Islamist Smiles Show!
Start of Salath al Jama-a'
First, we pray to Allah,
Namaz vajeb ast.
Brothers & Sisters, please All Bend Over & go Up & Down!
Be Hamdollah Dollah Dollah ......
Ensha Allah qabul ast.
Namazon Savabon!
Brothers & Sisters,
Ahay Brothers & Sisters, I am talking to you!
Pay attention to The Cermon!
Please take your sits.
Let me go behind the tribune & Microphone,
Now, we start today's cermon,
Silence please
Moooooo Mooslem, Mooslem, mooooooo
eeshhhhhhhhha....!
Ahay, Oy Oy Brother Gusaleh, quiet please .....
Withhold your excitement & Enthusiasm!
Shoosh ............
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Aziz-e Brother, quiet please ........
Beginning of Cermon
Dear Umma' al IPC:
Ya Allah!
Be isma Allah-a Rahman al Rahim,
Be isma al Shahin & Nasrin!
Be isma al Mandana & Shirin!
Today we would like to talk about all of our Brothers & Sisters residing in our beautiful Islamic Republic of Heyvans & Abroad in the Arab Nations. This is a tribute to all of our Good Lambs of Allah!
Please enjoy,
The New and Improved Islamist Smiles, fresh out of the IPC oven:
I. Islamic Republic of Iran's Islamists
Brothers (Half Breeds)
= Ayatollah al Ozama (Grand Ayatollah - Supreme Spiritual Leader)
= Ayatollah
= Hojatol Eslam (Mullah)
= Talabeh (Religious Study Student)
= Ansar-e Hizbollah (Islamist Militia)
= Qods Unit (Special Forces Pasdar)
=Pasdar (Islamic Revolutionary Guard)
= Basiji (Islamist Para Militia)
= Hezboz (Hizbollahi Bozo!)
= Maktabi (Dogmatic Traditional Nitwit Islamist)
= "In-Tell-Egg-Chew-All" Melli Mazhabi (Muslim Nationalist Intellectual)
= Jebhei (Jebhe Melli Liberal Reformist Doctor)
= Tudehi (Intellectual Left)
= Islamist Forum Dweller/Petty Snitch abroad
Arab-Toxicated Iranian
= Islamist Apologist (Confused Bastard)
= Good Obedient Mooslem (Muslim) [Umma']
= IRI Martyr (Presently residing with Allah!)
* * *
Sisters (Feme Tazis)
= Chadori (Hejab wearing Bimbo)
= Lachaki (Scarf wearing Bimbo)
= Sister of Zeynab (Militant Feme Tazi)
* * *
II. Islamic Republic of Iran's Arab Mouth Pieces
Brothers (Tazis)
= Hizbollah of Lebanon Arab Commando
= Suicide Bomber (Palestinian Al Hamas)
= PLO Al fath Militia
= Muslim Arab Jihadi Activist (Al Jihad)
= Al Qaeda Jihadi
= Baby Suicide Bomber!
= Avarage Ignorant Muslim Conspiracy Theorist!
= Arab Martyr (Presently residing with Allah!)
* * *
Sisters (Habibis)
= Average Ignorant Muslim Abused Woman!
* * *
Ya Allah!
End of Cermon
Fel Khatemah
Ya Allah!
Sign,
Hojatol Eslam al Din,
Brother Ahreeman