Happy American Holidays!
Hello Kidney Beans:
I wanted to wish you a Happy Veteran’s Day,
But then I figured that our veterans are a bunch of Kos Kash Sepah Pasdaran!
I wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving,
But then I figured that what do we have to Thank for? Khomeini?!
I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas,
But then I figured that with Mullahs, it will be more like KIR-is-Mess (KIR = Khomeini's Islamic Republic)!
Besides, Christians stole their Christmas from our Mitraism, so maybe I should state:
Happy Mitra Day!
So finally the only thing I came up with, is that,
In advance, I will wish you a Mullah-less Happy New Year for 2008!
Oopsi Doopsi Doopsi Dool
Grab the Mullah by Shambool
If he screams, pull his tool
If he likes it, bring a Mule!
Poet: Namakdun X
Adios Amigos y Amigas!
Sign,
Big Daddy X