Monarchy has Ended and We Must Start a New?
May 15, 2007
me to conduct a Q & A with monarchists. First I display
every single monarchist excuse and false logic statements on why
a monarch is needed in Iran, and then I will slap them on the mouth
with the voice of reason, science and logic.
So far, these are every cockamamie statements in which monarchists
had came up with to legitimize and justify the existence of a constitutional
monarch and Reza Pahlavi II for the future of Iran, and
so far here are my answers to all of their nonsense "Bahr ol
Tavil". Let's roll:
"Monarchy provides an impartial symbolic Head of State above
politics, commercial and factional interests; this is very important
having Iran's vast diverse inhabitants from Azari to Baluch and
etc, linking us together amazingly and most valuably."
If you want to link Azeri, Baluch, Kurd, Turkmen, Arab and other
minorities together, make them united and avoid separatist movements,
then give them their natural rights and what they have been denied
for centuries. Give them something substantial, which is their natural
rights. Give them "Federalism". Allow them to have
absolute autonomy in their own states. And let them be only dependant
to Tehran, for foreign policy, military needs and international
trades. This is how it has been done fully, in Achaemenid Empire,
this is how it has been done partially in Sassanid Empire and this
is how it is done in United States of America. Federalism is not
a western concept, yet Persian Empire mastered it over 2000 years
ago. Federalism was how Darius and Shapour ran their Empires (primitive
form of Federalism). Once Islam hit Iran, Centralism replaced Federalism!
Centralism is another Islamic present for Iran. Federalism is
an Iranian concept.
Putting a puppet
Shah with a monkey ceremonial suit in power does not
unite various minorities of Iran. They want something substantial,
so they shall remain in the future "Persian Union".
For more information
on "The Persian Union", read:
Vision for Iran of tomorrow - Nationalism
the only way to guarantee a united "Persian Union"
of the future. Puppet Shahs in Ceremonial Monkey Suits, make
good storybooks but they don't strengthen a united Iran. Cockamamie
promises cannot keep Iranian various tribes united. Their ears are
full of it!
"A focus for national unity, national awards and honors and
national institutions can be made and gained by the monarch."
What does this have to do with a monarch? This is Federal Governments
"The monarch can be the centerpiece of colorful non-political
ceremonial and national celebrations."
That's what Haji Firuz and Amu Nowruz are for! Pir-e
Sadeh, The Sun Goddess Mithra and Yalda Night's Watermelons
can also play the same role as the centerpiece! I understand
that Reza Pahlavi II is also a vegetable and an eggplant; however,
watermelons are more colorful to be used as centerpieces!
"Monarch is separate from the Head of Government (the Prime
Minister), unlike in some countries where the two are combined,
often with difficulty."
Not at all, there will be no difficulty because we will not have
a president and a Prime Minister in European manners! We will
not have a useless person in a useless position sucking off of the
national budget! We will not have a ceremonial cheesy president
or a Shah! We will have a president, who runs the nation and a vice
president with various responsibilities as his assistant. That's
how it is done in United States of America. No decorative positions
for decorative characters!
"Monarch is able to give impartial non-political support to
the work of a wide range of different types of organizations, faiths,
charities, artists, craftsmen and etc."
That's what the Red Lion and Sun, Red Cross, art festivals
and non-profit organizations are for! Where is the need for a Monarch?
"Monarch is a Head of State completely under the democratic
control of Parliament (meaning they the representatives of the people
decide if the monarchy continues/changes)."
First, I truly feel sorry for that pitiful puppet monarch whom the
parliament must decide if they will cut off his salary, title and
balls or not! Once upon a time we had:
Cyrus The Great
Darius The Great
Xerxes The Great
Mithradates the Great
Shapour The Great
Yaqub Leis The Great
Shah Abbas The Great
Nader Shah The Great
Reza Shah The Great
Each of these
men ran an Empire or a powerful Kingdom. Now you jokers are suggesting
to put a Ceremonial Monkey Suit on Reza Pahlavi or some other Bozo's
body, shove some salary in their mouths and tie a Testicle string
band around their testicles and give the other side of the string
to the parliament to pull or let loose, anytime they want! So the
Shah of Iran will become a Trained and tamed Lap Dog! He
will bark or not, anytime the parliament see fit! This is great!
A Welfare recipient Shah! I am sure this is so Traditional Persian!
No? Reza Shah The Great's bones are shaking in the grave!
Second, in no
constitutional monarchy, which had survived the Industrial Revolution
and Political Revolutions of Europe in the 20th century, parliaments
had ever voted the Monarch out! Once the Monarch is there, then
he will be there until he dies and then his son takes over and the
damn dynasty will last forever! Due to modern medicine, they live
up to their 100s (like Mother Godzilla, Queen Elizabeth II). In
Iran's case the daughter will not take over, because of the Shiite,
Bull Shiite, which is the official religion of the future proposed
Monarchial State and also the religion of Seyed Reza Pahlavi! That's
why he is killing himself and doing "Boksovat" to make
a baby boy (so far tried 3 times)! Little does he know that Pahlavis
will never return to Iran!
So in this proposed
puppet Monarchy of the European Style (unlike Real Monarchy, Iranian
Style), Reza Pahlavi will have a guaranteed yearly salary until
he dies! And then the next Pahlavi will take over and all they have
to do is to dress up in Monkey Suits as display dolls to sit pretty
in the Shah's palace! That is if they suddenly do not decide to
make a coup and take over the government to create a Fascist
Regime via the "Rastakhiz Party", like they
have done before (Pahlavi Style)! Don't you guys just love the monarchist
prescription for Iran?
"Monarch is a constant, lasting symbolic head of the country
with links back through our whole history and assured lines of continuity
into the future. Able to preserve and represent our ancient past
and historical figures to today's generation."
A strong powerful Iran, emerging as a global power with strong economy,
military and technology, will guarantee to continue our glorious
past history. A strong powerful Iran will make sure that a video
game company will not mistakenly pile us up with Arabs, so you guys
have to take time to write a petition, begging them to exclude us
from Arabs (filing net petitions gave monarchists something to do)!
Once a powerful "Persian Union" exists, then no one but
no one will mistaken us with an Arab state!
There will be
no need for a puppet monarch to guarantee that the world will know
"Monarch, a worldwide well-known and respected symbol of our
country carrying out State Visits and goodwill tours in other countries;
this in itself generates a lot of tourism to ones country."
This is the job for Secretary of State or the Foreign Minister!
Where does the Monarch come in?!
Let me get this
So we need to
put a ceremonial monkey suit on a puppet monarch and his family
and then display them as the King, Queen, Prince and Princess in
the Imperial Palace. Display them behind the windows for the tourists
to come and visit, or put them in the display cages with windows
(like fancy exotic monkeys) and circus them around the world, so
the foreigners will throw us some money?!
Bears, Acrobatic Elephants, Jumping Lions, Singing
Donkeys, and Monkeys who pick their butts with their index
fingers and other talented animals in the circus or the zoo
or the wild animal parks, play the same role? Actually these
animals do a better job at it than Reza Pahlavi and the Pahlavis!
Afterall, these are highly trained and talented animals, but Reza
Pahlavi is an eggplant, a vegetable with no education! For more
Reza Pahlavi Cannot Lead Iranian Opposition?
Dialogue Reza Pahlavi II Could Not Enter!
historical monuments, our archeological tourist attractions, our
amusement parks, our resorts and beaches, our 1001 tourist sites
are for this purpose. Now if you insist to put some monkey suits
on some people and display them for tourists, then by all means,
I will gather 100 nice looking Persian models and dress half of
them up as Shahanshahs of various Persian Dynasties and the other
half as the Shahbanus of the same dynasties. I build a museum of
Persian History with halls, each designed for a certain period of
the Iranian history and display all of these models to greet the
tourists and take pictures with them. Kind o like Caesar's Palace
in Las Vegas! Why do we need a monarch? It's cheaper this way and
it produces more profit via tourism!
If I hire
Reza Pahlavi and the Pahlavis for this job, then I have to pay a
large salary to that eggplant and his cheesy family, but this way,
my models will bring in the big bucks and the revenue for me, I
pay them less of a salary and they are surely better looking than
Pahlavis with their gigantic eggplant noses (Reza Damaq, Farahnaz
"Monarchs can do much, much more that you can probably think
of yourself! "
Of course I can think of 101 ways to make money from tourism, using
our 8000 years of history. I can think of 101 ways to teach the
world about our 8000 years of history and our glorious past and
Persian Monarchy. Once we free Iran and establish a powerful "Persian
Union" as a strong Secular, Democratic, Federal Republic, then
I will flood your heights with tourism money because I have 101
ideas to make money out of tourism. The first one will be to renovate
all Historical Monuments starting with Pasargad, Persepolis,
Estakhr and etc. and build the exact replicas of how they
used to look, right next to them with full staffs of hosts dressed
in Persian historical uniforms serving the tourists. I will build
hotels, casinos, resorts, restaurants, amusement parks and museums
as duplicates of Persian palaces of Achaemenids, Sassanids, Abbasids,
Afsharids and Qajar for tourist attractions. I will make Iran
bloom with tourist money like it has never been done before. And
I will put a brutal, hard-core and innovative economist/businessman
such as "Camran Mirza" in charge of Ministry of
Tourism to make sure the ministry will produce 10 times of the original
money which we had invested in it.
Then I will
get the Ministry of Culture going with future outstanding plays,
operas, sound and vision shows, laser shows and big budget movies
made about Persian history in our own Parsiwood (our version
of Hollywood) near Shiraz. I will get the costume designers,
decorators, historians, directors, actors, administrators, props,
graphic artists, engineers and writers in Ministry of Culture to
work on these projects and I will put "Admzad"
in charge of the Ministry of Culture to make sure all projects will
be successful, the world will once again know our culture and history.
I shall make sure that the Ministry of Culture will produce mega
This is how
I will shove the Persian Culture, up the worlds Ass! This is how
I will revive the Persian Empire via creating the "Persian
Now tell me,
why the hell do I need a puppet monarch in a ceremonial monkey suit,
like Charles or Elizabeth to show them off to tourists as Dancing
Dogs or Persian Donkeys to make a tenth of what I can produce with
"Here are some great benefits of the modern constitutional
of our modern constitutional monarchy
we can change/add a few things and make them better."
I am providing you guys with logic and you are bringing me quotes
from Quran! Well in your case, Holy Monarchial book O La Dee Dee
"And for the possibility of the abolition of the monarchy (if
later on people change their minds), it can be abolished by a majority
Well, we all know that once a Monarchy is established, then that
will never happen! Same as Mullahs, once you give a Mullah 5 Cents,
you can never take it back! Once you give a puppet monarch, a monkey
suit, a crown and assign them a fixed yearly salary, then you can
never get them out of their palace! Look at the "Euro_Pee_On"
StoryBook Monarchies and their "Three Little Piggies"
"Dr. M. M. Eskandari-Qajar also wrote a thesis on necessity
of the monarchy:
Defense of Monarchy In An Age Of Democracy
document is very enlightening."
Eskandari and present Earls of Qajar Dynasty are as
worthless as Reza Pahlavi and the present Earls of the Pahlavi Dynasty!
On Qajar Bashing by Today's Monarchists
Answering Pahlavi Fans
But let's not
generalize what their ancestors had done to Iran! Aqa Mohamad
Khan Qajar was their ancestor! Aqa Khan was the starter of Qajar
Dynasty. As I recall, by the end of his reign, our country was still
named "The Persian Empire" (Emperaturiye Pars).
Aqa Khan kicked Russian, Ottoman and other enemies of Iran's Asses.
By the end of Aqa Khan's reign, we still owned: Tajikistan, Turkmenistan,
Uzbekistan, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, half of Afghanistan, half
of Pakistan, parts of Kazakhstan, parts of Russia and Bahrain. Aqa
Mohamad Shah Qajar was a great Emperor and saved the integrity of
Iran with the skin of his teeth. He was the last Shahanshah (Emperor
and Last Persian Emperors
In his historical
time frame, he was as great of a man as Reza Khan was in his historical
time frame. Violent or not, he kept the Persian Empire intact.
Actually his job was much harder than Reza Khan's job, because Aqa
Khan ran an "Empire", kept it intact and still pushed
Iran forward; but Reza Khan only had revived a "kingdom",
ran it and pushed it forward. I don't know why some people assume
the value of the work which Aqa Mohamad Khan Qajar had done was
less than Reza Khan Pahlavi?!
Maybe he was
not one of the great Shahanshahs:
Cyrus The Great
Darius The Great
Xerxes The Great
Mithradates The Great
Shapour The Great
Yaqub Leis The Great
Shah Abbas The Great
Nader Shah The Great
Reza Shah The Great
was a great patriot, strong nationalist and a solid Emperor.
are Pahlavi fans and they tend to devalue the Qajar Dynasty as a
whole! They only see the useless kings of Qajar and their wrongdoings.
This behavior is due to 50 years of Anti Qajar propaganda by the
fans are blind to the facts that:
Shah Qajar was a great and the last Persian Emperor.
Abbas Mirza Qajar was a great military general.
Iraj Mirza Qajar was a great poet.
Qajar paintings are one of Iran's classical and valuable art treasures.
Qajar's contributions to the Iranian culture, art and literature
How come the
monarchists call Alahazrat "an Emperor" which he was not,
because Iran was not an Empire on 1979, but they call Aqa Khan a
Qajar king? Aqa Khan was an Emperor (Shahanshah), not a king
(Shah)! Then they critic and trash "All" Qajar Kings,
stating that "what Qajar's descendants had done in Iran"?
They see all the wrong but they never see all the great contributions
of Qajar to Iran.
Iran was a democratic constitutional monarchy during Ahmad Shah
Qajar's reign, but Iran was always an absolutist dictatorship during
sake, why don't you critic Mohamad Reza Pahlavi as the Shah who
cowardly escaped Iran and handed Iran to the Mullahs?
It is not fair
to trash a whole dynasty because of a worthless number such as Fath
Is it fair for me to trash Pahlavis because of a useless bum like
Should I disregard
legends like Reza Khan or even all the good that Alahazrat had done
and only talk about the Thievery and Corruption of Alahazrat's brothers
and Sisters, drug dealings of Ashraf (Princess Ashraf Pahlavi had
been arrested in Italy for heroin trafficking.), addiction of Farahnaz,
Worthlessness of Farah's children, and uselessness of Reza Pahlavi?
Is it right
to trash Pahlavis disregarding the works of the great ones?
Well, I am a
Qajar and I am damn proud of my family and dynasty. When I think
of Qajar, I think of all the good that they have done, all the Qajar
Family's worthy politicians and diplomats whom served during Pahlavis,
all the cultural contributions which they have done to Iran and
not only about all the worthless Shahs!
It is time
for the Monarchists (Pahlavi fans) to shut their mouths about the
wrongdoings of Qajar and start criticizing the disastrous record
of Pahlavis on thievery, corruption, human rights, political suffocation,
lack of freedoms and cowardice!
There you go
"King Juan Carlos of Spain is a charismatic landsfigure and
European monarchs are democratic."
There you go again! I am telling you the Industrial Revolution has
passed Monarchy by, the same as it has passed Islam by ................
You are clinging to some system of ancient times from the dark ages!
Then you bring me examples amongst the democratic kings! You want
to tell me that there were also some decent men amongst the kings!
Are you assuming that I do not know? Are you forgetting that I am
Here is the
Worthy Individuals and Dysfunctional Monarchies
of a few great individual monarchs does not Justifies the functionality
of the monarchy as a valid system of government, yet it will prove
that those individuals were and are worthy.
A selected legacy
of a decent few, is not evidence nor justifies a system of government
to be just and functional nor progressive.
Your line of
reasoning is flawed! This is not proof of righteousness! This is
not evidence of progressiveness!
You and your
discussions, reminds me of my discussions with Imam Jum'a of Santee
Mosque! I bring him logic and facts on why Islam is outdated, a
mid evil ideology and why Caliphate aka Velayat-e Faqih or Spiritual
Guardianship of Mohammed, Abu Bakr, Omar, Khomeini and Khamenei
cannot and will not work in the 21st century! Imam in returns, reads
me some Quran and brings me examples of some great humanitarian
Caliphs and Velayat-e Faqih such as Ali, Hussein and Salah al din
al Ayubid! I reason with him with logic and he reads me some Quran!
Now I bring
you facts, documents, logic, economy, politics, sociology and reasoning
on how to create a system of government from scratch and start a
new regime from the base and foundation. I show you facts on why
Monarchy is yesterday's news, which Industrial Revolution had passed
it by! I tell you Monarchy had died 28 years ago, but then you tell
me, oh by the way Juan Carlos is a democratic king and you quote
me from Holy Quran of Monarchist sites!
I tell you I
am proud of our 8000 years history of Monarchy from our first Shah
of Susa Dynasty 8000 years ago to our last Shah of the Pahlavi Dynasty
on 1979. I love and cherish all the goods that they have done and
I critic all the disasters that they created. I celebrate all the
great Shahanshahs of Iran and our glorious past Empire. I tell you
Monarchy is finished and done with. We need to look ahead and look
towards the tomorrow. What's done is done and it will never come
How to Make Iran, Great Again?
To make Iran,
once again a great powerful nation, the same as our past glorious
Persian Empire, will never be achieved by duplicating and adopting
a system of puppet monarchy from Europe onto Iran! Yet it will be
achieved via creation of a new system, back to ancient Persian Federalism,
yet via creation of a new economic and social system, by creation
of the "Persian Union". A Union which will start from
Iran and it will re-cover, all our past states and present independent
nations which once has been stolen from us!
We must create
a new system and we must run the nation like a corporation. Puppet
monarchs, hand kissers, ass kissers, tofeylis, Lap dogs and CIA
Beggars will not make this new system! Technocrats, specialists
and professionals will make this new system.
This is how
it will be done:
Vision for Iran of tomorrow - Nationalism
A nation which
will run as a corporation by economists, technocrats and solid Nationalists.
In this nation every part of the system will be run by a "Useful
Unit" elected or appointed to that position. There will
be no room for "Useless Units" such as ceremonial
puppet monarchs, Royal High-nesses, spiritual guardian Imams, Religious
theocrats, Homeless Media Lords and their Tabloids, Hand/Ass Kissers
or any other cheeseball characters! Professionals in each field
will run this system.
This is how
Persian Empire will be revived, and I promise you, no puppet monarch
with rental ceremonial monkey suit, sitting behind the window and
displayed for tourists, would have a role in it.
Step by step,
Islamic Republic of Iran will disappear and a new True Republic
will provide and prepare the primary steps for the creation of "The
it is time for Iran to be run by Experts and Technocrats rather
than Fortune Tellers, Holy men and Puppet Monarchs aka Ramals
and Hamals (Fortune Tellers and Porters)!
Iran of tomorrow
will require the latest, most progressive, most scientific, most
up-to-dated and most logical system of government, so that the new
government can drag Iran out of the 28 plus years, full of Shiite
and push her forwards in to the Information Age. Only this system
can create the "Persian Union" and revive the "Persian
Empire". Nothing but the best for Iran.
As I have stated,
I deal with science, facts, logic and evidence. I do not deal with
emotion, sensation, formality, Persian Flatteries, Super Natural
Prove me wrong,
bring evidence, rebuttal my hypothesis, and in other words, talk
"Logic" to me. I am a scientific person; the only thing
I understand is "Logic". Pardon me, but cheesy lines of
rhetorics which you revise from Monarchist sites are not "Reasoning"
nor they are "Logical". They make a good storybook for
teenage monarchists born in exile to make them feel good by believing
in something! But they do not provide evidence nor they are considered
as reasoning, in a logical argument.
Reality is that
today, Monarchy is out of place!
I am speaking
from the mouth and from the psyche of Reza Pahlavi and in
his mind and from his mouth comes out these statements:
and Throne of Iran has been laid on my back as a responsibility
(he says it like it is both a burden and a chore)."
over 28 years, he has done nothing to fulfill these responsibilities.
That is why I see a Joker (Reza Pahlavi) as a Monarchist who contradicts
himself and I also see Jokers (Monarchists) who follow this guy
and the whole useless concept of the Constitutional Monarchy! A
Constitutional Monarch is like an extra Cyst on your hand or butt
which serves no purpose and it needs to be surgically removed! Some
folks like Americans had the guts to remove this Cyst but some folks
like Canadians and British kept this Cyst as decoration for the
colorbooks and storybooks of their children! Constitutional Monarch
is like a Scottish Highlander Dog! They give glam and cuteness to
the house but they also mess up the whole house!
Every Family Must Own a Dog and a constitutional
I believe in
the future, every family must have their own Constitutional Monarch
in the house, the same as old time Negro Butlers in monkey suits
and Uncle Toms in Old South! Yes, every family must own their own
constitutional monarch, same as they own a house pet!
I do not despise
Monarchists. I just look at them as Intellectually Challenged
Beings. Was that too politically correct? OK, I look at Monarchists
as Mentally Inferior Creatures who got stuck in the 1800s! There
is nothing wrong with that! Monarchists are human too! They have
a right to dream like everyone else! Monarchists have the right
to make an ass of themselves same as Marxists, Mojaheds, Muslim,
Nazis and others do! There is nothing wrong with Monarchists, it
is just that the Industrial Revolution had passed them by, centuries
I enjoy Monarchists and Ultra Nationalists. They are much fun to
study as case subjects. They are sort of like Endangered Species
such as Dinosaurs (Loch-ness monster)! Wouldn't you like to social
and psycho analyze these creatures once finding one alive?
is a step short of Hezbollahi.
Sag-e Zard Baradar-e Shoqal-e
Let go of yesterday
and start looking towards the tomorrow. And that's Why Monarchy
has Ended and We Must Start a New.
Iran, in the future, never again you shall bow to a master.
People of Iran, stand in front of the mirror and proudly
I serve no masters.
I bow to no masters.
I control my own destiny.
I am a Free Man.
I am a Free Woman.
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