat on your bones, and maybe, just maybe
only then, some poor Raghead will spare an inch or two of his Baba
Ganouj and a drop or two of his Homus to fertile your
barren bony ranch!
Ann Coulter's upcoming book of an autobiographical nature:
"Diaries of a Blonde Anorexic Skeletor Bimbette on permanent
Ann, I believe
you had enough!
Girl, you got Jacked Up!
I shall now have mercy on you and stop it right here!
May your God
bless you Ann
And always remember:
ain't no Daisy and I ain't your Huckleberry!
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