Rudolph the red nosed reindeer has transformed into:
BK the red-kooned tranny
You know Moron, and Shit-head,
Dumb-ass, and Pin-head,
Retard, and Brain-less,
Stupid, and Worth-less,
But do you recall
The most famous Reject of all?
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BK the red-kooned tranny
Had a very shiny koon
And if you ever saw it
You’d think it’s a red balloon
All of the other members
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor BK
Play his kooni, tranny games
Then one foggy Yalda eve
MOA came to say:
“BK, with your koon so bright
Won’t you let me pimp you out tonight?”
Then how the Jihadi Johns all loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
“BK, you red-kooned tranny
You’re the cheapest koon in history”
(bonus verse)
The money MOA collected
By pimping BK’s big red koon
Would grant BK’s Christmas wish:
A sex-change operation soon