Riding in Wild
Wild East and Fantasies of Iranian Opposition!
Written: July 13, 2003
Republished: July 27, 2007
The famous Uber Cow of Shiite, a cartoon character created by
me and produced by IPC Productions, representing an overwhelming
Shiite population of the Iranian Cattle followers of Allah!
L. Iranian Don Quixote (Don Kichote)
The typical Political Guru of the Iranian Opposition Groups in
Exile or Inxile, absolutely out of touch with realities of the
present situation in Iran!
R. Iranian Sancho Panza
The faithful, hand kisser, ball polisher, Persian flatterer, Side
Kick Servant of The Iranian Political Guru, also out of touch
with realities of the "As Is" Iranian Situation!
Do it like Imam,
Ride em in,
Roll em in,
Row em up,
Ride em in,
Riding The Wild Wild East!
Riding The Wild Wild East!
* Iranians in Exile: Iranians forced to live outside of
* Iranians in Inxile: Iranians living in Exile, inside
Iran and due to the oppression of the occupational Shiite system
of the government!
Taking a walk
back in the memory lane
It is very interesting to re-read
this article. It is interesting to review my mindset, predictions
and analysis of the situation back then. Clearly everything
went on as I had predicted! The Charade is on going
This article makes more sense now than ever! Let us review
this article and learn from the history. Let us take a cruise
back in to the memory lane and in to the psyche of our great Eye-Rainian
Up-Position. Please enjoy this classic article.
Riding in Wild Wild East and Fantasies
of Iranian Opposition!
What an episode!
The other day I dropped by Pal Talk (net meeting) Iranian Political
Rooms and I have seen it all! I have seen a dozen of different
rooms with a few dozen of Iranians in each room, considered to
be Iranian Opposition and banging on each other's heads, while
the regime has been running Iran for 24 years and it will run
Iran for another 24 years, unless 2 conditions will take place:
An uprising of the masses of Iran directed via all opposition
groups, in a united front, causing an internal Revolution. The
way things are going, this is not happening and it has been a
dream during the last 24 years!
States Military Intervention
This is the alternative scenario to overthrow the IRI; however,
the way things are going in Afghanistan and Iraq, it seems like
USA has her hands full! American Soldiers are dying at the rate
of one per day in Iraq! America is loosing more troops in the
present occupation time in Iraq than during the wartime over there!
I do not believe that President Bush will start getting himself
in another episode in Iran or at least not until the 2nd term!
He needs to stabilize the Iraqi and Afghani situation first!
Iran will remain doomed at least until the near future!
in Exile and Iranian people in Exile are living in LaLa Land!
What do you expect from the every day people of Exile, when even
their leaders and entertainers are out of touch with the reality?!
Take a good look at what has happened during the last month, will
For a good
3 weeks period, we (The Real Opposition) have been planing the
unrests of the 18 Tir (July 9). From the beginning we did not
have high hopes for the unrests to be explosive, but then again
we believe that all of these little unrests will eventually lead
to a larger riot and all of these larger riots will eventually
lead to a larger one and more effective one. However, the Miracle
Workers and Magicians of Los Angeles and DC, have been promising
the Promised Land to the public! Also, the public themselves,
have been creating fantasies out of their desperations and homesickness!
It is simply amazing! Let's review some of these events.
Take a good
look at all of these Wanna Be Opposition Leaders of Iran in LaLa
Land, let's do an analysis:
24 Hour Radios/TVs
24 hour "Subscribed Radios" and "Satellite TVs"
of the Iranian type! These fled by night Iranian Mass Hysteria
(Mass Media, Iranian Style), have been promising the Earth and
the Sun to the Lost Iranian People in Exile! Every year they do
the same thing! Who can forget some of these Jokers and wanna
be Journalists and Anchor Persons interviewing CNN and FOX with
their broken English accent and illiterate choice of words, preaching
on international tribunes and American Media, about the way that
they are in touch with Iran via cellular phones and they do predict
that for sure the Iranian Exiles will to be in Tehran International
Airport by the same time next year?! They have insisted on Iranian
Exiles to be landing in Iran and speaking from Iran to the American
Media by this time, next year! These illiterate, out of touch,
exiled Radio Show Hosts or TV Talk Show Hosts, consider themselves
as opposition leaders who are behind every unrest and riot inside
Iran. They actually are in Denial!
(The Nile) is not only a river in Egypt, yet also an Iranian Disease!
blue print the unrests, agitate the masses, send amazing messages
to Iran, cause Revolutions, conduct interviews with American Media
and predict that we will all be in Iran by end of the year! The
only problem is that, these jokers have been preaching the same
Shiite for the last 24 years and every year the same story and
especially on Nowruz, Chahar Shanbe Suri, 22 Bahman (Anniversary
of the creation of IRI) or 18 Tir (Anniversary of Unrests), these
rhetorics become flaming Hot! Every year the same story!
Iranian Ragazines/Toilet Papers in LA
Journalists and "In-tell-egg-chew-alls" of Los Angeles
are also doing their shares! Every single petty tabloid publisher
in LA suddenly becomes an opposition leader and publishes rhetorics
on how we will be in Tehran by the dinnertime this evening! Of
Course they will not forget to bad-mouth the Radio/TV Owners and
Hosts in their Rags and Toilet Papers! It is amazing to see the
declining rate of what our political journalists used to be and
write inside Iran and before 1979, and then again, to observe
these baboons, wanna be journalists making an Ass of themselves
in the public today! Feel free to pick up any Iranian Toilet Paper
such as Kayhan London on any week of the month and you will notice
amazing lies (in this case Shahollahi) coming out of the rectums!
Promises are sky high and in every occasion IRI is about to collapse!
The same goes with other Ragazines and Toilet Papers of Mojaheds,
Tudehis and other Up-position residues!
Fantastic Pal Talk Room Owners
guys are really out there! Have you ever checked out some of these
guys? Check out a few dozen weekly active pal talk Iranian Political
Rooms with their owners and activists! These guys are "Legends
in their own minds". I do not know what went wrong but it
is a pity that due to hardships of Exile, some of our bright Doctors/Professors/Politicians
of Iran went Whacked, bizarre, lost touch with reality and created
a fantasy world of their own in Pal Talk! Each of these guys manage
to gather an audience of a few dozen people (often on welfare
or retired) on pal talk and they start deciding the future of
Iran in these Cyber rooms with few dozens of their followers!
One day they make Revolution, one day Riot, one day they destroy
IRI and one day they fight their enemies in Exile amongst the
opposition! Many of them fight a Multi Front War with IRI and
Opposition Enemies! They are really Out There in LaLa Land! The
perfect example of some of these poor Psycho Political Leaders
of Iran are Doctor Oskuee, Monarchist Rooms, Jebhe Meli Psychos,
Tudehi Tavarishes of Pal Talk, Fedayee LaLa Landers of Aksariat
and of course 101 Communist Rooms of Pal Talk! I am telling you,
I beg you to please go and listen to these guys, will you? It
will be the best entertainment that you can get for free! Actually
there are many Iranians who just go there from time to time for
a good laughter! Our beloved Opposition on Pal Talk has been leading
the Iranian Revolution from the rooms of Pal Talk, some of them
are not just harmless loony beans anymore, but they are a threat
to the society! Some of these Pal Talk Leaders actually believe
that IRI and Hezbollah are after them and agents are coming from
Tehran to kill them on daily bases! They believe that other opposition
leaders in Pal Talk are also after them to punish them! These
Mental Case Doctors are battling the beasts in many fronts! Some
Monarchists are fighting the Hezbollah, Mullahs, Tudehis, Jebheis,
other Monarchists and even CIA and MI5! I am telling you, these
guys are Out There! Talking about the saga of "Don Quixote
De La Mancha" by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra!
Don Quixote De La Mancha and his faithful
compadre Sancho Panza
My Iranian Don Quixote Theory!
Reza Pahlavi reminds me of Don Quixote on Horse-Back and Dariush
Homayoun reminds me of Sancho Panza on the Mule! Praise Allah!
The brave Don Quixote often fights the windmills (imaginary Hezbollah)
and gains many victories!
L. Reza Pahlavi II Today
The Dodo Bird and his eggplant beak (nose) releasing random frantic
rhetorics once a blue moon on TVs, Radios and Web!
R. Reza Pahlavi II in 10 years!
Don Quixote De La Pahlavi battles the mighty Hezbollah and Mullahs
(Windmills). Every week he goes in front of the tribune and announces
to the Iranians about his future plans to overthrow IRI and free
Iran. A legend in his own mind, now residing in Psychiatric Ward,
he crowns and thrones himself everyday singing Sorud-e Shahanshahi:
Shahanshah-e ma zendeh bada, Iran be farash bovad, javedan, kaz
You can expand
on it and use my system on Jebhe Meli Iran! Amir Entezam can be
the Don Quixote, and Dr. Parviz Varjavand (now dead) can be the
Sancho Panza! This is a general rule, you can expand it to All
Political Groups of Iran! The Whole Iranian Opposition Ego Trip
is a Joke and you can elaborate this Law on all of them! The Famous
Un-Uniting Opposition of Iran who sacrifices the benefits of Iran
for their own Large Egos!
of these pal talk rooms are racing to see who gets to polish Reza
Pahlavi's Balls, faster and make it much shinier! They act as
little children, racing each other to capture the heart and attention
of their parent, in this case Reza Pahlavi! They are still in
LaLa Land, dreaming that Reza Pahlavi is the future Shah of Iran,
even present Shah of Iran! They call him "Alahazrat Reza
Shah-e Dovom" (His Majesty, Reza Shah The 2nd)! These guys
have been erecting Shahs for Iran for the last 24 years, they
even crowned Reza Pahlavi and throned him in pal talk! These guys
give hallucinations and delusions, a new meaning! I beg you to
at least drop by these pal talk rooms, once a month for fun and
games and check out these opposition pal talk leaders!
Iranian political group, out of touch with present reality of
Iran, has a room in pal talk! Some do not even have a website!
Some, just operate their operations from the pal talk room! Check
out Monarchists, Tudehis, Fedayee Aksariat, Communists, and of
course Jebheis of Pal Talk! I promise you some fine entertainment,
Forum Warriors of Iran! The perfect examples are 101 Iranian forums
with 101 Dictator Moderator and Monitors who run them and 101
In-tell-egg-chew-all writers who write in them! These guys are
as out of touch with today's realities of Iran as Celibate Religious
girls in abstinent with the concept of Schlong or Ding Dong!
On these forums,
you will find some fine discussions on Persian Language and how
we should purify it from Arabic terms, how to pronounce a specific
Persian Word correctly, how to create new Persian words and replace
the foreign terms with them, creative second hand reported news
taken from various news sources and mixed and matched with some
special inputs from the poster, a various rhetorics made by different
posters of various spectrums, much banging on the head and bashing
of one another, praising of each other as In-tell-egg-chew-alls,
patting each other on the back or butt, whichever comes first,
conducting cyber politico_Erectro_Orgial Sessions between Older
Eye-Rainian Political Giants, All Male Parties of Persian Male
Chauvinists (Mard Salars), and of course the usual propaganda
and screamings of Simple Minds with Simple Pleasures, finding
an opportunity to release some Gas or Verbal Diarrhea or both
on these forums!
are the Neo Psychological Escapes of Iranians on the net; however,
instead of a getaway to Hawaii on the weekend, they getaway to
these Bang and Ball Forums and watch our brave Opposition Feeders
of 1979 and 2003, put on a show for them and play yet another
episode of "Over Throwing the IRI" Forum Series, on
the cyber space, for them! Awesome Cyber Orgies, made by Older
Iranian Men with too much time on their hands and too big of a
mouth to scream and to cover up for the small penises in their
trousers! I urge you to drop by and please catch the latest screening,
every evening at the nearby theater of Jebhe Meli Forum (The Bright
Left Chat and Ball) or Payvand Forum (The Neo Hezbo Chat and Ball)
or .......... it's a Gas or at least it will give you some Gas!
Do not miss the latest unveiling of the Neo Jebhei God, Doctor
Parviz Varjavand, on Jebhe's Bang and Ball Forum (Note that both
Jebhe Meli and Payvand Forums are now closed down but I am sure
there are many other bull crap Iranian forums for you to cruise
How can you
blame the Iranian People in Exile, while you can clearly see that
their leaders are deeply in Denial!? Where should we start? Hows
about Reza Junior? Yes, Reza Shah-e Dovom, his majesty Reza Shah
The 2nd, the Future Shah of Iran, waiting to be crowned and throned
for the last 24 years, finally got bored and got erected as the
Shah in Exile by his faithful Ball Polishing, Hand Kissing, Ummat
of Shahollahi, very similar to Hezbollahi, yet with a blend of
Crown instead of a Turban! His Majesty was the Shah first, then
he became a semi president, third he expressed himself that he
would also accept being the president, if he is asked to, and
now he is back on the Kingdom horse via a Democratic Pacifist
Seyed Horse of Allah! Praise Allah, also Hassan and Hussein and
Hazrat-e Abbas for our future Seyed King, Seyed Reza Pahlavi the
openly and clearly is under impression that him and his beloved
Ummat are slapping the Akhunds and IRI in the face and get Iran
closer to the Democracy! He truly believes that the masses of
Iran have given him the authority to lead the opposition but he
reluctantly rejects to call himself Shah! He will leave that to
the ummat to conduct referendum and then erect him as the Shah!
is very good at conducting show interviews of propaganda for a
few minutes at a time with FOX and CNN, but he simply refuses
to start a down and dirty, hard ball, rough and serious political
debate and argument with Dr. X and likes of Dr. X! When it's time
to release rhetorics and propaganda and publicity flirtations
with American Media, he is right there on the front row, but when
it's time to discuss the future of Iran, aside his fantasies and
dreams of Shah-hood and Champaign Bubbles, he is no where around!
He has no time to deal with the Real Opposition of Iran who runs
the show inside and outside Iran, but he has much time to spend
with his personal Hand Kissers, Garden Weeds, Testicle Polishers,
and Court Jesters in Exile!
is still under the impression that Islamic Republic of Iran is
a falling twig and the same as South Africa, it can be brought
down with rhetorics on Persian TVs, Video Clips on Website, and
sweet words on CNN! He simply does not comprehend that he is dealing
with the Nazi Germany and not with a Civilized Regime obedient
to the International Law! He sees himself as Gandhi and Iran as
British India, moving towards Democracy with sweet words like
"Civil Disobedient", "Negative Resistance",
"Peaceful Demonstrations", "Non Violence"
and "Pacifist Rallies"! When times suits him, then he
shows up in front of cameras and sings: "Oh well, I am not
saying that it will be specifically, all non violent, and it may
be a blend of all struggle types"! Of course he says such
words, when he sees that things in Tehran are getting out of hands
from time to time, and we agitate the youth and students to commit
violence, use fire bombs and cocktail Molotovs! So he takes the
upper hand and he sticks to a wide range of struggle forms! Simply
amazing tactics, our future King has!
I simply do
not want to even elaborate on the rest of our so-called Opposition
Leaders! I have talked about the rest, many times before! We (IPC
Operations) tried to unite these Ego Bubbles, many times before
and we have failed to bring them together. Reza Pahlavi, is the
most realistic one, amongst the herd! The rest are deep in LaLa
Land! Jebhe Meli, are a bunch of confused misfits still trapped
between the traps of Reform or Opposition! They release rthetorics
and slogans, without any clear agenda, still waving Mosadeq pictures
and still praising their prisoned fossil boys who are still in
prison for their crimes against Iran and for creating the Islamic
Republic of Iran, and well paid for their services by the Mullahs!
Jebhe Meli Iran is the most pathetic and out of touch joke of
a political organization still claiming to be the Answer to the
problem of Iran!
Then you got
Marxist Islamic Brothers and Sisters of Mojahed, disarmed in Iraq
and jailed in Paris, still erecting presidency from Paris Jail
and sending photos of their erected president, Maryam Rajavi with
her Red Islamo_Marxist Lachak via Internet to Iran and claiming
victory while there are barely any audience left to cheers for
them in Iran! And hey, let's not forget the 101 Iranian Communisto_Socialist
Groups and Factions of Factions, the ever-divided leftist parties
of Iran! Iranian Leftist Parties are like Embryonic Eggs! They
divide as fast as the embryo cells into 1000 pieces! Every time
that you see a new Communist Party appearing in Iranian politics,
next thing you know, a new faction divides out of it! The best
example is the Fedayeen Khalq, who got divided in to 12 groups
and parties, yet still on going..........!
Show me two
Iranians who can agree on an issue and I show you an Anal virgin
in Qom or Qazvin, either way!
story is a joke, the whole political arena of Iran is doomed,
the whole atmosphere is poisoned and that is why, except fools
and usual cattle, no one sees any salvation to the problem of
Iran! The "As Is" situation of Iran will remain "As
Is", until we display a clear vision of the "To Be"
Situation! No clear view, no hope of salvation, and no solution
in the horizon. With opposition leaders and out of touch dreamers
like these, I do not see any nearby solution!
Iran, specifically in Exile, are so out of touch with reality
that you could observe any of these episodes during the last month:
All you had
to do was to go to Iranian Public Gatherings in Libraries, Concerts,
Meetings, Movies, Poetry Nights, Schools, Political Rallies, Parties
and Park Round Ups or Cultural Events and then talk to the masses.
Everyone would tell you that we would be in Tehran by end of the
year or even month! Some where even planing the transportation
method to take them to Iran! They were discussing on how to travel
via bus from Turkey to Iran! They had already packed the suitcases
for the 100th times since the 1979 Reaction! Travel Groups were
formed, suitcases were packed, travel organizations were made,
I even heard Stock Market liquidations, Real Estate Sales of Houses
and lands were even in process! I am telling you, some were just
short of purchasing plane tickets to Tehran!
last 24 years, there has never ever been an unrest or riot that
occurred in Iran, and against the Islamic Regime, that has been
lasted more than 12 days and then these simpletons were once again
for the 100th times packing up to land in Tehran and by the end
of the month or the year! Their leaders were promising them heaven,
their 24 hour Radios and TVs were practically making Revolution
in Iran, their Ragazines and Los Angeles Toilet News Papers were
Creating an Imaginary Revolutionary Situation for them, their
Intellectuals were singing Ey Iran Anthems for them, their Opposition
Leaders and Feeders were on FOX and CNN or at least on MSNBC,
every day of the week! All and all smelled like the end of IRI!
Hell, Islamic Regime was about to go and a Democratic Iran was
about to form and all of this was happening on Iranian Media from
Ragazines to 24 hour Radios! All of these Iranian Older Men with
broken accents and deranged English were showing up in CNN and
singing "I'm Going Home" songs on International TVs!
18 Tir and
9th of July came and riots lasted 1 lousy day, one whole day!
The riots that we (The Real Opposition) have planned for 3 weeks,
actually lasted for one day! Suddenly all the Iranian Media and
Opposition Leaders, shutten the Hell up! All the people turned
to stone and someone had dropped a bucket of Ice on the heads
of the Iranian Masses! Was this anything new? Hell no! Every year
it's the same story, but this year with Iraqi and Afghani situation,
everyone thought President Bush would be landing in Mehrabad International
Airport by mid July and if not, then for sure Reza Pahlavi would!
A Charade, all a large size charade show of lights and sound effects
made by Iranian Opposition Leaders and Media and Simpleton Self-Kidding
Public in Exile and Wishful Public in Inxile! (Inxile: People
in Exile inside Iran and inside their own country!)
You see, I
and likes of me, never sweet talk the masses and never give them
false hopes. They often call me a pessimist demoralizer but hey,
I call it Realism! I been walking this fairy tale for too long
and I have memorized the path on this Yellow Brick Road to the
LaLa Land of OZ by the heart!
beloved intellectuals of Iran are failing to see the reality of
Iran! I used to be like that! We are in denial! We refuse to see
the fact that majority of our masses are not educated!
Many are schooled,
yet only a few are truly educated!
behave as semi wild cattle in the Wild Wild East! Our Opposition
Feeders/Leaders are Riding the Masses in the Wild Wild Eastern
Iranian Plateau! I am telling ya, it's like "Riding in Wild
Wild East and Fantasies of Iranian Opposition!"
Ummat of Allah are a herd in need of some Father Figure, Vali-ye
Faqih, Shah, Dictator, or Guru to lead them as Marja-e Taqlid
to the promised land and salvation, also tells them on how to
live their lives, go to bathroom or even have sex! These Cattle
Herds of Allah are following the Fuhrer blindly to the Slaughterhouse,
shall it be The Imam or the Shah! All we can do is to try to educate
them and hope that this Father Figure Hee-Row will be a Nationalist
Kind verses a Blood Sucking Leech of a Dictator like Ayatollahs
of Qom! That's all! We need to educate these masses, so they will
not remain, in need of a Hee-Row!
An Interesting Case
Go to Amjadiyeh
Soccer Stadium or Aryamehr 100,000 Capacity Soccer Stadium (whatever
Islamically correct names like Shirudi or KIR Doodi, they may
have now!), any day of the week, and observe the savage masses
like cattle, rush the fences and the field to cuss the hell out
of the referee and players and rush the grounds to beat them up!
These sweet words such as:
(Referee, F..... your mother)
are norm of
Iranian's sports scene! Suddenly a Security, a Policeman, a Gendarme
will show up and pop out every few yards from each other and all
around the stadiums with batons or Chomaqs (Islamic Batons) in
their hands! As soon as the Gendarme, waves the baton and authority
stick in the air and shouts at them, suddenly the whole cattle-like
herd of Allah, in human waves, will go back, but as soon as the
Gendarme goes to the other side, the human wave of cattle, will
approach the fence and the field to attack the referee and players
of the opposing team, either orally or physically! Then the Gendarme
comes back and waves the Chomaq in the air and beats up a few
Gav O Olaq Cattle on the head, and then again the Herd of Allah
moves on backward away from the fences!
a magnetic field created by a magnet and the movement of Iron
Shreds back and forth towards the magnet! Gendarme shouts Hoshhhhhhhhhh,
Herrrrrrrri, Horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (Sounds to tame the cattle) and
waves the baton stick, then suddenly the cattle pulls back (Cattle
respects and fears power)! Gendarme moves away to tame the other
side of the stadium and on this side, the cattle pushes forward
again in cattle waves! No concept of manners, creating a line,
organization, etiquette nor civilization! Cattle pushes forward
to break the fence and roams the field sounding like "Moooooooooooooooooooooo"!
This is the reality of Iran! The reality of Iran, are not a few
intellectuals, educated members of IPC or other groups, our student
members inside major universities of Iran, or a few dozen of our
commands around the major Iranian cities whom I do conduct Video
Net Meetings or Voice Chats with them! The harsh reality of Iran
are our Cattle of Allah, Pushing to break the fence, if not a
Gendarme present to wave the baton at them! Cattle needs a Cowboy,
Cattle cannot create a Democratic System!
A Statistical Comparison
it, let me do a Statistical Comparison:
in Iranian Soccer Stadiums are a sample statistics of the Iranian
society in General!
Majority of our masses are not Civilized Persians, they are Barbarian
Herds of Allah!
Masses of Cattle, needs Cattle Ranchers, to hit and direct them
Cattle needs order!
Now, let me
compare The 2 Societies:
Wild Wild West and Wild Wild East!
Wild Wild West (America 19th Century West) to The Wild Wild East
(Iran 21st Century Today)!
West had American
Cattle sounding: Mooooooooooooo,
East has Muslim Cattle sounding: Mooooooooslim, Mooslim, Muslim!
West had American
Big Ol Cows, Buffaloes and Wild Bulls,
East has Eye-Rainian Allah praying Gav (Cow), Gusaleh (Calf),
Guspand (Sheep), Babaii (Lamb) and Olaq (Donkey)!
West had Tough
and wild Cattle to tame,
East has Chamush (savage) Allahic beasts to control and direct!
West had Cowboys
to tame the Cattle,
East has Mullahs to lead the Ummat!
West had Cowboys
wearing Cowboy Hats and Sombreros to ride horses,
East has Ayatollahs wearing Turbans and Hezbollah wearing Head
Bands to tame the Muslim Herd!
Eastern Turbanboys ride the Muslim Gusaleh and Guspand!
Eastern Cattle screams: Mooooooooooooo, Ba-aa-aa-aaaaa, or Arrrrrrrr
Arrrrrrrr Arrrrrrr, .......
go: Hee Haw, Eeeh Haw, Hee .............
Eastern Pure Persian Donkeys go: Arrrrrrrrrr Arrrrrrr Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
Rancher rides the Western Cattle,
Eastern Ayatollahs, Velayat-e Faqih, Spiritual Leaders, ride the
Muslim Shiite Iranian Cattle!
Attraction is the Indian White Buffalo,
Eastern Main Attraction is the Tall long eared Persian Pure Breed
sometimes import foreign Cattle from Argentina or Australia,
Eastern Iranians are self-sufficient, we have plenty of Gav O
Olaq internally, no need to import from Cyprus (Qebres)!
tame the cattle with ropes and whips,
Eastern Hezbos tame the cattle with Chomaq (Islamic Baton)!
brand the cattle with Flaming Hot Iron Brand,
Eastern Mullahs brand the cattle with Allah Brand inside their
brains via brainwash!
eats lots of fresh grass
Eastern Cattle eats lots of Free Qeyme Polo at the Mosque, after
Ashura Chest Banging Rallies!
is pure Dumb, reads no books,
Eastern Cattle however, reads a few pages of Quran in broken Arabic!
can be heard late at night moaning MMMMmmmmmoooooooooooooooo,
Eastern Cattle can be heard late at night sounding Allah O Akbar!
Rancher orders/organizes the cattle via cowboys and horses,
Eastern Ayatollahs order/organize the cattle via Quran, Sword
and Chomaq, whichever comes first!
ride the horses to round up the cattle,
Eastern Turbanboys ride the Donkeys and the cattle has already
rounded up via the Quran!
train cattle to use them for food, milk and hide,
Eastern Turbanboys train cattle to use them for labor, absolute
obedient and sometimes to make Islamic Revolutions!
lives in the ranch,
Eastern Cattle lives in cities or Villages!
roams around prairies and eats grass,
Eastern Cattle roams around Mosques and eats Halva (Persian Delicacy)!
looks into Cowboys' hands to whip them into obedient,
Eastern Cattle looks into Velayat's Book of Tozihol Masael to
direct their lives!
needs the Cowboy to lead and direct them,
Eastern Cattle, needs Imam to lead their lives and teach them
how to live!
has short ears and fat bellies, but mumbles and hums a lot,
Eastern Cattle has long ears, sharp horns and rants a few statements
has a Supreme Cattle Rancher,
Eastern Cattle has a Supreme Spiritual Leader or Velayat-e Faqih!
has no belief,
Eastern Cattle are often Shiite or at least Muslim!
assembles in the ranch,
Eastern Cattle assembles in Jum'a at the Mosque!
are Prime Grade A Steaks,
Eastern Cattle are Pure Shiite in body and minds!
Bull is large and has horns,
Eastern Male Bull is unshaved and wears black!
Cow has breasts and has black and white colors of skin,
Eastern Female Cow wears Lachak or other Rags as Hejab or Chador!
has many young Energetic Calves,
Eastern Herd has much "Mache Olaq" (Wild Young Donkeys)
throwing back kicks and Joftak Chahar Gush!
are Master Ranchers,
Eastern Turbanboys are Master Preachers!
Ride Them Bulls in Rodeos,
Eastern Turbanboys Ride Them Muslim every day of the year and
right in the streets!
celebrates a green fresh grass day at the fields,
Eastern Cattle celebrates Ashura and Tasua!
praise to the Grass God,
Eastern Cattle reads Namaz (Salath) 3 to 5 times a day, depending
on Shiite or Sunni!
On, goes the
Do you know
the origins of the term Muslim? No?
Let me tell ya all about it!
One day Mohammed was passing by near Kabbah and saw a group of
Cattle MooMoos were communicating with each other and sounding
like: Mooooooooo, Moooooooo, Moo, .......
Then the bright man that Mohammed was, he started to repeat that
Mooooooo, Moo, Mooslem, Muslim! (bright lights)
A halo began to form around Mohammed's head and the light bulbs
began to shine, fire works started to light, sound and celebrations
began! Yes, Mohammed discovered a name for his ummat!
The Term "Muslim" has formed, and next you know, Islam
And as you can see, until this day, if you travel to Middle East,
even in depth of Middle Estern Bazaars, you cannot help it but
to hear some Muslim go: "Moooooooooooooooo, Mooooooo, Moo?!"
They are all Moomoos of Allah, all born equal, all MooMoos are
equal and brotherly loved!
Small moomoos and large MooMoos, all were born equal and equal
in eyes of Islam!
Allah cherishes all MooMoos!
Mooooooooooooooooooooooo (translation in Arabic: Praise Allah)!
And that is how MooMooic Language was born and became a sub branch
of the Hemitic Arabic Lingo!
MooMoos often are passionate Cattle of Allah and in need of only
one book and that is Quran!
And that is how a young Healthy Calf of Allah sounds like:
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo (Loud Anxious Calf Sound!)
That was A
bit of Religious History for you!
that, there was the comparison between the 19th Century Wild Wild
West and the 21sth Century Wild Wild East!
Cowboy, Hee Haw, Ride em in, roll em out, whip it in, ride em
all, Raw Hide, Raw Hiiiiiiiiiiiiide.....
Ride em out
cattle are meant to give rides, either to Seyed Imams or Seyed
Whip it good, roll em in, row em up, ride em all, roll em all,
all, Raw Hide!
Allah is Merciful and he will always provide us with the Cattle
And this was
our story of the,
Wild Wild East and Fantasies of Iranian Opposition!
Don Quixote De La Mancha and his faithful
compadre Sancho Panza
In hope of
the better days,
An Ex Opposition
A Present Miss-Positioned!